₦airaland Forum

PROUD-IGBO:
^^^ You sound so sad and deranged, i'm starting to feel sorry for you. You post shi*t like this to prove what?: that you're a bad-a*ss nigga?; a tough muthafuckar? Ohh!!! i'm cowering in fear .

Dude, you never start. Now i want you waste of space to up your game and try for once to impress those that bother reading your shitt*y posts with better original abuse, and not the pathetic rambling attempt you've made up there to sound like a bad-a*ss nigga.

What ethnic group spat you out? You're definitely not Igbo or Yoruba, and i dare you to mention your ethnicity so we can see how it measures up to Igbos' or Yorubas' acheivements nationally/worldwide.

I COMMAND YOU BASTAR*D to -at least attempt to- make your next post interestingly abusive, and not bore us to

death like you've done thus far.

Ciao

Sorry, this is the political section.
Meet me in the "sectarian" section on NL huh?
Make I "piss" for that ya rabid Onukwu-Biafra cancer-striken throat!
Work don close.
Enjoy your uselessness ati joblessness!
Igbotic stinking swine!

Mallow:
They had their conflicts too,and you can start showing some love without bashing these Nigerian women,it starts from somewhere.Peace.

i love them.

I only made a comparison. Na lie I tok?
Yes, they had their differences on humane levels.
Not animlistic levels.
I only show love where I see love.
I not be religious porson.
Thank you for loving them!

Wetin Naija porson dey do for Norway?
May her soul rest in peace.
Kai! Anything for greener pastures outside Nigeria.
E go beta one day.

I love Niger-Delta women.
NO bull-taking from Nigerian men.
Them go beat shegay comot for ya body if you mess with them.
Dem nor dey catch mugu for love.
Gotta love em.

seanet02:
Abeg leave black skin out of this. Though i do not support any sort of amnesty for terrorists.
But If america can be forced to negotiate with Taliban, i see no reason why odechukwu, a very weak d/ck will not negotiate with them.

Nothing wrong with 'negotiating' peace with the TALIBAN on foreign soil.
Is it not Afghanistan that is being destroyed? Is it American soil?
America will NOT negotiate 'peace' talks with ANYONE that farts on Americans inside or outside America.
Big difference sir!
After all, the terrorism is happening ONLY in Afghanistan.
Make Taliban come tryam for American soil, make we see how much 'negotiation' America go do.
Mu he he he he

OSAMA don quench abi? Mafia style execution. All na negotiation abi? 

In Nigeria you have Nigerians messing with Nigerian lives and Nigeria's stability.
You negotiate with Boko Haram. . .
You negotiate with Boko MASSOB. . .
You negotiate with Boko ND-Militants. . .
You negotiate with Kidnappers. . .

I ask again. . .only in Africa will the government negotiate with CRIMINALS!!!!

What are they discussing?
Only in Africa.
Kai!

Who discusses with a so-called terrorist, lawless group that distabilizes any part of a country?

The black skin has a long way to go I swear.

Oh well.
Life goes on.
This is America.
Doors never close, not to talk of windows.
She will be alright.

This is soooooooooooo heart-warming.
May God continue to bless you dear Beyounce.
I LOVE ALL YOUR SONGS.
What a beautiful human being she is. Congratulating another woman who used to be part of her crew as 'Destiny's Child'.
No wonder she continues to succeed.
Kudos!
If na Naija or African woman now. . .na so-so e-bad belle and e-jelosi. Always competing for peh-nis at the expense of each other. . .from broke arzzzed, brutish beasts for men.
Tufiakwa!

PROUD-IGBO:
^^^ You do realise you're fast becoming predictable for your penchant to use gutter talk in every post you make, and boring to boot? [size=20pt]You run the risk of peeps ignoring your posts like i've started doing, [/size] as you never seem to make any sense- just ramble on and on like a certified nut case!!!

. . . And who da phock are you?
What peeps are you referring to?
Drunken, diseased, Igbo-smoking cyber non-entities like you?
Chai! I zon zie! I zon suffer!
Some of us do NOT come here to be loved or discuss to with jobless cyber goons like you ok? Now find your level.
Some of us are actually gainfully-employed and use this a means of keeping awake. . .not to read other buffoonic posts like yours. I have been here for 4 phocking years. HAS MY PATTERN OF POSTING CHANGED. . .with or without your useless presence?

Ijjjiot!
Never even noticed such an entity existed here.
What do you do for a living, besides being proudly and smellingly Igbotic?
Anywhere you see this your Ojukwu, that your akpu-filled blokos abi na toto. . . will be twitching with epileptic fits mimicking some diseased 'erectile' or 'uterine' muscular functions and movements.
Ewu!

You have less than 200 posts with one of your handles here. . . and I have over 200 with one of mine
So, who should be ignoring who. . . you ye-re Enugu 'open-leaking-nyansh' fowl!
Please, continue to ignore my posts. You have been stinkingly boring from the get go!
The reason I avoid ALL your posts with absolutely nothing to read and digest. I only respond to threads. . .not posters.
Thank you.
Now GET LOST!

Now mind your phocking business. . .You Igbotic, Buuuuuuuuuuuuush, moda-phocking, useless, Onitsha-market Pig!

Mohadana striketh again!
Igbo-lover!

Na wah!
Mohadana and the facination with ashewo and juju.

Rent a bench to pass the night
At the Lagos Park section of Upper Iweka is another big story. Many street urchins and barrow pushers that are homeless find refuge in the area. While some of them sleep on top of their barrows at night, others that cannot afford the luxury rent wooden benches for N40 and sleep in the open space. Bench renting is another lucrative business in the area.

Very funny!
Living in Northern Nigeria is much better for sure.
Imagine countless 'Igbotic'-looking urchins with swollen week old eaten 'akpu'-filled tummies shinning, from their under-sized t-shirts from "Obioma" tailors or handed down from their grand-fathers. . .and on top of wheel-barrow beds or wooden benches. . .in the blazing sun.

Mu he he he he

What an eye-sore!

https://www.dreamstime.com/man-sleeping-in-a-wheelbarrow-thumb2790260.jpg

Tiffany put herself through school while living with her AA boyfriend who was also 16 when they started living together. I have never met her husband, but other co-workers swear he is 'blacker' than Djimon Hounsou from Benin Republic.


Tiffany graduated from both high school and college, then took in her 19 year-brother from a different father, while her mother parties away in Las Vegas Nevada with her current boyfriend. I don't know if Tiffany is in contact with her father.

Shocker #2! Tiffany just bought her brother a car and is putting him through school too with the support of her black boyfriend now her HUSBAND. They got married a few years ago after being together for over 10 years.   How often do you find that in any part of the world? I mean, marrying your high-school sweetheart?

Shocker #3. Tiffany got pregant by IVF paid off by her. She worked 6 days a week for over 1 year to make the payments for the IVF. She still works 2 full-time jobs with her pregnancy. She is is in her 6th month and doing great. She feels greaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
I can't wait for her baby shower.
Who says you do not have another chance to make a first good impression?
I have come to love and respect this lady. She is such a fine-spirited human being.
Lessons learned? Never judge a book by it's cover.

As a wuz sayin'. . .

This lady called 'Tiffany' is a 28-year old white female.
When I started working with her, she looked very unfriendly and made the most confusing facial expressions you could ever imagine.
You could not read her no matter how you tried.
The one thing I noticed at first was that she was pregnant so I attributed her moodiness to the pregnancy. Boy! She was crabby.
She had a whinny, squeaky little voice. Because she often had to go puke in the bathroom, she would always switch her assignment to avoid being locked up in "the unit". She also had to take frequent naps.

Boy, she was a gooood worker. Even with her 'I-don't-feel-too-good' state, she was the best of workers. Any woman who has been through that 'hyper-emesis gravidarum' of a thingy during pregnancy can identify with how miserable it is. It took me years to start eating Chinese food and yellow corn again. Lord have mercy! Sick as a dying dog! Intraveneous therapy and hyperalimentation. . .name it! I sure don't miss those days I tell ya. To whom it may concern please. Thank you very much.

Tiffany came from a single parent home. Her mother is all the way in Nevada with one of her numerous boyfriends. Tiffany left home at 16 and moved in with her boyfriend. . . A BLACK BOY!!! I thought she was a 'racist' huh? Shocker #1!

419.
Carrying ashewo for sport.

Which Bianca? Agaracha Igbotic wife don dey phock her nephew-in-law leave eim old rotten arzzzze to decay for one London Nursing home ke! You know those Mama Charlie Land doctors sabi prolong life like dem dey do dem wor-wor porcupine face queen?

Dem go chop eim money taya like them chop Yara-dunce own. 

This Ogun-Abia of a state na wah-wah!!!
 


Abeokuta again?

No wonder my wise grandma ran Anu-Santana 999 from that dreadful, fetish place.

She NEVER returned as soon as reached South-South!

Dem for don chop her 'menses'!

Mu he he he he he

Na wah!
These peeps phock dead bodies too?
Gosh! They DO it ALL!!!!

God save the world from Okoro-Ngbai ritualists'!!!!!'

Always on my own. I dun wanno see any cyber riff-raff on ma thread o! Make dem dress go one corner abeg. Abi I dey go dem dem ye-ye threads?

Shiooooooor!!!!

More stories to come. I dey for my bed. Make I reassssh wor f'o'rst.
Not easy to type from this I-Phone of a business.

Please, mind your business!
Are there no heavy-heavy dibias to patch his decaying arzzzze in Nnewi?
Please, he has 2 young children that could use this money.
No wonder Bianca is crawling around GEJ's bed as his adviser of "Bluetooth" affairs.
Arrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!!!

Marques is a Yoruba name. The Yorubas answer such colonial names like "Otunba" Santiago and "Erelu" Thomas-Johnson! Ogbon-Killy-We names. Beware of child-traffickers of the Eastern and Western parts of Nigeria.
All WOMEN in Nigeria should undergo MATERNITY tests!
Especially the wealthy women in Nigeria.

Beware of Gbomo-Gbomos from the South East and South West.

Let me tell you about this co-worker of mine. I will call her "Tiffany"!
When I started working at one of my jobs, I met this 28 year old lady. I did not like her at first because she seemed a 'racist'.

Ooops. . .time to gerrout of hia.
Time to go home.
To be continued.

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Haven digressed a bit, I return to the issue of Nigerian men and their foreign wives. [size=20pt] I am stunned, perplexed, taken aback by the transformation Nigerian men, married to non-Nigerian women,[/size] have gone through in the United States (and perhaps all over the Western world). My goodness, here are a group of macho men, fiercely independent, with a burgeoning sense of entitlement who thinks the world belongs to them; and that women are made to be at their beck-and-call. Here they are; they have suddenly or gradually gone soft and sensitive and romantic and wide-eyed. How did these groups of men become “oh baby, oh baby” kind of guys? How did they become “yes honey, yes sweetheart, yes darling” kind of fellas? What has happened to them? What got to their hearts and soul?


[size=20pt]Why are Nigerian men afraid to turn control over to their Nigerian wives? [/size]


Why are they averse to showing their sensitive side? Why the need to control and dominate? Why are Nigerian men reluctant to take their wives on a romantic walk to the parks and beaches, buy roses and cards? Why the need to bottle up their romantic side? Why have they refused to do for their Nigerian wives what they would heartily do for non-Nigerian women? After all, Nigerian women, unlike their foreign counterparts usually do not demand to be co-captains of the house. They usually do not demand for more than is earthly possible. And way more than their foreign counterparts they understand what it means to be a wife and a partner; they understand what it means to be part of the extended family.

Why do Nigerian men become 'women-wrappers' to foreign women?
Is it because the Nigerian woman do not know how to suck?
Why don't they like to 'suck' us like they suck foreign women. . . even with shyte in their bottoms?