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chiogo:
What are you on about?

Man, I loff it when you act all innocent

eldee:
Life is hard for us maynne. . .
A small girl like Ibkaye can make a big man like you shake like God knows what.

Oh boy she is underage ooo

chiogo:
You can get it from me anyday!!  

You Don't say

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=420920.msg5835363#msg5835363 date=1270493263]dear Lawd, take away the 0.001% that don't have the problem, i know they are yet to be born but just take away those ones from my previous prayer, amen![/quote]

davidylan:
Dear Lord . . . thank you for the 2% of naija women who are just wonderful, decent, understanding little angels. Amen.

Look @ these two useless boys

FL Gators:
The only bakassi Ive checked out so far is dayokanu's. Bigger than mines sha

You don finish Dayo .
No wonder the dude keeps on chasing Gaynerrs all over NL

FL Gators:
oya tell me why it came to your head

Wetin you go show me in return In otherwise we must do T, i.t for tat(When I say t, i.t, in this case I literaally mean it )

eldee:
Yes ooh . . . that thing can turn a man into sumn else.
You'll see yourself asking 'erm . . . sister, ca-ca-ca-can I borrow your bum-ba-ba-biro'

Nah so we see am my broda .
Wahlai women have it good oo
Those things can literaly turn us into dodoyos
I remember this Brainy dude(when i was in year11) being lost for words when a teacher asked him a question.
When we quizzed me later on we realised it was not his doing, the hot chic sitting next to him was rubbing his tighs close to his nether regions

^^^^ How many women don threaten for this thread?

dayokanu:
Chickenshrimp is the Deputy assistant to the vice-boyfriend here

Gbewudani of Africa

Amadioha Fry your Ki ni and feed you to eat
Heavens knows I've been smacking it for a very long time

FL Gators:
sey you that is looking for bakassi in your classroom abi?

Are You ready to swear to god of Ifa abi wetin dem dey call am for Ekiti that you haven't been doing likewise?

Mmmbop:
oh put a sock in it

So you do not deny it?

FL Gators:
lmao@kukurubente
oh gosh been ages I heard that

I'll rather not tell you why that name came into my head

eldee:
Ehen . . . so that's what that guy was doing??
I was wondering what he was doing measuring area of curvature and geometrical cumburus in a Comparative Law lecture.
Maynne, next lecture I'm going in with a protractor, divider and four-figure tables.
I always stop when I hear a crack from my neck.

Buhahahahaha You better do
Some of those curves wey I dey see for my class
Heavens knows the amount of self control i've had to have in order not to smack em especially when they hug me .
Some if those shawtys know exactly what they are doing to Mankind . Some of em' even smile back @ you after you are done scooping their bakassis

Dr Kitaun:
Moroyanke

FL Gators:
poly kini? I tell you I get hubby b4?

Berra tell the Bobo the truth make him find his squareroot

FL Gators:
na true?

Kitty, after all weve been thru togeda?

sigh. goodbye

Come home to Papi, He'll treat you right

dayokanu:
^^ You think say 40 na ajebo?

You don forget say na isoko/Urhobo boy. The first thing he tasted on earth was a shot of kainkain

Hehehe
Una peeps no go kill me sha

FL Gators:
oya, come and shut me up nau. . . . opkekurete like yourself
Lol I dont look at any FL boys, I face my books

Look @ dis kukurubente calling me opkekurete
If by books you mean Boys ki nis then I am inclined to agree with you

Mmmbop:
Jack's a handsome preacher's son

Ibukun have respect for the Lord Thy God ooo .
Even on East sunday nah wetin you dey do for church be dat

FL Gators:
Thatz my only nickname for him. Our special secret

. . .And the Bobo no carry him shoe run .
Wonders shall never cease sha

P:S Stop practising polyandry jare.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=400313.msg5835141#msg5835141 date=1270490680]Hey calm down fellas lets be solution-oriented. Chei Arsenal and their wahala sef!

Sagna can play at CB. You think not? If he can then lets slot him there with Verma (If Campbell,Silvestre are playing then i ain't watching!! I'm in ma early 20's and Bobo no go die unless to ba di arugbo). Eboue would fill in at the 2 spot. . Diaby and Denilson in front of the D and Theo Dangerous, Rozzy and Bendtner at the back yeah you heard me right Theo has to start! There is no 3rd leg and its an away game it would be much harder to come back from an unfavorable scoreline. Lets go for broke! Scared money dont make none[/quote]Hehehehe

A40 Baba abeg when did you turn into a Rascal?

^^^^ No Make Yetunde hia that oooo
You know say she don threaten you

eldee:
I'll sign that petition too.
It's more annoying when they walk straight to the back of the class forcing me to turn my neck in a 270^o angle.
It's dangerous for my health . . . I'm barely in my mid-twenties and they want me dead.

Oh bwoi me sef don learn my lesson jare. Nah for back of class I dey sit now
You fit scope all the fine fine chics finish .
Nah my friend tish me. Everyday I'll see this dude doing some crazy measurement obviously not related to what we were being taught until I finally knew nah babes bakassi and bazookas him and his gang dey yarn about

FL Gators:
shior, ashewo oshi. Is that what you should be looking at in class?

Will you sharrpa dia
Abi you wan tell me say you dey look @ peng boys for florida?

FL Gators:
sora e o, kitaun is not yeye

Anyone that has an abbreviation of kitty as his name is yeye jare

denzel2009:
When I see kids of nowadays being punished by their parents I laugh. The punishment goes like sit down there and dont ever get up or face the wall or even go to your room and dont come out until you are told otherwise. My own parents, if they cant be bothered to beat you anymore, then the punishment galore takes effect like stool down - I dont know if people remember this. It is when you're touching the floor with just your index finger and raising one leg up or the other one where you sit on the floor with both legs and arms up. You dare not let your feet touch the ground cos the cane beside my mum will easily get to you without her getting up from her seat. By the time you finished serving your punishment,your blood flow is confused.

Hehehehe.
Nah for skool dem dey give me those kind of punishment. Bloody Teachers & Seniors!!!!

Buhahahahahaha

Laff Go Kill Me Die 2Day For Hia OOOOOO

I demand the U.K government Ban Beautiful women from attending the same classes as yours truly

FL Gators:
abi o, tell am jare. oko mi to lewa

You almost vex me until I saw the laughter emoticon, then I realised Kit be Yeye boy .

Dr Kitaun:
Morenike/Toyinrayo/Ruby-Pearl/FL GATORS

happy easter darling!

. . . And I thought Sharon's list of aliases were bad

chiogo:
Yea, I was tryna be funny.

That was just my way of not bothering to explain why he's NOT a violent psycho to you because for you to say that, you probably haven't listened to his songs. Just like you DON'T listen to Nas, according to you. Yet you were here quoting his lyrics to prove some point about how commercial songs are taking over or some shiit. . and yet his music is still part of the problem since you don't listen to him, right? I'll like to know who these artists you consider great are

The One and Only 'Not So Commercial' Michael Jackson' 

FL Gators:
Thanks hon. . . . will come back to check it.
And dont be twirking any orobokibos while I'm gone

Okay sweetheart

Also no dey disgrace me like this nau, you know say nah curvy women i like not orobokibos

^^^^ You think say I be sinner like you abi?
Dofuro like you wey don destroy all of the gaynners yanshes finish. shiorrrrrrrrrr

FL Gators:
lol leave my egbon alone jor. I will not tolerate your insult any further

What do I get in return if I agree to leave your egbon alone?

H2O2:
lol.

Better yet the women who aren't even married yet who are already chubbier and fatter than a house.
They would still find a way to blame it on men.

Hehehehehe
Laff Wan Kill Me Die

FL Gators:
I want to see a recent pix. . . .and do not ask me to ask Googles, am feeling mightily lazy with this itouch

Well her arms kinda look masculine in that pix

Nah it looks Toned not Masculine
Imma find her recent pics for you

mukina2:
fixed

Comot dia jor
Dayo dey for bedroom waiting for you and edoyad

FL Gators:
adedayo, you dont surprise me anymore. ah ahn
its ok, ma cherie

How are you sure his name ain't Okodayo?

mukina2:

Siddon dia dey fake anger you hia. Shiorrrrr

FL Gators:
Wasnt this pix from a while ago?

I swear it is
I remember this picture being used to support the arguement 'Michelle has a maculine body' on a T.V show
There I was thinking, 'What Masculine Body'?