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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chic2pimp(m): 7:11pm On Apr 16, 2020
spillo1:
His achievement of 9 goals in just 5 games in Euro '84 won't be beaten any time soon.
Key Goals to boot. 2 Hatricks in the Group stages plus 1 each in both the Semi Finals and Finals. Legend!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 6:59pm On Apr 16, 2020
airmark:
I wanted you to even mention Morata sef. grin

Why i no know who i post, when i deliberately cropped out the logo.

Full pic
The Azzuri blue is very easy to identify. Well to Me anyways.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chic2pimp(m): 6:55pm On Apr 16, 2020
Godx:
Whole tournament.
Most will say Maradona in 86 so I'll take a different route and say PLATINI 84.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 8:04pm On Apr 15, 2020
Ibime:
The new team performed better than the old team funny enough
So in other words, it would have made little to no difference?

raumdeuter:
They can make that argument, the old team was very strong I still remember Chikabala and John Soko from Senegal 92, It was the set that dazzled in Seoul Olympics

Our team too was very strong so I cant say for sure, we beat a strong CIV in the semi though on PK
Reason why I asked because they lost at least 6 first team players on that plane and We still only managed to eke out a 2-1 victory.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 7:29pm On Apr 15, 2020
airmark:
More reason you or chic2pimp should be the one to eat the grass. Atleast you won't want to lose your money. You will try your best not to eat it.

Just accept and let's fix a date.
Airmark ooo grin...Flights to Naija in this day and age of Modern Tech is not necessary. Video evidence with multiple witnesses is all that is required for now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 7:07pm On Apr 15, 2020
afrodoc2:
When we were kids playing football, and we used to give ourselves the names of famous footballers, Baresi was usually the only defender whose name boys chose. In the midst of Rummenigges, Platinis, Van Bastens, Gullits, and Maradonas.
Would Nigeria have won the 94 ANC had the Zambians not had their squad decimated by the plane crash a year prior?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 5:12pm On Apr 15, 2020
airmark:
Just challenge them that, you will give anyone that can hit you with a ring and it makes you to start eating grasses, 5,000 pounds. Let's see their replies. grin
£5000 to those dudes on that thread to see someone chop grass? Make them swindle me abi? cheesy grin. Besides the only time I might be willing to drop 5grand is if you can connect me to a Baba that would make me rich.

airmark:
You can still rubbish it as an arrangee video, so it's better they hit you with a grass-eating ring. I will like to witness it too and stream it live on my IG. grin
Drop it first and let me be the judge. Once we ascertain the authenticity of the Video, we'll take it from there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 5:02pm On Apr 15, 2020
raumdeuter:
If you enter Naija, he will say it doesn't work in Lagos until you enter one village in Ekiti or Benue on a grass field not in a boxing ring
He wants me to make my way back to Naij to bare witness to someone chopping grass. Airmark oooooo grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 4:42pm On Apr 15, 2020
airmark:
Ajebutter, you should go through that thread, dropped by seankafor. You can contact those guys that got jazz, i don't have contact. grin
I have actually gone through the majority of the thread and I thoroughly enjoyed the Comic relief it provided grin. Unlike you, the Majority of the would be Jazz Men on that thread are not civil so not point asking.

airmark:
Enter Naija first and we will contact AIT to stream it when you start devouring all the grasses at Freedom park. grin
Why must I enter Naija first nah? grin. Video evidence will suffice. Then we can start making arrangements.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 4:33pm On Apr 15, 2020
afrodoc2:
Greatest defender in history is Baresi. Not Maldini. Baresi.
I'm with you here. Greatest ever will forever be a never ending debate but as a Central Defender,Franco takes it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 4:11pm On Apr 15, 2020
raumdeuter:
Even the chop grass sef, no dey work for boxing ring, na for playground inside one village e dey always work, once he enter boxing ring mba
LOOOL grin.....Bruvvvv!...The funny thing is that there is never an audience to witness it. It's usually stories that touch. Abi how do you explain the fact that we are yet to see even one video of an individual chopping grass?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 4:01pm On Apr 15, 2020
airmark:
Sha dey enjoy your pizza and ice cream, no enter Nigeria dey challenge the locals. You go chop grass, you go think say na spinach. grin
Which Locals nau? Because right we've already established the Juju men in Makurdi are Local Champions.

Oya Make we talk Man to Man. You fit connect me to one juju man? smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 3:56pm On Apr 15, 2020
raumdeuter:
These jazz no dey fight Fulani herdsmen, no dey predict match scoreline, no dey carry person go America without plane, but na only to chop grass he specialize in
Yet this same chop grass jazz has not made us win a single Olympic gold in our boxing or combat sports history. Maybe na because grass no dey boxing ring grin grin grin
Imagine o. Fly without plane? Mba.... Fight Herdsmen? Mbanu..Ok what about simple Score prediction? eh too hard. If that's not the height of Uselessness, then I don't know what is.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 3:23pm On Apr 15, 2020
airmark:
Ajebutter like you, no know wetin dey happen for street. No let Dayo lead you to challenge people for streets o, make you no turn grasscutter. grin
What Streets? grin.....As someone asked on that thread, where were these dudes when the Fulani Herdsmen attacked their Villages/stronghold a few years back? Apparently they were the first ones to flee the scene when the Fulanis came calling only to return with Cutlass, Machetes and Guns after the Herdsmen had long gone cry grin cheesy grin

Their own brand of Juju is only for terrorizing innocent harmless villagers, chasing skirts up and down and butchering each other.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 3:51pm On Apr 14, 2020
diggz:
Lol at change accent. My guy that one go hard pass when Nigerian gov say the truth.
Hahahaha grin grin grin

diggz:
I dey kent side. But you know say covid19 done turn everybody to something else. I see my in law few days ago, no handshake, no hugging,nothing....na 2metres I use follow my guy talk. I no fit shout bros cheesy cheesy
Diggzy Money!...Na people wey get small money dey relocate go that side. It's Insane Bro. Not seen anything like this before. Plus the weather isn't helping either. It's been A1 since the Lockdown measure was implemented.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 2:49pm On Apr 14, 2020
raumdeuter:
You saw the move where he broke free and Maldini dragged him down. That is a battle hardened defender on display

https://j.gifs.com/gZNl19.gif
Il Capitano!...Could very well have been either Tassotti or Billy and I won't have been able to tell the difference.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 2:40pm On Apr 14, 2020
diggz:
Lol...no wonder wetin? cheesy

Family na everything right now bro. I no get choice inside this one o
No wonder you come scarce for NL. You just dey enjoy British life. Small time you go change accent for all of us now.

Which side of the River you dey? Make I throaway salute anytime I pass by.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 2:13pm On Apr 14, 2020
diggz:
The Nihilistjnr cheesy cheesy cheesy

Abeg no let me choke untop laugh matter because the last place I wan end up na una NHS.
You don land? No wonder.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 11:35pm On Apr 13, 2020
seankafor:
Raumdeuter
Have you seen this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/5207293/story-cult-phase-included#78702949

The guy story legit as fvck.. and he attested to the fact his juju worked..

What have you to say as you come be Thomas for juju matter

The guy is even a dss personel
More Fictions than Facts on that thread.

Someone actually claimed to know someone who cheated death. Apparently this Cultist came out unscathed after being shot at numerous times. His Vest was bullet ridden but somehow He had no scratch on His body(well apart from going blind for a few moments). The Wonders of "Juju".
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 10:50pm On Apr 13, 2020
Hazardfan1:
It wasn't easy brother, I'm still weak, it took us a whole week and we didn't give more than 1200 sacks of items....At some point, I wondered how tasking this would be for the Government to cover a whole state and then the entire country.

We didn't give to everyone here, just aged ones and widows yet it was very very demanding. I have the whole of this week to rest though grin

The joy it brought to these old folks, the prayers, the smile i saw on their faces made me really happy I was part of it.
Unless you've been personally involved in Charity work on some level or another, I don't think you can fully grasp the amount of time, Energy and effort than goes into it. What most people see is the End Result not the hardwork that went on behind the scenes.

Well Earnt and Fully deserved rest.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 8:43pm On Apr 13, 2020
Hazardfan1:
Thanks bros, didn't do it alone though.
I know you didn't but you still have my utmost respect. I do voluntarily work in foodbanks from time to time so I know tasking it can get. And btw that's without me having to go through the hurdles you lot in Naij have to.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 5:22pm On Apr 13, 2020
HazardFan1 much respect Bro. Salute!
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by chic2pimp(m): 10:15am On Apr 13, 2020
justwise:
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This people have started this nonsense again with this virus, no need for NHS, he can walk in to any hospital treating coronavirus victims in Lagos and start healing them then we have an evidence to support this suspicious claim
Hahahaha grin grin grin
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by chic2pimp(m): 8:16pm On Apr 12, 2020
He has Risen!....Boris has risen.


Btw the NHS is in dire need of this dude's service

https://www.nairaland.com/5789626/tb-joshua-wiseman-heals-corona#88372025
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 8:09pm On Apr 12, 2020
Ibime:
My own is that they should come and show their power in Isolation centre by laying hands on our Covid patients.
https://www.nairaland.com/5789626/tb-joshua-wiseman-heals-corona#88372025

Business opportunity for yours truly calling methinks.
Romance › Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by chic2pimp(m): 9:57pm On Apr 11, 2020
ibkayee:
Sigh. I’m tired, let’s just agree to disagree. You win, white woman as a collective on average are rushing naija men cheesy
cheesy cheesy grin grin
Romance › Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by chic2pimp(m): 9:46pm On Apr 11, 2020
iPopAlomo:
Now if 42% of the people living in Charlton are 20-44... That's leaves of with 58% remaining... For fairness sake... I'll split 58% into 2... 29% are older folks and 29% are youngings...

Logically... You should agree with me now that on the streets of CHARLTON oooooooooo... You'll come across 10 half and half couple before you meet a white couple and they'll clearly be in there 60's...
That's not How it works Bro. Now Let's delve into these figures further.

Since We have both firmly established that over 60% of Charlton's Population are White, let's look at the Resident of Charlton by Age group.

Age 0 to 4 8.2
Age 5 to 9 6.4%
Age 10 to14 5.9%
Age 15 to 17 3.5%
Age 18 to 24 10.6%
Age 25 to 29 8.7%
Age 30 to 44 25.8%
Age 45 to 59 16.6%
Age 60 to 64 4%
Age 65 to 74 5.4%
Age 75 to 84 3.4%
Age 85 and over 1.5%
Mean Age 34.6

I could use the Mean Age to drive Home my point but to make this debate fair, I'll use another Stat. Let's use the Age Most couples in the UK tend to form Relationships. That is around the ages of 18-40. The percentage of Charlton's Resident that falls into that category is 43-44%. Combining point 1 and 2, We can say quite a chunk of Charlton's Population are in the Young category.

Finally Let's have a look at Interracial Relationships in the UK. The rate of Interracial relationships amongst the General population in the UK is 9% with white People the least likely to be involved in an one(4%). In other words, only 4-9% of Charlton's White Population are likely to be an Interracial relationship. If that is the case, where do you get your 10:1 ration in favour of interracial relationship?

iPopAlomo:
Baba... Racist Chinese...? From the men... 100% absolutely... But from the women... That's a complete fallacy...

If things are not happening for you... Don't lampoon all of us in your boat...

Modified:

I no dey like make person dey pad stats... I clearly asked if you considered the age... You said yes... Meanwhile... You didn't... And that stats is from 2011... in that respect... Be a big man... And apologise that you got shit wrong and you just wanted to feed a narrative.
Bro the Only Set of Men Chinese women are rushing are those of European Descents(Westerners to be Precise). Amongst those interested in Relationships with Black Men, Nigerians are not at the Top of their Wish List. Black Westerners top that list too(Black Brits,African Americans, Black French dudes etc)

We are not in the same boat though. I was Born and Partially[mostly] raised in the UK(I say partially as I spent a good few years in Naij). The mostly certainly are not falling over themelves to have you. The term "Aff Uncles" is rampant for a good reason.
Romance › Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by chic2pimp(m): 7:15pm On Apr 11, 2020
iPopAlomo:
Did you factor in age bro...?

And like in said... The WHITE couple you'll see are couples that are clearly over 60... Which brings us back to half and half...

I sha know say... No be only b me dey dis London and I'm not as popular as Skepta... So what narratives are you guys using again...?

In the clubs, there's clearly half and half... In the streets and in malls...

Apart from the singhs... Every other person is interracialling... You can even tell by the number of mixed kids everywhere...
Absolutely!. Age is included too Bro.

The White Couples are not just couples in their 60s. The Vast Majority are in their 20s-40s. Unless those are now referred to as "OLD" now?

No narrative being pushed Here Donny. Whether you are being Rushed or not is what we are trying to ascertain here.

What clubs? What Malls? You need to come with receipts not just throw things out there G.

Again No one saying Racial Mixing is not becoming more and more prevalent in today' Society. The Bone of contention here is whether you are being rushed or not.
Romance › Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by chic2pimp(m): 6:51pm On Apr 11, 2020
iPopAlomo:
Bro... I don't believe know about you ooo... But... All the males in my family are rushed... In fact... If you're not rushed being an Olo****...


Walahi... Something is wrong...
This is all Hearsay though. I argue with Facts on the Ground not hearsay.

iPopAlomo:
My uncle went to China... He was rushed... Me... I shuttle UK, Canada and Nigeria... I'm fucking rushed...


Even my wife knows this...
Rushed by the somewhat Racist Chinese? Why Do I find it hard to believe that? You'll obviously get a few interested in dating Blackmen but they ain't rushing you lot. Stop it!
Romance › Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by chic2pimp(m): 6:35pm On Apr 11, 2020
iPopAlomo:
Charlton brother...

Plenty half and half where my wife lives...


Same sceneries plays out in Toronto, Canada... Nah only Singhs dey marry themselves here...
In Charlton, White Brits make up almost 53% of the population with White people from other countries making up another 10% of the Population.

60%+ WHITE
30% - 40% BME.

I'm sure you can see where I am heading right? You'd be hardpressed seeing a Ratio of 1:1(interracial:White Couples) nevermind 10:1
Romance › Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by chic2pimp(m): 6:16pm On Apr 11, 2020
iPopAlomo:
Nairaland bore me these days... I for type plenty... You don't need to be Santan Dave before you get a spec in London...

There's a difference between a Lagos soji boy way enter London today and regular Ibadan boy way enter London and time...

But at all at all... Game is different... If the Ibadan boy get game... He'll definitely score more chicks than a 2nd gen immigrant...

Yes and yes again... We get rushed in the 'abroad'
Who are we kidding here? There might be a difference between a Lagos and an Ibadan boy in Nigeria but in the UK, you guys are on the same Level playing field.

If a Dude from Ibadan goes up against a 2nd Gen Immigrant with no game whatsoever, then He might score more Chics. Keyword Here Might.

Nah you don't get rushed abroad. That is simply not true.
Romance › Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by chic2pimp(m): 6:05pm On Apr 11, 2020
iPopAlomo:
I told her... Before you see a white couple in London, you'll see 10 half and half... And when you eventually see a white couple, they're over 60 years...
This is simply not true. Not one jot. What part of London are we referring to here? Let's start with that.

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