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denzel2009:
Easy, just tell them you are about to send them some money and you need to verify if they have nice schlongs/tunnel with Epping forest.

Would you fall for that.?
I strongly believe this photos have been exaggerated
WTH

na2day?:
isnt that what they call cats?

i bind u! i dont do bush meat

Like you've not done worse ones

mama-gee:
@Chinesedoll

^^You see the resemblance?

Where?

lol
Yes now
If we employ the same makeup artist for Seun, I bet he would even look better

Seun is a cuttie sha
How come nobody has opened up a "Can I meet you thread for him"
I think I would open one
Lol
B4 I do What is Nairaland worth, again?

@Tpia
I see the resemblance.

FL Gators:


This is just nasthey!!!!

Someone needs to light a torch on that hair

I swear I sometimes do not envy guys oooo
I bet some guys would still stick their tongues there OMG
Na2day would you stick your tongue there for 1mill$

TOPE2000!:
Somebody pls pass ME the a bucket i want to vomit

Here sis!!!

But wait ooo,
How do they get them to take pictures like this.
Are some people so stupid?

davidylan:
chinese abeg do me a favour, dont bother responding.

Of cos I wouldn't venerate his post with a response.

Missy B:
I've been very much around sweerie. How Fah?
I can see You're keeping You hot as usual.
There's no Day I don't visit Your Fb page to view beauriful pictures. Na You biko.

Lol
I never hot reach you now,
I am trying to ginger my swagger like you now,

Missy B:
I first talk am say this Krissysh1t run comot from Yaba Left.
What a male Chauvinist!!  

Hey Missy
where have you been?
Love your profile pics
Swagga e to poju
lol

Krissykriss:
@Tope, F.o.o.l!
@Davidlyan, I've seen girls with very painful menstural periods but they aint aggressive & b.i.t.c.h.y. What else u gon say?

Haba!!! Uncle, It has not gotten to this now
Respect your old age now.

TOPE2000!:
[b]Uncle [/b]pls shut up and give your advice to your future gf. ok? thank you

I know, that david . . . . .  

ROFLMAO

Ika ni e oooo
lol

aww i feel so bad that chinese cant even trust me.

do you trust yourself?
lol

TOPE2000!:
Tssk tssssk
I thot u've said bye bye to this flirting up n down?

Once a player, always a player

dayokanu:
Its a health condition.

Do you have health insurance?

You beat me to it!
was about asking that.


He should see an optometrist ASAP, excess fluid could lead to something else.

eleshin:
u guys shud just stop all dis childish exchange of words and allow d thread to flow easily.

@ post

oh boy! no be small tin_2face
yes boss!_ naeto
ooooo! she!__newest one frm d'banj.

Are thee Ladies still dissing?
Pathetic really,

BTW Eleshin where have you been?
Ako mi ti poju.

^^
Yes I gbadun koboko
Dbanj is crazy
lol

@poster

Please what kind of doctor?
Native doctor?
just asking

^^

iwo lo ma run down,

^^^

Omo Don Jazzy ni mi na, 

eldee:
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This is the one I was talking about . . . the modify your walk one.
But I didn't want him to start saying I should use calculus to prove how swagger relates to walk.

ROFLMAO

You are not a true blooded Ndi Igbo man
Cause this format is already stale, cant believe people still fall for it.
Sorry sha.

Tarmpa:
Yes oo,depending on the circumstances that led to our seperation[b].Even if an ex is'nt my worse enemy, he/she must'nt be my friend either.& he/she should'nt have d nerve to ask for my car, Ah! 4 what naa.

[/b]

Exactly, even if he is not my worse enemy, we can't be friends either
Which kain yeye friendship is that,

FL Gators:
"+1"

Like seriously tho. Some ppl do break up with civility

Depends on the circumstance though.
All those talk of me and my ex are still very good friends is BS
Except the relationship was not a serious one.

Ofokasibe, O ma run down
I just like to hear people say them, not like I say them

thanks,

Kokolette,Kini big deal,  Mogbono feli feli

tboy1:
For real - cant forget that day, still clear like yesterday
They came in & packed the children into 1 room close 2 my parents living room - so we could see what was happening. They told him straight up once they take d money & were gonna kill him - they were shouting @ my parents where my parents keep their stuffs and he refused to answer - they hit him a couple of times till my mom decided to take dem to where they kept their money . . . just as they backed him & were movin to take the money from my mom he ran to the Balcony and jumped downstairs - unfortunately as he came out the gate 2 of the robbers saw him and started shooting at him . . . he was lucky no bullets hit him- he escaped. The robbers with my mom told her she was lucky that he's alive and they left.
In the morning we saw bullet holes on the wall of some neighbours house.
Thats was the last time we slept in the house

You kidding right?

Your dad no try oo
lol

A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

And further jealous of her, as she received lot of Women's Day wishes and compliments

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.Amen!"

Poof!!!

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.


The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,

cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced the check book,

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then, it was already 1.00pm

And he hurried to make the beds,

, do the laundry,

vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor,

, Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and,


, got the kids organized to do their homework. Then,


set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm,


he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,


, rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,


He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher, .


, Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9.00pm,


He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,

which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning,
he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:


"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait NINE MONTHS, though. You got pregnant last night."[size=10pt][/size]

#1: It is very important to exercise in order to get rid of stretch marks; toning your muscles helps your skin to firm thus preventing stretch marks.

#2: Make sure in your diet you are getting plenty of protein and foods rich in Vitamin C and Vitamin E, they promote good tissue growth.

#3: Massaging your body with olive oil or Vitamin E may help.

#4: You can also try this homemade recipe: Mix one ounce of carrier oil ( try avocado, sweet almond, jojoba, they are the best ) with seven drops of lavender and five drops of chamomile.

#5: Apply cocoa butter and/ or elastin cream though out the body as directed on label. These are very good for stretch marks.

#6: Here is another good recipe:
1/2 cup virgin olive oil.
1/4 cup aloe vera gel.
liquid from 6 capsules of Vitamin E.
liquid from 4 capsules of Vitamin A.
Mix all the ingredients together in a blender. After that pour the mixture into a jar and store it in the fridge. Apply the oil externally all over the places where the stretch marks commonly appear ( abdomen, hips, thighs and breasts ). If you do this consistently every day, you may prevent stretch marks.

No difference at all.

@poster
rice and beans is not the same thing as beans and rice
But still if I were to be the one they def would not have gotten a cent from me.