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Shaggy ft. Rayvon - Angel

Thanx dear
Don't know why peeps rate 'It Wasn't Me' over this

@ POSTER

C'mon who in their right mind calls Weezy the Best Rapper Ever?

Shaggy Feat Rayvon - Angel (Shaggy's best song by miles. It ain't even a contest)

Will you sharrap dia
Uncle ko slave ni .
I'd rather refer to you as Aunty

That was my first thought.
The Dude must be an Old Man sha
There are many peeps on Nairaland I would refer to as Aunty/Uncle in the outside world .

RichyBlacK:
Which means you were 11 in JSS 1 instead of the typical 13; a two-year difference. So, you likely started primary school at 4 years of age instead of the recommended 6 years of age.

Are you freaking kidding me?
13 year old in JSS 1 ke? The dude/dudette must be an air head.
I was 11 in jss 1 and I completed primary 6 unlike many naija kids who skip it(most of class mates were between 10 & 11).
The youngest bwoi in my year was 9 years old while the oldest was 12 years old

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5636161#msg5636161 date=1267828301]Gerrard made England lose against Portugal in the last WC.
He is the most useless player in England. All hype no substance.
Gerrard had a golden opportunity to haul England back in the penalty shoot out but what did he do? He had his shot saved by the goalie.
.[/quote]He made england loose my foot, how so?
Was it Gerrard who went about stamping on peeps crotches or was it Gerrard that rendered England's goalkeeper useless in saving P.K's?
Lastly can you name me any other player bar Hargo who scored his penalty kick. Abeg free the dude jor

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5636161#msg5636161 date=1267828301]Dietar Hamann. . . . . .Gerrard was on the pitch when AC Milan scored 3 goals in the first half.
It was Hamann that rectified their problems in the 2nd half but the British media as usual made it a Gerrard show even after diving to win a pen.
FA Cup against West Ham is now a feat? What next? Fletcher was world class in 2004 cos he won FA cup final against Millwall?
.[/quote]I guess it was Hamman who scored the header that got liverpool back into the match?
And it was also Hamman who won the penalty, right?

It was Ronaldo who won you lot the F.A Cup not bloody Fletcher

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5636161#msg5636161 date=1267828301]Gerrard cannot pass, he cannot hold, he cannot distribute the ball effectively.
Barry and Carrick can do this better than Stevie G.[/quote]Pass= Check
Hold = Check
Distribute = Check
Pace = Check
GoalScorer = Check

. . . Should I Go on. . . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5636161#msg5636161 date=1267828301]Rio and Rooney have nothing to prove.
Against all odds, they played in 2 European finals back to back, they have won 3 league titles in a row.
Without any shadow of doubt, Vidic and Rio were the best defenders in Europe in 2007-2009. Gerrard has never been the best midfielder in this country let alone rule in Europe.[/quote]I laff in Scouse

Exactly nah you spoil me nau, so no blame me jare.
Mummy, I wanna suck b.o.b.b.i.e.s

In nigeria, I think that is JSS 1.

@ Gators

As my mum, can I suck your Ti.t.t.i.e.s now?

ibkaye:
what? lol
you again

Wetin I do nau?
You saw me Naked, so now it's my turn to see you naked too abi?

^^^^^ Dem Boyz dey go Year 7(meant for 11 year olds)

sjeezy8:
haha she said "Never! I don’t think that being a gay is evil." "A GAY" lol naija peeps are funny

ibkaye:
i've seen you n[i]a[/i]ked lol

Oh really?
Oya get naked lemme get back my pound of flesh

FL Gators:
I couldnt even recognize my post

Don't mind the spam bot jare.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635976#msg5635976 date=1267826028]They won't.
I can't remember the last time they played well under Capello.[/quote]Of course they will.
All Capello has to do is bench one of em' and you'll see instant improvements.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635976#msg5635976 date=1267826028]It seems you didn't watch the last world cup.
Gerrard is useless and you cannot put that important role on his shoulders.
All those Roy-Of-The Rovers shots are deceptive. For every outstanding shot Gerrard produces, he has given the ball away needlessly 40 times.[/quote]Gerrard had a better worldcup of the two.
Moreover it wasn't Gerrard's fault england failed to perform once again. The Team as a whole were nothing to write home about.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635976#msg5635976 date=1267826028]There's a reason Liverpool haven't won a silverware in 4 years. . . . .GERRARD![/quote]. .And the reason liverpool won the F.A Cup and the Champions League. . . . . GERRARD!!!!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635976#msg5635976 date=1267826028]Faux!
Gerrard is the most useless English player as a CM.
Denilson is better than Gerrard in that role and well know Denilson is shyte.[/quote]And Rio is the most useless English Central Defender or Rooney is the most useless English Striker.
See how crazy that sounds?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635976#msg5635976 date=1267826028]Torres/Gerrard have played more games this season than the last one when they finished SECOND(4 points below the Champions).
It's simple logic. The departure of Alonso shouldn't have been a big worry if Messiah Gerrard can play as a CM like you suggested.
Did it happen? Why did Benitez shell £20 milla on Aquilani(a certified crock) if Gerrard was good enough in that CM role?[/quote]Let's be clear about this,Gerrard had possibly his best premier league season last year .
It's no suprise that Gerrard's best season co inceded with their best ever position since the inception of the premier league.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635976#msg5635976 date=1267826028]Paul Scholes!
Gerra-who?[/quote]GERRARD!!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635976#msg5635976 date=1267826028]Jesus Christ!
What can Gerrard do? What makes him better than Barry or Carrick?
Diving?[/quote]He can do everything Barry & Carrick does plus more.

Abeg seun which one nah unmentionables nau?
Nah B.R.E.A.S.T.S dem dey call them ooo

dayokanu:
Na lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me the secret even if it means standing or someone "lapping" me
Continental Airlines has been ripping me off. I paid close to $600 return trip from Houston to NJ

_{Shakes his head}

Look @ dis bush boy ooo, nah for your Village dem dey lap for plane abi? O dan ran omo

Kunbee:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww babe

Thanx Darling

Faith Evans Feat Twista - Hope

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635651#msg5635651 date=1267821364]They are both quality players IN THEIR CLUBS where their respective teams are built around them.
The English team is a different proposition. Capello has decided to build it around Rooney(one of reasons Defoe might not make the trip to SA).[/quote]For sure the England's team is different however that does not take away from the fact that they are both great players.
That Capello has decided to build the team around rooney does not mean they can't shine.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635651#msg5635651 date=1267821364]Gerrard has Mascherano and Aquilani doing the dirty job for him in Liverpool.
Lampard can count on Mikel and Essien to make those runs in Chelsea. England don't have those water-carriers if Capello deploys 4-4-2.
For that reason, Lampard and Gerrard are useless to the current set-up.[/quote]I beg to differ.
Hagreaves can play the Water carrier role effectively so can Barry(obviously not as good as Hargo)
Moreover Gerrard is a fanastic defender in his own right so he and his midfield partner can easily alternate positions(one goes forward, the other sits)

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635651#msg5635651 date=1267821364]It's lack of quality.
Iniesta will play anywhere Guardiola/Del Bosque drafts him to play. Rooney will play anywhere to help his team.
Gerrard has no discipline and thus not good enough to start unless Capello dumps Heskey and play Gerrard behind Rooney.[/quote]Oh c'mon gimme a break with this 'Lack of Quality' thingy.
Iniesta is of a different mould. I'll love to see xavi play in the right midfield spot.
Gerrard can play either behind the main striker or as a central midfielder

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635651#msg5635651 date=1267821364]Even if Hargo is fit, i wouldn't trust Gerrard in a 2-man midfield.
He is too technically inept to function effectively in such set-up. Alonso left Liverpool and Gerrard couldn't form a formidable partnership with Macherano and get Liverpool to the 4th place. How pathetic?[/quote]No way, Hargo is his Ideal Midfield partner.
Hargo energy, marking and tackling would easily blend in with Gerrard's game.
Alonso's departure is not the sole reason for liverpool's dismal form this season.
Gerrard and Most especially Torres's injury are big factors.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635651#msg5635651 date=1267821364]England's best away midfield performance under Capello was in Berlin when England tore the Nazis a new butthole.
Lampard/Gerrard missed the game but you need to see how Carrick and Barry pissed on the Germans.
Ballack is not overrated for Germany. He will always deliver.[/quote]Of course Ballack ain't overrated. He has always delivered from Bayer leverkusen to Munich to Germany.
Just showing how absurd the overrated arguement sometimes sounds.
Why not look at it this way, one of england's best performances ever vs Germany in 2001 featured Gerrard.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635651#msg5635651 date=1267821364]Lampard is better than Gerrard so the best midfield combo cannot include Stevie G.
I will take Carrick, Barry, Lampard, Milner before Gerrard to partner Hargreaves.[/quote]The Gerrard vs Lampard arguement will open up another can of worms so let's just say they are both equal.
The Only player on your list i'll pick before Gerrard is Lamps however I think Gerrard will be better partner as of now

Listening to Akon's I wanna love you.

So was Henry.
Juve did not shell out a hefty sum of fee for nothing.

Sagamite:
Importing who ke? Me, my plans is to move go Naija soon, so any chic wey wan come live for jand go jones as na Ojuelegba I go live.

Ride on bro, don't worry chics go plenty wella

dayokanu:
Then nothing for you with Naija girls.

They are looking for a UK suitor not Ojuelegba

No mind am.
As soon dem hia 'Oju', dem go waka far

Sagamite:
Hmm! Ekun! Wa she 're omo!

Abeg make una kill person jare

MrCrackles:
Which Diouf?
Fresh of the boat Diouf or Spitting Diouf

The Former

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5635522#msg5635522 date=1267819722]If they doubted his performance would be gash for Man Utd then had doubted his ability.
In Newcastle, he scored 10 goals playing around mediocre players. Any sane mind shoulda known he would do better at OT playing around better players.[/quote]No they did not doubt his ability, they simply said he won't reach double figures this season.
And bwoi they were right cuz he's out for the season

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5635522#msg5635522 date=1267819722]Gaynners said Eduardo will win the EPL golden boot. [/quote]Even Gaynners won't stoop to that level

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635443#msg5635443 date=1267819011]You are caught in their hype.
The players you listed all have the positional discipline to stay where their managers want them to be.
Gerrard is the most useless in the midfield. The only role that suits him well is playing in the hole(behind Rooney/Torres).[/quote]What hype?
If I was I won't have ranked England in the second tier of teams I believe have a chance of winning the Worldcup.
Both Gerrard and Lampard are quality players, I've seen it myself.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635443#msg5635443 date=1267819011]Against Egypt, he kept drifting to the centre thus leaving an ocean of space in front of Baines and Rooney had to be covering for him.
Lampard does not have the legs any more. Age is catching up with him and he had a mare last night. Coulda said it was one of those days but his performances for Chelsea in the past few games told me Lampard has lost 50% of his efficiency,[/quote]He drifted into the center cuz they is his natural position. The dude ain't a winger/right sided midfielder.
I agree age is catching up with lamps, hence why if I were Capello, i'll start Hargo and Gerrard and leave Lamps on the bench(Imagine having a goalscoring Midfielder as your super sub)

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635443#msg5635443 date=1267819011]How can you even compare Veron, Xavi and Pirlo to Gerrard/Lampard.
These overrated English twats cannot hit a 5-yard pass accurately, never mind hitting 20 yards which Carrick immediately brought to the game.
Hargo and Carrick will form a perfect defensive shield to England's back four with Lennon, Gerrard and Ashley Young supporting Wazza.[/quote]I wasn't comparing them per se, rather I was showing you how dumb it will look if Capello left out the both of em'.
On them being overrated, well it depends on your yardstick. Some peeps also say Ballack is overrated. Also i've seen Lampard and Gerrard especially hit 40+ yards passes.
I reiterate, England's best midfield combo is Gerrard and Hargreaves.

Krayola:
Damn. . . where have u been? Good to see u again.

According to Dobo, he was detained and locked up by the U.K border Force

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5635353#msg5635353 date=1267818187]Some retards(especially GAYnners) laughed in our faces when SAF signed Owen last summer.
They were telling us he is washed-up and will amount to nowt at OT.
Fast forward seven months and Owen is 2nd highest goal scorer in the Champions League behind his predecessor(Cristiano Ronaldo).[/quote]Well, those so called 'Retards' had reasons to laugh and say he was washed up considering he was @ lowly Newcastle.
No one doubted his ability. It was a case of 'Will he' perform not 'He can't' perform(Class is permanent).


. . . . . . . . . . . Or did any Gaynner say 'Eduardo will outperform Owen This Season'?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635290#msg5635290 date=1267817526]Lampard and Gerrard are useless like i have been saying on this forum.
England's best midfielders in a 2-man midfield are Hargreaves and Carrick. Barry is close but Gerrard is rubbish in that role.
Lampard has regressed and you saw how pathetic he was against Egypt. See the difference Carrick made when he came on![/quote] Did I hear you right?

No way is England's best midfield combo Hagreaves and Carrick.
It's Hagreaves and Gerrard/Lampard(I believe on of them should be used as a super sub)
Omitting both Lamps and stevie G is like the following countries not having the players I'll list below

Germany - Ballack
Brazil - Kaka
Italy- Pirlo
Argentina - Veron
Spain - Xavi

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5635200#msg5635200 date=1267816478]Owen is the unluckiest player in the world.
Sad for him but SAF has reiterated he will be a United player next season.
We got him for free and he's performed more than a certain Eduardo of Arsenal so we have lost NOTHING.[/quote]I knew that was coming
Must you lot always compare & contrast Owen & Eduardo?
FFS, one is a Ballon D'or winner while the other is yet to win an Award of note.

Sagamite:


I dey praise na, im dey say dem dey useless.

He does not know home-keeping is hard work.

Oh really?
Care to explain to me why Naija housewives put on loads of weight after a few years living in the family home?

dayokanu:
TBH

Tell me about the goal keeping situation the entire defence line given we have about 3 months to the WC

JT is off form same with Rio. Gerrard also to a large extent

RB? LB? Striker? So what do they have

The only thing impressive about England is Wayne Rooney and Cappelo. Dispute this.

&
Will you sharrap dia
Granted, England's goalkeepers are at best good/average however I still think the likes of Rob Green & co can do decent jobs
JT would soon regain his form(class is permanent,Form is temporary) and Rio would be fit for the worldcup
LB = A.Cole(if fit), Stephen Warnock, Baines
RB = Glen Johnson(if fit), Wes Brown

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=163367.msg5635176#msg5635176 date=1267816172]I disagree.

England have better defenders than any other country in the world.
Goalkeepers are gash though and the midfield could be better without Lampard and Gerrard.
Those two should NEVER play together. . . .What they have got left working for them is their history not their present form.

I will still back England to worry Spain, Germany and Brazil in a tournament IF all their players are FIT.[/quote]I disagree.
The Midfield would be better without one of them but certainly not without the both of them.

Sagamite:
No let the feminist catch you o.

Sagamite:
She would cook, clean, take kids to school, take them to sports activities, wash and iron, record programmes she knows I like, watch her favourite soaps, go to the gym and look nice for me and keep an eye on both our parents,

Abeg who would the feminist want to catch first, you or him?

dayokanu:
You dey mind am? See him head as he be like the junction of Sagamu to Benin -Ore expressway.

Hehehehehehehehe