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Ole seem him mouth like 50m. Make e go ask him papa nah?
May sango impregnate him with octuplets.
Bloody swine!!!!

iphy42:
See, pple talk cos they're not the one. u may be too stunned to act and packing out isnt the best options. She'll always think abt her children. who wil take care of them when she's gone
By the way i knom one who slapped the mother inlaw TWICE on the face . She's stil in her husbands house today.

Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Lagbaja - Nothing For You

There is something fishy about this story

No man would stand around and watch his wife being slapped around. .

Abu Zola:
The fact that man learnt how the baby evolved does not mean he will create one.
I go there to upgrade my diary on christian indency, their new scope and tactic on seducing men. Amaka the slut, the story teller. Amaka said she will never marry a virgin , this says it all that mavenbox diety is an iota, they are both liars and guilty being

What a load of hogwash!!!!

H2O2:
Lol at the way he abused Ewing and then walked his balls over the top of him.

Kaiiii players of nowadays are getting softer o. The thrill ain't quite as high as it used to be.

Nah today.
I've been saying the exact same thing since ever.


The Best Dunk of all time is definitelt this

Krayola:
hahaha. . . Yeah. . . The sexuality section is a lot more sane with people asking if u can get pregnant from a.n.al penatration, or wanting to know how to make their privates bigger. Hehehe. You Berra come hia to meet salvation

H2O2:
i know my wife wouldn't need to tell me that before my common sense dictates to me that it's the considerate thing to do.

as this babe carry somebody else wahala put on top her chest, being partial to the woman, i don't get it.  if the man helps out willingly without her having to request, why would he now in this time that she needs his help the most turn a cold and cruel shoulder to her with their baby on the way?

maybe she was trying to walk all over him being rude, maybe she was ordering him about? we don't really know the full story yet so i won't shoot down the poor guy.

I can't argue with the part I highlighted.

I also won't get myself worked up on the lady's reply. I guess she was only trying to defend her fellow woman

Lastly you do have a point on not knowing the full story. As I always say, there is always two sides to every stoty .

dayokanu:
How can you include England in a list of countries with talents? Did you smoke saw dust as weed

I'll be lying if I said I expected any better.
The England National Team is full to the brim with talented players.

H2O2:
All of this is completel sensible and true.

Hehehehe
I guess he's got a point

TBH, I really don't see what's wrong in helping out when she is pregnant or ill especially if she is a really good wife/woman.

What a silly question to ask
Ofcourse there is nothing wrong

jalether:
You dey fear, spill it out sharp sharp

Fear ke?
I'm not one to boast

Just Heard Xavi is out for two weeks. Oh boi
Dayummmm No Yaya,No Keita,No Xavi .
You lot should cope anyways cuz your squad is quite large

I'll keep my predictions close to my chest.

Forza Rossoneri!!!

Ask my wifey

Flash won the All Star MVP. Great match in front of a record 100,000+ fans.

I was going to watch it but bwoi am I glad I did

I did not peak early rather I've been peaking ever since and my peak period shows no sign of declining

Don't shift the blame jare. You and I know that we are both Hot and randy

Sure let me know what she says about giving a fulani course . Don't let your dirty mind lead you astray oooo. IBK is still young oooo

Sefa nah agbero jare . The bobo no know anything apart from causing trouble here and there

Anarii:
yeah but i was prob in the phase of 'boy have cooties' at age 3 lol

Wetin be dat?
Abegii jor I was already I fully grown man @ that age

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]i've never believed in that cooties crap. lol
@chic
yeah i really remember the names for some reason. i just have a really good memory i guess.
and sometimes my sister would remind me of the names cause i used to come home from school and tell her all about it.[/color]

So after fumbling in skool, you had to narrate the whole story your sis
Na wa for una ooo

vivaladiva:
come chic2pimp, u neva see fine person b4, this is bcoming tedious na cleo patra u kiss, abi queen of sheba, since wey u kiss this person===anoda fine person never come your way====oh i see
let me tell u, shebi na only kiss u kiss, i know guys that at age 3 they where already touching enof t=o=t=o, fine chicks ooo

She was finer than cleopatra if you must know
Touch toto @ the ageof three
I'll hate to think what those boys are doing now

iyobs7:
@viva u cnt undastand chip cos when d girl was 3, she no know d difference btw fine boy and ugly boy so anything dat cm her way she will always concor lol, bt now he is afraid to approach her u knw wat i min.

Forget that side jare
I was fine, she was finer and 2gether we made a cute couple
Nah the girl wey even add me for FB anyways

Well if IBK is a fulani chic which I highly doubt then I am ready to learn from her. I mean what could be better than sexy gyal teaching you languages? Infact it even helps your concentration cuz there will definitely be no distractions

You too? Dannnnnng I guess we think alike. Bedmatics is also my fav subject and I am far better teacher than Sefa will ever be.
Oya come over, make I tish you. After every session, i'll give an exam and each answer you fail to answer correctly results in a lash of Koboko

Thank You Jesus, Thank You My Lord
Wherever I Am Now, It Is By Your Grace
Many Are Dying, Many are Perishing
Wherever I Am Now, It Is By Your Grace

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]yes I'm very serious
at nap time, LOLOLOL!!!!
yeah i remember his name was Blake and he was cute, so adorable.
second guy, Emir
third guy, Benjamin
fourth guy, Jacob
gosh preschool was so fun!!! [/color]

Daannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng so you remember all those names
Na wa ooooo

Anarii:
how do you even remember from age 3 loool

I think I just remember shitting in my diapers

Trust me if the chic was fine as mine was you'll definitely remember

You are bound to say yes sooner rather than later. That I am very sure off

Chei So DK's hausa is fake . Don't worry I'll learn from a proper hausa dude or better still I might learn Fulani from one of those sexy Fulani chics(obviously not as sexy as you )


Dannnnng so a non hausa speaking hausa really turns you on . Learning hausa is now my number one priority.


E mi o se omo nna ooo. I lived around Omo nna's that's all

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]SICK!!!
well if platinum counts something as young as third grade than mine has to be at age 3 in preschool. lol[/color]

Yaaaayyyyyyyyyy I've found my twin
How was it? Was it as memorable as mine? Was the dude as fine as my chic was?

vivaladiva:
chic2pimp i sld rather take that risk than spend a life time remenising bout a kiss u had when u were 3, i hope uve not just turned 5 lol

Nah I'll just let it lie .
This topic just brought back sweet memories, that's all.

Madukaele:
My cousin she kissed me under the bed spreed. smooth but it look wearied so i stopped it, age 12

Whaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttt Am I seeing double? Did you just say your cousin?

I'll keep asking until you yes. I won't relent until I've cracked your steel like will

Yes nah why not Hausa? I could get Dk to tish me nah? or better still spend a couple of months in the north and before you know it i'll be a fluent hausa speaker

BTW, could I really what? Speak Igbo(yes)

I don't think I can forgive my wife.
Also I don't think i'll disown the kid either(it might well depend on the age of the kid)

Well, a re match might just be taking things too far
I like to look forward not back. Besides, I wouldn't want to taint those good memories with bad ones if things don't work out.

FL Gators:
lol nah, tis okay.

Yea, learn Igbo too, sexy lang. We can skip out on Hausa

Are you really accepting my request?

Don't worry I know the basics of Igbo. I just need to brush up pn my overall grasp of the language. Why not hausa nah?

Well, she definitely had me wrapped around her tiny little kiddy fingers.
As for her beauty may be I am being nostalgic. However I don't think so cuz after seeing her pics on FB recently, I can confirm she really is as fine as I remember her to be.

FL Gators:
Respect your elders, I'm old enough to give birth to you more than twice.

Is this your way of saying you'll like to be my Baby Mama?

FL Gators:
Wow, inu mi dun. You're grasping your yoruba language, nothing makes me more happy than that.

I'm prepared to improve my limited knowledge of the Igbo language and even learn the Hausa Language if that makes you happy/ _{turns you on}

vivaladiva:
have a feeling someone hasnt gotten over their first kiss, i smell a new thread comin on, help cnt get over my first kiss, the gal was just too damn fine

Hehehehe Not even that
Her being fine just made the event more memorable

_{*Dannnnnnnng she was sooooooooo fine*}

Chykason:
ok. I as u wish 4 grandladies, i wish u grand-luck.

No make jealousy kill you ooo

FL Gators:
Awe, o je lo wa ijoko re

Ijoko ke?
Abegii jare ko ara e pelu ibadi e wa si ibi jo