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MRbrownJAY:
hhmm

Oh my God,
That newspaper stuff can't be real.
lol

Diva 2.0:
She's in love with someone else lol

LOL
Guess the poster would have to cast his net somewhere else.

_{BTW Your profile picture is kiiling me.
The Lord indeed is a wonderful artist.}

Updates please!!!!

FL Gators:
Ogidiboy, how ya. . . . ?

Kunbee:
Ogidi

Ogidi you are a Celeb oooo
lol

OgidiBoy:
My dear I just dey school work no gree your brother have fun anymore How your divorce with na2day is it final yet ?

Yea dumped is broke-ass a long time ago
It is finally over

Take it easy on the school work ooo
lol

OgidiBoy:
Sister I'm here ohhhhh, how you dey ?

lol
Am fine oooo
How have you been.?
You just scarce like your president sha,

OgidiBoy:
Seriously why is bk/babe97 stalking plat all over NL, dude if you want a piece of that fine a$$ come out and say it and quit acting like some high school kid.

Brother, You are here?

Platinum would kill somebody very soon ooo,

@poster
I hope it is with her consent you posted this picture.

I wish this was just a joke.
Funny thing is that some people are actually really dumb.

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.[size=12pt][/size]

This is Unbelievable

Somebody should call the babe now.

God dey oo.

@Gators
Thanks jare.

To think that I already bought a ticket to go and watch some comedians today,
What kind of comedy would be better than this?

Amya:
So loving this thread!

My mum is the expert gist savourer. She has this habit of prolonging juicy gist till you are gasping (literally) for more. And she loves gisting while she's eating. She'll start like,
Mum: do you know that my friend, ( she moulds her eba and swallows)
me: mummy which friend? Which friend now, which,

Mum: don't you know that my friend that, (makes another eba dips in soup and swallows)

me: i don't know the one you are talking about. What did she do? Did anything happen to her? What about her, what,

Mum: don't you know that my friend, (swallows),

Me: forget the name, what happened?, And it goes on like this for hours(or so it seems). Before she finishes her gist, you are emotionally spent! And it may something she told you before. Sometimes i feel like screaming WILL YOU STOP EATING AND GET YOUR STORY OVER WITH!

tayo4me:
My sisters and I prefer asking our dad for money because my mum will ask for all the details on how you intend spending the money even if it's N5. We just go straight to my dad when we dont have any good explanation.

My mum sometimes says random funny things. There was a day my sister and I did something and my mum was like: "How wont you people do that when you both came out from the same trousers?" I just laugh whenever I remember that statement

There was a day my parents were having an argument over an issue that concerned the family and as the first child, my dad wanted me to join in. My mum was like I should leave the room, my dad said I should stay. I didnt know which to do, and considering the fact that I wanted to listen to the gist, I put one leg in the room and the other outside. That way I obeyed both of them  

When we do something good my mum will call us by our pet names, but if other wise it will be your normal name with a very strong voice

I was successfully suppressing the laughter until I saw this posts
You people should not allow me wake the whole house ooo
just recovering from an illness and this has really really helped me
LMAFAO

Sisi Eko:
This thread just made my evening!
still laughing real hard at : The good morning africa cup, now that is really funny.
Dont remember any funny thing my mum used to do, all i remember is the cane she loved to swing on us!
My dad is too serious , remember we had a family meeting once when i was like 16 n we were all asked to speak up n speak your mind! cant remember which of my sisters said something like why doesnt daddy play around n joke around with us, guess his response, i'm not a JESTER! So u see, lol
Ok, maybe this is funny,[b] they call a family meeting n ask us to speak up , come up with suggestions and its always useless cos they still end up doing whatever they wanna do anyways! [/b]

Are you sure we are not related?

I remember when we were banned from watching TV, when dad gets back he just uses his hand to touch the back of the TV, but we quickly devised a method to solve that problem, we just wet towels and and use  to cover the back of the tv while we watch sometimes we took turns to fan the TV.

Getting new electronics in the  house was a nightmare back then because problems were bound to arise. Remember when dad  bought our first dvd player in-fact we prayed night and day that robbers come to the house to steal it. Believe me for months this guy refused to remove the nylon that came with the dvd. Once he hears a knock on the door my old man would rush a cloth over the dvd and put one iron on top.

If something got spoilt in the house he always has someone to blame God especially help you if you were the last person  to use the stuff that got spoilt. There was a day he put the tv on and I think the light fluctuated and the tv got burnt, see everybody thanking their stars,that he was the one that put the tv on himself. Guess what? he still found a way of channeling the blame to us.
We used to tell my dad that if he had come as a woman he would have gotten divorced so many times because his talk was just too much back then, Kai he can talk for 2 straight hours without mincing  words
lol

[size=18pt]Why I Was Fired

For the Annual Company Picnic, management had decided that because of liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one  drink per person, [/size]





I was fired for ordering the cups, [/size] [/b] 

What was I thinking?
Can't believe I actually had a crush on you.

Survivor9:
Nor be only dream man. Are you so ugly u cant get a real man? Fantasize from now till next week. Even if you create the dream man, he will surely reject you cos u're definitely unpretty.  Loser. Omo wor wor

On the contrary she is a hottie
so take your bullshit and shove it down your throat.

mama-gee:
[color=pink]This Faakay guy is one funny Nairalander. . .
What's with the Flute in his mouth and his belt buried in his pants for? [/color]

I see you succeeded in changing your font color
lol
so which method worked for you?
Did you eventually get the bucket of texcote paint?

really
what are their user-names

but he dosen't know that you are doing all these now
lol

Faakay baba
My one and only paddy
Forget about this people jare.
Your swagga pass their own sef

Standard 6 Certificate
JAMB
WAEC
Certificate in Tomato biz

@Poster

What other advice do you want again?
Okay leave the guy alone. You do not need a prophet to tell you that you have been used and would continue to be used.
Armed-robber

All this girls running after other people's men sef
You na no get jealousy for body? I can't even imagine being the second woman
well not everybody is the same.