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[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=526283.msg6912726#msg6912726 date=1286712523]She's racist? How so?[/quote]No she ain't. People just love throwing that word around for the sake of it.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=10161.msg6919520#msg6919520 date=1286803850]What is so Fab about Halle Berry?[/quote]Is that a Rhetorical question?
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=10161.msg6919520#msg6919520 date=1286803850]She's a bad actor. . . .[/quote]An "Oscar" says she ain't.
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=10161.msg6919520#msg6919520 date=1286803850]the only diff between her and Genny is that Halle has a beautiful body. .[/quote]Plus she is much more better looking to boot.
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=10161.msg6919520#msg6919520 date=1286803850]If you apply as much makeup on Genny as Halle gets, they'll be on the same wavelength.[/quote]Well, if you applied as much make up on My Dog Bingo as you do on Tyson Beckford, they'll probably be on the same wavelength.

THE POST BEARS OF ALL THE HALLMARKS OF A CERTIFIED GAYNNER!!!

But come ooo nah who dash this [b]Gay[/b]nner wifey?

RuuDie:
I'd say they are both on par when it comes to technique. . . . but Ibra would shade it a bit on account of strength - he is at least a bit stronger than Berba.

A bit stronger? Ibra has the strength of an Ox.

RuuDie:
For me, I'd go for Berba any day; & I won't be surprised if Barca put out an offer for him someday. . . . he's just tailor-made for thier style.

Barca ko Baba Suwe ni. What makes you think Berba would fit into their system, when Ibra(a rich man's Berba)couldn't?

Sending Get well soon messages is all well and good however una nefa ask the most important question, wetin him dey find for untop man building? Abi Him be Viewer?

Just watching the programme now on sky plus(pre recorded), funny and depressing stuff I must say.

Beaf:
^
A possible explanation for the gap in performance between both Ferarri's is, Alonso's engine was turned up and Massa's down. Ferarri is short of engines to complete the season with, so it would make sense for their title contender to turn the wick up and his fall guy not to take chances and try to salvage some constructor points.

It is not a possible explanation, it is the [b]only[/b]explanation. Ferrari have heavely invested in Alonso and they would not stand by and let their investment go down the drain.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=526446.msg6911577#msg6911577 date=1286685700]We can even take chic2pimp with us cheiii.[/quote]Iwo ati ta ni?
2 men and 1 Lady Errrr. . Errr. . . Errrr. . . Errrr. . . . Errrr. . . Hell Nahh
2 ladies and 1 man, now that's more like it.

dayokanu:
Obviously edoyad has not been satisying you, Maybe you should combine edoyad with jalether so they can fill up your kitty

Oh I see, it's that time of the month again .When your batty hole is subjected to a horrendous amount of physical abuse and torture. Pele oo. E go better ehn

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=526446.msg6911548#msg6911548 date=1286684886]Abeg, leave my brother. He didnt get enough of our maami's bosom milk.
As a good sister, I need to help him [/quote]How is that your fault? Even so, hasn't he drank enough from Muki and Jlother?
Well, it is quite obvious he needs help. My advice would be to rub ata rodo on your *cough cough* so as to discourage him.

dayokanu:
Mo wa pa, Bawo ni iwo wa.

Mo ri wipe oyan e ati idi e ti n tobi si. Igbadun lo wa o

dayokanu:
Oya wa je kin tu wo

Ti ko ba kin se wipe o je aburo mi ni. . .

This whorish dude continues to baffle me wahlai. One minute he is playing with Edoyad's nipples, the next nah Ileke's current him wan tap. Which kain person be dis ehn, ni to ri olorun?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=526446.msg6911467#msg6911467 date=1286683058]Mo ni ki emi ati e lo si Vegas lati lo celebrate my latest achievement.

O le tu wo ni be ashy.[/quote]*Quickly checks her profile pic*   :oNO COMMENT!!!

bawomolo:
yup yokozuna is dead.

chic2pimp - is it true that goldust was your favorite wrestler

O ba idi e. I wo amugbo yii

X factor is now more of a freak show than it is a talent show. Many or should I say most of the contestants on this year's show can't sing to save their lives. If I had to name one act that summarises what this year's contestants are all about, then i'll say Vagner. How he got past the audition stage, I'll never know. That dude belongs in a circus or better still the zoo. Trecy c who I thought was a decent singer and had the potential to be the new Alexandra was a big let down(come to think of it now, I probably was blinded by the size of her. . . . . ). If my memory serves me right, I remember asking if Cher was a classic case of Hype over Substance and going by tonight's performance I am leaning towards the hype bit.

susannaija:
@londoner if they could they would at least 80% of Nigerian men will

80% of Nigerian women would not say no to Mixed Race Men either.

Dayo somehow manages to turn a 'Manchester United' related thread into an 'Arsenal Bashing' thread

Fela(the musical) looks liveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(Great casting for the lead role of Fela). Anyone knows where I can get tickets?


I'll definitely be recommending this show to family members and friends alike.

SA Lady:
I wont blame you its expected of a little mind. Maybe if you took a tutorial on the history of the ANC and its underground movement you wouldnt have came back to me with such a naive and ignorant response. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. rather ask how did that happen than a desparate demonstration of sarcasim it only takes away from you, take an opportunity to learn and know more. But then again you may have to forgive me for taking the liberty into thinking there's things you dont know you probably know it all.

If I said I expected any better from you, I would be lying through my teeth. A quick run down of your posts only buttress my point. Your posts are usually hot air and rarely making an iaota of sense. Ewu Ara!!!

Kunbee:
Good oko

excellent iyawo

Sagamite:
Sorry men, I just got too emotional men. I had to communicate with my ancestors using my Oriki (familial panegyrics).

The woman tell me sey impe I sound like someone wearing a loincloth and hunting snarks. She does not know that is the only attire I am comfortable in and that is how I dress when I roam Oxford Street.

One more ppst from you and nah laughter go kill me die

Uyi Iredia:
@ marjo >>> abegi, the girl wowo for the pic >>> her being under stress is of no consequence to me

SA Lady:
Do you know that all the freedom fighters who left SA and took exile to other countries returned home and I mean every single one of them. They've got citizenship in thier countries of exile but they will not settle there for anything. My cousin sister is a citizen in Germany, England and Canada but she resides in SA and will not move anywhere for anything. That circle of people have got plenty opportunities for themselves outside SA but they would rather eat pap and vleis in the dusty streets of the townships than to move country.

Quadruple citizenship? But why stop there? Surely adding USA, FRANCE,AUSTRALIA AND JAPAN to that list would give it the full effect you desire.

bawomolo:
you don't know who yokozuna is?

it's not your fault though, you were raised in ekiti.   transistor radio was your main form of mass communication till the new millennium.

Bobo Yii a ma ja ooo . Leave her alone jor
_{That thing still funny small sha}

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=524312.msg6891008#msg6891008 date=1286419716]@inked
Thanks jare.

@chic
Taking a pop at her ke? Haven't you seen her pix? Put the two pix side by side and you wnt be able to tell the difference. The power of 90% body blubber.

Wasn't into wrestling till the 2000s, buddy [/quote]Well dem talk say seeing is believing. Make I first the two pictures posted side by side with my Kro Kro eyes before I pass any judgement

By the noughties came around, I'd  already known that wrestling was not real, so I didn't really follow it with much passion like I did in the 90's.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=524312.msg6890958#msg6890958 date=1286418551]Wetin be yokozuna? I thought Miran was plat's middle name?

Am just wondering. Doesn't she feel insulted when ppl call her lepacious, inst that a sly way of teling her to stop eating 8 meals a day??[/quote]I'll take a wild guess here and say you never saw wrestling on t.v in the 90's, right?  Oh I see, so you were actually taking a pop @ Plat


I'm sure someone would eventually correct me If I am wrong, but didn't she actually come up with that name herself?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=524312.msg6890981#msg6890981 date=1286419099]lmao, Yokozuna was a wrestler. He was a big dude[/quote]Dalu!!!

One Point of correction though, that dude was Fat not big. OROBOKIBO!!!

duduspace:
On the basis that pound for pound he is still numero uno Doki, to be honest It can only get better with each passsing year as our boys grow, it is a misconception that Arsene doesn't prioritise the CC. we've developed the players and our squad is richer so we should do well in the cups this season, we should be able to make at least the semis in the FA and CC with possibly the UCL too if we get good draws and that can only swell our bank account so that we can tell Barca where to suck when they come for Cesc next summer.

Oh really? You must be in cloud cuckoo land if you actaully think Cesc would be satistified with yet another trophyless campaign come the end of the season.

Yes ke. Nah her be dat. You know see how she take resemble Yokozuna small?

Actually I'd like to know why too

^^^^ E mi o so be. Sagamu and Tosin lo wi be oooo

^^^^ Which Derrick Rose. Give it one or two seasons, John Wall would be added to the list of point guards greater than Sunday RoastDerrick Rose

Get The F, UCK Outta here. ' I Am Very Choosy When It Comes To Men' ma foot.

centD:
The reason why i dont talk to most girls is because most girls hav corrupt minds.when you talk to them they start thinkin anoda thing,when you make them your friends they think you want to ride on them.
Now i decided to be on my own,they say i am too pompous.i am not pompous bt i want to avoid misundertanding.

_{*Gently Passes Over The Tissue And Lotion*}  Good Luck Mate!!!

Brownteeth:
I guess some finacially down and short guys here do feel bad whenever the ladies here keep chanting ''HE MUST BE RICH AND ABOVE 6ft TALL''. But never mind guys, theres definitely no problem to worry about.

Relax dude, that sentence should be taken with a pinch of salt. It's just a thing girls/women say especially when asked  to describe their ideal Man 'Tall,Dark,Handsome and Rich'. Besides,we all know for that statement to ring true, they'll have to look like Miss World/Miss Universe themselves and I can confidently say that ain't happening any time soon.

Sagamite:
I am Sagamite, omo Sagamu, omo Agaga tiri gaa, ogiri woye, aje okuta ma mu omi, igi iroko ni ogun nla, ti bi ba buru . . . . . (breaks into melodic delivery of familial panegyrics).

Omo oniranu ni bobo yii sha

^^^^^ Sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrappppp dia

dayokanu:
You mean the blonde babe named PALM[/b]ela

duduspace:
You don miss am Ibime, I be lefty. You think everybody's fingerprint has rubbed off on the [b]gbamgbamjigijigi like your own.

Awon oloshi