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ghananotnaija: Is it just me or Yar'Adua doesn't look Nigerian but more like Indian?

There's nothing wrong with being left-handed. I think it's kinda cool. It's different from the crowd and I wish I were left handed. I'm a bit ambidextrous. I write and eat with my right, but do most domestic chores with my left.
If you feel your left hand is evil then cut it off

GEJ all the way!!!

Booked!

Nooo. Not Hernandez!

In biblical times, (mostly in the old testament) this was a common practice, especially when it came to making key decisions.
I know that Jesus sent us the HolySpirit as a comforter and witness to replace such practices, but there have been times when I needed to make certain important decisions and had to resort to casting lots (usually tossing a coin). This is mostly due to the fact that I felt the HolySpirit was silent on the matter, or I wasn't sensitive enough to hear Him.
Many Christians see this as a form of divination. What do you think? Is casting of lots still a biblical today or is it an outright sin?

NaLaugh: na so, but where the exact time com dey na?

e be like say na the same journalist wey report Nigeria and India 99-1 match (balls turning to lions etc) na im run this report too

ademega: Some depirate ones go as far as publicizing it in a daily news paper . I went to one like that ,come see graduates in wedding suits . At the end ,they asked us to hawk one energy drink for road ,that the more ur sales the faster ur promotion to a position of sales rep in any state in Nigeria

Lwkm

I got this:

Hi, come with your CV/Passport to 77 Opebi Rd 1st floor, salvation B/Stop Opebi Lagos state. Be prepared to undergo 2weeks training before proper job begins. Job placement opportunity after 2weeks intensive training .Call Odunayo on 08137766*** 1st come,1st serve.

I'm guessing it's some customer service job.
I have two years experience in customer service and when I called to inquire, the lady wasn't courteous at all, insisting I must come to their office to get any info. Got me wondering, if their customer service sucks, how on earth can they train me "intensively" biko nu

Fear kills faster than many threats to life. Fear has driven them to death before any possibility of contracting the Ebola virus.
People should at least apply wisdom (or common sense) in doing certain things.
Pathetic!

olabukola: Don't ibos import ford parts?

It's Igbo not ibo.

cbrass: Chaii *looking for where to buy zobo nw*

#wanna get highhh

viczing: Janjanweed men please learn from ya mentors PDP.

No Genevieve?

Kelvindwaplord: Nine phone?

#Zmapp #Ebola

Two (2) Americans contracted the deadly Ebola virus (which has killed hundreds of Africans) and the Americans very quickly used the “experimental drug” to treat them- with positive results.
Nine hundred and thirty-two (932) Africans have died from the deadly virus. But when African leaders asked for the “experimental drug” which has proved effective in the treatment of the two Americans, Obama got very “sensitive”, saying the drug was still in its “experimental stage”.

Moral: 1 American life ≥ 500 African lives

ZMapp has proved effective in treating the two Americans, yet Obama refuses to release it for use in Africa, as hundreds die. One would expect more from a black president. What do you think?

valmunich: I'm sure this family does not reside in Nigeria

Trust me, the use of force will make it worse.

emiye: Crush the terror war first !, that should be the pre requisite for the reconstruction plan.

What is the point of building in months and years, what will be blown away in seconds and minutes ?

I was starting to wonder if were all as dumb as those govt officials. We have fools as leaders, making plans to build instead of tackling the real problem first.
Pathetic!!!

Hakym10: CONTRACTING ke??
Abi CONTACTING

Its CONTRACTING.

My dimples only appear when I'm crying.

You expect me to believe this is Onitsha?

This is a joke, right?

I so love No. 6

yousee: My punishment those days was "read this book and tell me the story when i return from work"
That was so bad at first, cos i wanted to run the streets and play ball with my neighbours.
Well, long story short, i fell in love with the African Writers Series at a very young age and it really helped shape me.

I concur. Dr. Ben Carson's mom applied the same logic to her kids and look where it got them, one, the number one neurosurgeon in the world and the other a rocket scientist! It works better than physical pain. My dad applied both koboko and books . Everything should be in moderation though.

No go kill person o!

Aliozorblog: My babe will recieve the beating of her life tonite

*in terminator voice*
I'll be back!

Very well said. I blew it with my first love/crush who went on to Nollywood. I still beat myself each time I see her on the screen.
Although I never got back to unfriend-zoning myself, I have never let myself get anywhere near that dreaded zone with subsequent girls. Lesson well learnt.

We need some German machines in that forest.