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FL Gators:
I'd loff to take you, chickling. . . . but I get sth in return. . . . you already know what

Take me first, then i'll give you whatever you heart desires.

sagluva:
[quote =chic2pimp

What I'm doing commenting on Male Beauty?
Well, if you are willing to spend money on me, i'll make it worth your while
i'm not a trick but wut do u plan on doing?

This forum ain't the place to start discussing what I plan on doing
Besides, i'd like to make it a suprise
Seeing is Believing my dear

Pweety4me:
_{Derailisation. .} .

Vamos from hia jor

FL Gators:
1. Your yoruba was atrocious

2. I'll never aboose you

1) Still better than yours though

2) You are only saying that just so that I'd show you my chrisland pics

sagluva:
i didnt say alot of guys from these schools were handsome but there are alot because alot of people from md and va chill in dc on the weekends so there's alot of variety to pick from. dark chocolate, milk chocolate, caramel, they've got it all

What I'm doing commenting on Male Beauty?
Well, if you are willing to spend money on me, i'll make it worth your while

chika98:
Na so I go greenwich the other day; my money just dey go like that. kai!

My dairy na my camera. Eko ? Hmm will see who is willing to take me there. Abi Chickentoshrimp you wan take me?

Wetin you dey do for Greenwich that your money go just like that
Abi dem dey cheat you for NL?
Take you ke? Me sef dey find person wey go take me

chika98:
I just load money to it. Still going about here isn't so cheap. I still haven't been to 805 for the Monika fish. I have to before i leave here

Exactly.
You can do no worse than plan your trips before you set out.
You'll save loads of money doing that.

FL Gators:
Kilo de to fi n se gbogbo eleyi nau?

Ma bii nu nau
A won ore mi lo fa ooo.
E bu Facebook ti po jo jare. Mi o fe ebu e mi

sagluva:
i'm in maryland but come to DC, the clubs there on the weekends are packing with fine boys ofcourse there are plenty of wowo ones, wowo boys are everywhere lol, schools like georgetown, howard, george mason have alot of cute guys

For Real (No Homo) but c'mon I have friends in all of those schools(especially howard) and I can categorically say Girls don't find dudes from George Mason handsome ooo.

FL Gators:
@chicenscratch
Why you always bringing dayo up? lol

If you can dress, prove me wrong by showing me that your primary 6 picture

The Dude deserves it jor
Nah lie I no go show you.
Even if I did it won't prove anything cuz as I said all the Males were dressed in Tuxedos

chika98:
Oh I have an oyster . nah I try to be careful jor. Una face too strong around here sha. People no dey smile nothing

We no dey smile oo. We just dey bone our faces
It's even worse in the morning and evenings(going to and coming back from the workplace)
If you have an oyster, why don't you buy a day or a week travel card?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=410105.msg5654613#msg5654613 date=1268108102]I coulda said the same about you.
You sound like all those pepper-hawking sissies in Yaba trying to feel funky.
And what the hell is ayettymama?. . . . .U exude sterling razzness. . . .Anyone who feels Islington is kool must have her head buried up her arse.[/quote]Oh come off it, Islington ain't that bad.
Even peckham that we pan all the time, some of the areas (admittedly few) are Good.

FL Gators:
My brother can dress better than you. I bet

heheeh, I got them from NLERS nau
Ok, I will admit, you guyz are sexier. I think they only let the hungry ugly looking naija men into US

@Bad Mo Fo
I'm taking it wrongly because of your recent thread

I highly doubt Dayo fit dress pass me.
Even sef with that his Dongo Yaro height, how him fit find stylish clothes?

chika98:
Oh really? I know that area. Went to Wembley today and that was not bad. I know my way around so much so that I was helping a bunch of tourists today

Where I am right now is not bad at all. Clean and comfy. I am not complaining! Na just sey between tube and all; money jus dey go like that

Hehe see Good Samaritan
Berra be careful sha cuz some of them tourists dey take style rob peeps.
One of em' can easily distract you while the other goes through your pocket

On the tube thing, why don't you just buy a travel card(pity you don't an oyster card or do you?)

chika98:
Where abouts are you? Islington isn't bad at all.

I'm in the Barnet area.
Islington ain't bad just that some areas are nothing to write home about.

ayettymama:
theres diff parts of north london u muppets!!

kmt they dont no more than peckham and tottenham!!

islignton is kool my girl dont mind them!!

Whilst there might be other areas in North london, as soon as you say Naija and North, I more or less know where you stay

Peckham ain't even in the North.

chika98:
Somewhere very close to Angel station.

Okay ooo.
One of my mates likes around that area too.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=410105.msg5654570#msg5654570 date=1268106955]East is safer than North.
U cannot tell me Tottenham is safer than anywhere in the East.[/quote]Tottenham is safer than Hackney jor.

FL Gators:
rotflmao jor, mo fi Olorun be e, leave my bro alone

No, you ppl look scarier. Well who wouldnt, leaving with 10 other men in a tiny apartment The first person to the pot gets the breakfast

Sexy ke? Let us hear am

No be true I talk dia about Dayo?

I don't where you here all this tales about 10 peeps living in a tiny apartment cuz I've never seen it.
Those dudes are probably Illegal Aliens of something or that sort.
My dear the proof is in the pudding ooo. We sexy pass una jare

chika98:
I'm in North London . Got plenty plans lined up

For Real?
What part of North London.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=410105.msg5654537#msg5654537 date=1268106202]North what?
You are on your own, abeg.
Better go and wear STAB VESTS. . . . .Knife crimes in that area will make Jos riots look like classroom pranks.[/quote]Will you sharrap dia
Nah only west london safe pass north london jare.

FL Gators:
Hmm I see.

Chickenscrath, are you game. Coming to London this summer. Expecting you to take me around the London  [Island, country, town, city] in a new BMW. Ok, Lamborghini will do too.

Idi araba, we shall see ooo.
Me and My mates are planning to head over to South Africa for the FIFA Worldcup.
If I see you nah London Black Cab we go take oooo

chika98:
LOL na you sabi! I have seen people here tripping for my accent.
it is a two way thing jare.

For Real? Definitely not in London, may be Liverpool or Newcastle.

FL Gators:
Dude plz, you ppl be looking hungry. . . .
I agree with that. . . . take the likes of chamotex. Dude can dress well.

Fashion is the last thing on the mind of Nigerian men  in US. I'm getting tired of seeing sneakers and dragging pants on these men

For where?
Abeg jor hunger pass hunger oooo.
The one wey dey U.S, na dem sabi hunger pass.

You made a valid point on the lack of dress sense of Naija males in the U.S.
Take a look at the likes of Dayok and David for further evidence.

FL Gators:


OMG, That saying reminds me of you sha. . . .
Keeping laughing in Ekiti, you've never sounded more sexy than now. . . .

I'm forever sounding sexy jor

chika98:
Never mind the drooling. Just being appreciative and nothing more.

Okay oooo
Tbh, You're allowed considering the type of men y'all have on the other side of the pond.

chika98:
na you sabi. Una dey dress well and the accent is very attractive. Doesn't mean too much in the long run sha

Oh really
With the way you are drooling over them I beg to differ.

FL Gators:
In your early 20s. . . . 21 and up lol
Its not a bad thing, its a compliment actually.
Oh that reminds me. . . . how does my face tattoo look on your a$$?
I loffed it
My dia friend, shuttup dia.
I'm very gentle, well, atleast off NL

P.S Still me

The Tatoo dey fine ooo.
Me sef like am. Nah everyday I dey look am so that i'll be reminded of you

Gentle of NL, again I laff in Ekiti
Have you ever heard of the saying 'Face Of An Angel, Attitude of A Devil'?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=410105.msg5654418#msg5654418 date=1268104327]TBH, it's a give n take thingy.
The dude spends QUALITY time with the OP and she pays for his services.
She can only spend as much as she gets. . . . .[/quote]No mind dem jare.
This ladies think it's easy to make Quality time available.
Dem think say we no get better things do.
As the lady said, he also spends on her as well so what's the big deal?

chika98:
Leave chickentoshrimp o!

This is not my first time here but the first time I am allowed to drool. Dem sabi dress plus that their accent! Jehova!

Make you leave Gators,Ayetty and co, I dey ready for them

P:S I guess you are just realising what we've been saying all along.
British Men rule unlike their 'American Agberos' counterpart

sagluva:
He treats me good and he has bought me stuff here and there. Not in the same price value as wut i get him but he cant afford to do that being a student so its cool.  He tattooed my name.

I'll Tatoo your Face on my A$$ if you spend that kind of money on me

ayettymama:
i love chic2pimps honesty

but u really need to change to a more suitable username

like chick2broke

chick2split bills

chic2scrub!!

Nah so we see am ooo
As long as you are willing to spend on me, you can add other names to your list as well

FL Gators:
Me like wahala?
You're talking as if you dont know me. I'm the 2nd to gentlest person on this thread
LOL @ jealous am. . . . no lie, talk true. Confess say na that your sugs mama

Chika, you hear, chic2pimp is your ideal club partner
rotfl

na true you talk? Maybe I should plan on visiting London. Busy_bodyz got a visitor.

Na ugly men full US?

No be my Sugar Mummy oo, I wish jare

You gentle ke? I laff in Ekiti . Gbe oshi e kuro ni bi jor

P:S Nah who be the Most Gentle person on this thread?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=410105.msg5654390#msg5654390 date=1268103878]There should be no limit to the amount a woman should spend on her boyfriend.
U have done exceptionally well for him. . . . . . .He won't forget you. [/quote]3 GBOSAS FOR YOU

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=410105.msg5654346#msg5654346 date=1268103073]the question i have to ask, is what does he do in return, what has he gotten u? how does he treat u? to answer your question generally, NO but it has a comma in it. i will explain better when u have answered my questions[/quote]Forget that side jare.
Shey una dey ask men dis kain question when dey spend anyhow on women?

H2O2:
dem niggaz is from the cave son

Omo I tire ooo ahn ahn
No be everytime I go dey spend nah abi?

chika98:
who is entering club with 600quid? Me I want to tag along to that club o!

I dey your side jare.
Me sef make I tag along.
We just go dey pop crystal here and there

FL Gators:
. . . . from the p[i]im[/i]pz mouth. Of course you wont see any wrong in it. Mo jeri e

Toyin o ti like wahala oo
I remember this dude in my college, his sugar mummy bought him a brand new car .
Nah so all of us dey jealous am

FL Gators:
You dey crase. . . . You wouldnt want to follow chic2pimp, he'll be asking you to do the buying

Abi oooo
Nah so we goo dey share the buying like egbon and aburo.
She go buy one bottle, I go buy the second.
Fifty fifty no cheating

There is absolutely nothing wrong in spending on your Man(especially if he deserves it).
In Naija they might but where I stay this kinda stuff happens all the time.
Men spend on women so why shouldn't women spend on men.
And what's this bull about a real man not accepting it?

Pataki:
That woman will chop heavy kondo that night! Or best still make I carry woman come house and blow the rooftop with serious moaning!

Exactly
So why not yourself that level of embarrasment by making you and her are sexually compatable?

How so?

Pataki:
It is hurtful and shameful on a man if his wife declares she has no sexual compatibility with him right after marriage. Personally for me, I ''may not'' test drive her if she still happens to be a virgin, but I do make sure that all my sexual fantasies are what she wants to drive her mad in bed. She has to give me in clear terms what bedmatic skills she possesses and she is bringing on board to drag out the sexual beast in me.  

Yes oooo
Imagine a woman listing sexual incompatibility as her reason for divorce?

bgees:
Maradona is the greatest player ever.

Pele doesn't even come near. u might compare Ronaldinho to Pele sha

but Maradona ? never. he is the best.the one-man army.

I have heard it all on NL ooooo.
Comparing Pele to Ronaldinho, wonders shall never seize sha

^^^^^ That was obviously from an Individual who was sad his team lost and is overreacting.

JeSoul:
Lol, au contraire my brother. I'm not yabbing the team at all. I really really enjoyed watching the game, it was very entertaining, clutch shots from both sides, chippy defensive plays, kobe not flinching at Barnes poke with the ball, lol, action all around - don't get no better than that. A 3-game slide is not a big deal at all imo, the media is going on and on about it, but its not a big deal. The stat that I think should concern the lakers is that they are 5-8 against the top teams (orl, den, cavs) so far.

I just have this severe aversion for wimps, of which Gasoft is top-notch.

See me see trouble ooo severe aversion for wimps ke

Tbh, the lakers didn't play badly, they just got beaten by the better team on the night.
Also agree with you that lakers fans should be worried about their poor record against the big boys.