₦airaland Forum

acidrop:
wow, hw do u cope with school then, don't u like fall asleep in class

u no need 2 tell everybody say u dey sleep 4 class now ehn droppy

is dat countin with tallies?

why is schoolin expensive?

Olorun

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i kow shey probably babee go soon wake from she nap_{marathon nap}

wey everybody go/ dey?

acidrop:
open door jare , abi u don forget say we dey share d same apartment. ehhhenn landlord come ooo, u know say we never pay 4 a year now

no b u cos am/ everytime u go dey come up with some major excuses when month end reach. God help us make dey no evict us now now

BABEELOVE:
See you are feeling better? Good girl. No body is worth the stress!!!! Nobody!!!!


Why did you not use your bulldozer
Hi there! Yes you may---Nairaland is no man's land!!!!

Na becos 2day na sunday now. u know say na sundays nmor_{pardon my igbo} chukwu dey enter person mind "wait" make sunday pass 1st c as i go use my bulldozer in action

^{knockin seriously need some1 2 please open d door}


@ Babee, U dey house, Abi u don waka gooooooooooo as usual?
@ Uche; U leave house comot go where?
@ Droppy; Hope u no vex reach d one wey u no won open door?


How una dey

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BABEELOVE:
Sorry oh! my computer could not take the traffic jam in the pepper soup joint so i had to abandon the "area" after repeated attempts to log in! The evil forces at work again I believe!!!!! I just go sleep je je!!!! I guess we go see later now!!!!!

Acid--I did not drive you. Na you say you dey go--I said safe journey. Stop the guilt trip. We don agree say everything is ok--as Uche said "the more the merrier"!!!! So who am I to refuse I gave you pepper soup and you begin mention intestinal disorder. Now you wan accuse my shaaaammmpeeee dey talk of "blood of jisos". You for kuku throw way am llke you do the pepper soup. Oh girl take time oh! Na you fain me trouble, na you come dey accuse me inside join on top!!!! Hmmm!!! I don see the type of friend wey you be oh!!!! Real friend indeed!!! I will be keeping an eye on your tail from now on!


You are welcome oh jare!!! I had the same problem with my computer. Yes oh!!!!! na Acid you dey see live. This ya friend na wa oh! I'm go tell you wetin im take im mouth talk!!! Can you Imagine----------that



Uche Sweetheart,
yeah----the more the merrier abi he he he he he he he!!!!! That na very powerful statement oh! _{---do you really mean that for who}

Come oh!!!! Na when me don think the whole matter now that the commotion is over, Uche wetin you mean by

_{you ain't telling me nuffing new --[sub]nuffin new like what}
and what goes around comes around--wetin dey go around and come around[/sub]

You dey suspect my faithful self of some shit Please oh---before we proceed with this soup mailing thingy--make you answer me oh!

Infact ehn dat traffic jam na wire cos e too make me tire small!

Uche2nna:
Hiiiiiiiiii Chiiiiiiiii wats up. Glad You were able to show up. Wats up with You

Nothin much jare! Sorry i had 2 log off again cos d browser wont let me log back on so after several attempts i just decided 2 4go it. But after about an hr or so its ok now.

I don miss everybody?

hiiiiiiiiiiii; how una dey?

na acid i dey c so

acidrop:
majek, make u stick 2 one gender.

@chi, sorri i fell asleep, i got your missed call

No wahala; Sorry d phone cut _{money finish} would call u later after i add 2 d account hopefully by then we would b complete and probably do 3 way thing k
Later then. I need 2 get ready would b on much later.

hahahaha_{nl always guaranteed 4 enough doses of laughter} dere is a sayin dat "common sense is not dat common" guess unfortunately its very true

hey cutie

May D Almight God Helps Us All !!! "Amen"

BABEELOVE:
No way babe! I can only sleep for 3 hours now and spread it out during the day. Na to clean house be the problem now. I just wan catch up with the neighbourhood gossip before I start! Gat like 5 loads of laundry to do! See you later my dear!

So wetin u come dey do 4 nl if u get dat amount of loads 2 do _{Oya waka go b4 i count up to 3} 1, ^{i no won open my eyes still see u logged on} 2, _{no dey try me oooooo} ,

@Babee; Only You Tube probably would take him 2 CNN since u view it u would c thy brother dere_{just kiddin} On a serious note date thread funny well well but far from it though Uche seems like one of the gentlemen i've met on nl. Based on series of chat with some nl members i know that there r couple of gentlemen out here that still exist

@Uche; d iv is still opened

@Babee so what state r u in?_{probably would come hang out with u durin my vacation} Abi na Oprah show u go send me packin 2

Its majorly Diverse but we tend 2 have some worth of d Asian populations over rulin in some places but its all good though about its beauty sure dere r beautiful places and bet u would never get bore but all d same its mega expensive d city where i stay i pay 8.25% on taxes and everythin is taxed ^{can u imagine that!!!} but i guess am used 2 it now. _{ceasec complainin and thankin God 4 his mercies} . Anyhow sha need 2 do my last round and complete my 24hr log book takes a while 2 do take.
Nice chattin with u as usual  

@Babee; don't over sleep oooo

Got 2 spilt now! much love

olanajim:
I see. I would have to confirm. She kind of know how to avoid my mirror. She know I would demystify her.

At any rate she is a friend and don't have to worry. I just hope she would use what she learn from me.

Dont worry would give her a call and make sure she uses wat she learnt 4rm u

Uche2nna:
Boy would You make a lotta dough from that. Clients alone on Nairaland will set u up on your way, lots of dudes here with issues. _{Lord knows I also need a psychiatrist in da house for mood swings}

In the middle of both the international and the local, that sounds like in the middle of nowhere Anyway, I always prefer me some locals, if u get ma drift. Going international has never been ma thin, so u might as well wait for me @ the local airport.

Fo' real tho' which state do u live in?

Hahaha! i know shey even me self would surely need 1 after am done hearin other people out

i live in northern california _{bay area resident} actually am about 45mins drive 4rm San Francisco Airport so no fear even if u use international i go receive u well dere

Uche2nna:
Actually, I would not mind to be your driver as far as I get paid for ma services


So whatchu studying, chi?

Ok now; no wahala just tell me d time u want me 2 come pick u 4rm d airport i happen 2 b in d middle of bother d international and d local so choose ur choice and holla back @ me i would b waitn. A driver would b a dream come true 4 me though


hopin 2 master in psychiatry "God helpin me"_{u know say 4 here we get them plenty}

olanajim:
Chiegemba,

that mean acid drop is still a capital 'V' with all her experiences? Mogbe! Then she should rightly be the last Nigeria virgin. But, I caught professing love in one of the threads. She is a mystery!

hahahaha! yes ooo dat my droppy 4 u. but have given her d permission 2 go ahead and find d right one so probably she figured she got 2 b mysterious 2 find u_{u get}


@ acid; am about callin u so u better answer oooo

BABEELOVE:
make una carry on oh! 7AM is here and I gatz to have breakfast and brush me teeth to hit the sack!!!!! My body don shut down!!!! I go catch una later---love ya

Ok now; have a great mornin

Uche2nna:
@ Chi

Na this visit thingy daey because wahala for one thread so oooooooo One bobo dey interested for one babe, the babe tell am say make him come to her place to prove him love. Well, I am still awaiting how the tory go end but I don begin see wahala already.
So no ask me make I come ooooo, because I might likely show up @ your doorstep and You would be like , ehmmm, u know what I was just joking, or drunk or even sleepy on that day. So plis get your black ass out of ma house

Nah; i no fit loose track now! would actually make u v comfortable but afterwards since i happen 2 drive alot u go become my driver

@ Uche; actually i like both cos dats wat i like doin but 4 d housin 1 would give me much more time 2 study and do my assignments when sch starts.  

BABEELOVE:
I say you too much! Who dash us this one for Naija without the help of one "alhaji"!!!!

i know shey! Na God ooo i just climb d stairs down and am @ wk or i used d elevator which ever 1 i b want. then 4 sunrise its just about 10mins drive if i decide not 2 speed but if i don sleep 4get would take me 5 mins 2 get dere

@ Uche; no wahala only if u could pay me a visit then i would b really convinced dat i have truely found my missin rib dat has kept me 4rm numerous tasks

@Babee; yeah dey r very flexible when it comes 2 schdulin d only thin is dat u make them know ur availability in advance and it sure would b taken care of when d time comes.
As 4 dose people wey we collect their job 4rm them hands dey dey sleep na y so dey no suppose jealous cos na their fault 2.

For my housin job its basically where i live. D studio i rented is owned by my city's housin cooporation so i applied for a night desk clerk / receptionist there so got hired 2. work @ nights only. Do almost d same thing dere too placin emergency calls when necessary and make sure all d tenants r alive_{just kiddin} its a secured buildin though.

ok started off as a medical assistant then realized didnt really work withmy school schdule cos each semester my school dey get e own change of status so ended up not workin with dat 4 a long time. so i applied in "Sunrise" assistant livin as a medication manager so was hired as dat but sometimes work as a care manager/ concierge @ night cos dere is nothin really doin besides givin d people dat needs their medication as well as answerin d phone cos we get some calls _{people no dey sleep here} Also place 911 calls for any emergency as well.

Benzel



Tarra

olanajim:
Breastfeeding? When did you take in? How come you didn't tie the knot before swelling belle? And who is the lucky guy?

Noooo; she means she is still breastfeedin 4rm her mother so she isnt ready 2 settle down yet _{still a baby}