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FL Gators:
Krayola, since when did Seun rename "Sexuality Section" to "Religious Section" again

Since when I kicked his feminine looking butt

FL Gators:
sebi nkan to so fun omo orobokibo yen ni yen

Now I know you are lying.
I only deal with Lepa shandi to bad oooo

Krayola:
Actually most of my posts are in the Sexuality section, then Agbayas section. When I'm extremely bored I go and yarn opats in the sports section, but i get bored of that really fast. U love it there.

FIXED!!!
Stop mixing up the sections jor

Krayola:
WHo, your senior brother?  

No, Yoyr Papi

Krayola:
U said no but when I was touching u just giggled and ushered me to your . . . . . . .  

Kidnap and then use her as my slave

Next time no dey take pishure close to ya Chesticles

FL Gators:
Ok this was funny, you need help

I beg to differ.
Nah deliverance I need

FL Gators:
Tani 2day? Se omo ti ori e wu bi amala to feli feli. . . .

I'll make sure Na2day reads this

FL Gators:
Jealous much?
What are you talking about? Action? You mean praying and shouting hallelujah?

Abeg go siddon jor.
I highly doubt it especially with the amount of Sexy nuccas wey full Delta State
And yes by action I meant Fasting,praying and Nightly Vigils on my bed

Kidnap and then burn using petrol,tyre and matches

Krayola:
haha. U wey 98% of your posts na woman u dey chase up and down. Even your username is enough evidence to sentence u to life without parole for Ashewoism. shior!!

You be kwarect amugbo wahlai.
Me wey 99.9% of my post na religious section I post am. Shiorrrrr

FL Gators:
He would rotfl

No mind Krayolashewo jare
This one na true. One day na "sexy a$$" next day na "Oh you shaved it, I like"

That name really suits him
Iro nla those posts can not be attributed to moi.
Chei which one nah 'Oh You shaved it, I like'

Talk wetin you wan talk jare

Abi I hold your b.r.e.a.s.t?

FL Gators:
Wo @ the bolded, ori e ko ti e pe at all. Cockroach feeling funky
Oh hell yes, I'm aiming for heaven. But I'm still innocent, so that heaven will have to wait till me and my boo iz ready

Our laff, looks, voice is sexy. Infact, everything about us is sexy period

Nah for bedside we go decide if I am indeed a [b]Cock[/b]roach

Heaven ke? Abeg no kill 2day with this your comedic acts

Your laff,looks and voice are sexy buhahahahaha
Lai lai no be Ekiti State

FL Gators:
gbenu wa sibi

Lai lai I have repented, Idon't do that any longer
I'll rather go straight to the action

FL Gators:
Oh dear God, Dayo is on a whole level of ashewo by himself. rotflllllll
But my bro is still lovable

A whole level is an understatement.
His won level nah waya.
The Bobo no get shame @ all. From pressing babes bossoms on Molue to slapping his Islamic school teacher's bum.

Krayola:
Ashewoism is soo wrong. I pity u all.

Let me go and read my book jare

Chei  see Deputy Commissioner of Ashewos forming good boy.
Wonders shall never seize

FL Gators:
Lol will you sharrap dia

Come and shut it nau?

0hsisi:
she is not showing anything,you people should stop tempting these girls here
If you don't want to make heaven,must you block the way for those who want to?

She is only yanga in the presence of her fellow female posters.
As soon as y'all log off she'll open it yakata
Abeg show me ones aiming for heaven, I can't see them?

FL Gators:
Lol no mind me. I'm very innocent [cough]
Wow, what a sexy laugh you got there sweetie pie
Boy aint no one corrupting you jare. . . . yet
see? This is what Ohsisi is talking about. Plz, dont corrupt me

I know what you mean

Who dash ekiti peps sexy laff Shiorrrrr

mukina2:
see you forming good boy

I think you are confusing me with Dayo
I dare you to name one NL more innocent than yours truly . You see you can't

FL Gators:
I rem just yest when mukina used to be so innocent. . . . now she knows a bad boy from a good boy.
SMH

Hehehe Innocent Indeed.
Me sef I am the second coming of Christ

FL Gators:
Now Ohsisi, you know I was just joking. Never even seen a manz boxer in my life

Buhahahahaha  
I must hang that statement on my wall of 'Nairaland Most Shameless Liars'

0hsisi:
I am relieved

Think again

0hsisi:
and exactly how many have you seen?
see how nairaland has corrupted these little girls finish
morenike of yesterday talking about ballses?

I laff in Ekiti
It should be the other way around. She is the one corrupting innocent nuccas like yours truly

FL Gators:
I havent seen yours, but I'll soon have them as part of my collection of balls glued to my trophy wall.

No Problemo

As long as you are willing to show me your oyan too

The dude's post is funny jare

How many men's d1ck have you seen?

0hsisi:
Most structures that come in pairs are hardly ever of equal sizes
most women have one breas*t slightly bigger than the other

True Talk!!!

mukina2:
^
all liars . will go to hell oh .

AMEN!!!!!

iceblue:
you guys should stop telling lies jor! y'all can't stand a workaholic for a wife! who's going to clean up after you and cook for you, eh? or take care of the kids and do the shopping, take care of laundry and everything else y'all can't be bothered to do?

Are you saying a Man can't cook,clean up after themselves( are we babies? ), take care of the kids and laundry?
How then do single fathers survive?

I beg to differ
I am a child of GOD

2. TOSINADEDA FT FL GATORS FT SAURON - THE NAIRALAND MISYARNERS

H2O2:
I used to love the way she used to suck it and you know the rest

Wetin happen, did she bite it off?

bawomolo:
why not, he is a top 5 young PG along with chris paul and deron williams. You are crazy if you think guys like tyreke evans or devin harris are better.
don't even mention rajon rondo or else na fite.

Never said the likes of Harris,Evans and co were better
Even Rondo sef, if push comes to shove,i'll pick him over Rose

chiogo:
I was like "That's my husband" Jealousy! Derrick Rose coo Derrick daffodils nee.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5768095#msg5768095 date=1269550557]U dey craze!!!
Bryan Robson despoiled Rijkaard all night in Italia 90.
Robson is not even 20% as hard as KEANO.[/quote]The same way Rijkaard despoiled Robson in Euro 88 abi?

debosky:

Referee, referee, why dost thou not protecteth me?

Heheheehheheehehe

debosky:
I hope we're still talking about a football game here - this almost sounds like a leg breaking contest.

That's the type of player y'all are missing.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5767997#msg5767997 date=1269549208]Which silly Rijkaard?
The same Rijkaard Rudi Voeller frustrated in 1990?
A geriatric Voeller for that matter.[/quote]Neither Keane nor Vieira would last 90 minutes if they ever face Rijkaard.
Not only would they be technically dominated, they'll also be physically dominated.

Even Rijkaard in his Pomp makes Viera and Keane look like wimps.
Hard as nails plus technically brilliant