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H2O2:
your objective is to keep my heart guessing hen  

Now i don become hen abi?

H2O2:
na so so play you dey carry me play?  so much for sincerity.

Oh please! U wont even know seriousness even if it hit u in the head. I tire for your antics jare.

Tumfulu don suffer for una hand sha

Ebony-Silk:
so you hate us?

BusyBody, you hear that, right?

Hate? how can?

Busy_body:
Before nko Who no like better thing Who no wan rub body with celebrity like Danke

yeah maybe one of these days her celeb status go rub off on me.

You ppl should go and get married already haba! See serious flirting

Danke is the only one i listen to in this forum. I love her like that .

My hands. Nothing sexier than eating eba with a man from the same plate.

The usual. I cannot wait to eat turkey.

Busy_body:
Hin never reach this na, na play you dey play, na play I dey play, na play everybody dey play na, can I stand up please biko, my knees are starting to hurt abeg

U sure can.

Busy_body:
Biko, na play I dey play oh, okay I am on my knees begging you, please tell me when to get up

Everyone here knows I'm playing . So please don't get it twisted.

Busy_body:
Shameless gyal, your desperation is worse than Monicaa's and ^preTopup's combined

Girls ^{Monicaa and Topup} I am just joking o, I don't want Topup to come and write chronicles for me abeg

Hey. . I ain't playing with you no more. It isn't funny desperation sey wetin happen? If you cannot play along then just ignore me.

H2O2:
dhl, google, fedex, usps, whatever you prefer my darl.

So which one do you prefer? and which address you go send am to?

Busy_body:
You are not smelling nufink, its your next door neighbour's https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/1412.gif wafting through your nostril

All I see is a desperate Chika98 degrading herself and begging for H202 to acknowledge her and grant her a date when he just wants to be left in peace to loff Morenike the loff of his life

You call me desperate and i call it someone who knows how to get what they want. Appreciate that!

H2O2:
hunny, what would you like for xmas    apart from me of curs

I want something special. But how i go collect am naw?? U fit send am through dhl?

j-girl:
Now you're begging her? Did I not warn you ehn?

Chika, no vex. . . .accept him abeg.

I no dey vex. I just tire

H2O2:
i want to show you what it means to be loved.

that is my gift to you for appreciating me.

How you go show am?

H2O2:
took a nice quick nap
come to me, tell me your name you blow me off like a hurricane haha

Your hard to get antics don tire me. I give up. Anyone else who wants you can have you. I'm done!

Busy_body:
I hate to see you begging H202 like this U no dey shame

Brash is single He missed out on Tope tonight because Tumfulu beat him to it, Whatever90 is fed up of his one-minute sessions and Morenike is out of his reach I am sure you will do, he has no choice anyway

Now be a good girl and stop crying over H202 ^{he wasn't all that anyway} and go and powder your nose for Brash, he likes his women to be smart

I don tire jare

j-girl:
Sorry!
Let me help you find a man that will be nice to you at all times jare. I'll run through all the boards and find a man that belongs to you and you only.

Now you are talking!

Jgirl: Chamo who? Abeg I don't want any problems with anyone. I want my own man

H2O2:
baby, why now  
see as my baby dey beg. and them say naija bobos no get value.

Ofcourse I know sey una get value otherwise i no for open the thread na. I just wan make you pretend.  

H2O2:
This is authentic. I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Chei! You are killing me softly

j-girl:
Chika, has it come to this? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

It has oh. The fraudulent boy couldn't even pretend sef.

H2O2:
Impossible.  She's a guy; says her profile.  My plan all along has been to get in good with his sister.

Atleast let it last for 10 mins. Pretend for atleast 10mins. Not too much to ask for.

ever_green:
Chika, seriously love is a beautiful thing
I have gotten heartbroken before
but i am still going to fall in love again for sure

Ofcourse you will . Real love IS a beautiful thing.

H2O2:
shift?  must i lie about loving you before i'm able to get you to cook me 3 meals a day  

Only 3? How about 5 small meals a day? Keeps your metabolism going you know

2 years later this thread is still going on.

ever_green:
I am not afraid.
Love is a beautiful thing

That is what you lot say. when you find it now. . na you go begin run.

H2O2:
chike i can't make that promise.

In that case. . shift then.

j-girl:
Excuse you? I just wanted to know what brought out the human-side of you, that's all.
I am not jealous at all.
Maybe Chika can make you become a nice guy to us, who knows?Every minute, she's shouting about one hubby or the other. . . I want to know him _{if he's a real person}.

The guy is a fraud. he is back to his old self already.

~Sauron~:
So who is doing the Naija women appreciation thread??
I have tried all ma best to put it up but the shiznit ain't loading.

How many times are we gonna hear this server down story?? It is old now. Come up with a new one.