₦airaland Forum

FL Gators:
Me nko?
Even chic2pimp can vouch for my innocence

Yes Dear you are Innocent
Infact your innocence knows no boundary

mukina2:
dayo is a saint stop giving my loffer a bad name, stop defaming him

Buhahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahaahaha

FL Gators:
@chic22pimp
5678 Mushin St. Ajegunle avenue, Yabaleft, 01180

Sorry never been there.
The only place I know is V.I

Krayola:
Enough to come visit u at the zoo. At least u can console urself with the fact that we share a common ancestor  

Not me and you
When did Rats & Cockroaches start classifying themselves as human?

FL Gators:
Ok boo. . . . I'd like that

Oya make we arrange venue

chiogo:
Hot mofo!!!  

**closes my eyes** They're corrupting me sha.

Praise the Lord!!!!

Krayola:
Yee paripa. I'm that disposable? chei!! My self esteem just plummeted.  

Chei mo gbe oooo, What kinda self esteem does a Poo packer have?

chiogo:
Your case is definitely lost.

Nah lie jor
Oya make we try it out nau?

FL Gators:
Oh really? That works?

Oh yeahhh babyyyyyyyyyyyyy it definitely works.
I volunteer myself for sampling

bawomolo:
i got the blackhawks

You peeps should free Bawo nau ahn ahn e don do ooo

FL Gators:
@chic
neva gonna happen.

That's what chiogo said until. . . .  

chiogo:
Now that I know your age, I'm older than you sef. Tsk, comot from road jare.  

The only way we can prove who is older is in the bedroom
First person to scream  instantly becomes the junior pupil

FL Gators:
otun fe fowo ba idi krayola?

Krayola nah person abi nah Animal?

Krayola:
hehehe.

*exits before he catches a charge. jail time for child indecency is not my portion*

Looks @ this Paedophile oooo. *smh* shiorrr

chiogo:
You're smart jare.
If it was chic2pimp, he'd say he's 12 too.

Lemme jor  I'm 12 jare

FL Gators:
@chic2pimp
shut up and give it to the orobo

I'll rather start with you and from there I'll work my way up

Krayola:
Don't mind that public nuisance. He it is a lost cause.

O ba idi e. I wo ara abule yii

O ti ooo.
The Bobo go commit suicide

FL Gators:
smh

@post
eating eba and cow meet yum

If you shake your head one more time, I'll shove my . . . .  . . down your throat

chiogo:
You're mad!!!!!
I shave, so what hair?

Liar Liar pants on fire

Krayola:
Wow. . those english teachers at the refugee camp seem to be doing a marvelous job. opelope won

No be your sis abi aunt teach me?
Unforunately I busy fumbling and groping

0hsisi:
why are we not surprised?

No be my fault ooo
I had to survive

Blue Magic:
Boarding school was all kinds of crazy fun! From being a suffer head as a junior TO reaping the fruits of being a senior, from being a bullied to being a bully. From fetchin water with a spoon as purnishment to havin some1 fetch your water, iron your clothes, lay your bed. From sleeping in the bush i.e jungle in order to escape punishment TO sleepin on two matresses wit some1 faning u to sleep & anoda killin all the mosquitoes. From madam koi koi, bush babies & all that u don't wanna go back to school TO just lovin the life & always lookin forward 2 d next resumption date and going back 2 school. Mehn! I loved my boardin school life. Don't know about my kidS goin to boarding school, times have changed! Big Up 2 FEGO Ogbomoso 94 set! Mehn! I love this nairaland, never a dull moment!

Ohsisi see what I mean
It happened to the best of us
Oh bwoi you wicked ooo "Someone fanning you to sleep & anoda killing all the mosquitoes"

Krayola:
please stop flattering the stark illiterate.  

Your Uncle right?

chiogo:
Me too, I'm 'young forever'.  

Those white hairs on your pubs begs to differ

bluespice:
funny? how the weirdest things trigger memories

Abi oooooooo

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=416215.msg5769438#msg5769438 date=1269572146]@Chamo
Yup. Naija girls need to recognize that Naija dudes are hotcake even in West Africa (Go Sierra Leone if u think say i dey lie) never mind the World and the thing is we have a wider pool to choose from cos the average Naija or black woman is not as easily attracted to other races as a Naija man. Feminists to ba wu ko be na true i dey talk[/quote]Preach it oo my brethren

Krayola:
I'm sorry I don't do drugs.

Amugbo ati Amu oti oshi. shioorrrrrrrrrrrr.

bluespice:
i miss us

Same Here

FL Gators:
shioorrr

Haterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


@ POST
intimacy

chiogo:
.
Stealing my line, aren't we? Aww, Chic2shrimp is a youngin
You must be smoking some hard stuff. That wasn't me.

Bill Clinton also said that same thing and we all know how that ended

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P:S I am Forever Young

FL Gators:
Ok, next time, it'll be close to my a$$

Don't roll like that.
A perfect gentleman does not check out ladies behind

I would not like to put that Apari korondo called Krayola to shame

chiogo:
Can I get a translation of Chic2pimp's last post? Nasty-a.s.s!!  

Chei see me see trouble ooooo
Nasty ke? Should I the whole of NL all the nasty posts you've sent my way

Krayola:
haha. don't know if u can handle it. U might be scarred for life. Something about her being smacked across the face with a "stick"   well in his case a very small stick, more like a twig  

If Amadioha does not strike you 2 day, 2 morrow you'll feel its fury. Omo oshi

FL Gators:
I cant believe that this dude is just 19. . . . nasty oshi

He said sth about wanting Krayola to slap his mouth with his pole

Point of correction I'm 12 going on 13

Hehehe

You want to see my ki ni abi?
O ma ba je ooo

FL Gators:
ok ewww, ewww

Will you sharrap dia
Abi you fit the difference youghurt and . . . . .

Krayola:
Noxt time u want to threaten someone, don't use her favorite thing in the world. duhh . .

Oh my bad

Kidnap and suck her oyan dry

FL Gators:
Which two underage kids? Ti n ba fi oyan mi gba e leti.

I'll remind you, dnt worry

Ti n ba fi oko gba e lenu

^^^^^^Berra go and have a Self-Service fest b4 you die off stress. shiorrrrr

chiogo:
I was def. not talking to anyone.
It's a song.

Stop lying jor!!!
You were referring to those two underaged kids

FL Gators:
lepa la san e, next time you toast an orobokibo, I'll remind you

Pls remind me .
I must have a good word with my manliness Brains

FL Gators:
So you admit that you need deliverance. One of my pastor delivers by using his finger to rub holy ghost oil into ppl's "hole". I'll tell him abt you

Sexy? Deltans?
Yea, keep fasting and doing night vigils with your pillow and teddy bears

Do you have sexy female congregations @ your church?
BTW,has your pastor rubbed that finger of his into your hole?
If he has you report it to the police. This is child molestation

Some people jealous me some people jealous because we get fine peeps
Wahlai nobody fine pass Bendel peeps

Kidnap and send him to a Batty man's prison where his butt hole would be destroyed

FL Gators:
I cant rem, was that before or after chic2pimp screamed from your pleasure

WAKA SHEGE!!!

chiogo:
Y'all should grow the fxxx up, come here lemme coach you. ha, I love this man.

Sigh. . . my procrastination has gotten to another level.

Don't mind those two lil kids jare. Shiorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr