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Pin me...oburu na ichoro inwete oru na nke ndi a....

[size=18pt]The jagaban is about to call his boys to order....thank God for his change of heart.....pls gej should allow him choose 10 ministers[/size]

[size=18pt]i dont look because i dont care, i dont care because i am richer than all of you[/size]

[size=18pt]I love this country so much every day is a drama. Whenever i a bored of sitting on my japanese peacock feather couch in my ikoyi waterfront mansion watching luciano pavaroti and ivete sangalo on my 100 inches maximuim defination samsung tv sipping a double xo richelieu cognac,wearing my cool hugo boss cashmere sweater and on my laps sits my 19 yrs old mixed race(multiple cocktail),hour glassed shaped barbadian beauty, i just get into my pegusas italy built luxury yacht and read nigerian newspapers just to laugh and wonder at the life of the poor men and women of nigeria who work for a living because there pappas never made it.[/size]

[size=18pt]I love this country so much every day is a drama. Whenever i a bored of sitting on my japanese peacock feather couch in my ikoyi waterfront mansion watching luciano pavaroti and ivete sangalo on my 100 inches maximuim defination samsung tv sipping a double xo richelieu cognac,wearing my cool hugo boss cashmere sweater and on my laps sits my 19 yrs old mixed race(multiple cocktail),hour glassed shaped barbadian beauty, i just get into my pegusas italy built luxury yacht and read nigerian newspapers just to laugh and wonder at the life of the poor men and women of nigeria who work for a living because there pappas never made it.[/size]

[size=24pt]yes o my broda.......but they are too damn tight......i cant resist the thought of a teenage snatch.....mehn akpan go get me my vaseline before the tube collapse[/size]

[size=28pt]WARAHAMMER.........THE HAMMER OF WAR HAS BEEN HAMMERED [/size]

ekeneidiagbor: Look at d way u just rushed and attacked d guy.... If ur iq were so high , den y don't i see ur name on the top 100 persons with the highest iq... I haven't seen or heard any theory propounded by u... If u r any smart u would have at least answered d question. Ur comment also shows that u lack character .... Proud non-achiever

everybody give way......................a big fo ool is aproaching

Mrkc: ......chairman na school seminar work........

Then i modify my statement 'education is not for everyone and for a person of you iq,you have indeed tried,it is time to give up'

It is your road......we can work it with you but nobody can walk it for you..........if you can answer it' you probably arent fit for the job.my advice for you is to do a job your brain can carry. From reading your old posts, i can estimate your iq to be below average(64) and i suggest the perfect job for you is being a gateman

pragmatistm: Hello house.Kindly help me. My car developed a problem that it will suddenly switch off in motion whether forward or reversing. Then it will restart and move with some noise coming from the engine. Now it does not start again and makes some poor rolling sound when I turn the ignition. I then scan this morning and got codes P0335 (crank shaft position sensor) and 1336 (CKP Sensor POS cog). Please what could be wrong?

I need your help sienna, ikenna and others. Thanks as you respond.

Buy a new car.......a bmw m6 is built never to spoil for 6 yrs

Unibenstudent: Yeshua means salvation in aramaic and Hebrew while Jesus is a meaningless name, nigerians wonder fake pastors such as pastor Chris, adeboye ,oyedepo uses the name , to defraud nigerians

[size=14pt]May your oral cavity assume a permanent deformity for voicing derogations to a revered personality.so many fo ols online thinking they have discovered one wonderful thing.opinion nowadays have become so cheap since every fool can now express them esp those from yoruba land that got free substandard education.
I swear freedom of speech is a mistake so was free education.[/size]

PapiWata: The man at least died as a hero among lovers of dog meat, known in his neck of the woods as "Ebuwa" meat. Matter of fact it would not be surprising at all if the victim of this dhoggie dinner comes to be remembered with reverence and fondness, as a veritable patron saint of dog meat eaters in Calabar, Nigeria and beyond.

This die-hard lover of dog meat did not let his enthusiasm to score a free meal of his favorite dish be dampened by the high risk of poisoning with the same powerful insecticide used to kill the dog he elected eat as "punishment" for bad behavior.

Well, all told, it is indeed a dog-eat-dog world out there, though I am, well, dogged and hounded by the troubling thought that the consuming love for one's favorite dish can in fact be a far GREATER motivating force for some special people, than the very will to live, whereby hard-core connoisseurs of filet-dogghie would willingly consume dog stew made from a poisoned animal, as a means of demonstrating their single-minded dedication to a cause.
Now that, ladies and mentalmen, is an illustration of true loyalty and faithfulness to a Higher Calling, literally to one's last breath.

Long live the Late Eater of Dog, for he is now at the right hand of God, devouring yet more dog stew from a golden, diamond-studded chalice, up beyond the sky.

i love your write up.....will u work for my company??

palace of the sultan of brunei

[size=28pt]Commitee headed by mantu....the same mantu who was not afraid of stealing from his God when he was made put in charge of hajj.
The same mantu that was heading objs third term agenda
The same mantu that is known as an epitomy of corruption whos belly size tell the story
Hmmmmmmm where is the country going?...??..?.?..?....?.?.?[/size]

Emytex boy: This was posted on an Hausa page about the south east and their struggle for Biafra.
I fear for the people of south east, who are in the fore front for the disintegration of Nigeria. My fears are, how can they survive?
Igbo people are known as industrious and enterprising, and this makes them not to hesitate in doing anything that will bring wealth. Majority of crimes are committed and started by Ndi Igbo all in their quest for money. It'll be a survival of the fittest and those that can't survive will run to other countries, but they will be turned down, because every country has its problem. National treasury will be looted and elections will be won by the highest bidder.
Kudi(Money) will be the order of the day. I pity the poor in that nation. It'll be better for them to stay in Nigeria and keep managing or they will use each other for money in that Biafra.
Umaru Auwal.
Biafrans, give us your honest view about this opinion of a northerner. No sentimental view.

Who cares about the opinion of a qunu drinking and tuwo eating cow(buzu).
The ibos wont stoop so low as to reply lowly aboki like you. Go and call your masters the wise fulanis and we can talk......thank god we even consider you honorable enough to be our gate man and mai ruwa.
An true hausa man can never rule this country,nor are you wise enough to rule yourself.....you biggest dream is to be a mai chai or mai gworo and you even have the guts to say shit about the ibos nigerian royals

here: I wasnt there but I have tried to look at that listing,the ANC and PAC both banned in 1960 had their armed youth wing.
The ANC were alittle more cordianted and elightened that even when they were banned made their promising members go abroad not just on exile but to study,check Mbeki and not just any kind of study like one economist enroling for African studies at masters.
Do you know how organised they were? They had root in most African countries and before you blame those who listed them consider that their intentions were not fully accepted by even some African countries that once Zuma was to be deported from Swaziland;except for Obasanjo who received them but no account of them operating a base here maybe he didnt allow that.
Lastly like every group that has emerged the world power has always looked at them with both eyes because they could fall into the wrong hands,do you know some believed Castro had links to him,you know how that can be classified but the consolation is when Scotland campaign for his release started notice how many mayors signed asking he be released.
Know I have not made my points but consider Charles de
Gaulle of France how was looked at as only interested in affairs of his people,Stalin was even given better corporation than him,if he were to be from Africa and had an armed group under his party,trust me he would have been classified.

This is a perfect example of an inchonherent person. He is educated and enlightened, knows history better than most nigerians but his mental disability prevents him from packaging his writings well.....guy abeg go and see a psyciatrist or slow down on igbo and alcohol

[size=18pt]you guys dont understand it....eminado is a sicillian pronouncation of illuminado which means an illuminated person or in occultic terminology a scion of illuminati...he chant is in praise of the grand architect of the universe who is the the bright morning star, the blessed Sanctus Illuminatus luciferum [/size]

[size=18pt]Thank God, we have been waiting for money to be released. My university will get at least 3 billion naira for infrastructural development so i see my family buying a new house in abuja and cars for everyone at home.God bless ASUU and GEJ.[/size]

[size=18pt]please i am interested in the house where the car is packed....is it yours? Can you talk to the owner for me? Is it in a good location and if not do. You have enough space inside the gates for a helipad? Please just name your price and inbox me on princeadamo@aol.com.thanks[/size]

bemagnify: dis is d reason y God wnt mak sum pple to b rich...mtcheeeeeeeeew...

But bro am already rich and loving it....if u hate my statement so much, either go and make it or just take rat poison..maybe heaven would be a better place for you

[size=28pt]Poor man, i hate poor people with passion.i think we should build a reservation area for poor people.how a grown up man not have 100k for a good phone...mtsheeeeew[/size]

Please i need a new bmw m6 in abuja for immediate check out and purchase.please leave your contact here
Or contact me on makaruyaradua@aol.com. Thanks

Abeg make una allow me win

Olugbenger: This is coming from the same sahara reporters the president threatened to sue for false information...
why should we believe this one too?

Once there is an official denial....then the story is probably true

Olugbenger: why we should we believe this lie?

Do you think we reason like kids here?

President Jonathan Misses Investor’s Council Meeting After Falling Ill, Checks Into London Hospital
Posted: November 21, 2013 - 15:44

President Goodluck Jonathan
By SaharaReporters, New York
President Goodluck Jonathan has checked into a hospital in London

Mr. Jonathan, who travelled to the United Kingdom for a meeting of Nigeria’s Honorary International Investors’ Council, “became indisposed,” spokesman Reuben Abati said in a statement, “and could not be present at the opening of the meeting today.”

The statement added that Mr. Jonathan was examined by competent medical practitioners who advised him to rest for a few days.

“The Presidency wishes to assure all Nigerians that President Jonathan’s condition is nothing serious and that the medical attention he has sought is only precautionary,” Mr. Abati said.

Participants at the Investor's Council meeting at Hilton Hotel in London said they became worried when Mr. Jonathan failed to show up during a scheduled opening speech at the packed event paid for by the Nigerian government. Lady Linda Chalker later anchored the event without Mr. Jonathan.

A presidency source however told Saharareporters that there was heavy birthday party thrown to celebrate the President's 56th birthday at his Presidential suite in the InterContinental Hotel in London that lasted till early this morning. It could not be ascertained if Mr. Jonathan drank too much at the party.

It would be recalled that last year in Addis Ababa, Mr. Jonathan failed to show up to give his scheduled address at the 50th anniversary of the African Union.

On a previous visit to London, he also checked into a hospital.