MRBrownJ:
he even tells people its a man, kai!

I swear, that's the worst part.

klassiquette:
LOLZ .... She boiled water na

More like boiled kettle

fbtowner:
Abeg make dem give the babe beans (ewa aganyi) with fried fish. She will testify

Confirm!

Ewizard:
And why shud I ask a baga or a hoe y my contact aint saved?

Na me buy fone giv em?

If dem save my contact dem don save my life??

Who givs a flyin cock either??

Dunno y people find it dificult 2 understand diz simple life.

Free me!

Bros, na fight?

mostyg:
Why not? Because her family house is unkept does not mean she's dirty. I actually do not see that as a reason not to be married to someone. Everybody has his own dirty secret/weakness.

Baba, you are wrong! I hope we're looking at the same pic.
If she can live like that in her family house, then that is exactly what her husband's house will turn into when she's married. You can take a pig out of dirt, but you can't take the dirt mentality out of the pig.

dolarland:

goldiam:
op your TV is tokumbo

I swear.

My man!!!

EroticAngelina:
when u guys finally have sense and patience.

we are trying to look good for u!! can't y'all be fvcking patient!?! we ladies, its wat we're known for.

if we don't look good, you guys complain! if we look good, u guys still complain! abeg free us

Why are you so serious?

Degree in Cluelessness!

Nice piece OP. I wonder how you know so much. It takes one to know one, right?

I have updated my Nexus 5 to Marshmallow (Android 6.0) since its release.

I know other devices have to wait for updates but NOT Google Nexus devices. OP pls check your sources.

themilanway:
Coming from a man who slept with his mother,disowned his adult daughters,a cocaine addict,a man who screws and love to screw anything in skirt,a two timing and shameless pig,a man who ran fast to his old vomit before it dried up.......

Who takes Fani Kayode serious?

That's besides the point. The point is that the bombings are becoming more rampant instead of reducing.

Please lets be objective in our view.

sonOfLucifer:

Its what he goes into...

Exactly!!

Flashh:
Who remember the film, "80 days around the world"?

Jacky Chan dey learn compared to presidio.

JayKayMaybachz:
Baba we talking bout popularity not quality

That's my point, shouldn't higher quality mean higher popularity?

The rate at which GMB is traveling, I suspect he's trying to break OBJ's record.

So sad!
This is front-page worthy.

BH weakened!?! In which country biko!?! Idiat!

Happy birthday sir. Your best is yet to be seen. They thought you lost out, but God was merely promoting you to global relevance.

Haters can hug anything that has "220volts" on it!

IPhone is awesome but too "rigid".

Blackberry? I don't wanna go there...!

Nokia Windows!?! Like seriously?

Samsung is cool, but OS update and support is poor as with all other Android devices.

I'm sticking with Google's Nexus for life!

ojeota:
I totally agree with him.
...
But will buhari body odour allow him to understand this #commonsense.

Body odour!?!

Goal!!!!!!!

ChappyChase:
Those of us Screaming Naija carry over aged players, I hope una dey look this malian Players face?

No country for old men.

Neemcie:
everyone now sees a woman's picture with bleaching first on their minds!


The thing wrong with that picture is bad lighting of the hallway she's standing in.


or the filter effect.

Exactly!!! Even her blue dress is darker towards her legs.
Op obviously knows nothing about photography.

Deapexboy:





em dey yarn wetin enter em mind

No be small.

SirDorianGray:


You gucked yourself bro. NYSC camp is a slaughter house na.

I swear down. I know better now

CountDracula:
The fisherman

Abi o.

Been there! Dated my ex (then a virgin) for 3 years and we never had sex cos I really wanted to marry her. Only for her to go for her NYSC and loose her virginity to someone she met there. That led to our eventual breakup.

This is a welcome development.

quiinnBee:
abeg make he con give me since he doesnt need it

Abi o

klickash077:
Ali baba and the 40 thieves comes to mind

More like 50 thieves!