English language is what I do understand.. so wat r u writing?

kennygee:


And no asked for yours.

Yu dnt need to b sowi.. no one cares abt ur opinion..

kennygee:
I'm sorry to say but this Wike guy looks Occultic.

Mr joystick.. back off..
Go nd repair urs first nd bring pix

joystickextendr:
like seriously?







Meanwhile are u having problems with your joystick size or having premature ejac?? Check my profile/signature

Com to the Lord's Chosen nd b completely free.. God will Giv u d grace to hate it..stay blessed..

raayah:
Can you tell us a bit more? When did it happen? Did pastor lay hands on you?? What did it feel like? Are you sure you have absolutely no interest in men again?

Please, im interested. I like girls too and i want to see if i can change.

Come to d Lord's Chosen @ Ijesha in Lagos..
God will heal u.. m certain

kenonze:
Dear NL, I went to a chemist to explain my health challenges but was referred to see a doctor in a nearby clinic.

When I got to the clinic, being my first time ever to visit a normal hospital set up, I was confused with protocol however got to see the doctor and gave him all the answers to the numerous questions he asked.

He told me that I should run some test including taking sample from my vagina.

I was told to come for the results the next day which I did. Before now, my boyfriend has done some test and insisted I should see a doctor.

When I got to the doctor for my results and probably to start up treatment, the doctor was in his office, strangely he stood up and hugged me warmly. I was like could it be because of my new hairdo or makeover?

He offered me a seat and raised a topic off the main issue why I came.

I wasn't moved until he keep talking as if he wanted to tell me that I failed an exams. Curiosity were all over me until he finally told me that I have the deadly virus.(HIV)

The gum I was chewing just fell off my mouth, I started sweating on my palms and nose. I held the chair firmly for support but was almost dead.

He told me that it was for my best interest to know now than later when I might come down with bigger signs and symptoms.

I never told him to include HIV test,

I can barely eat since then.

I have lost weight.

I see the doctor as a monster.

Please advise me on what to do.



This happened to my friend in bayelsa.
She needed advise if at all she will listen.

Com to the lord's Chosen tomorw @ ijesha bustop.. jst ask abt chosen.

If u dnt get healed by God, castigate me..
I m assuring u, u will b free..

God bless u

Smartestelvis

Bros.. no one can giv u a slot in NNPC 4 300k..its too cheap.. dey r obviously scammers.. reason been dat a fwend's aunt told me dat her fwend got a Frsc job for her younger bro at 1.7m.. if frsc job can cost 1.7m, hw much more an NNPC job..
I knw diff pple r involved nd diff prices, Bt NNPC is way bigger..

My advise 4 u.. luk for a job ursef nd while finding a job, start up ur business..

Btw, u sound employable.. jst put more effort, u will b fyn

Bribery is a crime nd a sin..avoid it

Buharibolt.. d guy can run ehn..

Mod"s...
Front page pls

Seconded..
Seun
Lalasticlala
Obinoscoby
Berem

Front page material

Redlips22:
Hilarious.. mama peace no go kill person.. .

Mod's.. frontpage Abeg..
Asap

Dnt insult ur first lady oo.. consequences abound..

olamonsor2:
Deeply mumu. Mama piss

Her English might nt b right. Bt she is da first lady..

mzzkismet:
Hear mumu..... I am her first lady!!!!!!!!

Jst incase

Came across this conversations today which ensued between our first Lady and d general..


What do u guys think?



Na joke oo

Nice idea bro.. @ seun dis guy cud modify nairaland wit ideas no one may hv com across..

I recommend him
Cc. Seun osewa

Reading d comments nd laughing my ass out..
Som
Nairalanders
R
Crazy..nd funny [color=#990000][/color]

Lool .. chaii..
U bursting my brain
.

softysparky:

Stingydaboss.
Mo hate'ie

Bursty spanky.
Mo likea'

softysparky:
May the best candidate win.

Tufiakwa again..
Ur disgusting to tink it's rite..

ucheheart:
he didn't sleep with his mother, and her egg was not used, she only helped him to carry the baby in her womb so the child could grow into a normal child.

Abomination..

Tufiakwa

Y dnt u pm me?.. Som dudes might jst pm u nd u might tink it's mou..

mizkeleke:

Aii, a pm would do.

K

1bkaye:
I don't think I'd care

Lool.. hw abt we talk outside dis forum..

mizkeleke:

Hahahaha. Wait till next val

A

Ucheosefoh:
Give me her number let me beg her on your behalf

Y dnt u modify ur point 1. By saying d individual Wud b super boring

Must b as a result of excess sucking.. buy bigger bra's in advance

Tashaamania:

Lucky you, mine flunctuates and I don't know why

Wow..so painful..

Sad nd cruel world it is..

No u nt.. ..

mizkeleke:

And I am

Lool.. I nw knw who r my fwends..

mizkeleke:

Hahahaha. Wait till next val

Lool ..Hilarious indeed

We r doing dis togeda bae..allow me to lap u

RaeMystix:
I shall be watching this game tonight.