MisterGrace:


You mean beak?

MzDeeb:


Yes o.. We Ex-Mays won't take that. Lolz.

God bless the Enigmatic Solarin
Long live Mayflower school!

lizzydel:


Your nos is not registered on whatsapp. You probably registered with a different number

carluva:
If u've dropped ur digits and I haven't added u on the whatsapp group do well to draw my attention by mentioning me pls.

lizzydel:
Fellow otondos, just in case u wanna join the whatsapp group. Drop ur nos on the page and I'll add you up

olusegunadex:
Prospective Bayelsa corps members... *hehe* You people re veeeery much welcome.
Name is Segun, batch A corps member, serving in yenagoa @ d nysc secretariat...
I'm sure you've love Bayelsa as you probably might have learnt that 90% of Bayelsa is on water.
Drainage system is nth to write home about n the cost of living is kinda on d high side.
Cheapest moderate self-con in yenagoa is 120k.
If you get places like Brass or Southern Ijaw, where u might spend nth less than 2 hours on water with speed boat, there re nice corps lodges there buh network scarce small o...

Lemme gist u small about Kaiama camp... it's a temporary orientation camp, camp might be flooded already due to too much rain, cos my bro, my sis, Bayelsa is below d water table water does not really sink.
Please get ur rubber boots 4 reals.. u buy fancy boots, you're on a long tin.
Buy extra whites n socks cos what NYSC will give u, you'll be so shocked that at d end of week 1, u'll be using it as rag...
During our set, we had funny soldiers... come early if u want nice rooms.

State coordinator is a very nice man, I'm very sure you'll enjoy him... hope to see u guys @ d camp, PCMS.. otondos *hehe*

You guys shld create a whatsapp group 4 easy accessibility, u might wish to add me on d group - 07069446328...

Vinshu:
It's a sin! God does not recognise your tradition

LEXYCOM:
Dat my ex-girlfriend I swell

DAVIYJONESS:
you wear slutty dresses to catch my attention isn't that what a sex object would do?

You wear fake items to appear beautiful to deceive me isn't that what sex object would do?

Is it not your body you use to get what you want? Isn't that what sex object would do?

DAVIYJONESS:
Sorry no list this time

MAN ;
Before you can call yourself a man you must be or have:
¤ be POTENT
¤ have HOUSE (rent/own)
¤ have bank balance of not less than 100k
¤ support family and help friends
¤ own private ride
¤ be educated or rich


WOMAN ;
you don't need much just have BREAST,ASS and PUSSY. You are a woman.

All are mandatory

SuccessfulO:
Hello everyone, without wasting much of your time, I'll just go straight to the point.
There is this close friend of mine with this severe mouth and body odor (so bad that I sometimes have to hold my breath anytime he's around and we're talking). I've sincerely endured us having close talks for like 3 months since we became friends. Most times, when he ask to see me maybe for a hangout or something, I refuse, giving him one excuse or the other. Now he's beginning to feel bad and see it as me not wanting to come around him. His girlfriend is also a close friend and confided in me about wanting to quite the relationship because she can't stand the whole smell from his body and mouth each time they're behind close doors. My question now is, Is there any polite way of telling him his breath and body stinks without hurting his feelings?? If possible, I need advice on how to go about this whole thing and come out as not be rude and insulting. Thanks.

STFUareyouGod:
that is why you can't get gf *no offens*

Beesluv:
Does chicken have manual on how to eat it? If he likes, he should eat with cutlass

Anyss:



Haba bros. Transgender(not even in d dictionary) is called hermaphrodite(an organism dat possesses both male and female sex organ). Daughter(a person's female child or a woman belonging to a particular place or country)

Xeeman:
hmmmmmmm
never meant to discriminate anything.
just because we're going to be posted Tertiary institutions.

biGPoppaSays:
I'm 21, She's 19 and I met her weeks ago. She agreed to be my girlfriend after she found out I'm single and she's Also single,, ..well, we had our first sex on last week Monday 5rh of October without condom but I didn't ejaculate before she asked me to stop and I did...the day before yesterday which was Sunday, we did our thing again but this time I quickly ejaculated in her vagina and without condom...I was scared what is going to happen later and I asked her does she know what to use to prevent it and she said no..
she told me not to worry about it but I'm still scared cos I'm not ready to be a father at this time..

GOD I was mad the whole night then the next morning, I woke up to see some of my friends to tell the story then he advice me to go to a chemist. Getting to the chemist, after narrating the story, she then told me there's a drug for prevention after collection and it's "Postinor 1 or 2"
.

Well to cut long story short,,,I bought it and called her up to come take the drugs and when she came,, she refused to take the drugs ...then I went to the toilet to take a piss and when I came back into the room, I couldn't find the drugs..then I asked her where it is and she told me she's taken it but I think she's lying cos she already refused to take the drug..

Now I am consulting y'all please help me can I still buy the postinor today again so I make sure she takes it in my presence and there will be no side effect? cos the chemist said it's under 72hrs of unprotected sex that the drugs can still work.. today makes it 48hr

Googleus:
ewe minti

Bimbomartins:
nah wait tillnext week. Senate rolls out new list weekly. So monday would make a good anticipated date.