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I smell andyblaze in disguise

I keep busy bears but not goaty

Wat makes a gal slut is the way different pple insert dia sim cards on the phone

AfricanApple:
my bitter leaf

u dn taste me before to CUMfirm dat amu bitter

FLAWLES:
.no;i read novels or sometimes a play temple run wen am tru i CuM;(me dnt even understand wat u saying

bia flawless why is ua cum in capital letter

#team amu not amu-ong

AfricanApple:
who go follow you go there

ma sweet agbalumo

Basildvalour:
No o, all of una senior me except Victor...Meanwhile his birthday is tomorrow.

Whether Months, weeks, days, hours, minutes or seconds, an elder is an elder...I pay homage sir!

lol ok I dn hear chair

Basildvalour:
You should o! Its a compulsory issue and u are not getting any younger.

No 4get say u senior me o!

kai
E no mean na u de front we dey ur back
Oya wat of Ayo, sheye, nkem and victor dem no senior u?
U see e no mean
Cus na u dey our front


Meanwhile
*whispers to his ears...I senior u with months*

tosyne2much:
The man of God was once a womanizer but now u don hang boot abi ?

chai
Na only janeify I dn pm
So amu not a woman rapper not to talk hanging of boot


I no de look UCHE for here

Basildvalour:
Mesmerase, a boy becomes a man and he sees the future and tries to see himself settling in it. I go marry nah, abi u no wan marry?

sure ma chair u will marry
But amu not finking of it nw

Amu not amu-ong

Basildvalour:
Driven by Curiosity and Idleness:

I interviewed some ladies online on the type of guy they would prefer for a husband and I got two shocking revelations which I'll share with you and if you are a lady, also welcome your opinion about this.

I asked, will you like to date and marry a handsome and athletic guy? And about 68% replied thus;
I could date a handsome guy but I prefer marrying an ugly guy so he would be mine forever.

22% said they would marry a handsome guy cos they detest ugly guys

And about 8% said a man is never ugly and which ever one comes, they'll marry while about 2% of others joked and laughed aboout the whole idea.

Ladies, what is your take on this and guys, how do you like your woman?

For me, I like their moral endowment with a little flesh in the right places.

choi
Oga m this not wot u taught me in skul oh
Oga u been no like woman oh and I followed ua foot step as ma mentor

Wat is happening nw oga bazzzzzzil

englishmart:
my guy, you are safe. Na we get am.

na we get here nothing de happen
E no fit do anytin

Moderators re spirits so de aint guilty of any of the above

Dat is why I luv watching films like IDEMILI becos is fool of magic

AfricanApple:
eh! we were gisting the other day and you just disappeared. I thought they have taken you to sambisa with the op

no nah haba witout ma agbalumo

To the first pix I do It to ma gal friend and is always a lovely moment to behold

FLAWLES:
.I have cum na;wat don't u understand?

did u moan before cuming?

FLAWLES:
Owkay;i have CUM

wat did u cum eh flawles

Some pple just de spoil show for woman rappers

Nneka123:
unfaithful hoes? including your mama! sisters! auntys! female cousins too. Arrant Nonsense

nne biko u re taking dis small tin too personal

Just pray dat God will see her tru in dis her predicament

KingTom:

wia u go since

MhizVee:
chichi,i dnt

good for u dear

redgem:
Was in same s*hit

eyyah sorri
Everibody have been der before

Op is like u do one of de options

Op ur friends statement didn't mean he is lusting after his beautiful sistas
He is just a way to tell pple de re beautiful
U should neva think of it
And its not everi topic u post on nairaland

And again Dis sex of a thing has to do with mind
So in ur mind she is ur sista

Dey dn pity la liga fans put amu for frontpage

AfricanApple:
I thought you have misplaced

my agbalumo wat do u mean by misplaced?
Pls expantiate and dnt narrowciate