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StillDtruth:
He did not stand there and resist

HE RAN AWAY!

No be by gragra.

Samo and Davo with their gragra still fall

The temptation came to Joseph, but he resisted without thinking twice and fled like you said

sacajawea:
Many Nigerians on Facebook, many many, tell lies about the school they attended.
Deliberate filling this in?
Why??

They either fill in a top university abroad, or a top federal school in Nigeria, A big name.
This has been so since the golden age of Facebook in Nigeria about 10, 11 years ago to today.
Still so till today, this very day.
This is not mistake as one may think initially (very fee of them are genuine mistakes) this is deliberate.

They will fill in a big name of a secondary school sometimes too. And false University
Then a false working place sometimes too. Maybe slightly related to the profession they do. But it's false.

Over and over and over again.
Many persons I know offline by virtue of Stumbling on their profile online, I see this.

Na packaging cause am

tobore4u:
I thought the pastor supposed to be living a righteous life?

Ending your marriage on grounds that your wife is too perfect for you disqualifies you from being a pastor.

ogododo:
https://dailytrust.com/3-ndlea-officers-shot-during-raid-on-abuja-building/

Kudos to NDLEA for a job well done.

ChildOfDoom:
I started womanizing to help me overcome my addiction of Betting.

It has helped to an extent as I spend majority of my time in a brothel, Eating, drinking, relaxing and fvcking (my mind leaves betting).

The issue now is that, since I started three years back, I have been treating one infection to another. Currently having skin reaction that brings out small inflammation and rashes on my body like my favourite olosho.

I can't help it. I have tried switching to drinking to take over womanizing, but it won't work.

Except I go back to betting (which is worse). In the past, I would sit all day in a bet9ja shop wasting away - gambling with my money, people's money and my belongings. Then I lose focus and don't work

But with womanizing, at least I get some pleasure, and get to use my money little by little. The rate at which it finishes is not as fast as betting.

The thought of having to choose between different bannies to lash at night keeps me motivated during the day to work harder for cash. Just the infection part as condom do burst at times while there are some I only do raw.

I know my lifespan is short, I just want to enjoy it with a sane mind and not fleeing from betting woes. My body is wired to do one addiction to stay placated/elated.

Having a girlfriend is scary. What if I invest a lot on just one girl and she cheats on me

Change your name from "childofdoom" to "childofgrace".

ManirBK:
Checkout The food items I bought today at Birnin kebbi, Kara Market.

Sweet potatoes @ 1000

Peppers @ 1200

TOTAL - 2,200 Naira

Should we clap for you for buying two items from the market with N2,200?

etokhana:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1Bwurt7hPJ/

Who cares if Seyilaw supports Mr Peter Obi or not ?

fergie001:
SOURCE


PREVIOUS THREAD;
https://www.nairaland.com/8398172/father-cant-support-atiku-bauchi

Alhaji Atiku would have won the election if he has picked Barr Wike as his running mate. The rest is history.

fergie001:
- Governor Umo Eno

Man proposes but God disposes because His ways are not our ways

relaxfun:
A little back story.

Due to some ugly circumstances, i dropped out of school in 2019 and I've been at home since then, periodically picking up one or two low paying jobs. 2 years ago, I decided to learning a tech skill. I taught myself C++ programming language and I'm currently teaching myself mathematics aggressively, studying for min of 8 hours daily.

For the past two years, I've mostly always been in my room, I can be in our house for more than two weeks, without stepping a foot out of our door due to how engrossed in studying I always am. My goal is to learn C++, DSA , And Math to an undergraduate level then use my skills to apply for scholarships to study abroad, and probably work in a hedge fund company as a quantitative trader in the future. For those who know what leetcode is, i can currently solve most leetcode (hard) problems in less than 40 minutes.

Now, I'll be 24 in August, and my dad is worried that I'm wasting my life away because I've refused to pickup any real job or learn a trade, his worried that I'm already getting old, always reminding me that people my age are already getting married. Now he wants me to leave his house to go look for my own place to stay, and has offered me 7 million naira to go start life else where.

Now I plan to move out of Lagos to PH or Akwa Ibom, then use part of the money to start up a computer business center, where I'll be doing typing, printing, lamination, jamb registration, GCE/WAEC registrations, etc. One of the reasons I chose this is because I've worked in a place like this before and I have experience in how to run such a place. Another reason is that, this business would give me time to also study and sharpen my Math/Programming skills. I plan to rent a shop that is big enough so that I can also be sleeping/living there.

Now I seriously need advicing because this is such a turning point in my life and the next few years is going to make or break me because there is no room for any disastrous bad decision

You idea sounds good. If I were you I would jappa to an European country with my N7m and start a new life overthere

FreeSpirited:
It's not as easy if u are one who was once promiscuous and used to taking advantage of women in the past while in the world. That instinct can kick in when you least expect after giving ur life to Christ.
That's why setting boundaries is a must.

Do you think a promiscus man would be happy if his sister or mother or aunty of female cousins is being taken advantages of or being sexually abused ?
If the response is no, then the " instinct" of such promiscus man should not set in after accepting Christ. He should work out his salvation with fear and trembling always

FreeSpirited:
You will never understand what it means to fall into grave sexual temptation until you start living a sexually pure life or until you decide to work for God.
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I'm not yet a pastor in full time ministry but I can tell you the truth based on series of temptation I get these days, the work of a pastor is one of the hardest when it comes to standing against sexual temptation.
Yesterday I also perfectly understood why pastors fall for married women or ladies whose marriage or relationship is in crises during counseling.
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The truth is counselling a heart broken woman is a big trap. A big trap that can only take God and courage to not fall into. You will be shocked that the person you are counseling is so vulnerable and sexually primed that the greatest emotions flowing through her at that time is a urge to be touched, cuddled, caressed and knacked. I saw everything last night, and my defence began to crack, wane, weakened and almost dissolved completely while the lady was begging time for me to touch her.
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It was yesterday I realized that deciding to live a holy life or deciding to be a pastor means that you have only signed yourself into continuous sexual temptation. No wonder most pastors fail! I thought I had won the demon of temptation until I experienced the dimension of counseling a broken married lady.
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I won't go into the story. It's a long crazy one. But pastors will understand what I'm saying .... And if you have not counselled a heartbroken woman either married or single... You can never understand. How I escaped without crashing totally is a mystery.

If Joseph, the son of Jacob can resist the sexual advances and temptations of Potiphar's wife, then any determined pastor can resist the temptation of any married woman in marriage crisis irrespective of how emotional she is or how pumped up her bust or ass is.

fergie001:
OrderPaper

The bill is proposed by Chike John Okafor (Ehime Mbano/Ihitte Uboma/Obowo Federal Constituency, Imo)
Chairman, House of Reps Committee on Nutrition & Food Security

Someone should propose a bill that paternity leave should be extended to 3 months as well.

helinues:
The purpose of bathing is to clean the dirt from our body. With the application of soap( any), the cleansing is made easy.

But after bathing with soap, the towel still get dirty after bath.

Why? Let's see who can get close

It is not easy keep a white towel clean. It takes discipline and deliberate effort to keep a towel clean.

press9jatv:
New Local Govt Administrator Appointed By Rivers State Sole Administrator, Ibas, Tears Down Billboards Of Suspended Governor, Siminalayi Fubara.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z7BSHn34y0

Please, I want to find out -
"Would Sir Fubara be allowed to come back as Governor of River State in 6 months time ?

[quote author=TimeManager post=134916843][/quote]Her daughter is not properly dressed na.

Quarterpast:
A Nigerian Nurse and midwife has advised pregnant women and expectant mothers to keep their vaginal region clean and neatly shaved ahead of child's delivery.
She said, "As soon as soon as you enter the last days of your pregnancy, ensure to keep the racing field clean". According to her, shaving will help prevent from tears because that area will be easy to guide.








https://www.facebook.com/100064596133105/posts/pfbid0Ne9VVhJGf1GrNNrcfiu1KZr9bVCEErt61yktmxtChcZdk87tzSvADpRQQH2QLQFTl/?app=fbl

God is wonderful. I wonder how a baby is able to navigate through that area which expands during child birth and the mother is able to endure the pains of child birth. After child birth the area would contract to its normal size as if nothing happened

zero8zero:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/04/05/man-confesses-to-regularly-supplying-bandits-soft-drinks-in-zamfara/

The Zamfara Security Guards would have gathered intelligence for about 3 weeks by assigning their officers to follow the man (without his knowledge) to the places where he supplies drinks to the bandits and then involve the police and army inorder to get the bandits arrested or neutralized as well.

Saywhat10:
The waves had barely pulled back when curious beachgoers spotted the container bobbing in the surf. As it cracked open, revealing stacks of frozen chicken cartons, word spread like wildfire. Within minutes, the shoreline transformed into chaos.



https://www.9jarep.site/2025/04/chaos-on-coast-container-full-of.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXugzAB8acA&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

Manner from heaven in land of hunger and want.

jesusjnr2020:
The Only 2 Options Jesus Gave Sinners

Repent or perish!

"Except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish." (Luke 13:3)

"Except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish." (Luke 13:5)

God bless.

My opinion is that the option Jesus Christ gave us is John 3:16
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”

You have to believe in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior after repentance for you not to perish but to take eternal life.

[quote author=Morbeta11 post=134817140][/quote]Why did your big sis not shave her beads and mustache ?

Milanodigishop:
Me: All of the Kardashians. What's Yours?

The Real Housewives of Potomac

God1000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MGF-CRpv5A?si=nnk9dfveLyM7_ndH

Olanrewaju was competing against Ghanaian boxer Jon Mbanugu at Fight Night 15 of the Ghana Professional Boxing League at Bukom Boxing Arena when he suddenly lost consciousness.

..

I have always dreaded boxing although it was one of the sports that pays both winner and losers handsomely. Constant punches to the head can affect the brain on the long run. May his soul rest in peace

NwekeUG:
2Face’s new love, Natasha Osawaru adds ‘Idibia’ to name on IG


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny5tt3m0c1A

2 Baba don hammer oh.
Thumbs up 👍 to him

Botragelad:
Source;
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/34120757/putins-hero-russia-killed-marat-tibilov/

Although Ukraine has suffered in the hand of Russian, the country has been managing to deliver heavy blows to some top Generals and Commanders in the Russian Military.

GistMedia0:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14533405/Woman-huge-meltdown-runs-naked-Dallas-Airport.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1U2RrMEPxE

Her village people don remember her

Safyqueen:
But would you have said this if it were to be Yusuf Buhari that was doing all these during Buhari era? Is it not ordinary power bike Yusuf had accident with and people are calling for enquiry as to how he got the money for the machine?

Yoruba and media.

2027 is going to be very sweet I swear

During the era of PMB, Yusuf and his siblings must have done their own and it may have been done without media notice.
Did you not read about a man that was arrested for using a phone line previously owned by PMB's daughter ?
Yusuf and sibling ended up marrying into powerful and affluential families during PMB's reign.

FactsZoneAfrica:
Explore the lifestyle of Seyi Tinubu, son of Nigeria's President Bola Tinubu, as he navigates through Nigeria with his convoy and entourage. This video provides an inside look at the security measures and protocols accompanying the movements of high-profile individuals in Nigeria.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVAHL10P_5Q

Power sweet oh. Shame unto poverty

Infoguy666:
https://punchng.com/breaking-rivers-sole-administrator-suspends-ssg-other-appointees/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJRQwlleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHUn9caL0oEW3NeVT-u-BaWAo1uZMANeKd4c-9kW54YHeTP-QJwfRqUSAKA_aem_pzG94trwQBbTMxENrmMN0g

I don't think the State Governors would be comfortable with this Sole Administrator's magana

Chilipepper:
My sister is pregnant for my husband and my mum says he must marry her too” — Lady shares heartbreaking family drama, says she’s losing her sanity

It is your family affair

ebubeson:
Please can you remember any food that was popular or known in the past but hardly eating or no longer eat in this present time.

sardine; tomato ketup, garcia, hotdog, shawarma, baked beans, etc

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Canada-denies-13,000-Nigerians-asylum

The State of Emergency declared in Rivers State is a genuine reason for Rivers State indigenes to seek asylum in Canada.