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OgidiBoy:
I'm sure he's not told you about the 3 Hausa girls Zainab,Aisha,Hauwa he took to Irving mall last weekend.

Ohhhhhh, I remember how can I forget that. We just had to help those poor girls that were affected by the Jos crisis.

na2day?:
i go shoot u oo


thanks love, i know i can always depend on u


u see why u are my favorite? u know what i want always and u get it for me, love u honey

Love you too baby,
GTG Now catch you later in the evening

na2day?:
DEATH! ! !   darling u are the best as always  

You welcome my love.

OgidiBoy:
Has he told you about the other 2 girls at his security job his missing around with ?

Yea I am aware, I actually contacted them. They were my birthday gifts for him Last year.

Jaylon:
I will date chinesedoll. the girl fine no be small  

Thanks, maybe I would have dated you too if I did not have Na2day in my life

What mess?
looks good to me.

It is Well,

na2day?:
HATERS! ! !  


u are a girl, u wont understand if i explain the science to u  


abeg no post am, i no want these girls to dey ma$$turbate on top my pic when tomorrow na church 

Abeg am off jare
before some people start to insinuate something else
You never can tell when it comes to Nairaland! you know
Laters jare, am sure u hitting the gym now abi?

na2day?:
abeg no post am, seun don beg me b4 say hin no want riot on NL, if all the girls begin dey pursue me na, all the guys go dey vex for am  

Please now I just want to prove a point.

michelin89:
Why u dey swell this guy head?

Swell his head ke?
I know a good thing when I see one

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]she's not even that skinny, just slim.


na2day, you look like him in this pic:[/color]

https://www.ghananation.com/photos/public/images_upload/jimIyke.jpg


[color=#ff1199]+30lbs[/color]

https://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jim-iyke-bella-naija-who-am-i-600x458.jpg

I swear This guy has nothing on Na2day

@Na2day
Please permit me to post that ur shirtless picture.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]same level.[/color]

Believe me they are not even close
I met Jim Iyke once and I used to see him a lot on TV, I have also met Na2day believe me Jim Iyke would beg to look like Na2day
but dem resemble sha just that Na2day is eating too much burger.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]i have seen you before, remember? you posted your pic once or twice in the past.
lol
you just look like a heavier version of Jim Iyke, do you agree?[/color]
[color=#ff1199]Jim Iyke is okay to me, i prefer the old Jim Iyke, when he first started acting.
na2day? looks like the jim iyke now, the jim iyke now is just okay.[/color]

@na2day

U know say na true sha
Have I not told you b4?

I f dem come see u smile nko dey wld conclude that you are his twin.
No worry u still fine pass Jim Iyke.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]I'm just saying you look like Jim Iyke (to me) just a bit heavier, +30 lbs.
that's all.[/color]

So what you are saying is that he looks good abi?

When is Valentine again please?

na2day?:
u attempted to be independent and smart and seun dont like smart ppl

u would soon get banned

Diva 2.0:
We're friends. . . even on FB

hehehehehehhe just checked ur profile now
are u back again
lol

BTW What did u do to Seun?

firedancer:
well me i still maintain my thoughts o chincodoll is hating on this electra babe cos she is fugly and nobody ll look at her

talk more of stalking her  

your own too much you and the chic dey drag boyfriend ni ?? looks like a personal war to me

***please dont attack me y'all***

I finally have a stalker
Thank God, that creame that dat baba gave to me is finally working just that it is working on the wrong person cos I do not do girls talk more of a girl that is uglier than me.
lol

Next phuleaseeeeee

Diva 2.0:
Elecktra? Is that you?

How come you are so smart.
Please can we be friends
lol

TOPE2000!:
LWKMD


@Chinesedoll
U knw u BAD

Innocent me

@poster

why did you have to post my picture without my permission?

Sam Milla:
HANGS HIS PHONE AND OUR GIRL RUSHES TO NAIRALAND. WHERE OF COURSE HIS TEAM MATES ARE EAGERLY WAITING TO VERBERLY PUNISH THE EVIL CALLED MEN
https://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs194.snc3/20138_284593541507_585966507_4940090_5493597_n.jpg


VENUE : ROMANCE SECTION
TOPIC : Why Can't Men Be Straightforward With Girls?
url : https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-387686.0.html
CONTENT : Why can't men be straight forward with girls if they are only after intimacy BLAH BLAH BLAH


SAM MILLA : "Look not in the body of a man but in his mind for when the body fails you, his mind cannot"

spikedcylinder:
Lemme guess, Sam and Chinesedoll are your stalkers too abi?
What new sim did you get? Is it Glo? Then Adenuga must be your stalker. What school are you in? Who is your VC? He must be your stalker.
. . . . Stalker my fat yansh!

Rolling on the floor and Laughing my sexy behiind off

elecktra:
hmm looks like i got me a new stalker and she is a doll oops a girl. . . . .seriously i do not get into war of words with pple so please

lady dont push me lets just end this on a good note k ??

LOL
Am scared, who is getting into a war of words with you
I just want to know if you still see your stalker around?
Is it a crime to want to know the end of this story after all you changed your number dosen't mean that you have moved out of your house, abi have you moved?

Please you must finish what you started oooo,

By the way am not a stalker, but even if I was I sure wouldn't be stalking you cos I already know that you ve got your hands full already
I do not want you to open up a thread and say "Help Chinesedoll is stalking me"

elecktra:
hmmm nice field work detective chinese dull doll i did not tether you here, if you ve got problems with my post fine but resorting to

name calling and smart-mouthing me is the wrongest way to drive your point home . . . . . . watever, am not forcing my experience down your throat if you dont

believe me all well and good,and yes if you go thru my other recent posts you ll'd have seen "my ex" if that means anything to you

Take a deep breath,
Alright Are you better now? So is the guy still stalking you?
or you are not through with part two
LOL

Can't do without my phone , dang I do everything there
I think of recent am becoming a Facebook addict.

Re: Ladies N Guys-what Made You Choose Him Or Her
« #4 on: January 01, 2010, 10:56 PM »

cos he sooooooooooo fine Kiss Kiss Kiss nd he truly cares for me in a way nobody cares he's so into me i ll be crazy not to choose him

Why did you not call this your boyfriend to come and save you?
Oh I remember you said you do not have one,

I laugh in Chinese
Don't mind me ooo just playing around with you
read a lot of Nancy Drew while growing up
LOL

Sam Milla:
i see another girl is doubting electra. too bad.

how come girls dont agree with you electra ?
they should be defending you.

I don't defend terrible liars. Please I need a stalker, just that am not as hot as electra.

elecktra:
you dont have to add someone on FB before they can access your wall woman, the reason why i called my brother is cos we are in the same

school and twas around 1:00am i cant just call any body my neighbour doesn't have to come out of the house we stay in the same quaters of the flat our

other house occupants are my landlord and his wife who stay in the main building and i couldn't have gone to tell an old man to come and scare a boy away

please how does that sound to you,yea been on the floor does not mean i can take a peek outta my window u can actually kneel and look thru a window you

know ??i use a laptop guess that must sound pretty new to you its a device you can carry around its not fixed so i can use it on the floor on the bed on a table

in the car so it is so possible to av your system with you on the floor as it is right now am on the floor with it . . . . . .next time you want to play detective

please get your facts right, well why am i not surprised ?? could it be because of your. . . .

LOL
Thanks for clarifying some stuffs and thanks for giving me a lecture about what a laptop is
I swear I never knew something like that existed.

About the FB stuff, lemme give you my own lecture, lol
There is something they call privacy(settings) it is a way of putting some kinda checks on who sees what on your profile page
you can adjust it in a way that nobody would be able to go into your wall,photos and so on except you grant the person access to your page
and when I say nobody I mean even if you do not want some of your friends to access certain information on you page, it can be achieved.
Would have loved to elaborate more but I don tire to type.

One more thing

scared i look outta my window every five minutes cos he sent me a text that he can actually see me though i know thats a big lie cos am lying on the floor

You were sure that he could not see you because you were on the floor abi?
but maybe he really did see you while u were peeping now abi?

@poster

[b]picture is his phone wallpaper {copied my facebook picture [/b]Shocked},i told him like two days ago that i dont like his creepy attitude and this guy told me he is in love

First of, there are some kind of privacy settings on facebook, where by people not on you friend's list can't have access to your pictures, so obviously you added him to Ur friends list abi? This gets me to wonder at what point you concluded that he was a stalker cos if you say he was calling you like 20times a day^{the guy no dey go school?} and the calls were freaking you out am sure you wouldnt have added him to your Facebook except you added him immediately you exchanged numbers with him.

that he's going to sleep there in his car i cant even check if its true or not cos am so scared,been calling my brother for some help but his number is not reachable

Your brother's phone was not reachable? I guess you could not reach anybody else too.

thats coming to my head,i even tried to alert my neighbour and he's telling me to relax that they are all empty threats and now he has gone back to his apartment .

You alerted your neighbor? and he has gone back to his apartment? so obviously he even came out to make sure you are okay, why then didn't he help to just scare or even check if the guy was really outside your compound? If you say he really came to check you then that also would have been an opportunity for you guys to wake other neighbors to help out in the ordeal, but I guess you weren't scared enough to do that abi?

scared i look outta my window every five minutes cos he sent me a text that he can actually see me though i know thats a big lie cos am lying on the floor

You were on the floor? So you can actually look out the window from the floor right? And you were on the floor with ur computer? it is possible sha

in my room,am just really really scared cos his texts are over the top crazy,said he cant wait for us "make love" in a room full of candles and rose petals

Your fantasies I guess?

Abeg my sister if you want give us Zobo try to analyze it first before posting it on the web.
It might actually be true that you have a guy stalking you, but you exaggerated the whole thing jare.
When Nairaland comes out with their magazine maybe your story would make it to the first issue.

tipsydude:
@ Topic:

most of us here r just being hypocritical and i appreciate dat it's due 2 d socio-economic environment we find ourselves in. I @ d same time commend those who've tried 2 be sincere about their own hopes and aspirations cos the gospel truth is that if some of us in 9ja had half of wat Diddy has, our kids will even obstruct traffic on our roads with too much effizy n hype and that's a fact. let's not condemn someone when u ain't in that person's shoes. which one of us after having gone thru all d hell 9ja has sentenced us 2 and one day makes it big time will want his offspring 2 lack anything. i for one won't do that. let's not be blinded by hate cos poverty is not just a thing of the pocket but also a thing of the mind.

talking of success, it has been proven that 80% of hip-hop artists have IQ's dat top the chart. we all say dey didn't go 2 skool and all dat but have u ever tried 2 pay attention 2 their lyrics? u'ld be surprised @ how much they know abt their government, politics, religion, social and even economic matters. do u know dat d average hip-hop artist is in command of their vocabs and more syllables than our english profs hence d ability 2 rhyme. if u think rhyming is easy then try it. and when d money starts rolling in, they try 2 take demselves away 4rm wat they grew wit viz drugs n thugging and set up bizness empires consisting of clothing labels, colognes, tv shows, hotel chains and so on and so forth. if dey were as we perceived them as in "good for nuttin thugs" how come they culd have such dreams and work 2wards actualizing it? here in 9ja most Yboys r in skool and graduating with degrees but whenever dey make lil dime it goes in sleepin in hotels while their folks remain in face-me-i-face-u, they buy cars and start living from the trunk of their vehicles. some go as far as gettin their own cribs n turning it in2 a way-station 4 d ladies. all these culd seem cool but which one has actually invested and started something dat he will one day point @ and say "yeah, dats all me." but we say we are better of cos we went 2 school. now am not gonna go on dat issue cos d list of names dat r holding up d economy of the U.S. of A witout a B.SC 2 their names is quite endless.

so my dears let's not hate d player nor the game in this instance but the playing field in which we find ourselves and dat's 9ja. lotsa peeps have likened the lavishing 2 d case of Muttalab, well i wan't u guys 2 knw dat cos Farouk went bonkers doesn't indicate dat all rich kids will definitely go bonkers. farouk happens 2 be dat 1 in a million we all talk abt and people will keep spending dough on their kids even after farouk.

i can't wait 2 see wat 50 cent, Jay-Z and Lil Wayne will do for their own kids when d time is right. but more especially i can't begin 2 fathom what i'll do for my own kids if i happened 2 be in their shoes. don't worry am working towards getting there and first step is meeting d peeps who makes d shoes 4 these dudes cos i really gotta be in their shoes asap.

u try