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j-girl:
Are you kidding me? You like black friday too? I'm going to bed at1 waking up at 5. . . follow my steps. Be brave.

Arghhh I don't like black friday. I'm waking up at 3.30 this morning. All the ppl camping out . I no fit do that one.

H2O2:
don't be a bratcalm down, don't take it out on the guy.

Biko my bed is calling my name. I wont waste my time with ass wipes such as your self.

shegirl71:
@ chika

I told you he was gay.you see that thing i think is his partner.

Don't mind the idiot. Trying to feel among.

H2O2:
next    how can you start something you can't finish
na so so mouth you just get

Pls you are sounding like a broken record now.

Deshannel:
@ h202, speaking of love.
can't see d sisterly love. D way chika is carrying transgendered's cross.

What the mess is your problem?

H2O2:
speaking of goats i have a 2 year old pygmy that would love to exercise with you

*yawnsss*

H2O2:
domitilla, still a smelly pig. looks like you and transgendered want a 3some with me

Ewu! You wish. 3some with a billy goat like yourself?? I will pass

H2O2:
still a dirty pig. your brov is the professional fender bender

Still a bloody goat. Just like your sis. U need to wash your pouty mouth with soap. Ewu

This is a wonderful information. I'm cutting my hair when i get older.

H2O2:
see this pig. sure say she's not loose? how can you speak so badly of her like that. you be bad sister. homosexuality is a criminal offense, punishable by law.

Anu mpam! Useless goat. Ehen your brov will know all about that.

H2O2:
you dey crase? na your sister be fool.
she keeps trying to convert me into one of them  na by force.  nothing do you, you love banana.

Sharap! Ori ndanada. Only my sister? your brother nko? How can she convert you when you are already gay?

Shegirl don enter yawa tonight. Don't mind the foolish H202. Always talking crap

See how this thread just died.

Na wa. This is really embarrassing.

I know Lisa was just shouting on Kim and couldn't even let her speak.
Nene isn't a beautiful woman anyways so it doesn't matter what kinda hair she got. I love her though because she keeps it real.
Dwight i don't like his new hair. I like it better on the show than now. It is too long
Yeah Deshawn needs to hit the gym and hard too.

Did y'all get a glimpse of Kim's watch though? So hot!!!

See people dropping knowledge

Fine chic. . no pimples

whatever90:
and i heard all this pot bellied men have tiny willy willies down there

how dem no go get?? When stomach never let dem see "road" lol

DavidDylan:
abeg either change the foto or introduce us to deola asap.

Leave the chic alone haba!

whiteroses:
@chika 98 i was just jokin when i said sharrap please don't be offended my sexy little thug  , din't you see the lol i put aftersaying that? and i'm grateful for saying that i'm beautfiul in the eyes of the lord

No worries chic. It is all in good fun

DavidDylan:
HR Hotness . . . you're not a member of the ECC, your own is not on scale with all these small girls running around.
Mba . . . your own is tagged - Private membership only . . . i.e. for my eyes only.

lol . . ofcourse it is

gangstaBOY:
So what is your comment on my look sweety?  

U are kinda fly

gangstaBOY:
Well it all depends on you baby. If you think I'm fly than I am if you think I'm a praying mantis, Hmm. . . Ill accept that too

I'm liking how this is going already

HR.hotness:
chika i think YOU need a love slave

Ya think so?

gangstaBOY:
Thanks for the compliment. Some pest on the otha side called me a praying mantis.

well are you? I don't roll with praying mantises and grasshoppers oo

gangstaBOY:
Sorry Poster, your story is too long for me to read.

Hmmm gangstar boy is looking kinda fly

whiteroses:
sharrap i know what you mean lol but will change it now and case closed

Na me you dey curse? Wetin I do you? U sey I no dey like to find trouble

HR.hotness:
but she will and it wont make her feel good because she'll knw that all d adoration wldnt be hers really?

buhha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I hear you

whiteroses:
@sillyboy wow that's just exact
@smurf you fit talk, you look hot in your picture I wouldn't mind if I look that preety newaiz thanks though
@davidylan she's not on nairaland she's deola, changing the picture though

Hey . . don't tok like that . . how many of us here are beautiful kwanu? U are pretty in the eyes of the Lord jare.

DavidDylan:
or kept quiet and allowed us to continue believing she was the main attraction in that picture.
No one would have known the diff.

That is even the best thing sef. I can see why she gets all the attention though.

DavidDylan:
Enchanting cleavage club. want to join? Membership is exclusive and graded.

i sincerely feel your pain.

Smart thing to do is not to include the babe.

sillyboy:
@ topic.

Dreams do really come true. About 3 years before I gained admission into the universty back in Nigeria then, I had this dream that I was at the rear seat in a Peugeot 504 car along a deserted highway and I was shot at. Fast-fowarding to 3 years later on when I just got to the University (UNAD). . . in my very first year, myself and 3 other friends were given a task to bring some stuff to Ado-Ekiti all the way from Benin.

We left in a Peugeot 504 car and it was blue. While coming back from Benin and carrying the "stuff" in the trunk, we were waved to stop at Owo junction, but we heed not. . . .the military guys just corked their rifles and were about to shoot at us, before their commander stopped them.

My mind jumped because it was the same car, the same route and I was sitted at the same spot i was in the dream 3 years earlierthe only difference was that I wasnt short in real life.

Dreams do come true at times.

Hmmmm.

HR.hotness:
calm down. . .

a love slave is meant to clean out the pipes, keep everything in tip top shape. . . the other guy is being groomed for the real thing. . . i dig?  

I dey dig ya well well

Ebony-Silk:
Lol! Yea, turkey no finish o. This people said we should  go out and eat. . . .My turkey is still in the oven. Dnt ask me why

Hmm this one go be late dinner then.

HR.hotness:
thats ok babes  

ehen, back to this dream guy. . .  hav we decided who he is yet and who gets him? if he is yummy i am interested oh, i need a new love slave  

Ah ah. . I though you had one just that he doesn't know. Which kain teacher you be sef?? Na so we go learn the tricks??

smurf:
Ahh no way I'm still young and ma hormones are still kicking in, at this rate I might be hitting "DD" soon,

I wont hold my breathe if i were you

tope2000:
i know he is as bad as him

lmao
mrghost is shoe fetish

Imagine all the foot massages

DavidDylan:
my sister, i don't even need to go there . . . i have a big frame here on my desk . . . its like caffeine first thing in the morning.  
thank you o tope.

Tope no mind the guy wey dey drop hin number. . this one right here even has you as his screen saver. Nothing beats that really.