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Those are the two tracks I really like then. Seeing as you are a Jigga lover . . Just thought to ask
I see you are not happy with the whole album yes?

~Sauron~:
Average!!!

~Sauron~:
Wetin be portfolio?
Do u mean whatchumacallit?

Abeg o. . . . . .Chika is happily married with children.

Yes oh. Sauron is a proud father of 2 kids

Seems we are talking Nandos here abi? Abi na Kebab place?

eldee:
It's her choice hun
Erm . . .  

Oh really? For a hang over? I haven't been hung over in such a long time but good to know

eldee:
I can't woo you online, I'm waiting till I get copyright protection for my lines before using em in public.
Then I'll get royalties each time Sauron uses my lines to sweep Chika off her feet

Fada! Wetin my name dey do dia?

eldee:
Why would I invite a chic to dinner and not pay??
That's like inviting people to your house and asking them to pay for feeding and accomodation.

I'm not paying to show that I value her (she's worth more than £30-35), I'm paying because it's the right thing to do.

Is that with dessert and appetizer?

Hesperus:
I've had 2 bad news about my friends so far this week. First, my ex-classmate lost his dad. Now, another female friend just got diagnosed with cancer today. I just hope they caught it in time, 'cos all she's thinkin about now is Jade Goody (she has the same type of cancer she had - cervical).

Dang! Sorry to hear about this. She's gotta hop on Chemo real quick. It sure does suck!

TOPE2000!:
Uche shut your yeye mouth
so are u also saying u cant wine n dine your woman? mehn there are lots of broke guys on this NL o

Na you dey mind them? Most of them are whipped therefore they are just venting as if they aren't giving.

Most good men out there are very much willing to spend on a girl they care about. Real talk!

TOPE2000!:
Buahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . she go even order for her family we dey home

She go get her togo bag ready abi na doggy bag ready incase of incascities

TOPE2000!:
I think some chicks take this i am miss independent thingy too far . . . . just because i am independent does mean we dont want this . . . .right

LOL. . . Na so!
Take me out. . Wine and Dine me! What is ever so wrong with that? Mehn the good old days when men "chyke" women. . . no be today? Na why if you carry babe comot to chop or shopping na so de babe go order everything because she no kon know when she go get that kain treatment again

TOPE2000!:
Ofcos . . . . . .all my independent women raise your hands up
it really sucks to depend on a guy

The same women wey go raise their hand na the same chic wey go order to high heavens when you take am go out to chop! Make we leave matter jare.
I no mind. Take me out and spend me on. Nothing wrong with that.

Sauron: What do you think about these two tracks "Off that" and "Hate"?

TOPE2000!:
Rofl . . . . some women don suffer
some guys want independent women, some dont . . . .[b]wetin we go come do :[/b]D

Nothing! None of them know what they want.

~Sauron~:
I hope your girlfriend does not infect you with tuberculosis of the penis.
How can u allow your chic to buy panties from a charity shop?
Dang. . . . . . .Are panties that expensive?

Corpses don't wear panties in Naija.
Area boys go don thief am before UN soldiers get to the dead bodies.

See the kain rep you dey give our country. I am sure it isn't that half bad at all but then again do we even know where all dem okirika dey come from sef?

Pinto looks great but I hear she has an attitude problem

In true Sauron fashion. . Only dead corpses in Siberia
What about from dead corpses in Naija?

koolchicco:
^^Primack?You even get luck sef.My Girl bought one her yeye pants for Charity Shop!

DEADEST!

She did waat? Wetin you talk?

Where in the world is any food classified as "Romantic"?

Whatever happened to Big Modo?

Presido: I dey like I no dey. Yeah it has been long

TOPE2000!:
True dat Lmao

Nope but they are very common, abi i lie?

Na true sha.

This game is still going on?
WOW
Lopez tree indeed!

presido1:

Oga kedu?

eldee:
That's the lie mothers tell to their daughters to keep the guys away and erm . . . save money money inthis recession
At the end of th day, no guy wants to go out with a chic tha's he'll have to deny infront of his friends.

Primark chics talk to you in public, when your friends ask, you go 'she's just a sister I know from church'

You no well . Not all Primark stuff look horrible. Maybe saying Primark is exaggerating it but still one can wear anything and still look great in it but if you want a high end chic then be sure to support her taste

TOPE2000!:
when? where? they said it might be over by late this yr abi na 6yrs. i dont knoe sef

He he LMAO!
See how we don dey derail this topic. Soon now they will come and ban us both!
Shop at Primark ke? Na crase? No mind them. I am sure they won't dare

Sometimes the tradition is there for a reason albeit not literally. . . bridal price is essential

TOPE2000!:
Hmmmmmmm . . . . i guess so

Life is just there jare with this credit crunch rubbish

I thought the recession is over?

TOPE2000!:
Tell me abt
every1 was just getting banned, we are under new management

More like oppressing you lot. Nawaya oo!

How life na?

TOPE2000!:
Eeya, we have missed u ooo
holding what down?

Posting regularly et all. . . where is everyone else? NL is now a bore!

TOPE2000!:

Where have u been?

Hey girlie

I left and now I am just visiting, How you dey? I see you've been holding it down

Being high maintenance won't get you anywhere. Buy a few things from Primani. . Know how to put them together and you got yourself a rocking outfit. You gata have the swag though. I am not saying looking good is a bad thing either.