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FL Gators:
Thank you. Maybe thatz why Google popped her fat a$$ on the screen when I searched "size 14"

Tatase:
Actually she has refused time without end to say her actual size. Her exact words: “I don’t easily give out these numbers, but I can tell you that I’m not a size 0 ,  and I’m not a size 6 ,  and I’m not even a size 10. . .” "“I don’t know what size dress I wear.”
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Well, she also said she was a proud size 14 chic.

platinumnk:
You ever heard of lie?
u must not be fuckkkin because anybody can tell she aint a size 14

Plat, chillax nah
C'mon that girl is a Size 14 and I stand to be proven wrong.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=401054.msg5549418#msg5549418 date=1266634688]@OP, what's your height?
maybe u can start eating healthier and exercising to lose a bit of weight.
from your pic, u look very happy and ok though.[/quote]Best Advice of the night .

FL Gators:
You're supposed to be looking at the woman, na her oga you dey admire.

lol gbenu e soun jor

Am I not right?

riversman:
why u dey fear talk her husband is a mess, Oluchi don cook ugba+ small jazz for the mumu, she go chop your dollar, lol

Nah you talk am oooo

Tatase:
Nikki Blonsky is like a size 18/20.

Mmmm. . . riiiiiightt!!! You can re-assemble the banana. It's never too late.

Yea right .
She has said times without numbers that she is a proud SIZE 14

Tatase:
It's soooo mean to say to someone "you're fat!"  Especially when they're not really! There are people who are undeniably fat, but size 14 isn't unless maybe you're a small child or a midget.

This guy was NOT fat! Not even a bit. He just wasn't naija-guy thin (which can be quite thin, I've found), but like an Ugo Monye- type of rugby player. Or ok imagine a much taller Yakubu (who is a little big for a footballer at times but not like fat in real life). It's like for Nigerians if you're not skinny, then the next thing is you're fat, no in-between.

Mean or not, I just go straight to the point and don't usually beat around the bushes

FL Gators:
I thought this was size 14

Yep she is a us size 14 and a uk size 16.

H2O2:
Is there a congregation of fatimos here?


lol plat i see you

OgidiBoy:
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I've already told him his so insensitive, I hope he takes an Ethics Training  class soon.

Will you sharrap dia before I knock you out
I know the truth hurts sometimes, but it still has to be told

Serves the Mofo right
Those old dudes are usually tough
I remember one old black man knocking out a theif who tried to steal his wallet

platinumnk:
@op- in a land where most of the people are walking bones you dey come fore advice?

well if you dont like something, work at it, dont plunge in, take a lil at a time, and dont let a number determine who you are?

You should focus on being healthy not what you weigh.
Dress according to your shape more than anything else.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Nah so we see am ooooo.
Dem even plenty for london.
Na soo dem go dey form jamo .
Some of em' need to be b.i.t.c.h slapped

Tatase:
You guys should stop saying the girl is fat. Size 14 isn't fat. It's not thin, but it's not fat. Sometimes when Nigerians say someone is fat, you have to take a second look and be like what?!?!

The other day I was out and a woman said "please help me give this to that fat man there." I looked and it was a guy just built like a rugby player, I mean no way was he fat. It was like na wa o.

Stop lying and tell the lady the truth. She is one Fat Lady

Also on the rugby player thingy, some are fat,others are not(same with American football)

ravenzord:
N dis silly server's down again, back to dis dumbass Taye Diggs collection, tscheew.

Are you. . . . . .

ravenzord:
Come, Odusola choose sides na, which one be this 'now on Rave's side, next minute on Barakat's side'?

If you get toto, him go dey your side, if you no get toto him no dey ooo .

doyin13:
chic2gimp. . . you fancy Allyson Felix?

That girl can use her teeth to pick spaghetti out of a bottle.

Leave that sexy gyal alone ooo
Infact I won't stand around and let the sexiest athlete known to man be insulted

ravenzord:
Aah! I don catch you!

Chiogo no be saint ooo, she be no 1 sinner

chiogo:
Great!!  
Relax. . . .  

I'm just making my territory, that's all
When will you come nah?

ibkaye:
My mum

Tish me a liitle bit of hausa nah?

doyin13:
na wa. . .Ibukunoluwalopojuninugbogboaiye.

Na who teach you hausa?  

Oya remove that gagbaganis from her name jare.

ibkaye:
like a few words, hardly, let's just say it's worse than my yoruba.

Oh I see.
Are any of your parents by any means hausa?

^^^^^
Are you calling her an orobo?

I'm also sure you meant Curvy chics

chiogo:
LOL this boy got me listening to wack-a/s/s D'banj and co.  

ibkaye:
Not fluently, no

. . . . . but can speak hausa at all?

chiogo:
I'm coming. . .
Ya better have plans unlike last time.

Don't worry this time i've got everything planned out .

ibkaye:
yeah, because that's going to happen lol

According to Gators, you can speak the hausa dialect fluently, true or false?

Mhismole:
hmmmm, name your bid,

Dayummmmm
Are you absolutely sure?
Willing to do absolutely anything?

netotse:
in my last year in pry school they actually told us to stop clapping like that. . .it simply wasn't Behind

You can say that again

chiogo:
Snooooop Dooooogg Snooooop Doooggg Snooooop Doooogg!!!
ay ay ay
Hehe, like that chant.

Oya come over to my pad sharp sharp

OgidiBoy:
.

That is such an insensitive statement. How do you sleep at night

Piss off
Someone needs to tell the lady the simple truth 

OgidiBoy:
@ chic2pimp


You just as bad as na2day, both of you need to seek help

This is a case of the pot calling the kettle black

Mhismole:
who's keeping you from saying i like gist now, oa just give me a hint

What do I get in return for revealing such a huge secret?

Size 14

You are Fat, loose some weight

michelin89:
I pack a lot, but not junk.

Oh yah gist me, wetin you pack?

ravenzord:
O tun wa so Pfft, omode yi o ti baje.





@ OP: I so love intimidating folks who can't speak the lingo .

netotse:
clap for yourself, pa pa papapapa. . .

Haven't heard that Poo in a long while

michelin89:
I pack a lot of junk in my trunk.

OgidiBoy:
Good for you princess, I'll join you out there

. . . . . And you had the audacity to call Na2day an asewo .
Wonders shall never end sha

Mhismole:
by whom?? why am i not aware??

I'm not allowed to say.
You will definitely know sooner rather than later

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=400534.msg5548659#msg5548659 date=1266620185]baby i'm sorry, i thot u were asleep   this my keyboard has started misbehaving again   can i buy u that new wrapper u have always wanted?   [/quote]Hehehehe Asewo of the highest order.
You are now begging for forgiveness abi?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=400534.msg5548639#msg5548639 date=1266619874]then u dont know us, we are like bonnie and clyde [/quote]Are you sure?
If that is indeed true, then why the 'Tiger Woods' like apology?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5548548#msg5548548 date=1266618718]Bobby Charlton remains the best English footballer.
He won the world cup, won the Champions League and many league titles.[/quote]Don't mind Dikee jare.
If push comes to shove, I'll say he ain't even in the top three.
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5548548#msg5548548 date=1266618718]Rooney-Owen combo of Euro 2004 shytes on Shearer-Sheringham of 1996.[/quote]I'm not too sure about this. I'll have Rooney and Shearer

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5548548#msg5548548 date=1266618718]Gerrard-Lampard-Lennon and Young quartet are better than anything England had in 96.[/quote]Not too sure about this either.
I'll select two players each from both teams

The defence ain't even up for discussion.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=400534.msg5548621#msg5548621 date=1266619616]dont worry, when i say i hold things down i do. i was the one that went to the village to bring her out and the father gave me the key, so i am good. others can play around but i got the key [/quote]
Mhismole definitely won't take this diss, would she?
Consider any chance you had of bagging her gone

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=400534.msg5548571#msg5548571 date=1266619056]yup, by my humble self [/quote]Nope by some dude in the sexuality section

Is indecency A Movie? (For Zap sake it's called P.o.r.n.o not bloody indencency )

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=400534.msg5548559#msg5548559 date=1266618896]why? she is my sweet heart, my angel, my sunshine, my only rose, my very breath, the spark in eye, my hope, the one i die for, she is my eh, hold on let me open chapter 2 of this book to continue [/quote] Unwell nucca
The Chic is taken jare.