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raumdeuter:
EVeryone knows Spurs are useless

The put the "U" in Useless.

pamcode:
7 successive semi final loss according to BBC sport. Bloody spuddies the perennial bottlers.

Pathetic isn't it? They keep breaking records for all the wrong reasons

nateevs:
This is why I love this victory.

The whole week was about how Chelsea can be tamed. How Spurs don't concede many goals blah blah blah. . .

With this emphatic victory, we strike a blow and dent their confidence. With them going into the games against United and Arsenal with dented confidence, order will be restored and Spurs, once again, are shown to be perennial big stage bottlers.

How can I not love this?

Dent who's confidence? The Yids? No need to. They do that to themselves on a yearly basis

Bloody shitty yids!......Absolutely useless lot kmt

sinizia:
You're right

Ofcourse I am. That's why Dayo said Chelsea has the league all but sown up. Those lots can never win something tangible....EVER!

kelvinreality:
Lol....you seems right, let's watch out

Mate I am a North London Lad. Been to the lane more times than most Guy's have seen a lady's panties. Trust me on this. Confirmed choke artists those lots.

Nihilist:
Have you heard the man laugh?

That laugh!

Hahahahs

kelvinreality:
I don't see Tottenham loosing this match. Any match dele Alli scores, Tottenham seems to have at least a Point in such encounter.

In as much this is a knock out game, Tottenham can only loose after After extra time but not in the space of 90 Minutes. What can I say, Dele Alli lucky charm?

The yids will find a way to somehow throw it all away.

Nihilist:
I liked Hansens voice truly, but detest Lawro. True star of the old school is Garth Crooks. Man is like the Chris Eubank of Punditry
.

Man like the donny Eubank......Garth Crooks is still a regular on Football Focus.

F@#$ing shitty Yids.....Must these dudes always choke?

Nihilist:
Lawro is such an irritating man though. Dude looks like he never showers. I sometimes feel I should wipe my tv clean after the fat fool with his irritating voice has been on it.

Nihilist:
Yeah, he's like an older uglier dirtier Robbie Savage with dandruff in his hair and questionable fashion sense.

Hahaha Why so much hate on the young fela? The tag team of Hansen and Lawro was proper quality.

Ibime:
He's the best pundit actually.

Of the current lot, He just might be the best of the bunch

CFCman:
Key words in his favor are "former England international"

Fair point....

Nihilist:
The real question is how a boring uninsightful person like Shearer keeps his job at the Beeb

One of the English game's Great, that's why. Alan Hansen and Mark Lawerenson were my man

How did a Mediocre Player like Jenas get a job at Beeb? I seriously need His juju man.

1bkaye:
Lol please come and shut me up, oponu oshi

Dayumm never seen you this savage before

airmark:
ok. He hasn't improved on his poor positioning yet. He hardly uses his 'side mirror' when defending. Meanwhile, that psg boy, kimpembe is going to be a great defender. I was disappointed he wasn't used against barca at nou camp. I watched him against metz and was impressed, not forgetting how he pocketed suarez and co in paris.

Positioning is one of His main strengths. If it was, combined with His pace, He'll be unplayable. Don't know too much about Kimpembe as I don't follow Ligue Un that well. However I do follow Serie A and believe me these two players will be the next Great italian walls. Milan's Romagnoli and Juve's Rugani.

airmark:
How many days now, we asked you to talk on boathand's performance, you side-stepped it. Here you are making enquiries on femi's gal. Wehdonsir !

Nothing do Boatank. He had a pretty average game on wednesday. He'll bounce back as is to be expected from one of the world's best 5-6 central defenders

Chelseafan1:
Nah, she ain't on nairaland, talking about someone else.

Yh just seen that. Don't know man She looks way too young 15-17 tops. Caro carry sha

nateevs:
Damn!

My Chairman....I sight you o

Chelseafan1:
Lol, wetin ur eye find go there. All doz UK ones no reach u abi? I get one fine UK babe for here, can't post her pics, she is a nairalander.. ..very lovely babe.

She is a peng ting. Nah wetin carry my eyes go there be that. She is on NL? .....And She let those mgbeke babes compete for Miss NL?

Chelseafan1:
Lol, see as u dey talk like my mama.
Amen o.

What can I say? Great minds think alike . She is right though

who be that chic for your dp?

Ibime:
Na so you go tell Coogar to meet you for St Pauls for small egelege, na him Cougar say him dey bring glock40 to dump you inside River Thames, you say you no do again

Hahahahahahahaj . So you were following that yarns too abi?

Chelseafan1:
God, pick up my call o, when me sef go start to dey tour obodo oyinbo like these people. Ehn

Time and Patience. It will come. You go fly so te hin go tire you sef.

Nihilist:
The Irish have one similar one but they use long sticks to beat the ball and each other.

Gaelic Football!

Nihilist:
Bruv don't go to Stocky. You will hate it back here. The girls out there! Naaah Stockholm is just next level. No wonder refugees just dey troop there. You will cry tears of blood when you hop on your flight back.

Hahahaha my Gee I think I have already found my next holiday destination. Lemme go and experience Heaven. YOLO!

raumdeuter:
If you don't go near police trouble, Police no go worry you,

I have only had 3 encounters with the police,

1. I was using cell phone while driving in New Jersey, Its legal in Texas but not legal in jersey, when the police got to me, I didnt even know the reason I even told my friend on the phone to hang on. That was the day Bayern beat Man Utd in 2010 CL. And I was yabbing my Man Utd fan friend. I was given a ticket and I paid

2. I was doing 85miles in a 60 zone,I got a ticket and paid

3 I forgot to renew my vehicle registration, He left me with a warning that I should do it immediately.

Police dont give you trouble if you stay within the law

You do have a point there but you have to admit that most of the cops you lot have stateside are nothing but lowlives Gunwielding Hooligans. They'll shoot at any and everything. It's at times like these that I do thank Jah for blessing us with the Met.

Nihilist:
Bruv. Leicester square on a Friday or Saturday night. China town. Hoxton/Shoreditch. Dalston. I don't even need to enter a bar. My parole is on the streets. It's the Europeans i used to look for though - Swedes, Russians, Italians, Spanish, Slovenia, etc. I never tried it with yanks .

Mateeeeeeeee!.....If not for say you don marry, nah your type of person I go dey hang around with. Nihillist the gyalis dem sugar sugar.

Dude you need to try it out with a yank. You'll have them jizzing in their panties in no time. My mate's place of work sent Him to sweden for 3days dude no wan gree comeback o eventhough it was as cold as f#$@.

Nihilist:
A few reasons why UK is better than America:

Free healthcare.

Fewer Guns.

Better employment rights

Less annoying accent.

Better standard of living.

You don't live here.

Correct!.....Have you ever sweet talked an American chic using your British accent? Instant pu#$y magnet!

raumdeuter:
For me I will drop Naija if I am in diggz shoes,

If I have to drop 2 I will drop UK and Naija.

American is a must, I don't get how people live in the UK with that garbage weather, Gay accent its only sweet when a bitcch is moaning under you, small cars, small houses even the men have small dickkks. Thats why Ryan Giggs fuckkked his brothers wife for several years and the pusssy didnt even expand for the brother to notice

In the UK, if you are above 6ft you will sleep in those matchbox sized houses and your legs will be on the street.

You be Apari for real. America wey police dey knack una anyhow. Never in my life have I heard some much gunshots till I went on holiday in the states.

diggz:
Raumdeuter, Nihilist,ibime,nateevs,chic2pimp and anyone willing to contribute,kindly do.

Guys please if you have a child who is American by birth with pp, does not have green white green pp but a resident of Uk with permit and an option to get the British pp anytime. Now knowing that legally one can't lay claim to 3pps of 3different nations without having to drop one of them.

My question is ,which of the 2pps out of the 3pps will u want that child to have and why?

Not going to lie left to me, i'll drop green white green. We all know any man and his dog can get Green white If you are willing to spend a bit of money.

Ibime:
. . . since oga Airmark fell our hand when we sent him for trials by using pig-in-the-middle to learn slide tackling and dropped out of football. . . ..

Hahahahahahaha .....Airmark don't take this Brah

lolawilliams:
A40

Why are you tormenting my Gee on this thread?