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General2COAS:
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Proudly repping FGC Okigwe!

taylor88:
y is she closing her boobz if she really wanna mk it sexy


anyway half bread Is beta dan chin-chin


only if she knows what am abt doing wt her pix


Stanley abeg bring me my baby pears vaseline parcel don land

Lwkmd!

Judging by your slangs, you attended a federal unity school. FGC Okigwe representing!

Lessons learnt.

These people are just naturally violent, that was how they nearly lynched me and my nigga here cos they saw us drinking McDowells some months ago in Tudun Wada.

Epic response. Lwkmd!

Holy Lord! This is a joke right?

What is this biko?

It's 2016 and people still fall for this kinda sh*t?

I don't know about your location, but considering the cost of materials currently, I think it's fair enough. We handled a similar project early last month and the cost of roofing was about 600k in owerri though.

You need to focus too.

Donbrig:
I've been wondering how a language like pidgin English that is widely spoken all over Nigeria is yet to be officially taught as a subject in our learning institutions. I think it is high time we take pidgin English to a very high level and polish it a bit. Even our politicians use it often during campaigns and some other African countries also speak pidgin English. Sometimes, I wonder how the western world would have packaged and polish pidgin English if it were to be their language.

I wonder too.

weblord1900:
what do you want them to teach you again in pidgin English ..nawao

Them suppose make am compulsory for all the northern states sef.

Cieno:
There was a time when 1,000 could only get you 200mb at best on any decent network. Honestly, these times were simple, all you needed was money. After years of throwing away money to the likes of MTN who had pretty sweet internet connection but over the top prices and Airtel who was considerably cheap but very unstable network connection, Nigerians got fed up, at least I know I did.

To our rescue came Mobile wifi routers; first swift then spectranet then smile. Anyone who uses internet for anything serious wouldn’t mind paying through their teeth for internet connection that good; it was 4G LTE after all.

It seemed all was good again, internet users happy. But then something happened. It all started this year and it all started with a network you wouldn’t even think could make it happen.

MTN decided and said ‘you know what, screw this, let’s have a party’, and just like that, MTN subscribers like me could get 1.5GB for 1000 naira, 3.5GB for 2,000 and 10GB for 5,000.

Scary right, the one network who hadn’t changed their plans in years decided to slash prices. I’m sure you can guess what came after, the only network people actually use because of internet decided to join the madness, Airtel raised the bar with this one allowing customers get 4GB for 2,000 and 9GB for 3,500. I actually thought, maybe…just maybe i should have stuck around with Airtel a little longer.

It actually does get better than that. Etisalat came with a crazy offer, and believe me, unlike most other networks, Etisalat’s promotions come with no strings attached and their network can only be matched by MTN’s. 1.5GB for 1,000, 3.5GB for 2,000, and 6.5GB for 3,500. At this point, intensity had intensified and nobody knew what to do… Well that was until Glo decided to end the campaign once and for all, 10GB for 2,500… Doesn’t make any sense to you yeah? Well, me too.

6GB for 2,000

2GB for 1,000

And the mother of all data giveaways, 10GB for 2,500.

You might think that’s all but there’s talks of Airtel selling 11GB for just 2,000.

Picking a mobile data plan just became pretty stressful but it’s the kind of stressful I like


SOURCE:http://www.naijasauce.com.ng/its-data-wars-in-nigeria-and-airtel-is-winning/

Glo network is actually the worst though, you'll have to cough blood before you can use 1mb out of the allocated 10gb.

ceo247frolic:
The Shoprite located in Ilorin, Kwara State, had to completely shut its doors after a crowd of people stormed their store for the public holiday today. According to eyewitnesses, when the crowd became too much, they quickly shut their doors to prevent others from coming. However, residents of the state still eager to get in, stayed put at the door awaiting their turn. Lol. See more photos after the cut.


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/07/photos-shoprite-ilorin-shuts-its-doors.html

And they say there's no money in the country? Odi Mma!

DDeliverer:
I no know where to start from...Everything about this country and her people don tire me..

Caveat: I be the igwe of this thread..if you no know wetin to talk, carry your wahala dey go, make I no change am for you..

For the past two days I never use eye see light...This country suppose be giant of Africa, yet her people dey like slaves...No light to iron clothes, no light to charge phone, no light to do anything for this country... At least if light dey, I go watch TV, I go the chat with phone, connect with people so as to forget my plenty sorrows....but no, them no go gree do anything..I still never know why!!!

Bros na the same shoes we gather dey o.

cuvox:
The ybnl artiste joins empire season four cast
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He only joins them in photoshop



source http://liveofofo.com/celebrity/breaking-nigerias-adekunle-gold-joins-empire-season-iv-cast.html/

Badass!

Seuncoded:
In Nigeria, every year fresh graduates travel across the nation to different states in a scheme called National Youth Service Corps popularly called NYSC.

The NYSC scheme was an initiative of the Yakubu Gowon military regime in 1973 to reconstruct, reconcile and rebuild the country after the Nigerian Civil war.

While many Nigerians have called on successive governments to scrap the scheme as they say it has outlived its usefulness, many others have asked that the scheme should be retained.

Youth corp members working on road signs in Abuja recently
After three weeks in the camps where they are taken through rigorous physical routine, the corp members are then posted to a place of primary assignment.

Apart from the uniform salary paid to youth corp members nationwide, state governments where the NYSC members are posted also give them some allowances.

In some states, the prices of the NYSC members differ based on their course of study, with medical corp members usually favoured.

We lists the allowances of NYSC members in 26 states across the federation.

1. Abia – N5,000

2. Akwa Ibom state – N10,000

3. Bauchi – N1,250

4. Bayelsa – N3,000

5. Borno – N1,000

6. Cross River – N3,090

7. Delta – N5,000

8. Ebonyi – N15,000

9. Ekiti – N5,000

10. Enugu – N10,000

11. Imo – N2,000

12. Jigawa – N5,000

13. Kaduna – N3,000

14. Kano – N4,000

15. Kwara – 25,000 (medical youth corp members)

16. Lagos – N10,000, N20,000 (medical youth corp members)

17. Nassarawa – N3,000

18. Niger- N6,000

19. Ogun – N5,000

20. Ondo – N75,000 (medical youth corp members)

21. Osun – N5,000

22. Oyo – N4,000

23. Sokoto – N4,000, N9,000 (medical youth corp members)

24. Taraba – N10,000

25. Yobe – N2,500

26. Zamfara -N3,000

NB: Please note that some of these figures are temporary and are usually changed by the governments


http://ngschoolportal..com/2016/06/nysc-monthly-allowances-in-26-states.html

I'm serving in Kano state right now and i can assure you they're not paying us shi-shi.

Blackchampion:
7. When you bring out your phone around Umuchima after 7pm.
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See ehn, just run.

Especially, that lafarge area