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make una no vex ooo; b go give person e breathin treatment so am fully back now _{ready 4 d lectures}

Uche2nna:
@ chi

where u dey work

I b all rounder work both in housin and healthcare so which 1 u dey interested in knowin?

@ acid; yes girl u fit call me i dey right with my phone   _{i go dey wait your call}

@ola; Oga Ke !!! abeg me i b my own oga ooo just havent been 2 this particular thread 4 a while. good 2 know say u don advance from mirror carryin stage 2 mirror identifyin stage

_{dis thread still dey?}
@droppy; how u dey?
@ola;How r u doin? been applyin ur mirror theory since day 1 u talked about it _{hope it would yeild better fruit with time ooo ?}

BABEELOVE:
wetin una dey do today oh?

as usual 4 me i dey work

so very thrilled u both wont b dissappointed but rather flabagasted after d tutorials / praticals is being done

pardon me ma/ sir i couldnt carry on with d assigned duties i had 2 take off as soon as i heard about d sub but am back now since d sub didnt update u guys

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii;
G Mornin, How r u guys doin? Hope d sub taught u guys well ?

@Babee; since u don suggest sub teacher i go take d back seat now besides e don reach time 4 me 2 waka go _{pack my own shit} .
Would log on we i reach work its just about 10mins drive 4 me but if i don't make una have a wonderful time 4 your d class hopefully d sub-teacher dey very current pass Uche sef

Great hangin out with u guys "Much Love"

BABEELOVE:
Not really---he means standing up! Not missionary! Dust your books again!

i 4 say now!!! good 2 know say my students dey updated pass teacher sef _{dose books wey i dey dust sef e b let say i need new edition}

Uche2nna:
Men, you're really rusty. You need some real catching up to do. Maybe I should be in the driver's seat i.e sit back and let me do the riding. _{no pun intended}

na dat 1 b a great potential of a real woman didnt even take my babee 2 discover and use her newly found potentials

BABEELOVE:
which kain teacher be this?

2 show u say i don get major experience infact sef i get all d infos on my resume _{scannin a copy}


@Uche; frontal my great grand no even use dat style cos dat style old pass am

BABEELOVE:
he he he he he he he! Please what subject are we teaching today oh Pay attention class!

i know shey; all attentions needed

Uche2nna:
Lets start with the frontal position E be like sey ma teacher don fall asleep

nooo; dey review my notes _{i b spend time dustin d dust off now} as per 10yrs of not used

@Uche and Debo; make una no hurry i dey come _{i now need 2 carry extra materials}

@ Babee; u know of another person wey go like 2 joint 2 class _{i know say u go just be an observer} but i b need another 1 wey go participate

BABEELOVE:
Debo is a gent so he prefers to watch.  Life is too short not to do anything delicious!  Anything goes in the game of "you know what"!  Sleep don dey catch you  I see  Uche!  he he he he he he he he!  Sorry darling.  Life is tough!  That is why I am here reduce some of your stress.  My life is so so so so so stress free!  So let me help you my love!

Chiege!!!!  Wake up!!!!

Nah; not sleepin ooo can't let this my very 1st student pass me by after 10yrs of coachin _{time dey fly well} i need 2 know if am still incredibly great

debosky:
Uche Watford I dey o, just dey watch as you 'handle' two women all by yourself

walahi I wan be like you when i grow up

@ Debo; u really no need 2 wait till u grow up_{time flies} besides i get extra space and it is also free of charge no need 2 collect permission from babee because i know say she go grant am asap


@Babee; i lie?

BABEELOVE:
you are welcome! I think they are snoring already!

nah; i don't think Uche could b possibly snorin because he is drenched with cold iced water already so sleepin wont even cross his mind as 4 me am preparin very hard 4 my 1st lesson with him _{already sweatin vigorously}

Uche2nna:
_{****faints****}



I should be the one dishing out lessons

Abeg Neva begin faint _{pours cold bucket of water with ice in it 2 hit his head very hard} Am sure dat would keep u awake 4 a very long time till after the lessons.

BABEELOVE:
Sorry dude! Women do get on top too! Don't like aggressive women or sum'un?

Fire on baby chi! I am also learning how to improve my skills in "snagging" Uche. I wan learn this "Point and Kill" tactics you are talking about!

pls. tell him how real ladies roll ooo as per learnin d point and kill tactics u got it already u just need 2 discover and develop it cos it lies in u _{as a real woman}

BABEELOVE:
I knew you were the "chosen one"----the ultimate satisfaction----my search is so over!

Wow!!!!! I fear you oh! The bobo still dey alive after the "show"

Infact na only real ladies he goes 4 after d lessons ^{similar 1 wey i dey offer 2 give Uche "FOC"_{free of charge}}

Uche2nna:
how u go dey fear when the energizer himsil dey here. i go turn your fear 2 satisfaction




@ Chi
Plis You got to do sth more illustrative than frowning, abeg.

Dat is wat dy call facial expression u need 2 try am b4 u know d difference^{only if babee go fit excuse u make i go show u how} infact ehn after d lesson is over u go only dey go 4 real ladies


@Babee; Permission 2 go coach Uche some lessons on how Real Ladies Roll _{although no assurance say he go gree return 2 u again oooo}

Uche2nna:
Frown     What kind of ladies am I stuck with tonight   In the middle of a heart wrenching epic, all You can do is frown  

@ babelove
Coolu temper, ma lovely. I only come when ma dayz job is done and not a minute before. 4play dey yanfu-yanfu

not 2 worry u have finally met d real ladies_{everybody no sabi moan & groan} but i b assure u after dis episode na only real 1s u go begin find

BABEELOVE:
Laff wan kill me oh!  You ain't seen nothing yet! Thank you for re-assuring me oh!  I don begin dey fear.

Which kain method be this---spiritual one

Dis 1 na combo u suppose call am "spiro & physi"

Lilly



Zoo

BABEELOVE:
you are laffing? You need to be creative oh! Everyone wants to moan and groan. Please, you have to find your own signature tune. Mine is hissing!

i know shey; i 2nd phrase u everybody dey moan and groan but picturin d hissin 1 _hahahaha abeg facial expression better pass that 1 than d hissin sound

4 d sensitivity part i go begin smile 2 counteract d frowns

BABEELOVE:
No darling, I am not a witch.  But if that tickles your fancy--I can add that to my repertoire  I actually prefer to "hiss"!

hahahaha^{dis 1 na laugh die}   _{hiss ke!!!}

Uche2nna:
Falls down howling with lafter


@ Chi Which one do You do or do u also hiss

noooo; not hissin @ all we all no fit b dat real probably i would take frownin 4 dis 1 time

BABEELOVE:
No chop too much oh!  Come resemble mama ngozi!


Here is some "Enzyte"-- Gosh!  Are you that old?  Real men should have it ready in a "to go" fashion. Haba!

hahahahaha shey! i don already begin refuse 2 resemble mama ngozi twin sister although ooo e no fe easy

Uche2nna:
And real women should not talk about shyte in the middle of a session _{Wateva happened to moaning and groaning , abi your own different}

real women would always b real whenever so e no complusory moanin and groanin suppose include  

BABEELOVE:
Poor students! Any one going to school tomorrow?

mine starts next wk though _{i don begin fear sef}

BABEELOVE:
Hello chi baby! We dey fine oh! How was your day?

my day was good o jare slept 4 a while and some of my coworkers called me up 2 take me out 2 dinner. infact ehn i was still thinkin of wetin i go chop b4 dat miracle happen

Uche2nna:
Hi chibabe
Wats up?

nothing much ooo beside stuffin myself up with food

hiiiiiiii; how una dey?  

south america

quart

say wat

non english name

worked retail. "8hrs of standing" _{wanted 2 die d 1st day}