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inspired_m:
Chika 98

My d**k- pink and big
Your Pus*y stinks like shit
My d**k got a Caesar do,
Your Pus*y needs a tweezer, Girl  

lol. tweezer no bad na. You need a rake and even then dark and lovely relaxer cannot even do the job well. Why do you think Tope ran??

inspired_m:


Come and Taste Out Of it and you will know that the Lord is Good

Please I like long/big and hard things. . . keep your willy willy to yourself. Na so so sweat go full Tope for body but she no dey feel anything. And someone is huffing and puffing on top her ooh

Sisi Jinx is rhyming all the hindi movies she knows

busybein:
well my dear,i will gladly and willingly answer ur question

u know hes not like really chasing single girls because he can perform,hes actually trying the omo-alata,orange sellers,groundnut sellers and agegebread wt agoyin beans seller" because they r d only once that will manage and scream during action,even when  hes thing is going nowhere and doing nothing

That is why his girlfriend of 3yrs is still a virgin even after shagging him for 3yrs straight.

inspired_m:
Duh !!!!!

See this Aba Village Bred Akuna Kuna pheeling like some Creme de la Creme Chiq Sorry

You don't know what Akuna Means

The duh is on you! I don't know what akuna means. You are trying too hard anyways

Carry your winking eyes dey go. I no wan do

Busy_body:
Don't be a slowcoach, she is DESPERATELY gagging for it, and guess what he calls her, "My favourite jump-off"

I'm not surprised. The guy uses that word jump off a lot

inspired_m:
Akuna

What does that mean?

I don't want NL to crash tonight.

Privates sounds so unsexy!

doyin13:
come chika 98

u be fine chica  

I'm too wor wor for you. so never mind

busybein:
uncle sir answer my qstion first what is pubic hair?how do u shave urs,that is if uve shaved it,u know ur willy willy is tiny,i wonder how busybody could search it out from that evil forest u have down there

common busybody [b]get a scissors and rake,[/b]and help shave ur man bald

Low blow! Busy body now get to raking

I'm beginning to think Toyin is in love with H202.

JerryAdams:
My guess is that people advertising their cars for sale as having a 'Sat Nav' are merely doing so just to boost the accessories the product (car(s)) have as part of it's features. Hence 'Sat Nav' is not yet functional in Nigeria + most the cars in question are imported from developed countries where it's part of everyday living!

That is what I thought as well seeing as Nigeria doesn't even have street signs and all

H2O2:
Chika, u been watching too much Indecency  


hope say ma wife sef no go mind.

I don't know what you are talking about.

~Sauron~:
I remember you now. . . . . . .Where is Jada Kiss??

He's with Carmen Hayes somewhere around here. Let me go and find them

inspired_m:
chika98

What the hell r u doin in the Auto Section ?

All of a Sudden you want to know what Sat NAv is all about ? You can't figure your way down Below ? Youre a Shame to womanhood

It isn't my fault that your kini no gree stand up.

inspired_m:

When I'm not selling cars, I'm the arms of my matrons as a Gigolo, I get begged for Sex, just come out straight if you want to taste what All women are dying for, I will gladly give it to you.

Biko go and answer my question on the Auto thread pls

WesleyanA:
I think I know you from somewhere. No one has called me that in a loooong time!!!
so, do I know you?

Really I'm Jada Fire. Remember me now?

busybein:
infact d museum here needs his manhood for tourist attraction,d first black man wt manhood as little as 0.99 inch

come sef wetin this guiness book of record dey do sef uncle inspired's name should be there,haba this partiality is too much

manliness Monologues

lol. now westley pipes don dey fancy Doyin

Uppercut!

Does it work in Nigeria? Because I see people listing a car here as having one and I was wondering what that has to do with naija? Abi it works in Nigeria??
Thanks

busybein:
common be a good sister and help him out, d guy needs help,its all about putiing blom blom on his thingy and then blowing it like when one is trying to blow out condom  

gbam d thing go stand immediately

Thanks for the offer but no thanks. The ones i will see and run plenty talkless of trying to make  
Please i will pass on that offer

Busy_body:
Erm, Erm, its like this i can explain you know my Agaba and Tumfulu are out of town as we speak so i really don't have a lot of choice, and i cannot bite the inspired_man's hand that is feeding me, it is so cold you wouldn't believe it and my superking size bed is just too big or me to sleep in alone, you see but wait till one of my man comes back  

get away! U dey slack baaaaad!

busybein:
don't say i told u oo,but intel has it that inspired has a very small thing down there,u know like d 0.99 inch,and very slippery too couldnt use it well,he needs to enlarge it

common chika,be a good friend,a friend in need is a friend indeed,help poor inspired out and pay for his manliness enlargement

Let him go and get a pump. Wetin consign me? Mandingo can give him some of his as well

~Sauron~:
He looks 45 in his pic.

No worries. He just might be that old.

no need to ask just look at his photo and everything will be revealed

busybein:
and what has his age got to do wt the thread? haba u dey ask person age for internet

oga ooo

Na so toasting dey start

busybein:
abeg spill jare,don't forget to also tell us how slippery ur thingy was during action,and how little d tiny battery is down there

common sir,keep spilling, we r all eyes ears

lol. slippery and tiny don't go well together

busybein:
abeg leave d poor driver alone,its not his fault that his talent is in "madam where do u want me to drive u to today"

afterall drivers r human beings too

lol. abeg i don tire to dey laff like this

Busy_body:
Now now now, behave yaself, thats my mentor you are stepping to, i guess its the fumes from all those exhaust pipes that is either just hitting the spot or just exiting your system hence the reason you are high

Busybein, if not for the fact that i want to be gentle and slow to wrath and mild-mannered like you, i would have volunteered to show him pepper

Common show him pepper. Since when did you become quiet??

busybein:
ehen naaaa,u no look well,him just wash d car finish for morning,come borrow d gateman phone take snap d pics,look well na phone camera snap that thing,no be correct camera

No be lie ooh. The guy is over doing it sha. Go back to call selling

busybein:
see as d omo nna dey post him madam car pics for forum

take it easy,ur time will come,rome was not built in a day

This girl won't kill me!