₦airaland Forum

dayokanu:
Depends on the definition. If it involves a female, YES, If its self service. Hell NO

Wetin be dat?
I don't tell una as a GOD fearing christian I will remain celibate til my wedding night

eldee:
Yeah . . . you specialise in the field of Medicinal Masturb@tion

Hehe

First Class in Medicine. Gynaecology to be precise

dayokanu:
She might need a houseboy while she is there

Why don't you apply abi?

honeric01:
lol chimp, you wan do boi boi?

Oh bwoi if you get runs for there abeg hook you me up oooo

BlueDiva:
Ok, we go go see Yar'adua together.  

I no trust his Aso Rock gun crazy aids oo
Heck I might as well take the risk. Notify me before ou leave ooo, man must chop jare

dayokanu:
^^ You meanchickenshrimp lied he has had several women when he has only been serviced by PALM-ELA??

Don't corrupt my God fearing mind jor
I'm still a virgin ooo

eldee:
So that's where you get your A's?? W@nking??

I'm not one to brag but my first class degree in  Medicine speaks for itself

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362607.msg5752978#msg5752978 date=1269374407]Potential banana-peel games for the KG boys.
Birmingham AWAY
Tottenham AWAY
Blackburn AWAY.[/quote]Birmingham - Arsenal will spank em'
Tottenham - Always been and For ever will be Arsenal's b.i.t.c.h.e.s
Blackburn - Unlike Chelski, Arsenal super smooth footy will smother em' to death.

BlueDiva:
Lol at replies.

Naija is for the fast bucks people.
Fortunately or unfortunately, i fall into that group.

I'm pursuing a contract now in Abj,
If i manage to get it, i can feed the whole Nairaland for a week.

Only in Naija can you make so much profit.
Hate me or not, i speak the truth, the system is here for you to take advantage of.

Bluediva abeg hook your boy up nau?
I dey come naija soon, i'm relying on you to link me up ooo

After Una chop beating finish I go ask you the same question

sweetpie23:
first post is really very funny

INDEED!!!

eldee:
Hand yourself in now before it gets too late.
I don't want to see your face on the school website

Sorry mate that ain't happening
As an 'A' Grade student my face is always on my school's web

@ SHARON
Not only will Amadioha despoil your yansh 2day, sango will also strike you down

@ CH[b]AMOEBA[/b], ELDEE & SHARON

May Amadioha destroy una a$$es and leave you begging for mercy!!!

davidylan:
Peace of mind where? I really cant see how you can be at peace with casual intimacy with someone who means nothing to you. Dont you at least worry about STDs? Here is my own opinion . . . you can disagree with it - casual intimacy prevents you from establishing a firm and committed relationship with that one person you intend to spend the rest of your life with (i'm assuming you have that as a future goal).  You do not learn to be faithful to one partner over-night, its a habit you cultivate even when the pressure to be faithful does not exist.

You go get peace of mind ooo. Don't you intimacy is a great way of relieving stress .
On the STIs thingy, my take on it is that you have to carefully select the appropriate person to do it with.
I agree with you 'Casual Intimacy can prevent you from establishing a firm and committed relationship however as you can see i highlighted the word 'can'. I did that cuz I see it as a key word.
As I see it, as long as you don't keep jumping from one casual relationship to another over a long period of time you'll be fine.
Besides it's just phase in life and peeps usually out grow them.
Finally you said it all when you used the word 'HABIT'. Don't let it become a habit.

dayokanu:
No wonder we were able to humiliate Milan 4-1 at the Audi cup. is it not a shame that Jose even said he can win Milan with 7 men?

Are you a Gaynner in disguise?
Abi wetin be all dis Audi cup rubbish you dey bang on about?
How are you any different from those Wengay's boyz who hold the Emirates cup in high regard?
We all know Jose sometimes chats utter crap and this unfortunately is one of those occasions.
Still doesn't change the fact that y'all get an a$$ whooping come April 6/7

davidylan:
you best believe it.

Its not as easy as you think but we are all different and so see things quite differently. Been down that road before . . . i personally dont think casual intimacy or a casual relationship leading no where is worth the stress. I think a lot of these females know that to be true but are simply pretending.

That's where the both of us differ.
You see STRESS, while I on the other hand see PIECE OF MIND .
Can you explain to me what is so stressful about casual intimacy?

davidylan:
I'm speaking from experience. I've had no less than 3-4 chances at casual intimacy in the last 3 weeks alone . . . somethings are just not worth it. intimacy with someone you dont love, who u're not committed to and who isnt your wife is just wrong and meaningless.

there are better things to do than casual flings . . . trust me, it doesnt affect the quality of your life.

You do have a point there in that sometimes it ain't worth it.

On the other hand I'll say if you ain't hurting no one, I see no reason for you turn it down.
It's just a one off fling, isn't it?

Don't deceive ya self jare.

Bayern Nazi will get one helluva beating come April 6/7

True say, Milan this season aren't the Milan of old however I can categorically say your defence ain't any better than ours.

You lot will be despoil.d, Gangbanged, molested and sh.a.t on in both legs.

davidylan:
lol bro. I think its basically nonsense. I believe in having self discipline . . .

Hehehe  
Berra speak the truth before I expose you for NL  

With all this yanga and Demo you dey do, your team go still chop serious beating.

chamotex:
That is some dirty a$$ hole mehn . . . . I'd rather hump on a tree than to hit that

Ladies, please keep your holes clean and trimmed

Hehehe

NO COMMENT!!!!

Ebonyeyes:
Really? I always see threads like "Oh my God what can I do? women all want me or I get girls like crazy, they always approach me or I have s3xed 2000 girls across the globe, im a certified stud"   We usually get one of those everyday but I cant recall any females starting threads like that, I think the ladies here are quite modest actually. The stunning guys are the laid back the ones that look like truck are the ones always shouting.

I Laff In Kilamanjaro .
Some Ladies on NL won't know what 'Modest' meant even if it hit em' right in the face

Lawwwwwwwwwwd Have Mercy Upon Thyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Child


That is One Very Dirty Chic.

Ebonyeyes:
We also have a few internet studs and male models too you just have to check the threads/posts created by them daily. This place makes me laugh.

I ain't denying that
However the no of Internet 'Beauty Queens' far outhweight the the few Internet studs

Krayola:
@ Dayokanu. Goodluck with the Manchester scum. Please make una penetrate them via the anal route. no lubrication allowed. Blood must to comot.

That ain't happening.
Man United will beat em' black & blue!!!

follypimpi:

Imagine u wowo whoelse would your likes attract ?? Cute,responsible fly chics dont hve time to create thread sef,cos Men r huntin em down.Is the likes that have a love machine as a partner that scream out loud.

Oh Bwoi that wan harsh ooooo

You wan kill me for hia abi?

follypimpi:

Brof i have NEVER so far in my life see a woman that will stick to Casual intimacy,there's absolutely no way u keep having a nookie esp if it's really GOOD that they won't emotionally get attached.

Nah so we see am oooo
Small time now, they'all come here and say that ain't the case.
Who do they think they are kidding?

follypimpi:
Below Average to be precise,FACT !!!!.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=417101.msg5751669#msg5751669 date=1269363024]lmao   i was just trying my best to be nice   [/quote]Well y'all know this Internet 'Miss World's' plenty for NL nau

190:
kant stand female PERIOD,

Hell No, its a NO NO for me

Same Here
Hell nawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

FL Gators:
All I can say is "Totally worth it"
I [i]can [/i]wait for tomor, but I wouldnt want to

*spanks myself* [Toyin, now start studying]

follypimpi:
In most scenerios is ladies that can't keep to the casual Sexx rule,@least saves us spending val together,buying flowers,tryna be romantic,no need fakin if u r bored of the nookie.

Abi oooo
Make dem save us from having to pick a fight one week before birthdays or valentines

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=416374.msg5746459#msg5746459 date=1269295594]I concur[/quote]Thanx you jare

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=416374.msg5746473#msg5746473 date=1269295703]This reeks of BIAS.[/quote]How so?
I don't see how that statement can be seen as biased when we all know it is the truth

Chei Seun which one nah kitty,bosoms, backside and unmentionables nau?

Laff no go kill me sha

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=416374.msg5746411#msg5746411 date=1269295048]And i am saying Nigerians in diaspora have taken multiple shots at Nigerians in Nigeria.
They have been dissed concerning NEPA, Mosquitoes, Joblessness, Yahoo-Plus and what not.
You cannot accuse people of what you are also guilty of.
If they take shots at you, take shots at them. Letz learn to live together in peace. [/quote]Big Difference!!!
The shots we take @ the dudes and dudettes in Naija are necessary and waranted however the same can't be said when it is the other way around .
Let em' clean up their acts in Naija first then we call live together in peace

ibkaye:
you?

You to see am abi

Condom:
my nigga that's the bottom line. the nigerian bitches don't have balls. bitches don't have the balls to go all out to point blank tell you some sh't like that. i'll take stock in the white bitches, they can say that. even some black american bitches that don't give a Bleep can tell you that point blank. these nigerian ragheads, no way. bunch of noisemaking nonsense spitting bitches that only blame men for their nonsense.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=416374.msg5746359#msg5746359 date=1269294504]How is this bias?
That poster was just speaking his mind about how Nigerians in diaspora can be fickle atimes.
Both parties take a dig at each other so why complain? It's a fair exchange in me opinion.[/quote]Well I see it from a different prespective.
Dude was unneccesarily taking a pot shot @ Nigerians in Dispora