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Ibra ain't shit, he is just overpriced and lazy.
With his ability, he should a contender for Ballon D'or year in year out.

jalether:
whatever, he has scored more goals than any striker, supporting or not, he is always regarded as the greatest striker of all time by many sport analyst

perhaps the Andy grays and Tyler's of this world are ignorant as well

Which Football analysts?
That he scored more goals than other strikers does not make him one.

I'll rather listen to the words of the south american pundits who saw him play than Andy Gray & co.

jalether:
DK, go siddon some where with the Gerd muller yarns jare, I can name you 6 strikers all better than Muller.

OK, I forgot Gerd is german, not a coincident afterall

I bet you can't.

Muller is in the top 3/top 5 strikers of all time.

^^^^ I think you meant to say 'ZIZOU' not 'ZUZU'

Even sef what has Nasri done to deserve the new 'Zizou' tag?

Chei see as Gate open for Madrid

Still think Madrid will fluff their line. I see Sevilla getting something from this match.

This match will probably end in a score draw.

Borriellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. . . . . Olodo

That was soo close.
Milan should be ahead.

I Laff In Italian .

No be only Kit Kat, nah Twix we go hia next. Shior

Una peeps and your conspiracy theories sha?

As long as he keeps hitting them from 20 yards out, we don't mind.

Besides, nah the Old Trafford whooping we go give your boyz we dey prepare ourselves for

Will sharrap dia
Abi you no see how the bobo take run @ the Roma defence?

Chei see that nice piece of skill from Dinho sha.
Dunga would be crazy not to include him in his squad(Imagine this dude coming off the bench as a supersub)

Krayola:
haha. your loss

Will you sharrap dia
The Bobo dey watch kwarect match jare

shadrach77:
Patrick Obahiagbon, who represents Oredo Federal Constituency of Edo state shot to limelight the moment he arrived the House of Representatives in 2007 with his uncanny knack for jaw-breaking words.

For reasons he explained exclusively below to Saturday Vanguard in his first ever interview on his manner of speech, the 1983 product of St John Bosco Grammar School, Obiaja, Edo State swore that he has since cut short on the big, big vocabulary he uses.

In this chat, the 1987 Law graduate of University of Benin, who also holds two Master degrees, appealed to his audience for understanding, explaining that, “the intention is not to deliberately befuddle or obfuscate them” insisting that, “ I do not set out to deposit my audience in a portmanteau of indecipherability” Excerpts.

Why I speak the way I do

Sincerely speaking, I want to tender an unreserved apologia to my colleagues and all those who feel that my language is obscurantist. The truth is that I do not set out deliberately to mystify my audience, to deposit my audience in a portmanteau of indecipherability or in portmanteau of conundrum . No, no, no, no! Far from it.

The cosmic force would not allow me to do that. But, you see if you ask homo sapients(why not just say humans? ) who have interfaced with me for close to twenty years now, they would tell you that I no longer speak high sounding language. I have reduced it radically.

If you have the opportunity to listen to my speeches or debates ten, fifteen years ago, then it would have been a different kettle of fish all together. So, I am convinced that I’ve tried, I am trying and I will continue to try to ensure that my language, or my idiolect is as limpid and as diaphanous as possible.

But, let me say that I am an omnivorous reader and I put my nose on the grinding stone to read for more than 7 hours a day when most innocent men are sleeping, and night marauders are doing their business(this is actually funny Hehehe ). I am on my table, in my Library for 7 hours. And that has been on for over twenty years. And like I always tell people, the dictionary for me is not a reference point; the dictionary is a vade mecum, a constant companion.

I spend on the average not less than an hour a day referencing the dictionary for the past twenty to twenty-five years. So don’t be maniacally bewildered if I speak most times, from what I draw while reading. But, really, the intention is not to deliberately befuddle or obfuscate my presentations on the floor.

My Political experience
I was a student Union activist all my years in the University of Benin. Little wonder, as soon as I left the University and finished my Youth Service, I dabbled into the aqua of political arena. If I remember vividly, I contested my first election into Oredu Local Government Area (LGA) as a Councillor only one year after my Youth Service.

So I have been in State and National politics effectively from 1999. But it has not been a bed of roses, giving the miasma, given that convoluted phantasmagoria, given the prependalism and all the intrigues in Nigerian politics.

I contested several elections and lost several elections. Some not because I lost, but because of course, we are in Nigeria, and the X factor in Nigerian politics is still very important.

But, I knew right back from when I started, that I had a date with history, with destiny. At every time I lost an election, I would decide to be more recusant rather than being recumbent. I decided to be more quixotic rather than being laisser-faire- to challenge my destiny the more rather than relapsing into a cocoon of levity, or into a cocoon of political narcissisms. And I thank the great galaxy of the universe, after several attempts at political office in 1999, my bread was buttered.

The cosmic afforded me the lacuna to give a vivacious and vibrant representation to my constituency.

And since then, it has been one political victory to the other as ordained by God.

That was why mandate to remain the amiable representatives of Oredo Federal constituency was challenged very, very viscerally, at the election tribunal, I had no fear that at end of the day it was going to be victory for me. this is because I am a robot in the hand of God.

I believe that the hand of God and the cosmic imprimaturs are in my political odyssey. If it were by my grace or by my powers, by my capacity, I Probably would not have been qualified in the first place to become a councillor in my local govern
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/03/06/why-i-speak-big-big-grammar-hon-obahiagbon/

Hehehehehehehehehe

If this dude says he has aparently toned down his Big Grammar, heaven help those who met wayyy before this happened

Those results are nothing to write home about.
You lot got two draws and beat two out of form teams

@ POSTER

Which size are you talking about?

Hehehe way to go Dude.

You obviously created this thread to get some attention and bwoi are you getting it in bucket loads. JOBLESS NEGRO!!!

Don't lemme sing Femi Kuti's Wonder Wonder oooo.

Don't worry una go hia wen for florence.

Ofcourse I do
There are certain songs I really like and this is definitely one of em'.


ColdPlay - Fix You

texazzpete:
Yeah, i remember those women shaking their ample backsides in a 'queenly' manner

No mind am jare .
Check out  the song 'Wonder Wonder' or 'Water No Get Enemy' and see the amount of times those women shook their backside.
If My memory serves me right, it was after every beat

K'naan - Waving Flag(Me Likey Happy it was released as the official worldcup song )

cap28:
Fela portrayed these women as queens, their costumes were not sexually provocative and they were not put on show as cheap sexual gimmicks, they played their own part as back up singers and dancers without bringing in a cheap pornographic element.

Buhahahahahahahaha

FL Gators:
This is my #1 reason for not listening to Nigerian artist.

Mehn, be creative. I'm tired of seeing look alike Jamaicans on a Nigerian music video.

Hate seeing that Jamaican influence, gawwwd.

Hehe

Gimme Lagbaja over any of those wastemen anyday.

FL Gators:
Instigator oshi

Awe, Fi mi si le jor

Una go fry that fish tire.

eldee:
Wale: I'm drinking champagne till I'm jumping from the window ?

Chei see lyrics

Best Striker Of All Time Has To Be John Terry.

jalether:
The el finomenon Luiz Ronaldo De lima

Honorable mention- Romario, Van basten, pele, Batistuta and TH14

Pele was never a striker(No 9), He was a Support Striker

Chei I actually forgot the song I was to type

Faith Evans Feat Twista - Hope( Man, I loff thios tune )

FL Gators:
Jor tease me, jor maa tease me.
Mo moh oru okunrin bi ti e.
"Toyin, rara nau, toyin gbowo kuro ni be" . . . . "Toyinnn, fi owo e pada. Rara, toyin rara. Oya, toyinnn" rotfl

Dayummmm Me likey.
Ni gba wo la ma bere esekuse yii (chei and you say you are not a tease, abegii jor )


O ti okunrin bi ti mi ni sin ooo

Chei kraw kraw dey for hators yansh, if she mess black man go die, if she Poo toilet go full, if nah lie open am make we see

My A$$ is as fresh as a weasel

E mi ati e ni oooo olorun gbo