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[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=518192.msg6832592#msg6832592 date=1285619059]Kro-Kro Es: I see am with ma kro-kro eyes.
Kpele-Kpele [I don't know what that thing is called in English. It's usually found in a drum of water] Chei! [/quote]Laff wan Kill me die . I always thought that it was "Koro Koro"

Ofcourse it ain't to the detriment Barca. After all In David Villa, y'all have got the better striker. However as far as Milan is concerned, getting a player of his quality for that amount of money can only be described as a "Bargain". The only other realistic option is Edin Dzeko who I am certain woulda cost us no less than 35M euros.

We Rossoneri fans would like to thank Sandro Rosell and the Barcelona faithful for selling us Ibra for a cut price fee of 24million euros( there is no way Milan won't sign him come the end of the season).

The funny thing is that Ibra is still acclamitising to the Milan style of play and he is yet to reach full force. Unlike last season when we had only Pato to rely on as far scoring goals is concerned, this season we have two. Once those two players click into gear. . . . . . . . .

I can see that you are suffering from Bipolar, abi which one nah wink one minute, frown the next ehn?

Fii aworan mi si le jor

Which Bro don find Akata girl? The Bobo wey no sa bi him left from right or him back from front abi?

Iyawo ke? . Abeg I am wayyyy to young for that oooo. Even Dk and his Ilk in their Late 40's are yet to get married.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=80631.msg6841138#msg6841138 date=1285738887]nah chic2pimp, the main thread was deleted because her mother reported NL to Google
But this will do https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-510904.0.html

Wetin go shame me? Shey no be "spot the thief" we dey play? [/quote]Hehe . On that link you posted right there, I guess I wasn't that suprised you left a comment(yours was the third one to be precise )

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=80631.msg6841156#msg6841156 date=1285739316][font=times][size=11pt]
Hmmm, I think I saw the original thread before it was locked. Thanks for the second link .[/quote]No Problemo,Dearie

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6841116#msg6841116 date=1285738493]Lol and most ppl with my name tends to be Ekiti, have you notuced? Meet an ekiti woman and call her ". . . .", she'll answer

For shizzle lol. Se o ki n se omo Igbo sha, I heard that wan moh n se dada. . . . I hope say your own case no be the case of a virgin feeling funky on NL [/quote]Actually one of my Uncle on my Mum's side married an Ekiti named. . . yep you guessed it . You know, I might just do that anytime I meet an Ekitit woman .

Well if the Delta Igbo's don't count then. . . . . I hope so too jare . Anyways if claiming Virginity helps bring the *cough cough* to yard, then so be it

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=521985.msg6841069#msg6841069 date=1285737581]LMSAO!!!! You dey crase sha

But make them no try am o. I dnt joke with my land I'll personally come to naija to teach those hooligans a lesson [/quote]E ma gba mi, nah who dash you land ehn?

Will you gerraway from hia jor, nonsense and Ingredient

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=80631.msg6841076#msg6841076 date=1285737695]Wow, I feel like I missed the whole drama with platinumk. Are her threads still open?[/quote]Lemme make it easier for you. Here you go
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-505977.192.html

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=80631.msg6841083#msg6841083 date=1285737815]Lie or die?
Did she also steal your vocabulary? That hoompa loompa [/quote]Death @ Hoompa loompa . My vocab could not have been more spot on thank you

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=80631.msg6841083#msg6841083 date=1285737815]Just google Nneka Miran Anyanwu or search Platinumk on NL engine [/quote]Shey shame no dey catch you ehn?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6841061#msg6841061 date=1285737394]Atleast you're better than bawomolo whose own is as feminine as it gets Yoruba names and the unisex use of it needs to be stopped. I've met so many men with my name its not funny  [/quote]Oh really, so that actually has a chic's name . . . . . . . . . The first person I met whose name was the same as yours was a Dude

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6841061#msg6841061 date=1285737394]ti o ba mu mi kini waa se? Dont make a promise you cant keep, ma lo emi e baje! You go see me again, you go run the other direction.[/quote]For schizzle? Wahlai tahlai o to be. Yes I said it!!!. Or in the words of my womanizing Uncle 'Mo ma mu gbogbo eje e tan' . When you see me, you go turn to Oliver Twist and ask for more gan sef.

Kilode,Ogini? Over a chic? .

I hope that Useless piece of shyte rots in jail.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=521985.msg6841041#msg6841041 date=1285736907]I seriously hope that this is contained.

I swear if this reaches my state eh. . . [/quote]Oya finish that statement . Wetin you go do?

Yours is a case of 'Internet warrior feeling funky'. shiorrrrrrrrrrrrr

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=80631.msg6841020#msg6841020 date=1285736281]SMH. . . . Inked_nerd, dont give him that azz. He might pull a platinumk one on you, run away with your 14Gs.[/quote]You just had to bring that up didn't ya? I guess you won't let that lie,right

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6841010#msg6841010 date=1285736012]Oya, modify am kia kia. Na only me supposed to know nau
to ba je pe o n paro fun mi, may your kondo shrivel That said, it reminds me of OBJ. Can I call you bukkie instead? jk jk[/quote]Yes ma I don modify am. Ofcourse nau nah only you suppose know oo
Ahn Ahn e pe yen ti po ju nau (although I like th use of the word kondo ). No worries sha e mi o paro(told you I was Half half nau). Bukkie ko Mr Latin ni. Ti n ba ka e mu

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6840985#msg6840985 date=1285735529]No you havent. Quit being secretive, kini maa se pelu oruko e?[/quote]Secretive ke?   I actually thought I had. *Modified*

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6840952#msg6840952 date=1285734823]Yeeeeeeeeee!!! Abeg, let's switch to English. . . . your Yoruba, cheiiiiiiiiii, ori n fo mi! lol

kini oruko e?[/quote]O de fii yoruba mi si le nau,abi kilode

Mo ti so fun e ri nau

SHAMELESS BUNCHA THIEVING THUGS!!!

Make dem sha free those kids sha. One can only envisage the amount of suffering and pain those Kid's parent are going through right now.

Naija I hail thee ooo

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6840919#msg6840919 date=1285733697]"ibo" not "e bo" lol
Ta ni o feran owo, abi se mo beere $14k lowo e ni? lol
Emi ni wa san fun. . .[/quote]Fi yoruba mi si le jor . Anyways I stand to be corrected but I think that I am right while you on the other hand are wrong.
E wo ni jor. E ma wo obinrin yii sha, o n fi style be re $14k lo wo mi ni yen ooo
Se o ki n ti ju ni? Haba awon ebi e ni mo ma so owo fun jor. Ole

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6840907#msg6840907 date=1285733143]LOL Ko si wahala. As long as to ba je pe iwo lo maa ma mu owo wa le [/quote]Sisi ti feran owo ju sha ahn ahn . Well sha, e bo ni mo ma san bride price si?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6840878#msg6840878 date=1285732288]LMAO!!!!! You dey crase.

Tani oko mi? Iwo ati dayo sha fe fun mi ni oko by fire by force. Abi o fe je oko mi ni? [/quote]E se oo e ku fe.

Yes ooo . E mi ti gba proposal oooo .

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6840859#msg6840859 date=1285731547]lmao! @ konga. lol o ti o.

Bawo ni waa se work on it? talo ma ko e?
You nau? abi which one be "e yin" again? F'owo kan eni to ko e ni Yoruba, emi ati eni yen a jo ja o[/quote]O to ni nau . Abi o ti ri

O fe understimate mi ni yen oo. Abi se mi o le ko ara mi mo ni?

"E yin" is kwarect yoruba jor. Ra ra o, mi o le f'owo kan eni yen oo. Oko e ma ro pe onisekuse ni mi. E mi o fe be.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6840808#msg6840808 date=1285729473]@chic2pimp
Kini omolomo se si e to fe fi gba leti? lol
I admit, your Yoruba is good for a Deltan boy, but still work on it nau. You just dey bastardize my lingua [/quote]Ma da Bobo yen ti ori e tobi ju konja lohun jare. O kan bii mi nu.

'Good'? Excellent you meant to say right? . No worries I'll work on it. Practice they say makes perfect . Waka comot from hia jor,na h who dey bastardize your language

MaziUche0:
Ba wo ni?
See I speak Yoruba.

Ta lo tu were? Ti n ba ko efoju fun e.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6840788#msg6840788 date=1285728649]LOL Ofcourse my dear.
Oya breath into this breathalyzer. Just curious [/quote]Sweetheart, you know not what you say. My Yoruba is 100% perfect . Oya gbe enu wa si be yi

Barka da asuba abokan brethrens Hausa

I greet Una oooo. My fellow Warri brothers

I greet una ooo. My fellow Warri brothers

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=344912.msg6840778#msg6840778 date=1285728334]eyin is one word o lol [/quote]Yoruba mi si da ju ti e lo sha