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Politics › Re: Foreign Embassies In Nigeria Show Govt How To Handle Protesters by Chimourinho(m): 6:41pm On Jun 03, 2016

how?

Politics › Re: Igbo Traders And Thugs Fight At Ladipo, 1 Dead - IgbereTVNews by Chimourinho(m): 9:33pm On May 17, 2016

Dreamwaker:
It's not by force, let the igbo people go back to the east. Lagos is not a no man's land, it is for the Yorubas.

I was in Ladipo to buy a car engine and your people asked me for loading fee of 1000 naira. They gathered my car like five of them and when I said '' ni eko'' one by one they left.

We wan even comot for Nigeria for una sef yet una no go gree. ni eko ko

Celebrities › Re: Singer “tekno” Goes Shopping (see Photos) by Chimourinho(m): 4:07pm On May 11, 2016

SBJoji:
who he epp?

E epp you drop hit upon hit wey u dy use scata gbadu for dancefloor. If him and his like no dy drop hits will yr social life be complete?

Education › Re: How Can I Report WAEC Exam Malpractice Happening In My School? by Chimourinho(m): 6:08pm On Apr 07, 2016

Iga bu ogbenyi burukwa amusu? Nwanne ara agbakwala gi ooo. Respect yourself with your ITK wait make others do dia biz. If the tin scratch yr eye, wear eye glass and focus on yr work.

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Romance › Re: 10 Ways Shy Guys Act When They Have A Crush by Chimourinho(m): 7:12am On Apr 06, 2016

This was me 10 years ago but now Lawd have mercy..
All those my crushes o for church, for school, computer lesson, waec lesson even the ones i still managed to woo and they declined making me more miserable, immediately i got by magic wand from some group of lasgidi boiz back then in campus (Those guys are baaaaaaaad). Am a mission now to make sure i phuck all those gals one after d other till the last gal NG. NG wey i go split my pocket money give one i resumed every term back then in sec sch. Still i no see her thighs. Am on number 8 now 5 more to go #missionverypossible #Loading.......65%.

Celebrities › Re: The Okoye Brothers War Is Finally Over. Snapshots, Psquare Reunited by Chimourinho(m): 1:32pm On Mar 22, 2016

Sijo01:
Publicity stunt! Nonsence.
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Anytime they're loosing their relevance in the entertainment world, they will come up with their stage quarrel/wahala and after they've gotten the public attention, they start forming family.

I see no stunt dear. You won't understand till you have serious family issue. Have your family people been against you b4? You wud rant more than did sef. I followed d story and knew it wasn't a publicity stunt. Thank God they are back together

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Chimourinho(m): 10:32pm On Mar 19, 2016

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

As you carry hijack OP topic LA WA FOR U OOO. you no get chilling o. Them dy kill pipo for hand becoz of this thing o. Them dy cut out person head for this thing o (ask absu students). Issoryt but you nailed it. Me way serve finish since last yr Oct even ordinary interview dem Neva invite me. Even una no go give me d work but first invite me make e no be like say na full scap ABSU give me as BSC certificate!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Chimourinho(m): 10:32pm On Mar 19, 2016

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

Celebrities › Re: Check-out 10 Nigerian Male Celebrities Who Are Notorious Womanizers! by Chimourinho(m): 10:01am On Mar 14, 2016

O.P now also give us list of notorious celebrity 'MANISERS' (the female version of your topic). A.S.A.P.

Celebrities › Re: Naija Music Star Wizkid Acquires Massive Mansion In Los Angeles - USA - Photos by Chimourinho(m): 9:25am On Mar 14, 2016

The first pix sha. Kpoli on d ryt and booze on d left! Now wizzy baby is living the life i cud only dream abt! Oluwa show me love oo

Education › Re: Teacher Exposes Her Legs In Front Of Primary School Pupils (Photos) by Chimourinho(m): 12:25pm On Mar 11, 2016

mymadam:
See, see! Another Olajumoke in the making? Ok oooo... diaris Godu ooo.

Lolz na Maheeda or Afro candy go sign am. Bcoz this one no for model any tin na unless na chewing still or new candle she go model.

Romance › Re: Teenagers Have Sex In Front Of A Hotel In Katsina In Broad Daylight by Chimourinho(m): 12:51pm On Mar 06, 2016

Op shud be arrested....
No pishure?? idonbilivit

Nairaland General › Re: Photo : What Helps You Relieve Stress ? by Chimourinho(m): 4:03pm On Feb 26, 2016

J and some more J and a lil more J then J again b4 am cool like a freezer.

Sports › Re: Meet Super Eagles Wonderkid Chisom Chikatara's Girlfriend by Chimourinho(op): 3:28pm On Feb 26, 2016

pyyxxaro:
Wetin she rub for face for the second pic again

This Boy go fit last soooo

Well # it's none of my biz #

Y him no go last? say him get girlfriend?
You no get girlfriend? U don expire?

Sports › Meet Super Eagles Wonderkid Chisom Chikatara's Girlfriend by Chimourinho(op): 3:09pm On Feb 26, 2016

The young striker made name for
himself @ the just concluded CHAN
championship in Rwanda were he netted
four goals in three match unfortunately
the super eagles were eliminated in the group
stage.
The tournament launched him into limelight and
his performance attracted offers from within and
outside Nigeria (Kano pillars, Heartland, Enyimba, Al ahly, TP Mazrmbe and some other European clubs) for his services but he preferred to
stay at least a year more with his club Abia warriors FC
After scoring a wonderful goal on Wednesday for his club against El Kanemi warriors. He went out with his longtime girlfriend to celebrate his first strike of the season and posted a few shots later on.
Watch out for CHISOM CHIKATARA a.k.a The kolanutboy.

Education › Re: Samuel Thompson-Mba, UNN Best Graduating Student In The 45th Convocation by Chimourinho(m): 12:19pm On Feb 22, 2016

Congratulations man! My elder bro (Chibueze Anosike) did same 3 years ago Dept of Pharmacy. I know how proud your family must be now

Romance › Re: 11 Places Women Want To Be Touched (MUST READ) by Chimourinho(m): 2:31pm On Feb 21, 2016

Akpa amu

Nairaland General › Re: 6 Things That Can Cause You Disgrace And Embarassment by Chimourinho(m): 10:11pm On Feb 18, 2016

Smoking Weed nko

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Sss 2016 Recruitment by Chimourinho(m): 11:32pm On Feb 12, 2016

Bluekapon:
Pls, where in Abia is the test venue?

Ibeku high school, umuahia

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Chimourinho(m): 10:13am On Feb 12, 2016

mcdonald247:
Who have received message from DSS

I just did. Pls wat are that likely to ask Moro?

Romance › Re: 2 Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket9 Love Up In New Photos by Chimourinho(m): 4:10pm On Jan 28, 2016

So if u no screen grab d boobs we no go no say u dy bleep am? Next tym mind d pics u put up here.
You deserve d bashing!!!

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Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Flaunts Her Boobs With Stretch-Marks, Fans Blast Her (photos) by Chimourinho(m): 5:59pm On Jan 26, 2016

See the cause and na all those ariaria boys dy squeeze am ooo with obi ojoo

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Photo: When You Get Government Job by Chimourinho(m): 1:25pm On Jan 17, 2016

Esp Federal job... I go celebrate like say I score for UEFA champions league finals.

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Health › Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by Chimourinho(m): 8:52pm On Jan 15, 2016

If u wan phuck this kind gal, u go carry yr fone with enuf data charger in case u fall inside the 'hole' atleast u go dy browse dy update police whr u dy so that they can cum and rescue you.
Na problem o

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Romance › Re: Top Five Boys Name That I Love! by Chimourinho(m): 7:11am On Jan 14, 2016

Adaure4ever:
There are many sweet Native boys names that I love hearing but this is my Top 5.
1. Arinze
2. Obiora
3. Oluwatosin
4. Chima
5. Olamide

Don't be angry If you don't see your name, Tell me your native traditional name, I will love it. Lol.

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At least my name is there (Chima)
As a sweet boy, ina aghota?

Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim Meets Awilo Longomba, Shares A Kiss (photos) by Chimourinho(m): 8:40am On Jan 13, 2016

yomalex:
Simply true. Your signature is...

is what?

Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim Meets Awilo Longomba, Shares A Kiss (photos) by Chimourinho(m): 4:50pm On Jan 12, 2016

The is guy and his music have outlived any contemporary Africa i know of. And he doesn't even want to grow old.

TV/Movies › Re: Channels TV Wins Best TV Station For The 10th Time, Nigerians React On Twitter by Chimourinho(m): 11:14pm On Dec 23, 2015

Sound city nko? them dy try sha

Sports › Re: After Mourinho’s Sack, Mikel Obi, The 'Consistent' One #Mikel Trends On Twitter by Chimourinho(m): 2:58pm On Dec 18, 2015

As far as Roman dy pay, name Mikel be our hope of champagne. ahhaaa ahaa

Romance › Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by Chimourinho(m): 9:56am On Dec 15, 2015

Meeky:
guy connect me with the nurse na

you wan die?

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