₦airaland Forum

LoneSoldier:
Speak for your self, family is everything to you but not to me....

My family members (father and mother excluded) are full time assholes, is better to stay alone than be with those dicks....

Don't pity me, pity yourself....

And lastly am not a hard man abeg, am not a cultist please... Am a man that speaks facts....

p.o.c you havent said any fact as far as life is concern ... if you wont accept any title @least you a man speaking from a place of hurt ...
When you are ready you go find how to heal

ChizzyBuna:
I reached out to a cousin of mine in Norway. I begged him for small financial assistance any amount no matter how small.
He read the message and said he will see what he will do.

That was january 15, since then he rarely reply my message and if he reply he ignores my cry for help
I tried writing him again but tears started rolling from my eyes.
I felt so depressed begging my cousin and him just playing me like a child. Ignoring my messages

I need advice, should i call it quit and distance myself from him?

As human its normal to need help or assistance and at the same time its normal to feel bad/sad when you feel disappointed

But you need to understand sometimes those you think are in position to help might be in tight financial obligations that will incapacitate them for a period, they may not want to tell you or let you down to your face

If you have a self worth you will protect it, you have passed the message person wey go help you no go stress you, lets him be

Ajumobi ko kan anù, what if you dont know him, try other people n talk to your God

#miracle no dey taya jesus

franvincoop:
To wrap moi moi and use some to blow bolo bolo

you wont need intelligence to say the truth, stop embrassing yourself

folake4u:
To buy sanitary pad for your partner or female friend is simping??

Are you serious right now?

i dont know how to run errands

Gagare1:
I once sent my wife to collect condoms. Now this may not be a big deal down South, but in a predominantly Muslim area of Kano state, that was hardcore stuff. I already transferred the money to the pharmacist and told him to wrap it up in such a way that she won't know what she was collecting. He did, thinking that my wife is unaware of what she was collecting. Unknown to the pharmacist, my wife and I were on the same page. She pretended not to know what she was collecting, while he thought the item bought was a secret between me and him only.

So me and the pharmacist laughed at my wife on the phone, then my wife and I laughed at the pharmacist at home after.... you know.... Gbas gbos!

As a married couple what are you doing with condoms ... cool story

dauntless15:
Right, what does revenge mean in your dictionary? And did you read what he wrote upside down that you didn't get any clue of him trying to get even for some imagined slight, for one he used another unknown number to chat her up pretending he's the company offering her a job which is one proof of criminal intent, he also gave her a non existent address where he'll ambush her when she shows up which is dangerously close to conniving and potential kidnapping, third, you sent money you can afford to loose to some girl for tfare and she decides she doesn't want to travel anymore you're coming online to wail, did she force you to send the money at gunpoint, go school you no gree, see now, your illiteracy is riveting.

To me Revenge means balance, tryna balance an account as long as its not life threatening

Bro you are thinking to far, lets even assume he made up a company address other than to get her attention, his "intent" does not bear an attempt to defraud or harm the lady @least according to what he wrote

using alternate number to get someone attention can not be termed "criminal intent" ... "demand" is what validate criminal intent

Op just wana get the gurl to waste time n money, so that she can learn some lessons, that might even change her
i support Op cos these means exercise for the gurl, naija gurlz dont exercise enough
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i go just ignore the kidnapping ... tew much facebook news dey worry you 🤣🤣

dauntless15:
Very petty, assuming she shows up at whatever address you gave her are you going to lash her in the streets, and what if something happens to her during the course of this silly game you're playing untop small tfare hope you have the balls to shoulder responsibilities cuz this Nigeria is not safe, if anything happens to her there's a lot of evidence to implicate you and all the other devils up there encouraging you to deal with her won't follow you to kirikiri to chop watery beans, be wise and flee from problem, small mistake fit cost you your freedom, if you like no hear, untop tfare wey no reach 20k sef, just lock up and don't even reply her chats, watch giult eat her up, that's what I'd do, petty children everywhere.

What could possibly happen, did OP insinuate to do her any harm,

, leaving your house and returning back is an exercise naija gurlz dont even exercise

wayray:
I met a girl during a short visit to Ibadan at my uncle's place. We exchanged numbers and we got talking online. She happens to be a fresh graduate serving.

During one of our usual gist, she said since I'm based in Lagos, I should assist her to look for job by sharing her cv which I obliged. We fixed a date to lash ourselves as Omo ogbon that I am. But my stay got cut short due to urgent stuff at my workplace. ( I forgot to add that I was on leave during this visit) So I left but we still continued gisting and had the date rescheduled for Lagos at my place. When the date for the meeting came, this babe demanded for transport fare which I gave without thinking twice. But surprisingly this babe blocked me immediately after receiving the fund. As a sharp guy, I switched to plan B after waiting for a week without success. I used my other line WhatsApp to chat her and claimed to be chatting her from the company from which I dropped her cv. My people immediately, this babe unblocked me and started apologizing. I said no whala, I pretended to follow up with the company so that they can pick her.

Now I have dropped a particular address not too far from my home for her in Lagos as the location of the company? SHOULD I ALLOW HER TO EMBARK ON THE JOURNEY OR I SHOULD FORGIVE HER?

Pls. I need your advice before Monday. I apologize about the long write up typo.

As much as i want preach to forgiveness, your revenge has no scent of evil or harm .. please follow through for the fun of it, yeah !

these might even reform her

ibechris:
Foolish man that destroyed Nigeria.

Does he even know what IBB wrote in his book.

According to former governor of River state in the person of Amaechi,he said and i quote,Buhari does not know what he is signing,he does not read what he signs.

You are even More Foolish to take sides, esp. with a Man than institutionalize corruption in Nigeria, when Eze said IBb made all of them in that room he knows what he was talking about

Do you know why Nigerians fondly call IBB evil genius, maradona, even if you are a kid history notes are there for you to read.

Nothing depicted IBB was remorse, atleast the families of the victim should have being invited and awarded or celebrated... instead what should have being a restitution became a Fund raising arrangee birthday ... 17billion in one day how many businesses in Nigeria make that in a day

Once again IBB as proven to be the evil genius, the living maradona as he dribbled them all

Buhari might not be intelligent or brillant But he has something None of those present at IBB fundraising have ... which is emotional intelligence and integrity.

Gotocourt:
Must you comment? Do you know the root cause? Yen yen yen.

Ex-governor Yeye Bello knows who she is .

Baba go dey laugh them, you can't suppress her

who ever she is, are connection no pass Abuja ... however it would have made sense seein her agitate over betterment of her constitutency/people.

All that shouting n drama over a "sit" .... the kind of people we always elect calls for national deliverance

lereinter:
Politicians are same, hypocrites. So yoruba alleged activist can attend ibb function

All the progenitor of "ibb must go"

Lolzzzzz


The gathering of principalities and powers, forces against the progress of nigeria

No Rawlings in nigeria

You shall all receive your judgement from the creator

What i find more disheartening is, prominient names that where with MKo abiola during the struggle, called themselves activist were clapping for IBB when he said he annulled the election that took Nigerians hope/life, in the supreme interest of the nation, even Tinubu was there clapping for the man that annulled june 12

After everything IBB did and the lives he took, see the way they were donating in billions to Maradona, a man actively involved in more coups.

those that died for Nigeria democracy will be in tears yesterday, 17billion donated for inhumanity journey of service.

i salute Buhari for standing by his principle

Berankis:
The only mistake I see Tinubu making is inflicting excruciating pain on poor Nigerians but breaking the Northern cabals that have placed their plates on Nigeria's head while eating from it, I love that!
All their strong holds, all their illegal acquisitions of oil rigs, mining sites etc should be dismantled and withdrawn from them
The country still belongs to all and not just Northerners alone.
Can you just imagine how 2 people (2 fucking Northeners) donated 8billion to a fucking library of a fucking retired Criminal!!!

You can imagine ! afterall that struggle, emancipation and fighting the military cos of the people, only to become President and you are treating the people worst
Tinubu govt even throw kids into cell for treason, then how are you better off the babagida you demonized

Babagida regime compared to Tinubu administration ... babagida is a genuis and he did better

chatinent:
The sentence "youths are the leaders of tomorrow" is the most abused sentence.

How can the youth be so when old and wrinkled men refuse to leave power? They even go as far as changing their date of birth to accommodate more years!

is it refuse tp leave power abi refuse to die ! i said that basically cos of the mortality rate of young ones these days
Clark, adebanjo cross 90, then we still see all these old names actively going up and down, travelling and doing rigorous activities so called youths will do n break down

its baffles me how the youths are diein these days .. i lost two people these year n they are less than 40. health is wealth but street don radicalize us to believe only Money is wealth.
Looking at all these old men, i cant help but say pls take care of yourselves

Hemanwel:
President Buhari wasn't present. Why?

Egbon naptu2, you addressed IBB as "president Babangida". He was a "Head of States" nah! He wasn't a democratically-elected leader. Or, is there something I am missing? You can school me. I am always willing and ready to learn from you, sir!

Cos Buhari hasnt forgive Babagida or lets say he cant just Pretend like yorubas do oju aiye

when Buhari was thrown into prison, at a time his mother died he begged babagida to let him @least pay last respect at his mom burial but Babagida refused

Therefore he said he will never forgive babagida

alobright17:
so if I use phone after 4yrs the battery supposed remain as it was when I first bought it Abi ?

So if I’m not charging it to 100% and use it for 4yrs the battery will remain stronger Abi ?

Did you read the write up to comprehend, authentic lithium bat3 as follow come as a long life span as 4yrs

So yes within 4yrs the bat3 will give you optimal service, you wont notice a significant drop until after 4yrs depending on chargers

i noticed fast chargers 2.4, 3.0A and power banks shortens phone bat3 life span

alobright17:
I’ve used 11 pro max for 4yrs without issue despite charging the phone 100% .

after 4yrs nko ?? thats the focus

i once tried fried plantain and garri 🤭

porridge with fried concortion egg

mixed salad with cat fish pepper soup ...

bread and groundnut

garri with soaked speedy biscuit, speedy stil dey

make i stop b4 see finish

alobright17:
When you buy phone sellers will say charge it full before using it .this article suggests otherwise.

Now let me talk of experience.

I used 12 pro max for 2yrs and I always filled the battery to 100% the battery never had issue .

Now I'm using 15 pro max and charges the battery overnight over 1 yr now the battery is not complaining. The battery health is 92%

Are you saying from 2023 when I bought the phone till date the battery would've remained 100% by using this your method ?

lolzz ! your battery lifecycle is optimal within 4yrs, and yours did 2yrs so you wont know

for a phone you bought new, you will enjoy the bat3 for @least 4yrs but aftermath expect nosedive in capacity and strength

thats summary

scientifically it is possible for a man sleeping with 50 women to get each pregnant and paternity aligns with societal standard But,

even though its possible for a woman to fvck and date 50 men at a time, scientifically she can only get pregnant for one at a time and paternity saga that might ensue will disturb the peace of the society


Financially, and as a matter of fact we have seen Men across the world cater for multiple baby mamas and there kids But Majority of women that have kids for different men bearly take financial responsibility other than depend on Men for survival.

A man can marry 50 women and the wives + children will all bear his surname But a woman with different baby daddy brings nothing but dissonance

A key that can open multiple pad lock is Master key But a padlock that can be opened by any key will be discarded, whu is the key whu are the pad locks if you dont know forget about it

stunnert:
This short man devil sef. Just because he didn't get any appointment in Tinubu tenure he don turn him sef to attack dog ( common bingo for that matter )

what political appointment can he possibly get that is bigger the ones in his port folio

Shimran:
On its part, NNPC refuted the importation claim yesterday, stressing that it got no business with private importers while as FG (NMDPRA) says 25 million liters are being imported daily.

Nothing is clashing here, as for me.

Bro, i taya ! the incoherences from Tinubu regime is over ridiculous, they just say anything to save face for that moment

How did they even arrive at the 50million daily consumption judging our current reality were Majority is cutting cost

With these consumption surge, are they telling us Nigerians are buying more fuel @ 1k
Using ourselves can anyone relate, how many houses dey on generator for night, who they buy full tank nd run Ac down for these economic, who is fooling who

Dem don open where folake4u n likes go dey finish salary bayii

ReubenE:
Why exactly did DSS go to the Assembly.

The same Assembly you said invited you has publicly chastised you for interference, even the clerk you claimed that sent the memo inviting you was also barred from gaining access to his place of work

I dont get, its like with APc govt spoke person for each institution are trying to out do stupidity

Did big question is, what business does Dss has forcing there into the reps chamber as seen on video

Even if there is a threat and you are invited, are they not suppose to mount at the gate or in strategic places oitside the chamber ...

Cant they provide security without disrupting the house sitting, sealing the speaker office was that also on demand

big shame on Tinubu govt

bentenny:
😃😃
Like I said before,you are naive and ignorant no matter how many tales of epistles your empty brain concocts in your comments!

Only knowledgeable people know that no matter the shortcuts or bypass used,without an independent and effective policing structure,the clampdown on the proliferation of fake and counterfeit drugs will only be a mirage and an exercise in futility!

When you are done e-shouting from that empty brain of yours,you will go to the kitchen and mould eba!😃😎

Maybe i am naive But you are worst !

How is police reform suppose to curb Fake/counterfeit market when the agency spare heading the war Nafdac ... dont you think before you type at all.

What is Policing structure without the community support

what will Policing structure achieve without active intels from the community

what can Policing structure achieve with less than 400k police recruit monitoring a 200million population.

is it written on stone, long method/process guarantees efficiency or effectiveness

The world revolves that why textbooks are subjected to review ...
Before we all have to go to the bank to deposit or withdraw from an atm But with POS you can do that in your area ... becos someone improvised does it mean we bypass Bank. olodo go school naa tik tok dem go dey do

franchasng:
Nigeria is not a rich country if you compare the resources with the versed population due to anyhow breeding of mostly Northern Nigerians

what natural resources do china have and whats Nigeria population to that of china

Oga Nigeria is blessed .. population or no population

bentenny:
😆😆😆
You spew lots of nonsense with so much confidence!

If nafdac could arrest or prosecute,then why do they need the police?
Can nafdac maintain law and order or do they have a prison to apprehend defaulters or criminals?

So you are hoping this present system of police will apprehend fake drugs suppliers and prosecute them?😆😆

You are equally as guilty as the government that you are trying to condemn with your horrendous shortcut approach!

Until the policing system is decentralized and structured into an independent form to attain effectiveness and efficiency,no matter how many fake drugs suppliers caught,they will still get released and look for other ways to bypass nafdac and other regulatory agencies in the future!
7th
I don't expect you to comprehend the importance of policing and the immediate need to make it work effectively with your flawed and conditioned belief that as long as you have a hammer,every problem becomes a nail!

Finally,arguing with you wasn't really a waste of time....on the contrary,it was entertaining to note that not everyone on nairaland is as knowledgeable as they seem and you are quite frankly are one of them!

I wasn't wrong when i said you were completely naive and ignorant.....and that's a fact! All pun intended!

You are just arguing blindly ... Walk into any nearest police station nd report a counterfeit drug .. make dem sensitize you abeg

That you lack the cells and ability to improvise does not mean i dont know what i am proposing,

We have been having these forth and back for ... yet all you spew are orthodox measures even criminals are well informed

Police reform is dependant on a lot of factors, process and too many things involve, for how long have we being on tax reform .. it is that complicated.

Going to school gives you knowledge to improvise, but i understand a typical Nigerian cant reason beyond copying conventional theories thats why Govt and Cbn are failing across board.

when you are dealing a peculiar people as Nigerians going by conventional measures will mostly amount to failure, cos criminals know that route tew

Abeg, carry on with the police reform limited to paper works

bentenny:
NAFDAC is responsible for regulating and controlling the manufacture, importation, exportation, advertisement, distribution, sale, and use of food, drugs, cosmetics, medical devices, chemicals, and packaged water.
Their job is not to arrest because they don't have the powers to do so according to the 2015 act...they collaborate with the enforcement agency in the country which is the police to make arrests and prosecute offenders!
Enforcement agency is defined as a public organization responsible for maintaining law and order, investigating crimes, and prosecuting offenders with the assistance of prosecutors.
That's why NAFDAC officers go with the police to the field!



When you are a novice or limited to an issue beyond your apparent scope of understanding, you ask relevant questions to gain more knowledge!
The current system of policing can be MODIFIED THROUGH A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT by removing it from the exclusive to concurrent list with the sole aim of unbundling or decentralizing civil security structure in the nation by creating state and community policing with further modifications on their independence to ensure effectiveness in their discharge of duties!
This will eliminate interference from outsiders and ensure criminals like fake drug suppliers do not only get arrested but will justice for their crimes which will ultimately serve a deterrent to other and wipe out impunity!
There is no shame in making inquiries esp with your obviously limited knowledge in the current setup of policing in Nigeria!

Hmmmm.....'Humams' indeed!
So says the box thinker with typo errors!


Well intended Reforms with the required corresponding actions can lead to progress!
The country is in a mess primarily due to a lopsided and flawed constitution!
A constitution with a centralized system of policing cannot fight and curb criminality!

You just like complicating matters, " Enforcement is your problem again" ... a simple definition check of "enforcement" would have us another epistle bayii .. dear Albert

Making Police the subject matter here is just ridiculous, Fight against fake drugs and drink is a fight for Nafdac, they are the agencies with sole authority to act as check and balances on consumables in circulation.

I wont let you decoy me into the Police whatever nonsense, if you like re write the whole constitution at the end naa naija persons you go recruit, have we not tried police reforms and even changed their uniform to sky blue, howfar

Do you know how long we have being on state police debate alone, go nd re write

infact between arguing with you or Waiting for Police reform .. its very hard to tell which is more of a waste of time smh

A report that as being out since when they are just waking up to discredit it cos Someone did a review that expose Nnpc is importing inferior pms into the country

Nnpc made a desperate turn around, claiming there fuel is from dangote, shebi una say dangote fuel is inferior what about the fight against dangote "Monopoly" who is fooling who

Nothing ever comes out of this govt... and makes sense , they just say anything to save face for the moment.

cenaman:
Na today? Has NNPCL ever accept responsibility..

A report that as being out since when they are now waking to discredit it cos Someone did a review that expose Nnpc is importing inferior pms into the country

Nnpc made a desperate turn around, claim there fuel is from dangote, shebi una say dangote fuel is inferior what about the fight against dangote "Monopoly" who is fooling who

Nothing ever comes out of this govt... and makes sense , they just say anything to save face for the moment.

Slymonster:
Some court will charge you 10 or 20% of that amount, for real. If Obi was not wicked, should have send it back or request 5% out of the money as aza man lol by sending it personally to the owners account.

yeah ! between 10% or 20% depending on lobby,
My guess is the said Obi is an average Nigerian, he saw the money n felt his late grand ma in the grave have decided to bless him.
Obi don spend the money or as the money enter palmpay debit am for unrepaid loan 🤣 ... how obi wan take repay

Sheuns:
WTF is rebased inflation?

instead of using the #197 per litre Nigerians are accustomed to guage inflation we will now use #1200 it rose to, to determine change inflation

Thats the simple narrative i can use

bentenny:
No matter the 'thinking outside the box',the police will still be needed as an the enforcement agency saddled with the responsibility of curbing criminalities like fake drug merchants!
Instead of concocting quick fixes, that haven't solved anything,to bypass the police,the question that should be asked is how can the policing system become efficient,effective and independent to perform its statutory duties as a law enforcement agency?
looking for quick fixes or shortcuts will still bring us back to the same position!
A solution with no system in place to punish perpetrators will only lead to impunity!
The police must be fixed to handle such matters properly!
Thats my position!


You cannot fix a criminality by isolating the police!
Thats ignorance of the highest order!
Get that clear!



Your solution though well intended is borne out of ignorance and naivety!
When an enforcement agency isn't functioning as constituted, the most sensible thing to do is to make it work by modifying its system of operation to make it transparent, independent and effective not through shortcuts as you are erroneously and hilariously positing!
The rest of your gibberish are at best comical but irrelevant!

I thought you are the intelligent one, when it comes to fake drugs Police are not the enforcement agency, thats the job of Nafdac to go after them police are 3rd party needed to effect arrest

Modifying the police, really ?? thats your best shot 🤣🤣🤣 you know one of the problem humams have is disability not to think outside the box, esp. Nigerians,
The country is in so much mess cos even our govt cant think outside the box,

Make una continue, they say na Reform