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de major difference is one is a hoe while de oda is a slut

De way APC talk eh
dey talk as if evertin wil be do witin 24 years de get power, let dem continue deserving derselves buhari is nt destined to rule nigeria period
is nt only in mtn balance even wen u visit fscores.com to check scores update, u will see dem
dey re just desperate

we do it so as to be sure we re married to a woman
nobody takes dat risk again dear
cus i dnt want to stay uptil 10 years looking 4 fruit of de womb.

Interesting

dorlapoh20:

no wori I dey wait de day u go open thread for here
I go finish amu

Tinubu:
Trust not in man... Put all thy trust in Yahweh ... He disappointeth not

shey na yahweh go send babe give me

Tinubu:
Ahhhh

Gained admission at 16 in 2008
Graduated last year

So do the math, Uncle Chime ..... Better go marry and stop dragging Nairaland with shidren like me

I dey find wife u go help me?

Tinubu:
Pishure of your birth certificate or.....


You tink say I be like you wey don clock 27 before e get Admission

I was 21 wen I gained admission into de univ
4 years leta I came out
So using the almighty formula with the new year in sight
With dis egbon u can easily calculate ma total age

Thank u

dorlapoh20:
yeap. let's rock this section together gf

trust me i wont condole derailing in dis sextion

Tinubu:
Tani egbon re?

Don't curse me with old age wey never catch me o... Am not even 23 yet

egbon ni yi jawe

mrkay101:
u should be worried kind off.. he had an S5 and he asked u for ur 2go username.. op maybe he saw u as the kind of girl that wouldn't be on bbm or whatsapp. as in ur weren't flashy enough.

those kind of girls that still use Nokia X2..

u red ma mind

it takes sometin extra ordinary 4 de man of god to view gals DP
cus is nt in ma 7 point agenda

Why can't pipu say tins dat re poSsible

iceberylin:
Incase sha

incase of incasity

AfricanApple:
yes I did. he was in my room few minute ago, any problem

iceberylin:
GEJ till buhari
Brings his certificate

KingTom:
Yes o marry Mprex sister na

no

game abt ending

coded01:
I am happy for Torres...


When was d last time he scored 2 goals?

me too

torres

chamboy:
Abeg dstv dey show am

I dnt knw why dey re not showing it

fredoooooo:
You wan die of electric shock abi ?

no nah she no fit
me carry shock absorber

mukina2:
i am waiting for you

it should be fun though.

i dey fool ground nah mak dem no just kidnap freedobance oh

mukina2:
why are they booing bale nah?

becos he is stingy and doesnt release de ball

mukina2:
chimpanzee . .Nations cup . . where is havilah?

mumuna i swear kudos to u
u re doing a great job via de nations cup update
#NoDullMoment

Concerning havilah i cant figure out why he is offline since oh

mukina2:
goaaaaaaaal


TORRESSSSSS

*hugs mumuna2 hard*

KingTom:
When u go marry?

guy ma tru shaa i dn de old
but we n mprex re working on it, and hopefuly we will arrive at sometin positive

Der is nting to pretend abt we guys do it
ma friend go be like: he wil place a call
hello chimee or somtimes he wont call ma name
Idiot where u keep ur key?
Then me: fool wetin happen
him: na one side chick way de disturb me
me: ok me no dey, key de under footmat no scatter ma huz oh fool
him: idiot pikin *cuts de call*

KingTom:
Happy new year sir

same to u sire

KingTom:
Well I have been hibernating with my wife Mprex in this Harmattan season sir.

This is new year shey u knw?