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Siena:
Myself and my Deltan Princess are doing just fine.

Good,
I like that name
9iice one,

Exactly where did you grow up?

Siena:
Vle doh!

Hope you're doing well? Never would have guessed you were part Urhobo - from your surname, I knew you had an Edo father.

Yea Dad is Edo.
How is your wife? Hope u guys are doing good?

I just remembered this guy I met way back,
He had everything a young woman could ever wish for.
But one night he called me, while we were talking I had to rush off to go do something so I asked him to hold on, on getting back
the next question this olodo would ask me is "Where did you went"? I was like WTF, I deleted his number sharp sharp.
If you can withstand a man that refers to you as a"HE" Then fine manage him like that.

chamotex:
1) Virginity/Low Sexual Experience (I wanna be the one to teach her all the kinky stuffs. You know, like an apprentice, mould her into what I want)

2) Traditional/Homely (I've got this thing for girls that can cook or just watching them cook in the kitchen e.g. watching a girl pound yam . . . .oooooh turns me on)

3) Beauty ( nice perky chesticles . . . please no saggage + big round onion shaped juicy booties . . . seriously no pancakes)

4) Intelligence (Strictly no dullards or boring conversationalist)

5) Sexiness/Fashion/Girliness (Nice sexy dresser with style and please if you cant wear heels, stick to flat soled shoes and stop crip walking like Snoop dogg)

6) Career Potential (Be ambitious . . . simple)

You are too gbaski
If I were a guy this is exactly what my list would look like only that No 4 would come to number 1, Would move No 1 to No 2

Siena:
CD means she doesn't want her full name displayed on nairaland, for privacy reasons. Not because she doesn't love her name.

Bros mingwo Thanks for trying to explain to him, tried my best to no avail.
After all I am not the only one that bears that name.

Please anybody with a picture of this Jacquan,

chamotex:
Any problem? [size=2pt]whats wrong wiv having a quickie at lunch time, sch can be stressful u know[/size]

Is this what you were asked to go and do in school
see your wooden a$$ed butt olodo

chamotex:
Sagamite, can we have the female version of this?

Is that you on your profile?

I had to count to 1594- 1595 to know what u guys were on about.
Wicked pips

parislomo:
Pray do tell. . . lol

lol
Do not use it against me in the future,
I was at the bus station on my first day, with luggage and stuffs
and i was supposed to go like to the underground to get a cab, but to go down I needed to use the escalator, God knows that I looked for an alternative but I could not find anyone around, so I started to study the oyinbo people beleive me I studied them for more than 15mins after then I gathered the courage but my sister the moment i put one leg I fell flat on my face with my bags coming after me.
Am so glad that I can laugh over this story now cos back the Ko funny rara'.

Bongo_man:
means ;Bongo man whats your name? more powers to your elbow and the entire Urhobo community we are moving forward, am ceasing this opportunity to say hello to Rukevwe,Juliet,Dgreat. I greet you all Urhobo People (Urhobo Wadoo)

Hope its clear enough kindly edit if there's any mistake though

Thank you!

Odisco2:
bongo man. didio dewhe. wokobiruo vwe ekpobaro re ighwo re urhobo. mivwe uvwenana vwo yere rukevwe, juliet, dgreatrock ve ighwo re ukoko na. wadoo

Please interpret this.

parislomo:
roflol. . .  Just like I pee-d the first time on an ordinary escalator!!

LOL
You do not even want to hear my escalator story,

Miller all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

First time on a plane was when I was going to the UK
expected so much but felt nothing, but of cos Landing is another story.
All I was saying to myself was "na me be this"
lol was really feeling like I had been traveling all my life.

Please do not ask me what happened the first time I entered an elevator
I think I fainted,

Cap ko Hat ni!!!
mschewwwwwwwwwww

f u no get sense, at least u get eyes Undecided Lips sealed
aint it obvious those boys look like 2baba

Kai some people get bad mouth sha oo!!!
lol

@topic
Congrats 2baba!!!!!
His kids are so cute, and damn he just can't deny that child wearing the yellow top.

y me:
1) Wealth
2) Intelligence
3) Confidence
4) Good Looks
5)Fashion/Dress sense
6) Power/influence
7) Height

hey am just trying to be fair here

I know say you no dey ever carry last.