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"The Bleep did he do that for?" Joe shouted as they jumped out of the car right in front of their home.
"I don't know, let's go in first" lugo said leading him in by the hand.
Sitting in the parlor, Lugo poured a glass of vodka and handed it over to Joe who gulped it down in seconds and broke the glass on the wall. For minutes they sat there staring at empty space, Joseph's eyes blazing like wild fire. They didn't spend long before Stanley came in, holding a crying Maria. She left Him and ran to her brother, they hugged each other and Maria cried more, Joseph was tough, he was hurt alright but he couldn't afford to break down, he needed to be strong for his family, for his cliques, they needed no weak leader.

"Where's Jaycee, where's August? " Joseph asked looking around. Maria jumped up and went inside the house and reappeared with her phone, frantically dialing Jaycee's cell.

Jaycee cell kept vibrating, he was in the bathroom taking his bath and Nancy was in the parlor with August, she was going through Jay's phone.

"Hello" she said as she picked the call.
"Hello, Who is this? Is Jaycee there?" Maria asked anxiously.
"Yes, let me get him for you" nancy said and dropped the call.
"Jay, one of your girls need you on the phone " she shouted. Jaycee came in already dressed. Nancy flipped the phone over to him.
" Fukk, that's my sister" he said as he picked the phone. Before he could call her back, her call came back in.

"Hello sis"
"Jay where are you?"
"I'm with nancy, what's up?"
"Come home immediately, get baby back here"
"Oh okay ".
They dropped the call and together the three of them walked out of the house. Holding August by the hand and Nancy on the shoulder, they strolled leisurely. They haven't been walking for long before a Mercedes Benz pulled up to where they were, the back door flipped open and seating at the Extreme end was a man in dark shades, a .38 in his hand, pointed towards Jaycee, he was motioning them to get into the car.

"Are you kidnapping us?" nancy asked
"Get in the car before i bust ya'll caps" the man commanded in a hoarse voice.
Jaycee moved slowly towards the car like he was going to get in and then in a fast twist, he banged the door shut with his leg and pushed both August and Nancy away, dropping on the floor with a thud, he pulled out a .34 from his trouser and fired aimlessly at the projected direction of his assailant, 3 shots, the sound of bullets hitting metals and screams from inside the car was all he needed, he jumped up from where he lay, grabbing August and Nancy, he ran as fast as they let him.
Within seconds, the mercedes came back to life and ran madly after them. They cleared from the pathway to escape being bashed by the car and in a twist of event, a low rider pulled up, Joseph and Lugo jumped down from it, Joseph clutched his Ak while Lugo held a sawed off short gun. Without further delay, they faced the Mercedes and lit it. One could easily see the anger through Joseph's eyes as he emptied his clip on the car.
Satisfied, they went closer to the car and observed it, the driver was a body of holes as no chunk of meat was in its place, he head busted in two, his hand hanging loosely from his body. Joseph nodded and approached his brother, without a word, he picked August in his arms and made for the car while the rest followed.

Thursday came and everywhere was crowded, it was like an angel had come down from heaven to hell and everyone wanted to catch a glimpse of him.
At exactly 10 am, sir Jean Tommels convoy drove through the neighborhood surrounded by police escorts, he arrived at the town square amidst heavy security and walking side by side with him was Chief inspector Heckelman, a heavily set man with a white mustache.
Joseph and Lugo with his men had arrived 20 minutes earlier and had placed themselves in strategic positions. Joseph was disguised in a black face cap and black sunshade that made it hard for one to know it was him. He stood at a spot above the podium where the visitor was to address the people, from there he observed movements of people, an Ak 47 lying at his feet.
"So what was the plan again?" Lugo asked as he approached Joseph.
"Nothing much, from here, i am going to train my bullets into Heckelman's leg, making sure i tear it off, then while everyone is running for his fuckin life, Ron and Brad will drag him out the back into the waiting car, with the pains in his leg, i dont think he will deny us any information"
"As simple as that?"
Joseph nodded.
"I hope it works"
"Me too or i am going to separate his legs from his body "

" What the hell is Williams doing there " Lugo asked as they spotted Williams take position behind Jean Tommels, clad in a black suit and dark sunshades.
" I don't know, maybe he got himself a new Job" Joseph said with a thick accent of indifference in his voice.
"I hope he won't interfere"
"I hope too"

Few minutes later, Jean climbed the podium and started his address. He was a good speaker, Joseph and Lugo didn't think otherwise, he engaged everyone and enjoyed a high degree of attention from his audience. People clapped in between his speech. He had been speaking for about 10 minutes when Joseph pulled up his gun. He tactically shifted back to get cover, pulling the gun to his eye level, he aimed at The chief's Chest, bit his lips and reluctantly shifted his aim to his legs slowly. He cocked the gun and before he pulled the trigger, 3 simultaneous bangs rented the air and Jean Tommels fell. Pandemonium broke lose. In between the chaos, Joseph could make out his brother, Williams clutching a smoking . 45, he was saying something.

"You son of a bitchh, you are not welcomed here, our people,our families die here, you too, you come here, you die, this is our home, stay in your homes". He shifted the gun to his left hand and pointed at the escaping crowd with his right finger as the spittle flew out of his mouth and the sweat soaked his body.
"Remember,this is for you, your children and your future generation, i did this for us, remember me and remember this, nobody will tell us how to run our homes".
At that point, the police and security guards have regrouped and had surrounded him, with rage in his eyes, Joseph made out Chief Heckelman slowly coming to intercept Williams who stood facing the police. Aiming his gun at the Chief, tears streaming down his eyes at the prospect of losing another family, he grabbed the trigger and let out his fury through the gun, he riddled the chief with as many bullets as he could, by the time he stopped, the chief could not be recognized, head blasted open and brain dripping out, he body full of holes and spurting out blood, all this did not pacify Joseph when he saw his brother on the floor, dead.
"No, noo, noooooooo!!! " he shouted as Lugo pulled him out of the hall...

Two police families wiped out in one night, all corrupt police officers in St Mathews slept with both eyes open, in fact, none of them slept at all. Investigations commenced on the break of dawn, there were no witnesses and no one was willing to talk, half the population had an idea of the man responsible but no one was bold enough to come out, Joseph was on a rampage and only death could stop him.

"So what next? " Lugo asked Joseph as they sat in hidden corner at the Orient night club, from where they had an Arial view of the whole place..
" We can't go after Heckelman now, if he connects Mike and Payne to himself, which he must have done by now, he will be very careful" Joseph said as he took a sip of his foaming beer.
" So when do we go, you know we have to be fast, before things go cold"
"Yea, we will get him where he least expects us to be"
"Do you have a plan?"
"Well, I have heard tales, his calendar places him at the town square by Thursday next week"
"For the visit of Tommels?".
Joseph nodded. Stanley walked in and pulled a seat for himself. The waiter appeared with three more bottles.
"You want to hit town squares on a day like that? That's Suicide"
Joseph nodded and sipped his drink.
"This is St Mathews, anything is possible"
"Whats the plan?"
"I will detail you later"

"Joe, that hit on those cops, it was you right?" Stanley asked as he opened his drink and Joseph nodded.
"You know they would come after you, right?"
He nodded again.
"You just have to be careful, i know your parents are involved but you have to thread with caution, the police always manages to avenge their dead ones"
Joseph nodded.
"I'm just worried about the family is all, about Maria and Jaycee and August, i want them to be safe man". Josephs' eyes turned red at the mention of those names, he twitched his face and down his beer in a single gulp.
"This is none of your business, stay out of it". He finally said and left with Lugo.


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The time was 10:42 pm. Holding August by the hand, Jaycee moved swiftly Through alleyways and unfenced backyards until they got to a house with
The number 13 boldly written on it.
"August, go to the that window and knock" he whispered to his brother who walked to a window in the house, stretched his hand and knocked. The window snapped open and a fair beautiful girl poked her head out.
"Hey Jay" she called out.
"Hey Nancy, everything ok?"
"Yea, everyone is gone, jump in"

They both went in through the back door and locked it behind them. Nancy rushed at Jaycee and kissed him, he dropped August's hand and held her tight by the butt. August squeezed his face and ran into the parlor.

"Where have you been, i have missed you?" Nancy muttered in between kisses
"I have been busy "
" With your girls eh?"
"Stop, are you jealous?"
"No, I'm not" she said and rolled her eyes
"You are, i can see it".
She laughed and he smiled.
"Yes, a little "
" You shouldn't be, you know you are queen of the pack".
He grabbed her and lifted her off the ground. As they stumbled their way into her room.
The man in suit and black hat walked pass the front of the house.

justscorchone:
Mehn highest trips,guy are you a PH boy?

Nah bro. Anambra boy

It was a Sunday night, the moon was high up and everywhere was a peaceful quiet.
Sargent Mike Browski had just finished dinner with his family and was relaxing over a movie with his wife and two kids. He just turned 33 years old over two months ago and had thrown a lavish party for it, a party too expensive for his salary but then, he was a cop in St Mathews where everything was possible, he had spent over 8 years in the force. His wife, Edna, a fine woman of 29 years old had been with him for 10 years and they both had 2 kids from the union. Mark the eldest was 9 and James was 5. They were together in the parlor when Joseph busted into them with two of his guys, each clutching a .45

"Who the hell are you?" a surprised Mike barked at them.
"Don't ask me that silly question Mike, everybody knows me" Joseph said, brandishing the gun at him while the rest of his family cuddled together in a shaking fit.
"Joe what do you want?"
"Just some answers"
"What are the questions?"
"Good, my pa and ma got killed some few days ago, you are well aware of that? "
" Everybody knows, what has that got to do with me?"
"Nothing much, just that on that night, you refused to do a job that you had always done previous nights before that one"
"What Job, what are you talking about?"
"It was your shift, it was under your watch, your patrol that my parents got murdered and surprisingly, you were nowhere around, Mike, what happened?"
"I don't know what you are talking about, i don't do shifts on Thursdays " he stammered
" Your partner gave a different excuse although lame like yours but his was better"
"Payne? What did he say, did he say i killed your parents, what did he tell you?"
"No, after all the trial and error excuses he gave, he just ended up saying that you two were motivated not to do your Job on that particular day"
"That's not true, it was his whole idea "
" Really? "
" Yea, he suggested we took a night out "
" I thought you were the senior partner?"
"No, he is, he got promoted and i got assigned to him" Mike blurted out, his wife turned sharply to look at him, something Joseph took note of.
"Your wife seems to disagree with you?"
"It's the truth i swear, my wife knew nothing about it"
"You and Payne, your stories contradict but i think i believe Payne more than i believe you"
"It's the truth, it was Payne's idea to take the night off"
"I would have called to tell him your own side of the story but i'm afraid he may not pick "
" how do you mean, why won't he pick?
"Lugo do you think there are chances of his survival?" Joseph asked his companion
"A .45 to the brain leaves nothing alive " Lugo said with an evil frown on his face and Mike's jaw dropped. Joseph squatted to be on the same eye level with Mark.
" You see, you are our only witness and i ain't leaving here empty handed"
"Payne knew everything, i don't know nothing" mike said slowly.
Joseph stood up with a sting and pulled the silencer from his gun.
"I just need you to hear the sound" he said and put the gun in the direction of James who clung to his mother and pulled the trigger twice, the sound was loud as the little boy dropped on the floor, his stomach shattered and smoking while his intestines poured out. His mother fell on him and let out a loud cry, Mark rushed at Joseph and started hitting him on his legs, Joseph kicked him hard and he fell on the floor while he shifted the muzzle to him, his next victim.
"We could do this all night mike, when i'm done with your kids, your wife would be next and then you, either way, you will tell me what i want, willingly or unwillingly, all i need is your motivator, who gave you the motivation" Joseph barked.
"Save our boy mike, tell them what they want" his wife cried out.
Mike just stared in shock at the body of his son on the floor. Joseph cocked his gun for the second time and that snapped mike back to reality.
"Ok ok, i will tell you what you want, just spare us" he pleaded
"Talk " Joseph said
" It's Chief, he gave the instructions, he also paid us"
"Who is chief?"
"The police chief, our boss"
"Heckelman?"
"Yes, him, he knows everything "
" And why would we believe you?"
"It's the truth, please spare us, i swear nobody would know" mike begged on his knees. Joseph motioned the guys out. They all went to the door. Mike slowly reached for his pistol under the couch.

Joseph turned and looked at them..
"Sorry, we don't leave witnesses"..
He fired 6 shots. 2 for each of them.


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Early the next day, a call was put through

Line 1: sir, two cops have just been killed
Line 2: cops get killed everyday, how's that my business?
Line 1: true sir, just that these two are connected to the Donati event
Line 2: are you saying that someone is onto us
Line 1: not just someone sir, it's Joseph Donati
Line 2: oh, so what do you intend to do now?
Line 1: we just need your permission to carry out the second plan
Line 2: good, get it done
Line 1: sure sir..............

The investigations into the death of the Donati parents had commenced immediately their bodies were discovered and had ended faster than that. The police in St Mathews were corruption personified and only needed a little nudging for them to let the case drop. Nobody relied on them though, the killer may have as well payed them to carry out the assassination themselves.
Joseph soon embarked on the investigation himself, he had control over the largest gang group known in the hood. Fearless daredevils who was loyal to him above all else. Whatever classified information he wanted, he got it as easily as looking up google. No matter what it took, all he needed was to ask questions and the answers would come immediately.

Why would anybody want his parents murdered?
Who was bold enough to pull the trigger?
Who was behind the gun man?
And most importantly
How did the shooter know where his parents would be and what time they would be there?

These were the questions that littered Joseph's jotter. Questions he needed answers to. If anyone was bold enough to put a hit on his family, he would have to have extra guts and extra backing. He had drawn up a list of all the assassins he knew, from the professional ones who were professional enough to hit a family like his and walk undetected down to the naive ones who were stupid enough to carry out hits without asking questions or to be used by people.

He carried out several meetings with men from his gang who worked 24 hours to unravel the identity behind the crime. So far none of the names on their list had clicked. Everyone had his alibi.

"What are we missing here?" he had asked in one of his meetings with Lugo, a top member of his clique
"Maybe we should widen our scope, include more suspects?"
He had suggested.
"Good suggestion, i am going to get the fool who did this, even if it meant tearing down Georgian and St Mathews " he had threatened
" You think a rich folk is involved?"
"I believe so, a lot of guts and a lot of money should be involved, money that can wipe fear from the mind, but i don't think a Georgian would do sh1t in St Mathews without a middle man, they may have lived here once but things change, that link is what i need"
"True, bribery must also be involved, the police, we should check them out, don't you think?"
"Yea, talking about the police, the spot my parents were killed in, it was an open area and always patrolled by cops, but that night was different, there was none"
"So you think someone killed the patrol that night for some reasons?"
"I don't know, why don't we ask the police? After all, they are our friends " He said with a wry smile on his face

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Losing both parents the same day was bad enough but having them murdered was more that Joseph could take, someone had dug hands into his eyes and he wasn't going to let the person walk. He knew it wasn't robbery as most people, especially the police had insinuated, nothing was taken from them. He also knew that no one could make an attempt on any member of his family without solid backing and if that was the case, then he'd have to be more careful and fast in finding out whom the foe is. The responsibility of taking care of the family which had always laid partially on him has now fully been passed on him. Fending for them was far more easier than protecting them, theirs was a wild family and for long they had been protected by the reputation that Joseph had gained for himself, but now, things seemed to have changed for them. Their parents had been killed and it was just them alone.

Maria was totally devastated, the death of her parents was a fatal blow on her. Her Family was her world and meant everything to her. She was now the official mother of the family and had sworn to protect them even if it would cost her life. She made sure that little August was always within her reach and rarely let him out of her sight.

Williams was just being himself. Always reserved and kept to himself. Not even the death of both parents brought out the emotions in him.

Jaycee had cried when he first heard the news and had since wiped his tears. He decided crying wasn't going to bring them back so he had to move on. There were so many things to keep him busy and so many girls to help him out of his sorrow.

August was saved the details of the gory affairs. All he knew was that he no longer saw his parents, his mind was probably too young to notice that. But then he knew he had parents and all of a sudden, they weren't there anymore.


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Stanley was a 25 year old resident of Georgian street, the heaven next to st Mathew. He stood at 5'8, light skinned and slender with an overall cuteness. He was the only child of his parents, Jim and Martha Curtis. He wasn't born rich, he had worked his way up to where he was by dealing secretly with the rich folks. His jobs for them often included selling out on the members of the ghetto and petty things like that.
He was the first and only boyfriend to Maria Donati. Joe was skeptical about the affair but Maria had a strong mind of her own and wanted what she wanted.
Although wanted by many people, Stanley had succeeded in keeping her only to himself which surprised a lot of people, faithfulness was a rare virtue which occurred in st Mathew like an eclipse.

Stanley had rushed down to the Donati residence when the news of the death of their parents got public. He spent most of his spare time watching over Maria like she was going to do something stupid but she was stronger the that. The Donatis were a strong family. Though his presence helped in pacifying Maria, she needed to be around someone she loved.

St. Michael's street was a ghetto after the devil's own heart. They didn't need to commit to him to make him happy, in a few years, they had managed to turn it into a vacation joint for the Ruler of hell himself. Evils weren't just evils there, they were norms and generally accepted. Only a few of its inhabitants have managed to fight there way out of there and when they made it, they came back and carved out a haven out of the shithole for themselves and exploited the rest of the populace. They formed a government of themselves, by themselves and for themselves. Like in all corrupt society, the chain moved in a triangle there, the poor masses contributing all for the benefits of the uplifted few leaving the rest with nothing but frustration, hatred and contempt for each other.

Two members of a very significant family in the lower circle has just been murdered. The parents to the most feared and respected member of the community.
Joe knew that anybody with the balls enough to pull a trigger on his parents wouldn't hesitate in doing so too to the rest of his family. His family was more valuable to him than anything and two members of it has been capped. Whoever did it has priced his goods and was going to get a very good bargain.


Joseph Donati is the first born out of five children of Mr and Mrs Mark Donati. He was just 22 when his parents were murdered that night and that automatically transfered to him the leadership of his immediate family.
It is often said that the people who are to be feared are those who feared nothing. Joseph falls into this category of people. He has seen it all and done it all that it meant nothing to him any more.
Shot three times at the age of 15 and a miraculous survival, he now sees himself as less prone to death. He had gathered enough respect and fear for his family. They were the link between the rich and the poor.

He is the eldest of the Donati family, the second child a girl, Maria is 20, the third child a male, William is 17, the fourth Jaycee, a male is 15 and the last, August a male as well was only 5.
They were all strong and self dependent, they were equally fearless as their eldest brother.

Joseph was tall at 5"8 and well built, a little bit of macho with bushy eyelash and hairs too. His color, Ebony black fitted his soft and smooth skin and added a type of beauty to his already handsome face.

Maria on the other hand was light skinned and stood at 5"5. She was slim and had the hour glass shape, flat stomach, upright breasts and wide hips gave her the body of a female athlete but she can't even name a single Gym in the neighborhood. Her voice, when she spoke, sounded like a professional opera singer and when she sang, the whole atmosphere stood still. Maria was very pretty like her mother, only that she looked better.

William was the quiet type who people often mistook for meekness, he was no where near meek, just that he doesn't like being predictable. He was a little above 5"6 and still growing. He was slim unlike the rest of his brothers and rarely wore a smile. He was the man for keeping a secret.

Jaycee was the perfect youth and second to Joseph when it came to being fearless and daring. The only things he didn't do were the things that were impossible to him like Jump up and pull a plane from the sky, as long as he can attempt it, he would try to do it and it often came with consequences, he looked younger than his age and had this boyish handsomeness about him. The way he looked and smiled could throw any girl off guard. He was the best friend to Little August, a position he beat Maria to.
There is nothing much to say about August. He came as a surprise and wasn't intended. His parents had decided to stop child birth when he came, nevertheless, he came and was the most loved in the family. He was dark in complexion and had a fine face. He was always tagging along Jaycee whom he fondly called Jay.

The neighborhood was dimly lit by a half Crescent moon. The streets were empty save for some movements of domestic animals at intervals. The time was 10 pm and everywhere was quiet.
In the dark a shadow lurked, a shadow that belonged to a man, a man on a big black coat, black gloves on his hands and a black hat to cover his head which also hid away his face. He eyed his wrist watch from time to time and took a glance around like he was waiting for someone.

From the far end of the streets, a couple approached, a man and a woman, holding onto each other, oblivious of their environment. They walked slowly and playfully and were so engrossed in each other that they didn't see the man walking up to them and when he stopped right in front of them, they jumped from fright and stopped dead in their track. The night was dark but with the aid of the moon, they could see the outline of the Glock as he pulled it from his trouser and pointed it in their face, the horror was visible in the face of the woman as her husband stared at their assailant with his mouth open.

"If you want our money, you can have it, all of them but please don't shoot us" the man found his voice while his female companion stuck to his side in rigid fear.
"The money, you can have it" the man repeated in a shaky voice to his silent assailant.
That was the last thing he said. He cocked the gun and before the couple could have enough time to think about it, he had pulled the trigger. Four loud bangs, two for each of them. ..

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So let's get started

Perfectionist11:
Bien hecho.

Gracias

These pussi niggas peasants, yeah
All my niggas gon be present, yeah (here)
Bish I'm wrapped up like a present, yeah
I got credit fukk a debit (Bleep it)
And, I'm the truth this not no flexing
I got, skinny jeans with a weapon
And, I'm the future and the present
Baby, pop that pussi like a Pepsi
Baby, water like a water fountain
My money colored like a clown
Show me them places like a noun
She can't, can't ride this dikk without a sound...

Young thug can rap for Iraq, that nigga is good. I was following his dope track "no way" that was blasting on my home theater, shaking my head like i was high on cheap weed. I was in this mood like this when shape walked into my room in all her glamour and curvytude, suited in a jean bumshot and singlet that was getting tired of holding up her heavy boobs. I switched from singing the song to humming it. She walked straight to the bed and sat beside me while i put my hand around her waist.

"Neche do you have airtime?" she asked and i nodded my head still nodding to the music too.
"Can i use your phone, i want to call someone" she asked and as if on cue, the hook to the song came up and i sang it out loud

No, no, no way, no-no way
No, no, no way, no-no way
No, no, no way, no-no way

"Please nah" she said rubbing my laps. I paused the music and faced her.
"For this thing you just did, i will allow you a 30 seconds call"
She smiled as i flipped my Nokia Torchlight at her and she started dialing a number.
"Who are you calling?" i asked her
"My baby boo"
"But i'm here naa, how can you be calling me when am here in your own present presence" i said and she rolled her eyes on me and started her call while i kept looking at her ass picturing my self on top of it, my dikk rose but my tight boxers held it tight. I was too busy meditating on the mysteries of her ass that i didn't notice that the call had lasted more than 2 mins. Before my mind came back, she was already done with a big smile on her face. I put the music back on and reduced the volume a bit

"for your mind, you don outsmart me naa" i Said and she smiled pecking me
"Who be that your boyfriend sef?"
"You won't know him, he is new"
"Ar ar, when did you meet him?"
"This xmas, he gave me a lift in his venza and asked me out"
"so because he get car and we no get, na why you leave all the guys wey dy die for you in this lodge come follow am abi, even James wey dy use ur picture masturbate" i said and she hit me on the laps laughing.
"That one dy shaa, anywhere you never do me new year o"
"Baby what would you like me to give you?" she asked and i faced her with the naughtiest smile my face could gather..
"I want a 3some" i said caging the laughter that was trying to run out of my mouth.
"Hmmm, with whom and whom"
"You, your sister and I, i can handle the both of you"
"No, i want it to be Me and Naza" she said with a naughty grin
"No, i need an entirely different vjay"
"and what's the difference between my own and Chinaza's own, why do you keep cheating on her"
"Its just like the difference between jollof rice in Mr biggs and Jollof rice in Lady Stainless joint" i said smiling
"Whats the difference?"
"The style, the size of the rice and how oily it is, how it is packaged plus others" i said and she pulled my ear.
"So which is better Mr biggs or Lady stainless? "
" I haven't been to mr biggs so i will say Lady stainless is better " i said and winked at her
" So between me and naza, who is mr biggs and who is lady stainless?"
"I don't know "
" You must know o, tell me osiso"
"How can i know when i have not tasted you? For now you are mr biggs". She slapped my cheek playfully and got up from the bed and headed towards the door. I called her back.
"Shapy i'm serious"
"About what? "
" The 3some " i said and bit my lips while i sang a part of the "no way" song that came up, referring to shape.


"I told that bitsh suck my vienna out the can man
She started doing it without a command
I want you to fit this dikk inside your hips
And I wanna eat that pussi creamy like a dip"

"You can try it with Chinaza and Jennifer " she said and laughed.
"Shape thank you, happy new year, begin dy go your room" i said and faced my tv. She stood there smiling and looking at me.
"I would have been your girl if we were both single " she said looking at me.
" But now that we are both UNSINGLE?
"Nothing, your bae is my friend "
" come closer" i told her and she came to the bed.
"Shape you know we feel something for each other right?" i said and carried her on my laps.
"Yea but its so inappropriate "
" Yea, but then, it doesn't stop us from having a fling once in a while"
"Hmmm, i'm a virgin shaa" she said
"V what? "
" virgin, forget about all this things i carry, its natural".
As she was saying that, i was busy feeling her body like they can tell me if she was saying the truth or not.
"Shape, that 3some, don't worry about it again, i was only joking" i said and she laughed.
"Are you running because am a virgin?"
"Why will i run, just go to your new guy, let him break you and then come back "
She slapped me and ran out of the room while i stared at her trying to figure out the virginity in her but to no avail.
Haaa, shape a virgin, noo, izz not possible but who can i ask. Anyways whether she is telling the truth or not, the only way to find out is ehnmm, you guys understand naa but then i'm not interested in that, the last virgin i broke is still stuck to me like my brokeness. Chinaza.
I can't afford another one


No, no, no way, no-no way
No, no, no way, no-no way
No, no, no way, no-no way

Abeg make una no vex. I'm not ignoring you guys, just that I don't like commenting here unless i have something to update. Thanks people.

nollyway:
Chai!! Chipappii ma guy

Happy new year ooo

Ur nigga don return via xmas

I don miss dis article too much..

Network fluctuate tire....

Hehehe, welcome bro. Ur village no get network? Wish you the best

As January don show like this, that's the period most people realise that they have just spent 12 months hardwork in a month under one week. I was part of these people shaa. Only difference was that i have no earnings except my fathers stipends to me which i Normally waste on condoms and taking girls out. May God help me this year, Amen. Can i hear a loud Amen people?

Anyways, this particular girl i have been eyeing, she was the all flirts and no action type. As in, talk dirty like a garbage can, she go follow you do am but for the main thing, that one is in London. For a very long time, 3 years i guess, i have been dangling in her friend zone like a pendulum. Even my mind has started deceiving me into believing that i was enjoying the friend zone but the heavens will forbid it.
A brief run down of the girl.
She is tall, like the average tallness for a girl. Her shape is my favorite, busty and curvy and when she walks, one would think she was on the runway, her skin, ebony black and a well carved face out of which shot a pair of very sexy eyes, i am even thinking she can read one's soul with those eyes, only her eyes can give you a boner. Then her voice, if she talks, it always seemed like she was singing. Clara was perfect in all ramifications and trust me, it breaks my heart very much to know that a damsel like this has decided that i was like a brother from another mother, like, I mean, why can't she see me as a boyfriend, even if na spare one, as far as i can get access to some of the packages the the main guy is getting, i'm okay.

Well shaa, this new year, i decided that being broke wasn't funny at all. I just want to talk about money and less about girls, so i have made up my mind that I am only going to have one babe. Okay not one, just two. Chinaza the main chic and any other random chic for a side chic, just in case Chinaza decided to exhibit her ogbanje traits. Lol
So for sometime, i have been searching for this replacement chic, i don't know what happened again, I don't know if i got more ugly or what, usually it takes me like 2 to 3 days to get a girl to fall for me but now, it takes me 3 to 4 days to get them to reply my hi on whatsapp. That one shaa still dey.
So this night i checked Clara's profile, a new picture showed up, immediately it finished loading, i took a look and gbam, like a rocket, her cleavage shot into my eyes, in my mind i was like, i have found my second missing rib, on Closer observation, i then saw that Angelic eyes, it was a total knock out for me. This year 2017, i decided i was too big for her friend zone, i am going to upgrade, even if na supplementary boyfriend, at all at all na im bad pass. 3 years in friendzone, i have tried abeg, i need retirement and even settlement sef. So our chat started.

Me: baby
Her:babe
That babe she called me was so friendly and masculine, it carried no atom of emotion in it but then, i was determined to break this yoke.
Me:How are you?"
Her: am fine dear and you
Me: am ok, i was just strolling by when your eyes caught my attention.
Her: lol, you love my eyes abi
Me: yes naa, see it shining like fluorescent tube, just dy make me weak
Her: hahahahahaha. Not just you, a lot of guys are also feeling the eyes.

Sorry, i will summarize the chat, i can't come and be telling you what i discussed with a girl in my whatsapp.
So our chat took shape, like an experienced driver, i managed to steer the conversation into relationship talks, i explained to her how i have been feeling her for a long time, especially those eyes of hers and her lovely boobs [ i didn't tell her about the boobs tho, just the eyes lol] and how i would like to take control of certain things in her life, She asked what type of things, i said her heart but in my mind, her hot body was the paramount issue tho i no tell her that one too. She replied and gave her conditions. Apparently, a lot of her village guys this xmas have opened her eyes to the fact that she was beautiful and sexy, that one compounded my case like this. Her conditions, i must be able to take care of her needs and she mustn't go bankrupt. In my mind, i was trying to upgrade from friend zone to lover zone and here she was trying to shift me, not even upgrade, from friend zone to banker zone. After our conversation this night, she succeeded in making me realise how juicy the friend zone position was. I decided i was fine in that zone biko.

So still on the matter, i called James, i have missed that guy o.

"commissioner for woman affairs!! "
That was James hailing me as he picked the phone.
" Your father that side" i said and we both laughed.
"Guy hafar naa" he asked.
"Guy i dy like say i no dey"
"Wetin happen, who you give belle?"
"na your Your mama" i said and he laughed.
"Guy i need a new girl"
"Wetin do Chinaza, she don catch you again?"
"Catch wetin, Chinaza na wife, i need a side chic" i said stressing that chic
"What about Eva, Cynthia, shape them, wetin do them?"
"Guy nothing, those ones are far from me for now and Chinaza dy village, i need to put my something somewhere abeg "
" Guy go buy Vaseline and start masturbating, that one dy cheaper"
"James shey u still dy village?"
"Yea"
"And harmattan dy there?"
"Yea, why you dy ask? "
"may dry harmattan thunder strike you there, mumu"
He laughed and i cut the phone. Left my room in search of Amara

heryurh:
The JW thingy was gotten from Mark Angel's skit..
Guy abeg ur story is getting scattered.
Ur flashbacks are affecting the quality of the story. Reduce it.
Keep up the good work bruh

Nah, i don't really watch mark angel, it was 100% my stuff. I don't copy shaa. Thanks anyways

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#COLD

The neighborhood was dimly lit by a half Crescent moon. The streets were empty save for some movements of domestic animals at intervals. The time was 10 pm and everywhere was quiet.
In the dark a shadow lurked, a shadow that belonged to a man, a man on a big black coat, black gloves on his hands and a black hat to cover his head which also hid away his face. He eyed his wrist watch from time to time and took a glance around like he was waiting for someone.

From the far end of the streets, a couple approached, a man and a woman, holding onto each other, oblivious of their environment. They walked slowly and playfully and were so engrossed in each other that they didn't see the man walking up to them and when he stopped right in front of them, they jumped from fright and stopped dead in their track. The night was dark but with the aid of the moon, they could see the outline of the Glock as he pulled it from his trouser and pointed it in their face, the horror was visible in the face of the woman as her husband stared at their assailant with his mouth open.

"If you want our money, you can have it, all of them but please don't shoot us" the man found his voice while his female companion stuck to his side in rigid fear.
"The money, you can have it" the man repeated in a shaky voice to his silent assailant.
That was the last thing he said. He cocked the gun and before the couple could have enough time to think about it, he had pulled the trigger. Four loud bangs, two for each of them.

Coming soon.... .... .. .. .. ........ ..... ...

IecheM:
Chipappi am enjoying every bit of this story.
And I must say this you are a very good writer.
Please don't keep your guys waiting, try and compete the story quick.
Thanks

Thanks bro

Moment of recall.


Some girls can be wicked ah swear. So many things have made me come to this conclusion but i will only spill out one, i'm even ashamed of writing it but i will do that anyways.
This happened one time in my first year. James had come home with this kind of girl that made me drool for over a week. She was tall, chocolate skinned and curvylicious. They were all over each other and men i was mean jealous. James had introduced her to me and taken her into his room and banged the door. He didn't even invite me to help him sample the chic.
From that day, i made up my mind that i was going to get a new chic that looks exactly like James own. For that period, i almost lost interest in Naza, i was going through Facebook, around school and everywhere looking for James' girl's clone like it was Gulder Ultimate Search.
So one day like this, James had invited the girl over again and after everything they did in which i was kept out of, i'm not nursing any grudge o, shaa both of us saw her off. In the process of seeing her off, we walked a long distance to her lodge, she was romancing with James on the high way while i was playing temple run on my phone. We got to their gate and while they where kissing their parting kiss, my Eagle eyes spotted what i have been looking for. Walking down the road was this epitome of freshness. From the back, i loved everything i saw, tall like James' broad, her blue Jean trouser and her white sleeveless top gave her that mighty figure. I left my companions and ran blindly after her.

"Hey" i said as i caught up with her.
"Hi" she said and faced me, the front was perfect, she was beautifully dark and had this gap teeth.
"Sorry to bother you, but i was there minding my business when i saw you strolling down and something inside of me told me I needed to know you "
" hmmm" she said after a smile.
"Well am Chinecherem and you?" i said bringing out my hand for a shake.
"Chinwe" she replied taking my hand. Hers was soft and delicate.
"Okay, so you stay around here" i asked and she nodded.
So after a little chit-chat and all, i got her number and happily i went home with James.

We talked on phone, i guess i must have called her more than i called Naza and i enjoyed every bit of it. So the day came that she invited me over after much persuasion from me. I had gone with James, he branched at his babes and i went over to mine. The time was 6pm and i had expected to have a little fling with her. I got to her house and met her dressed in this kind of seductive dress that could make a priest forget his vow. We went inside and i sat on the only chair in the room while she sat on the bed. She was beautiful and i couldn't wait to unwrap her but then, i had to take things easy, after all i had her for the whole night. For like 30 minutes, we were talking and laughing and she was baring everything to me. One thing after another, i moved from the seat to the bed, we snuggled closer and i grabbed her, i kissed her and licked her mouth like it was a mango fruit and squeezed her breast like i wanted to draw milk. We were high and already getting to the point where we were supposed to yank off our clothes, then we heard a loud knock on the door. Adjusting ourselves, she went to the door and this guy came in. I don't know how many people here that have watched game of thrones, if you have and you knew Khal Drogo, yes the hefty one, you wouldn't be mistaken if you called the guy that came in on us his Junior brother. Tall, huge, macho, his chest alone was bigger that nicki minaj's breast and biceps were 5 times my own. He was dark and had a mean face with a mean bear bear. My little mind was telling me that i was boiling in a soup pot. The guys small mouth didn't even look like something that could forge out a smile.

"So who is this one" he asked observing me as i sat there handling my phone and sweating. Chinwe looked at me like i just appeared there and spread her hands.
"I don't know o, he just came in and said he wanted to tell me something".
I almost nearly farted. I looked at her with my mouth open like the gate of hell.
"My friend who are you and what do you want with my girl "the guy asked spreading his hands which made his massive biceps shake like the ass of a woman twerking. I swallowed hard
"Brother, am a member of the Jehovah witness".
The thing just dropped out of mouth before i could shut it.
"Jehovah witness?" he asked and i nodded.
"What is your name? "
" Brother Isreal".
"What did you bring for us? "
" The word of God" i said and eyed Chinwe who just boned her face like she didn't know why I was there. That girl will be a good contract killer, Walahi.
"Where is it?" he asked as he sat on the seat facing me.
"Well, a chapter of the Bible told us that, for God so loved the world that he gave us.......... ". He raised his hand indicating me to stop.
" I don hear that one before, tell me another chapter " he said and my sweat tripled.
" No that's the one i want to talk about, it deals with salvation and my topic and inspiration is driven from that particular chapter ". I was even surprised at what was coming out of my mouth.
" Eeeh, ok naa continue " he said, and for over 15 minutes, i was preaching the Bible that i don't even have a personal copy, of course all my citations were without chapters or verses, how can someone like me from a family like mine know what a particular chapter of the Bible said. I cooked stories and preaching tire. At a point, all of us relaxed o, the guy was just nodding, in my mind i was like, since i couldn't bang this girl today, make i kuku convert them naa. Finally the baba later free me shaa, straight from the lodge, i walked direct home, i didn't even bother to check up on James or his new babe. I just ran to my house and straight to sleep.

WARNING 21+


Chipappii censor board










I think my tales are about to take a twist, i'm still considering dealing with that playboy factor, i may change to Diary of a broke loverboy, you know why? I will tell you why.
Chinaza's Jazz has finally caught up with me. She has mesmerized me in a way i don't know, even she didn't know how it happened. Everything took place on that day she and her sister showed up, that day we almost forgot mums car at a hotel, yea that day. I didn't know if it was the drinks or what but whatever she did, it worked. She worked me in a way no experienced mechanic can do to a car. I don't know if i cumed out blood but i cumed until nothing was left to cum again and even then, i kept cuming.. Lol.

We took a cab home, after we discovered that none of us was in good shape to drive. We stopped at Naza's house, nobody was there except for Naza and Nelo who just came home from the village for a friends birthday. I don't know between me and Naza who carried each other into the house, all i knew was that Nelo carried Willie inside on her back. We called home, mom precisely, only her could tolerate us sleeping outside, Dad would drive to wherever we were to bring us home.

"Mommy something happen o" Willie said as he put the call on loud speaker.
"Nna what is it, how is my baby, is he Okay?" my mom asked, i was the baby.
"Mommy we are fine but we won't be coming back today o"
"Why kwanu?". My mums voice can make you laugh for Africa.
"Mommy, go slow o, there are over 1000 cars in line here, so we have to sleep over here"
"Ok, cover yourself o"
"Yes ma"
"Say your prayers o"
"Yes ma, mommy Goodnight"

After the call, willie just carried Nelo on his shoulder into the girls room, while naza dragged me into their parents room.
"Lets play mommy and daddy " she said and landed me a fatal kiss on my lips, we fondled and bit and licked and exchanged saliva, like a vampire, i caressed her neck with my teeth and licked her dry. I lifted her up and dropped her on the mini fridge at the foot of the bed. I tore off her dress while she pulled mine off, I didn't know how manage but all knew was her bra was off in seconds, i lifted her breast and inserted the tip into my mouth, it went into her head and she grabbed me by the back of my head and bit at my hairs. I sucked on the breast for sometime before i went down to her navel, Circled my tongue on it and my next stop was at the oval office, surprisingly, i found no cover there, her pant was already off. I gently nudged the clit with my upper lip and she moaned, further i grabbed the clit in whole in between my upper and lower lip and pulled it softly, she shook and grabbed me by the head, pulled me up and engaged me in a hot, long kiss.
I worked my way down to her vulva again and flicked it with my tongue while the juice poured out. She jumped down from the fridge and turned her back on me facing the fridge.

"You know where my ass is?" she asked, turning to face me. I looked at her a little lost and nodded.
"cool, fukk it" she said giving me the doggy position.
"Sure? " i asked her
" Yea"
I pulled out my condom from my wallet and put it on. Slowly, i put my dikk into the hole while she moaned from pleasure and pain. Few gentle thrusts before she screamed more and faster which I obliged her. I went hard and hard and harder while she moaned loud and loud and louder. Naza wasn't the kind of girl to call you emotional names even if you were tearing at her g.spots, she just moaned and scratched at the surface of the fridge. We both shook along with the fridge, i could hear bottles clanging inside the refrigerator but we were too engaged to care.
I pulled my dikk from her asshole and located her vulva with it, then i went in there again, she raised her left leg and dropped it on top of the fridge and everything went fluid. The passion was crazy and mutual, i grabbed her by her two breasts for support while we banged each other. Time came and i came, pulling out of her, she pushed me on the bed and took the c
ondom off my dikk, she put my dikk into her mouth and Licked every last piece of cum on it. She worked on it with her tongue while she bit the tip with her teeth which was a bit painful and much more sensational. I embraced the sensational part.

"Who taught you to give head like this?" i asked her
"I watch movies"
"With whom?"
"My mother" she said and climbed on me, planting her lips on mine to shut me up. She sat on my rock hard dikk and slid it into her hole, she did a perfect cowgirl on me while i held her by the waist, i was scared that people over at my house could hear the pounding sound we made. She bent low and kissed me while i held her by the back and from below her, i started thrusting upward, the look on her face gingered me further. Her mouth was wide open and her eyes shut, i pulled her further down and grabbed her breasts with my mouth while we banged. We both came all over the bed. By the time we were done, one could swim in the cum we downloaded on that bed. We flipped the sheets away and pulled down the curtains, using it for blanket, we cuddled under the curtains.

"You are the best" i said to her
"I know" she replied.
"I don't need another "
" Thank God you know"
"And you don't need another guy"
"You don't have to tell me"
"Hmmmm"
"I saw a new style on that movie, can we do it? " she asked
" Do you want to bleach my dikk?" i asked her and she nodded
"Crazy girl".
More fuckery followed later in the night. We spent the next day cleaning up the mess we made. After stock taking, i discovered to my dismay that we had broken two bottles of red wine inside the fridge and four tumblers.

Whatever shaa, Chinaza won my heart over and over and over a million times that night. I don't know if it was the terrific head she gave or the experience, which ever one, i'm reviewing my playboy policy..

ayodot:
Nice write-up chipappi but based on own judgement of the story you don't sound broke at all, far from it..
If me or some guys here explain broke to you, you will be like the only yahoo yahoo boy in our midst

Lol. Lol

erimakosamuel:
Chappi....if na book tell us make we go download am....cos I hate anticipation

Nah bro, its not a book and it's not a scripted story, its more of a Diary, daily happenings in the life of a broke playboy, i don't even know what i will upload next. You can check my profile if you haven't gone through the other ones. Those ones are complete stories. But this one has no ending...

How i met Chinaza, it wasn't chance or providence, it was Williams.
I had just marked my 15th birthday and i was in my ss1 class while Willy was in ss3. So we were strolling home from school on a hot sunny day. Me and williams, he was rapping to 50 cent's in da club that was blasting from his first generation china phone and i was giving him the beat with the combination of my throat and lips. Going through our neighborhood like that, a little close to our house we saw a truck packed full with properties.

"its like we have new neighbors " Willy asked to nobody in particular
" I don't know" i answered absent minded. I loved music and that track was killing me.

"They better have fine chics " Willy continued.
" Damn this Chicala is fine" he said as we got closer to the house and i took a look, a girl of about his age stood by the truck, she was chocolate skinned and beautiful in her low cut hair.
"Come lets go and help them" Williams said.
"Why, lets go home, am hungry" i protested but Williams was not the type of guy that makes suggestions, he makes conclusions especially when it was about girls, so my opinion didn't matter, he just moved inside and i followed him with the bile loading inside me.

"Good afternoon ma" willy greeted a woman we found inside.
"How are you? "
" Fine ma, my name is Williams Chinedu and this is my Brother Chinecherem, we live around so we decided to come and help" he said and in my mind i was like, who is the we? But i just maintained with an artificial smile. The woman thanked us and soon, we were moving things from outside to inside. Trust willy, he engaged himself only with feminine properties, ones that looked like they belonged to the girl and soon, both of them were talking while i was trying hard not to explode with frustration. I was about to faint From anger when i heard the most beautiful voice i have ever heard.

"Mommy can i take the room upstairs?"
I turned to look at the source of this voice and i saw a young pretty, very pretty girl, light skinned with smooth and fresh body, breasts still upcoming but the figure had prospects of being very curvy in future. She looked at me and shyly ran to her mother. I squeezed my face and smiled inside my heart.
"No, Chinaza you can't have a room to yourself, you are still small, you will share with Chinelo" her mother replied.
Chinaza, the name stuck to my head like my brain. The energy inside me revamped, i was even ready to move the truck itself inside.
So many eye contacts was established between me and her at regular intervals and in my heart i was like, this one likes me o.
And that was how we unpacked the whole truck. I wasn't able to talk to Chinaza shaa, i was shy and she was shy. The woman thanked us and said we should come around next time, an invitation both of us hurriedly accepted. We both went home that day rapping to puff Diddy, i need a girl to ride ride ride...


My journey with Chinaza has never been an easy one and it never was. Apart from being beautiful, she was cheeky to people she doesn't know, especially guys. I was tongue tied at that age so getting a rapport with her was like shaking Wizkid on stage, very possible but difficult. Willy was already missing school lessons because of Nelo and he always dragged me along with him. However, Nelo always came with naza and that made things easier to some extent. Willy and nelo would walk in front with willy's arm around nelo's shoulder while me and Naza would walk with a a perfect 2.5 ft distance between us each time.
We talked about nothing in particular, just her class, her school, where they lived and stuffs like that, it was more of a Q&A section and even Naza said i asked a lot of questions but what does she expect when all she does is answer yes or no.
This thing i'm telling you guys moved on for long o. For like 2 months, i was expecting things to fall in place by itself but no show, willy would have helped out but he was too busy corrupting nelo and shaping her into the kind of bad girl he wanted her to be. And as the devil would have it, Chinaza moved into the hostel.
She wasn't too excited as she told me about it. Me shaa, i wouldn't say i was too excited, no, that would be mild, i was totally disappointed and mad.

"I will miss you" she said uneasily as we sat together outside their house that night. The way she said it, i never expected it and i really loved it.
"I will miss you too" i said.
"Hmmm".
"Will you be my girlfriend?" i blurted out so fast.
"Am I your boyfriend before?" she asked in a tone that Flattened my erected Peniii..
"No, i mean like you will love me and i will love you, something like that". It wasn't easy saying that and i didn't find it funny even though she laughed.
"And you are just telling me now, why didn't you tell me since?"
"I don't know "
" Okay, now that we are boyfriend and girlfriend, what next?" she asked again and I regretted asking her out but i was already half gone and there was no backing out.
"I don't know, maybe we would write love letters and........ " i stammered
" And what?"
"And kiss " i said that with my eyes closed in shame but it was dark so she didn't see me. She laughed again and said hmmm ok.

We talked for sometime before she stood up to go. I too stood up and without a hint, she hugged me. I hugged back and smiled, my dreams were coming true. We pulled apart and i kissed her, my first kiss. I didn't know how it tasted, all i know was that i loved kissing her but not the kissing itself, it wasn't so refreshing or sweet.
"Whats your name again? " she asked as she was leaving
" Chinecherem " i answered in a mumu way.
" Chinecherem, I love you but you are not my boyfriend yet, i will tell you my mind later"
"When?"
"When I come back for holidays" she said and bade me goodnight.

Chinaza, crazy from birth..

erimakosamuel:
Chipappi........and make sure the aboke add plenty onions for you......

I hope say meat go pass onions

Khd95:
Chippapimbia here,juz go the nearest ahboki thats doin suya nd mai-tea..buy any amount u want i qo settle am

Hahaha, abeg just dy nearby, i no hold any money o

chijioke17:
I swear I can totally relate to this, in my case I forgot and was thinking they stole my car when I got home

I once forgot my babe and nearly went home with a new one

So my breakup with Amara lasted only 2 days and my born again life lasted only a few days. Anyway, i don't blame myself, nobody can have someone like Amara in the house and still be a good Christian except you are a masturbator. I love my life the way it is, one thing must kill a man but i don't want mine to be girls shaa. Things between me and Amara wasn't business as usual, everybody was back home for xmas and the house was full and busy. My elder brother, Williams and 2 elder sisters, Rita and Ogechukwu, i shared my room with Williams. Even amidst all those disturbances, we managed to make a way for ourselves, we did it in my bathroom, it wasn't so smooth but at least, we always cum and that was the real deal. At night, in my mom's sienna, chai, i pray that car no go knack engine. We have even done it inside a wardrobe once but it was so uncomfortable that we cancelled it after that day. Chinaza had traveled to her village with the family so Amara was the only option.

My brother, Williams was the baddest thing i have ever come across, he taught me everything i know about girls and is still teaching me. He was the reason i met Chinaza. I will give the full gist next time.

Williams came to me on 28th and said he wanted to flex.
"Guy go and flex naa abi i tie you rope?"
"I need company " he said smiling.
" Confirm, i go follow you as far as say you go pay "
" Follow me go where, i be you like Homo?, i dy talk girls mumu"
"Okay naa, carry momsy go, or Rita"
"Noo, i can't go with momsy, she go dy order malt for herself and pure water for me, Rita too is impossible, she go carry her fiance come ". He said and we both laughed.

"So you no get any babe wey you go borrow me?"
"No, make we go scouting naa"
"na the best thing for now"

After much brain washing and pleading, we acquired moms sienna and some cash from dad. Rita our big girl also rogered us. By 12 pm, we set out for a far away hotel. Willy drove while i changed music.

10 minutes drive and we stormed the hotel in our shinning black 2015 Toyota sienna. We secured a seat at the VIP section, a little far from where some group of people were celebrating what looked like a birthday.
We ordered four bottles of Heineken for starts. Asides from being a womanizer, willy was a drunkard too. I was still clearing the foams from the bottom of my first bottle when he ordered his 3rd bottle, but it was none of my business, i wasn't the one paying. Two steaming plates of fresh fish pepper soup soon showed face and we went down on it. As we were introducing the food to our stomach, willy's phone rang and he picked, he dropped the call with a smile that revealed his entire teeth.

"nelo is coming "
" Who is nelo?"
"Which other nelo do you know that i know? "
" Chinelo, Naza's sister?"
He nodded and sipped his drink.
"I thought they traveled? Is naza coming with her"
"Call naza and ask her"

5 minutes later, Chinelo busted in. She was damn hot, chocolate complexioned and beautiful, the exact older version of Chinaza, only difference was the skin color. There was a third seat alright but she went straight to my brothers laps and sat her 2 tons of meaty ass on it. She waved at me and i showed her my tumbler in return. So i was now the odd one out. I shrugged and resigned to my fate. The drinks became my bae and companion. 1 hour down and we had already upturned a crate with Williams taking the lead. Chinelo just sipped her smirnoff from my brothers laps.

"That body looks familiar" Williams said as we watched a girl approach us. Nelo giggled.
"Yea, i have seen that shape before " i said.
The girl walked straight to me and gave me a mild slap on my face. Surprised, i looked up at the face and through the daze caused by the alcohol, i saw a familiar pretty face, the prettiness alone prevented me from emptying my drink on the her. Nelo and Williams just laughed. I smiled sheepishly and looked at the face again, slowly my numbed brain arranged the face like a set of puzzle and in the end, i made out naza's face.
I rushed up almost turning the table over and lifted her up. I hugged her and felt every part of her in High definition. I don't know if it was the Highness in me or what but she looked Extra beautiful and sexy, she was on a red gown, at least that was what my eyes saw and her hair was braided in black and white. I gave her a light kiss and carried her on my laps. Then our evening started. We decided we were drunk enough, we ordered just two bottles each and more plates of chicken pepper soup flew in. Trust girls and meat naa.
By the time we were through, none of us could walk straight, we almost nearly forgot we came in a car.

"Guy that car looks familiar" i told Williams as we headed for the gate.
"Which car?".
He was trying to support himself with Nelo who also was seeking support from him.
"That sienna naa"
"Yea, na the type popsy bought for momsy this year" he said
"Yes na true, make we go house, its late already " i said grabbing naza by the hips and heading for the gate while Williams and nelo tagged abi staggered along. Willy was in a jolly mood, he brought out his wallet to tip the gateman and the car key fell out. We both looked at each other and without any word, rushed back to where we packed the car.
"Who will drive us home" willy asked.
"Not me, i can't even see my hands" i said. None of us was fit enough.

We shaa left the car there and came back early the next day for it..