Neymar

D old brazil re back in the new brazil....that's how u play spain

Mehn mine was bad oh i think i stopped around 15-16....i rememba waking up dose days always afraid 2 look down.....dat tym we dey hide dey drink water....bt tnk God sha

wat if he had injured d player...intentional or not dat was dangerous play....besides d ref had tym to discus wit d oda officials

accordin 2 reports.....Alex Ferguson
has made it
clear to Howard
Webb that he
will have to fight
for his place in
the 1st
team...lol

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.....she just stay dey look me...tnk God say my fone ring

Cristiano Ronaldo has had a dig at Lionel Messi after the Portugal international was mocked by Denmark supporters during the 3-2 victory in Lviv on Wednesday night, when the Real Madrid forward once again failed to deliver for his
country. The Denmark fans chanted Messi's name
whenever Ronaldo was on the ball. Ronaldo squandered two gilt-edged one-on-one
chances — the second of which was not even close
to ending up in the net — and he looked
frustrated and tormented throughout. He
appeared exasperated with his team-mates, in
particular Hélder Postiga, who scored Portugal's second goal, and he picked up a late yellow card
for a needless foul when he had no chance of
winning the ball. Asked about the Messi chants, Ronaldo said: "You
know where he was at this time [last year]? Do
you know? He was being eliminated in the Copa
America, in his own country. I think that's worse,
no?" As well as not getting his facts right – Argentina
reached the quarter-finals of the competition
before losing to the eventual winners, Uruguay –
Ronaldo's response will be interpreted by many as
evidence of his annoyance with Messi's status as
the world's best footballer. Although Ronaldo scored 60 goals for Real Madrid last season en
route to winning La Liga, Messi eclipsed him on an
individual basis, scoring 73 goals for Barcelona,
including 50 in the league. The main concern for Portugal supporters is that
Ronaldo continues to look a shadow of the player
that is so prolific for Real Madrid. He has made 21
appearances for Portugal in European
Championship and World Cup finals and scored
five goals. Paulo Bento, the Portugal coach, defended his
captain after the Denmark win, which keeps alive
their hopes of progressing to the knock-out stage.
"That's not my impression [that Ronaldo is
struggling to handle the pressure]," Bento said.
"He has the same pressure as all the players that want to contribute to the game. He was in some
difficult situations but, from our point of view, he
has played two very good games and I am very
certain that not a single player in our squad
might be unsatisfied [with him]."

mehn chelsea go kill teams next season...just remaining incredible hulk....oboy see attack abeg...na war film?

BREAKING NEWS: After watching his
performance against Liverpool, Bayern
Munich are to appeal John Terry's CL final
suspension

Shit, I lost tv service during the last penalty; I
think Sergio Ramos hit my satellite.

Little April was not the best student in
Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she
was napping, "Tell me, April, who created
the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy
seated in the chair behind her, took a pin
and jabbed her in the ass. "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
shouted April and the teacher said, "Very
good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is
our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even
stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny
came to the rescue and stuck her again.
'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the
teacher said, "very good," and April fell back
to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third
question. "What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?" And again,
Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time
April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK
THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME,
I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR
ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted

abeg its good jor i happy as dey sack am atleast all the ones wey we dey get before we they qualify even though na third we dey go carry, come to think about it who go carry third this time self

guys i hail una abeg hw much be nokia c6 01 or c7 fairly used abeg make ne 2 start to enjoy wetin una dey enjoy tnks

pls my nokia c5 don dey craze it started showing disc error al of a sudden anytym am browsing abeg help

guys pls abt d course registration are we to tick al d courses or wat pls who has done his pls let us know thanks

guys hw do we go about the course registration
tnxs

i initiatd d payment nd it was showin unconfirmed transaction i tried it many tyms but i got d same reply

pls i tried using d gtb mcard 2 pay my scl fee but its not goin

guyz hlp me tank god i hav jst been cleared at last

pls guys some of us hav not yet been cleared i just hope all is well

guys pls i tried giving them d 1000 but they refused 2 collect they told me nt 2 wori but up till now i've not been cleared guys pls wat will i do

@paulbadu wat if u have submitted how will u get cleared fast

i wonda ooh im having d same problem am starting 2 get worried

guys pls it's been almost a week since i uploaded all my datas and i've not been cleared pls is there going 2 b an extention of d tym because according 2 wat i heard 4rm a source they gave 2 wks 4 d registration nd d 2 wk is almost over pls any1 wit info shld pls post here tanks

guys pls it's been almost a week since i uploaded all my datas and i've not been cleared pls is there going 2 b an extention of d tym because according 2 wat i heard 4rm a source they gave 2 wks 4 d registration nd d 2 wk is almost over pls any1 wit info shld pls post here tanks

guys pls it's been almost a week since i uploaded all my datas and i've not been cleared pls is there going 2 b an extention of d tym because according 2 wat i heard 4rm a source they gave 2 wks 4 d registration nd d 2 wk is almost over pls any1 wit info shld pls post here tanks