₦airaland Forum

Barack Obama is America's problem.
Not mine.

Meanwhile, chiefs from the Palace of the Oba of Benin have placed a curse on whoever was responsible for beheading Larry and causing unrest in the institution.

The palace chiefs clad in red attires poured libations invoking curses on the perpetrators even as sacrifices were made at the major entrance of the school where the severed head was placed.

Several persons have been killed in different parts of the state in clashes among rival cult groups.

Welcome to the land of 'red sand'!

Curses and more curses. . . .empty vessels making the MOST noise.

Na 'curses' white man dey take catch 'teif' or 'murderers' for oyinbo land?

Serves 'em right.

Gooooooooood ridddddance to bad rubbish.

If you do the crime. . . do the time.

Simple!

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But, a serious examining of these and similar questions will show you that the christain faith is built on fantasies and lies or at best, imaginations.

Na today?
No wonder the people who adhere to such phantasmagorical doctrines remain evil in their hearts, not to mention dull and ever so frustrated with life.
That 'immaculate' phocking and conception na real tori!
Thank God for DNA tests.
We go soon know who be papa and who be pickin and who impregnate who. . . Angel Gabriel included!

What a 'circus'!

Good!
At least they would learn to lay off themselves and the 'bottle'. . . fight like real men and women or be eaten alive by the North.

Harambeeeee!!!

Every man for himself.
One Nigeria for Nigerians only.

Nice one.
So proud of her.

What an accomplishment in life and death.

About time too.
You can only position your 'ikemba'. . . . . .I mean 'ikebe' on a collapsible, shrivilled peh-nis for so long, no matter the love!
Time to switch to 'stronger' studs.
She has paid her dues abeggi.

Yup! The marriage certificate is still valid in the eyes of the world.
Let him go and marry another wife to suffer all that punishment.
Bianca has suffered enough massaging that peh-nis for over 20 years to get a decent rise ourra it with all that bia bia for down dia sef.
The man does not even shave.
Kai!

I don't know why young women would settle for older men more than 5 years older. Love ko, love ni.

See the result?

Bianca, please. . .time to enjoy your life. I know you still love your P-Daddy[b](Puffed Daddy)[/b]. . .husband.

Nothing do you abeg. With all the money he has, he can comfortable retire in one 'old folks' home in the UK.

Thank God for you and your children.

“He left Nigeria sometime in 2009 after his graduation from the University of Nigeria, Nsukka in 2002. After working for years in Port Harcourt barely saving money to fend for himself and their aged dad, that was why he did not hesitate to leave the country when the opportunity came. He filed his papers repeatedly in France and they refused to grant him green card. He later moved to Germany when he met a lady who agreed to marry him. “When he moved to Germany, he told me that he had met someone and that he would soon get his papers. [size=20pt]I was glad because he had threatened severally that he would return to Nigeria when all efforts to get permanent residency failed.[/size]

So what is wrong with going back to Nigeria if you have failed to get a residency permit over the years. No one should be an illegal resident in ANY country, unless where fleeing from prosecution/genuinely seeking asylum from human rights violation against you.

He still has not returned with all the threats.
Maybe he would have better luck returning in a body bag.
R.I.P.

Luck smiled on him, as he met a German lady who agreed to marry him. When they met, he was visiting her from France and eventually moved to her home in Germany. [size=20pt]The lady who was a mother of two,[/size] started processing a German passport for him.

After chopping the 'white' congo 24/7 for 'papers' huh? I bet the 'landlord' did not like all that 'jungle-feverish' noises coming from the apartment at night.

Mu he he he he he


What rotten luck and a wasted life in Germany of ALL places, in the name of a residency permit.

Nigeria really sucks. . . but to lose a life all for the sake of a residency permit in a foreign country AT ALL COST?

No one should be that desperate. In fact, NOTHING in life is worth losing his or her life over. . except liberty and freedom of expression.

NOT AS DOGGONE GERMAN RESIDENCY PERMIT.

Tufiakwa. . . the height of low self-esteem.

“I have been a single parent all my life as I lost my wife few hours after Steve was born.[size=20pt] I had no choice but to send him to a motherless babies home [/size]where he was weaned for four years while I took care of his sister who was of age then. I struggled to train him and his sister up to university level. After his graduation, his sister Juliet assisted him to travel to France. I can still remember his words when he was leaving that he would soon be back to turn around my life. If it God’s will that I should bury my son I accept my fate. “I retired from government work in 2003 and since then I am yet to get my gratuity. I have been suffering and its like I am meant to suffer more with death of my dear son Steve. [size=20pt]Please help me beg anyone that can help to enable me receive the body and bury it properly.”[/size]

[size=20pt]BTS=Born-troway syndrome![/size]


What a tale of inconsistencies. You took care of his sister who 'was of age' as a bed mate or what? While your son was sent to a motherless babies' home to be weaned by 'wet' nurses?  When you were phocking all those women to make babies, were we there to enjoy the 'heavenly feelings' with you and those women?

Only God knows how many children by how many different women.

Typical African/Nigerian/Black man who only knows how to phock but not to raise the children he has fathered all over the globe.
If you cannot take care of the children you brought into the world. . .please do not phock! Simple.
See one of the results. . . ?
Thank God for small mercies.

There are fathers and there are FATHERS I tellya!

What [size=20pt]they[/size] could do is to put the paper and logistics together;[size=20pt] the family or Nigerian [/size] community could take care of the expenses. Let them consider the fact that this man did not die a natural death and deserved some respect at least for his family to see the remains and pay their last respect to their son.”

Please, over to the "Igbo-Biafran" noise-makers of NL and the world. Time to put ya money where your mouths are and bury one of your own. This is not a Nigerian problem. Thank you.

Love nor be by force.
We wish 'em well.

E easy to find soul mate for Nigeria and Africa?

Not to mention 'Nollywood' of all places?

ANYONE NOTICE THAT ALL THE SO-CALLED MEN/BABY DADDIES ARE NON-ACHIEVERS/NONENTITIES?

Look at 'em beautiful babes? Trust Naija dudes to be so intimidated by their looks and wallets.

Thank God African women are comfortable being 'single' parents like their AA and white counterparts.
It is better to be a single parent than to take your marriage certificate to your grave because of 'man stress'.
Thank you lord.

Stay single parents and beaurrriful sistahs.

Mwaaaaaaah!!!

Single parents with no man. . . married with no children. No wahala.

Just find some one to love ya!

Or love ya self without being a bitter person in life. . . . envious and jealous of your neighbor's life and progress.

You cannot have it all.

I love people who are true to themselves, instead of suffering in silence.
If it doesn't fit. . .you must acquit.
If you can't stay married, please do yourself and the world a favor.
Once a divorcee, always a divorcee.

Don't get married if you can't hang in there.

In the genes.

Please, display the pictures o!
So that all the girls and women phocking all these brutish beasts of LOCAL, Okoro-Ngbatic BABARIC men would realize that not only AIDS kills.

Also, that there are psychos in the African jungle too. Not just in the Middle East or the Western Hemisphere.

More pictures pweeeeease!!!!


If NL can show us pics of mouth action, why not these?

This should be an eye/nose opener to those peeps who chose to marry "Ethnic Taboos" . . . Claiming to be born agains in Sharia skin!

Especially, those Edo women who keep messing with those "rascals"!

My beaurrrrrriful grandma ran away from Abeokuta without her suitcase to avoid "beasts".

She was pampered and treated like royalty in Edo State. 

Edo sistahs, it is berra to marry an Italian than an ethnic taboo.

Please, say no to "bushmen". Just phock them, but DON'T marry them or have baby "beasts" by 'em thaaaaangs! 


Please, prolong your lives! Learn to get married from your states of origin where you can tell what fatherhood stands for.


Hear ye!
Hear ye!

Good gal!
Women are getting smarter.
Once a woman has had her kids, the SPAM-donor should be ditched if he becomes a problem.
Especially, with her own pocket book!
Amen.

African women please take note!

1st timer divorce rate = 50%
2nd timer divorce rate = 75%
3rd timer divorce rate = 90%


Say no to divorce!!!!!!

coogar:
okay o, mr chintua. write an email to him to stop talking. . . .

i was talking literally. . . .

Yeah right!
Tell that to 'Judge Judy'!

Or you fit try "Nancy Grace"!

"Jack Bauer" kpa kpa don record am!


Lucky you. Time to take my mamma out.

Good bye sir!

No escape!

Now face the topic.

coogar:
it was his birthday. reporters pushed mics in his mouth, he had to speak. it's not like he deliberately woke up, ran to a radio station to start [size=20pt]spitting hokum.[/size]

From your mouth to your 'babalawo's' ears. Na you tok am! Hokum he truly spat! Running to the mic or not. Better to be thought a [b][size=20pt]t[/size][/b]ool when silent than open the mouth to clear all doubt. Please tell Kongi to stop drinking 'piss'! It is toxic and can result in multi-organ failure.
Even William Shakespeare knew when to stop writing, not to mention stop talking. Haba!

i will eat blazay, suck his blood to the marrow, spit his bones out and down it with a swig of liquor. i'm not cute, i am a meanie!

Come chop. . .
Come suck. . .
Com spit. . .
Come swig. . .
Come swallow. . .

You think say I be 'Jesus' Christ wey una dey take do communion efry Soinday in 'remembrance' of ya cannibalistic legacy or occult ritualism?
Try ya luck. E nor go pass ya throat. . .and you nor for fit shyytam. Ya belle go swell. . .you go quench sharp-sharp.
Odeshi!
Nairaland is my witness if I ever go missing!
Like fada like son.
Occultism runs in the blood.
Abeg carry go!
Ritualist!

Please, carry your bad luck to someone else.

Well.
The evidence speaks for itself.
Let us keep praying till 'God' ceases to be deaf.

Amen.

Ystranger:
Blazay, I love your profile pic, can I 'shample?'

DOnt worry, I will wash my blokos, armpits, and butt-cracks thoroughly before I come over


I am even thinking of changing my name for ngbatic sounding to Edo sounding. Blazay, please grant my request.

Viewing only. No touching. Thank you.

Now that I have your 'eRRR-ection' . . . attention.
Back to topic please.

Gracias!

coogar:
who the heck is blazay? which crevice or orifice did he spring out from to be dissing soyinka!! the only nobel laureate in the southern hemisphere. tell blazay to learn some manners.

I am not dissing 'Soyinka'. He should keep his mouth shut and realize his time has passed instead speaking to get some 'has-been' attention. Please, tell the old, 'out-of-shape', fart pipe to ziiiiip it! Or go fart in your coffee cup for 'creamer' or 'brownies'!

Thank you and good bye!

Nuff said!

Ystranger:
Leave Blazay alone, we love Blazay muah.

Sup Blazay aka Chintua, muah muah

Please tell them o!
Hehn!
Somebarry cannot post in peace with all these stoopid 'Okoro-Yoruba' goons bothering porsin even on vacation with low blood pressure kwa nu?

abadaba:
Who are you talking about?.

Did I call any body's name?

coogar:
you are a [b][size=20pt]t[/size][/b]ool!

Ya grand dadddy!

What a senile old man.
In ANY civilized country. . . this man would have been drooling away, over his oatmeal in one Nursing home as you can find in McDonough, Henry Counrrrry, Georgia. . . .still using 'cloth diapers' for the elderly. . . with safety pins as 'tacks'!
Abeg enter ya grave je je jor.
Who ask am sef?
Abi no 'Nursing' home for Abeokuta to hide dis man?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!

Blackteeth:
^^^because the white man allowed a black monkey like you from a 'dorty' Nigeria to step on his soil.

Please, find a real country to love you. . . a real country full of humans not ANIMALS in human skin.

I am forever grateful. . . 
Freedom from 'dorty'-SMELLY peeps like you.
Now you know 'why a caged bird sings according to Maya Anjelou'!
Goodluck with ya 'dorty' Nigeria.
Monkey wey nor baff and monkey wey baff. . .big difference.

Thank God for the white man.

The day I lose this American passport. . .I will summarily commit suicide.
Your dorty Niaja with extremely UGLY citizens(inside and out) is not an option.
Tufiakwa!

[size=20pt]God bless America,
Land that I love,




Stand beside her and guide her
Thru the night with a light from above;

From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam,

God bless America,
My home, sweet home.
God bless America,
My home, sweet home.




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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJNqep77vBw

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Is it Titi Arowolo or Titi Oyakhire or Titi Omozoje.


Nneeee mheeeeeeeeeeeeen. . . .she sure stabbed herself to death I tellya!

Mu he he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

What a gruesome sight!

kai!!!

Disu wan na real "Jeffrey Dhamer" of Lagos!

Na waya for 'born-again' kingdom o!

Boko Harambeeeeeeee nor do rissssh disi wan o!

Lord have mercy and compassion!!!!

This is not 'ordinary eye'.

I heard Yoruba [size=20pt]MEN[/size] cheat the most in Nigeria is it true

Yes. Even with the holy Bible and Koran under their pillows.
And a few babalawos in there too plus 'magun'.
If anyone is cheating in this marriage, it is the bleaching yellow paw-paw Captain Ekeinde the pilot.
You know pilots and ashewo go hand in hand in Nigeria.