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Daresh:
So if you had no means to provide for your family, and got a chance to wash plates in a restaurant so your family can eat. Will you do it? Or is it beneath you. While your family starves

It won't get that bad. Gerrit?

Daresh:
I have to say thank God for my husband o! For all the foolish things he has done in our married lives he has never pushed the financial burden to me. I know he will even wash plates and clean toilets sef to make sure we are catered for.

And what kind of husband does that? Washing plate. Shh!

Jonathan. Government been lying since 2006.
1 barrel of Crude = 119.223 litres.
Official exchange rate N168
Oil price $48 per barrel.
48*168=N8064/119.223=N67.68 per litre in international market.
Nigeria sell above the international market and still subsidies. National scam.
God will help us.

Pls!!!!!!! Anyone with ACCA SFM pack emilewolf publisher should pls help a brother. m.chinedu2003@yahoo.com.
Thanks!!!!!

rubey:
Lol,I am sorry I don't really want to. My girlfriend who introduced me to nairaland actually told me some stuffs I will be facing in here which is also receiving lot of messages. So I don't bother replying any

I have received over 200 messages in my mail box

Guys re hunters, meats are for kill, don't take it personal!

ayodot123:
Thank GoD for the release of the results. I have written ATAX 3times yet I still failed. I passed the New case study, guys advise. If you have any material on advance taxation mail to oladotun2003@yahoo.com

Congrats, at least u hav one less thing to worry about. Better luck next time.

krisoboi:
We appreciate God for the results, its not easy but We give God all the glory.
I did sit for four papers n i passed two. For those that did passed all congratulations and for those who did not pass all jst like, i charge u not to give up
Continue in the struggle cos We must get there some day. The time to start ur preparations is now.
For me as soon as i got the text massage, i jst dust the study pack for the papers
I failed.
Pls lets keep the faith. Dare not to quiet cos winners are not Quieters.
ONE LOVE

Which one did u pass. Congrats though

Go to her father and pay her bride price.

Nice one congratulation.

dorlapoh20:
the topic is about guys for now. when its about ladies trust me i will also be the first person to bring out their flaws too.

i guess ya new here

Who lie pass babes. Una wey d wear ring before marriage and remove the ring after marriage. Lie lie people.

#1 Be her special friend
your first move should be to warm yourself into a special place in her heart. Be a special friend to her, help her out when she needs a hand, spend time with her when you can, and have conversations with her, both intellectual and fun.
Your only concern should be to avoid becoming a best friend instead of a lover.

#2 Talk late into the night
If you’re wondering how to tell a girl you like her, talking late into the night with her can work wonders for your budding relationship. Find reasons and excuses to talk to her when she’s already in bed. The relaxed pace of a long conversation late into the night almost always leads to something more personal and intimate even if both of you are just talking funny at the start of the conversation.

#3 Take her out on dates
Once in a while respectfully ask her out for a date and have a nice time with yourself. In between your conversation playfully accuse her of not liking you and watch her reaction. You will force words out of her mouth.

#4 Flirt with her subtly
You’re speaking to her late into the night, you’re an important part of her life and you’re going out on dates with her. If you’ve got these first few steps right, you’re already there in the right zone. Make it obvious that you are attracted to her else friendzoning of life for you.

#5 Watch for reciprocation
You’re practically dating already! But are you the only one making all the calls and planning all the dates or is she asking you out too? Sometimes, the girl you like may just be coy and shy. Or at other times, she may just be too accommodating to turn you down. Find out if she’s interested in you too.
If at this stage she is not slow down brother and give her a little break.

#6 Make her like you
She will be worried somehow that you have not being calling. Now you have her thinking of you But now that she is thinking of you, avoid being a pushover or being too easily available for her. She likes spending time with you already, so you need to make her miss you when you aren’t around so she’s eager to spend time with you

MzNelly:
Don't ask a girl her age too

That's a killjoy question.

1 Marriage.
No, no, no and another big NO! Nothing scares off a partner more than suddenly making plans for where, when and how you’ll get married. It’s like you’re already building a wall around your partner to make sure he or she sticks around for better or for worse, in sickness or in health.

#2 Moving in.
What? When did u meet this person. Ok, what he/she is slob. Be careful.


#3 Kids.
Unlike marriage and moving in, kids are for life. You’re talking about a real live human being who’s going to be a permanent fixture in your life. You need to feed, clothe, bathe and educate them.
Talking about kids in general is actually fine. It shows your partner what your views are on having children. But talking about kids you’ll be having with your partner may be a little too much for a new relationship

#4 The people you’ve dated.
Often times, there come questions like, “You’re such a catch! Why have you been single for so long?”
To keep yourself from going into too much detail about all the relationships you’ve been in, try to summarize your dating history as best as you can. Try something like “The last guy I dated wasn’t really on the same page as me. So we ended it on good terms. That’s it.

#5 That one ex.
There will always be that one ex who had the biggest impact on you. He or she may have changed your views on dating, on yourself, your career, or just about anything.

You may be over this ex, and he or she may no longer be a looming shadow over your future relationships, but if you talk about this ex’s influence more than you should, your new beau may think you’re not over him or her yet.

#6 Family problems.
If you come from a troubled family or are currently experiencing some problems with your family, a new partner may not be the best person to talk to about it. Sure, they can provide support and guidance, but there are some things that shouldn’t be shared with people outside of the family.

#7 Money matters.
Bring up money talk too early in the relationship and your partner may start to think you might be in it for the money or you want to start controlling each other’s finances.
Its ok If you’ve only been dating for a while.

#8 Your opinion on things that matter to him or her. It’s good to have an opinion and to voice it out in the least offensive way possible. But if you have some criticism for something your partner cares deeply about, it may not be the time to voice it out just yet.

Missmossy:
Number six though

Yeah, that feeling.

Evina:
Op, is it 8 signs or 8 characteristics of a long lasting relationship?

Great write up though.

Right. Noted!

raziboi:
maybe ur De landlord...………incase dias an empty room...lemme knw...I really wanna relocate....

Free the broda.

At one time or another, we all believe we've met The One. The person we are meant to be with for the rest of our lives. But how do we know we have the real thing and not a dud who managed to slip through our lobster radar?

1. Trust your partner
I know, it's easier said than done but there's something you just have to assume that we are all humans and therefore have flaws. Trust is a gift if you have given it don't expect a payback.

2. Compromise is key
You don't have to draw a line down the middle and split everything 50/50 but you both know your strengths and your weaknesses and if you're lucky, you balance each other out. Take chores together.

3. Highs and lows
Obviously you enjoy all the good times but like with everything else, you have to deal with the bad too. When the going gets tough, you both stay put.

4. Mad men (and women)
You both know exactly how to get under each other's skin. He knows what irks you, you know what buttons to push but, it's better than keeping it all bottle up then having it explode in rage-y Hulk form.

5. Surprise, surprise
Predictability can be the downfall of many relationships so changing things up every now and again, and keeping your partner on their toes will keep the fires burning.

6. Never boring
If you are in a relationship the ladies want you to for instance call them every time, if she is sure you will call she won't stare at that phone, give her a break sometimes then reappear awhile after she had missed you and see the difference.

7. Effective communication
Let your partner know almost every thing, its called communication. A lack of it could make or break a relationship.

8. Happily ever after
Above all else, you simply can't imagine a future without your partner. You make plans and set goals with him/her in mind.

alberto2k:
I no come diz life to come please anybody

Got dat cops?

Is good to be good bro.

1. Be Light.
It is effortless to be around someone with a lightness of demeanor and an easygoing manner. A person with a light heart reflects happiness and brightness to others, and it is uplifting to be near them. Be someone who offers light, positive energy to the world, and the world will be drawn to you.

2. Love Yourself
Focus on your positive qualities and successes. Don’t allow your mind to lock on to negative thinking. If you don’t love yourself, your lack of self-esteem will be apparent to others. It is very hard to love someone who doesn’t love themselves. It is very hard to receive love openly and completely if you don’t believe you are worthy of it.

3. Set Boundaries
I know this sounds pretty negative if you are trying to attract love, but it goes hand in hand with liking yourself. Setting boundaries is about having respect for yourself and gently letting people know who you are and how you want to live.

4. Show Kindness to Everyone
Just be kind to people. Buddhists have a meditation called “loving kindness” to develop selfless and altruistic love. Show loving kindness to all people, regardless of their station in life or behavior toward you.

5. Smile always
Don’t take yourself too seriously. Have enough self-confidence to smile at your own foibles, smile is infectious it let every defences down, and allow yourself to become more approachable and likeable.

6. Show Affection
The power of loving touch is astounding. When you offer someone a hand, a hug, a friendly squeeze, you are jumping into their space and pulling them into yours. You are inviting a connection. There are some who aren’t so comfortable with lots of affection, but even so, a small amount of touch communicates volumes about who you are and your willingness to reach out.

You are crazzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy.

Kai, both are terrible case o. Is very frustrating if a woman can't cook, and worst if she alwaz claim she want to cook for you. How do tell her u won't eat or that her food is bad. God wll help us though.

firstEVA:
I have come to realise that you can't have a male close friend as a lady without him asking for your honeypot one day, it's just a question of time.

That's y d re good friends. To share so if he ask y not share.

Love comes natural to the heart if you don't feel it don't force it. its normal to miss someone who call you every time and suddenly stop, especially if its ur fault bt give it time u will forget it.

There is alwaz some thing to say na, na air time no go do. If not y people do mid9t call.

Heromaniaa:
How do I make a million dollars before d year runs out?

God will help us brother, though urs is just a million.

D last time I cried was when I lost my dad, I was forming hard man though until when they hav finish their plan to lay d man to d dust, it so done on me that he was gone. That day I cried both inside and outside. Funny thing was that I felt better after d cry though. Sshh.

Prexxy1:

And ur jt wl not stand

Are u kidding me? In front of my sister and JT stand?. Haba!
That means I am having malaria na.

Boring topic everywhere
Boring section
Boring people. Ssh!

Stop doing love then

GboyegaD:
I will suggest you read the entire chapter for better understanding than self picking certain verses.

What if a verse is standing alone, I should still read d whole chapter for better understanding abi? Y not instead read d whole bible for better understanding nd just a chapter.

Question for the demons