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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Returns Home On Sunday by Chinaimporter: 7:38am On Nov 24, 2013
This is a simple advice to all Nigerians.......please do not drink hard spirit especially kai kai on an empty stomach even if it is on your birthday..i expected the presidents doctors to have warned him on this personal habit of his.even if you have to drink,take beer or burukutu because they are milder. If u no get appetite, smoke igbo then chop better food, relax drink well well. In london u can get high quality igbo at soho easily. Reuben abbati, i de hail o.....i know say u no fit sick from ordinary oyibo drink.....ogbonge kai kai na water for you

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Returns Home On Sunday by Chinaimporter: 7:37am On Nov 24, 2013
redsun: Just for stomach ache,he ran to england.With all the medical doctors nigerian universities produce year in year out. It is as if they are zombies they are not good enough to treat their presi(thief)dent.

cool cool cool

I dnt understand u people.is it that u have coconut water in ur brains or u just have difficulty understanding english language.
Please my brother, stop smoking igbo and u will get better with time because at this rate,i see a man that would end up naked
In oshodi....He got sick in london after a serious partying and drinking in his hotel room for this 56th birthday

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Crime / Re: 15 Children Molested By Their Fathers In Enugu In Five Months —FIDA by Chinaimporter: 10:28pm On Nov 23, 2013
nagoma:

That's exactly how the Hausas want you to think of them. Keep under-estimating them as you did in the past, until you have your second major surprise in your miserable history.

No one would ever be surprised again by the stupidity and violent tendencies of the hausa man. Igbos and yorubas have a healthy competition while dull people kill people better than them.learn to compete and improve urself not threaten others with violence
Crime / Re: 15 Children Molested By Their Fathers In Enugu In Five Months —FIDA by Chinaimporter: 11:45am On Nov 23, 2013
nagoma:

Shame on them. They lead in all crimes. A genetic research is necessary.

Yessss...you are very correct but it is better to say that they lead all nigerians in everything good or bad.
The intelligent brain is capable of as much good as evil.
A genetic reseach is nessacary truly to find out how the igbos became leaders in everything while the hausas
Languish in prostrating poverty,ignorance and backwardness.

Hausa should conduct the study titled " why are my people so dumb and stupid sorry i forgot,no hausa
Academician wise enough to conduct the study.
Culture / Re: How Many Languages Can You Speak Fluently? by Chinaimporter: 5:17pm On Nov 09, 2013
English,hausa,sayewa(my native language in bauchi state) Russian, Ukrainian, Belarusian,Egyptian arabic fluently and i can understand most slavic language through my knowledge of Their major families

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Culture / Re: How Many Languages Can You Speak Fluently? by Chinaimporter: 5:14pm On Nov 09, 2013
English,hausa, Russian, Ukrainian, Belarusian,Egyptian arabic fluently and i can understand most slavic language through my knowledge of Their major families
Properties / Re: Abuja’s Most Expensive Estates by Chinaimporter: 9:13pm On Nov 08, 2013
[size=18pt]this prices are actually very low..i make this almost every week.i hate when lazy poor men make a fuzz abt everything.pld even my gardener can afford 50k dollars for a family home[/size]
Career / Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by Chinaimporter: 9:17am On Nov 07, 2013
occam: Why are Indians even managing Nigerians in Nigerian companies in the first place? Don't we have competent People managers?

Britons are bosses in their country, Canadians are bosses in their country, Indians are bosses in their country... So why is our own case different?

[size=18pt]indians are not even leaders in their country
The de facto ruler of india is an italian woman sonia gandhi.that shows you their inferiority complex.in arabia,indians are regarded as shity,dirty,meek ppl with very tiny man rod[/size]
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Hardest Question You've Ever Been Asked? by Chinaimporter: 7:37am On Nov 07, 2013
[size=18pt]are you a fool or you are just acting like one[/size]
Business / Re: Foreign Languages That May Help You In Business by Chinaimporter: 11:30am On Nov 04, 2013
justi4jesu: Je parle francais..

Am also learning Arabic,swahili and Philippines.

Most of my colleagues in the office either speak Arabic, swahili or philipines, so I learn from them.

[size=17pt]then u must be an illiterate farm worker or illegal junkie in the uk since u tink philipines is a language.my friend filipinos speak tagalog.nicompool.learning a language u dont even know the namw[/size]
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by Chinaimporter: 11:37am On Nov 03, 2013
[size=18pt]this is chinaimporter on the line again...just received confirmation from my banana island condo...temprature is droping by 0.31 degree centigrade every 10 mins and visibility is becoming poorer.please those on a bugatti or rolls royce phantom should set to autactatic visibility drive mode...uv light affects temporal phase shifters on high performance engines [/size]
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by Chinaimporter: 11:29am On Nov 03, 2013
[size=18pt]it is chinaimporter reporting live from my Pegasus yacht of the coast of cape verde.the sun is dim here and everything is turning into a deep golden hue. The waves are becoming more erratic and my pet dolphin is acting uneasy. Banana island prepare for impact in two hours... [/size]
Sports / Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria: FIFA U-17 WC Semi-Final (0 - 3) On 5th November 2013 by Chinaimporter: 10:17pm On Nov 02, 2013
easyz: Booking Tinz grin



Abeg make anybdy no take this space Oº°˚˚°ºoo

I dey come

Space kuma haba mallam, ka sha kwaya ne? Ko kai bunsuru abeokuta ne?
Celebrities / Re: Janet Atayero Oluseye Is Dead (Nollywood Actress) by Chinaimporter: 12:10am On Oct 30, 2013
nagoma:

You mean neuropathic ulceration and gangrene? I think it's more like undiagnosed deep vein thrombosis ending in pulmonary embolism.

[size=14pt]No it is most likely heridatary hemorragic telengiecstasis complicated by periarthricular intrabursa extravasation leading to thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura which ended in diseminated intravascular coagulation with affliction of the contralateral great vessel of galen[/size]

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Poems For Review / Re: Poems | Verbal Outburst by Chinaimporter: 6:39pm On Oct 05, 2013
I fuc k bitchees
Then they need stiches
Cause i arnt snitchin
Cause i love living
Education / Re: NANS Elects Senate President; Imposes Life Ban On Deputy Senate President by Chinaimporter: 10:19am On Sep 29, 2013
Meanwhile, after the impeachment and decimation of John Shima from office, NANS Senators unanimously elected[size=28pt] Comrade Henry Mark from Benue State University[/size] as their new Deputy Senate President. The sitting was observed by the NANS President, Yinka Gbadebo and virtually all the members of his executive council.


[size=28pt]DAVID MARK senate president,benue state......Henry mark deputy senate president NANS BENUE state[/size]

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Obabiyi Aisha Ajibola Wins Muslim Beauty Pageant In Indonesia by Chinaimporter: 11:29pm On Sep 18, 2013
This is the type you get in heaven

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Obabiyi Aisha Ajibola Wins Muslim Beauty Pageant In Indonesia by Chinaimporter: 11:13pm On Sep 18, 2013
[size=18pt]islam is beautiful........this is saudi arabias queen[/size]

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Politics / Re: Policewoman Stripped Unclad In Onitsha By Ngozi Okpagu And His Boys by Chinaimporter: 6:22pm On Sep 15, 2013
[size=18pt]I love this country so much every day is a drama. Whenever i a bored of sitting on my japanese peacock feather couch in my ikoyi waterfront mansion watching luciano pavaroti and ivete sangalo on my 100 inches maximuim defination samsung tv sipping a double xo richelieu cognac,wearing my cool hugo boss cashmere sweater and on my laps sits my 19 yrs old mixed race(multiple cocktail),hour glassed shaped barbadian beauty, i just get into my pegusas italy built luxury yacht and read nigerian newspapers just to laugh and wonder at the life of the poor men and women of nigeria who work for a living because there pappas never made it.[/size]
Politics / Re: Farida Waziri Denies Writing Obasanjo, Threatens Legal Action by Chinaimporter: 10:35am On Sep 15, 2013
[size=18pt]I love this country so much every day is a drama. Whenever i a bored of sitting on my japanese peacock feather couch in my ikoyi waterfront mansion watching luciano pavaroti and ivete sangalo on my 100 inches maximuim defination samsung tv sipping a double xo richelieu cognac,wearing my cool hugo boss cashmere sweater and on my laps sits my 19 yrs old mixed race(multiple cocktail),hour glassed shaped barbadian beauty, i just get into my pegusas italy built luxury yacht and read nigerian newspapers just to laugh and wonder at the life of the poor men and women of nigeria who work for a living because there pappas never made it.[/size]

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Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Chinaimporter: 11:10am On Aug 18, 2013
I winnn
Politics / Re: Ribadu: How Gani Fawehinmi Mentored Me by Chinaimporter: 11:08am On Aug 18, 2013
[size=22pt]i hate poor men,they smell sweaty and sound disgusting.shot up all pooor men and women in da house cos i am rich and you are all meant to serve me and my colleagues so please stop dreaming and get down on you knees if you arent worth a billion[/size]
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Chinaimporter: 1:05am On Jul 17, 2013
i winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Chinaimporter: 10:02pm On Jul 13, 2013
Chinaimporter: i am a fool for doing this,i know it but i will still do it because i am a very big fool and i dont care what you think i am because i didn't make myself this way


i don win
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Chinaimporter: 10:00pm On Jul 13, 2013
i am a fool for doing this,i know it but i will still do it because i am a very big fool and i dont care what you think i am because i didn't make myself this way
Politics / Re: Soyinka Is An Embarrassment To His Admirers – Patience Jonathan by Chinaimporter: 7:05am On Jul 13, 2013
X-factoria:


And that makes him infallible?

Wole Soyinka was wrong to have attributed the fracas to Patience! What investigation did he carry out before rushing to conclusions? IS he of the SSS or Police? Does he live in Rivers State? In academics where WS holds so much authority, you cannot make categorical statements like he did in this case without having carried out an experiment to proof his points beyond doubt. WS's disparaging remarks on Patience belittles his status. Its a shame for a man of his status to be making categorical statements based on hearsays and rumor. He's more exposed to know that.

[size=18pt]i do not care if the prof is right or wrong but all i can categoricaly say is that if he right,the first lady was wrong to insult him and if he is wrong,the first lady will be too dull to know so all in all the first lady was wrong[/size]

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NYSC / Re: What Business Can I Do with N500k, Advice Pls by Chinaimporter: 8:42pm On Jul 09, 2013
[size=18pt]play pool with the money and double it[/size]
Properties / Re: 60% Of C Of O In Lagos Are Fake – Lawmaker by Chinaimporter: 9:46am On Jul 05, 2013
[size=18pt]Let them better shut up and move this theory to the poor mens area.All c of o in banana island and VI
are real and i know because i own dozens of properties there but the same poor men that are the cause of nigerias problems today still go and collect fake ones and later blame us if they loss there land I HATE POOR MEN[/size]

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Health / Re: Dua's Layer : New Layer Discovered In The Cornea by Chinaimporter: 8:58pm On Jun 21, 2013
[size=28pt]Thats my school. UP UP notinghammmmm.i knew we are greater than any school in england[/size]

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