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Abeg make una no vex. Many factors has been holding me back from putting something down. Merry xmas in arrears

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Simoneblosson:
Damn! That's some Hollywood ending. For Pete's sake it just starting. Oga please come and do the sequel make e for no bring quarrel

All in good time bro

glaxx3:
Chipappii!!!!! You da BOMB!!! The ending rocked!

Thanks bro

collinometricx:
Chipappii . Lleigh simonhabby Ferruccio Gabbyraze larabae13

Thanks bro

chijioke17:
I have been holding myself from commenting, but make I talk small, via chimnaechelum,i choro igbu onwe gi, jiri kwaya nwayo, in short, ibi gaeji gi very soon

Hahaha, nwanne fa ekwero o. E don tey nchoro iji bu born again mana onyiri m ka amiri nyiri okuko

alwazjay:
[b][/b][color=#550000][/color] u will not kimme wit laugh. My momma finks am crazy just sitting n laughing alone. Nice 1 Bro...

Lol. Thanks bro

xaviercasmir:
even more intresting. Ride on bro.

Thanks bro

ROYH:
The KAIN Dieases way ur prick go carry no b 4 here, Walahi, ride on bro
meanwhile, i saw
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Hahahahahahaha. Thanks niggi

So today i saw a girl, a young girl, damn she was hot. She wore this short skirt that shot her laps out like hot live bullets, the sexiness of those laps can set the eyes on fire, and it was her selling point. Two hot laps plugged to a wide hotter hips shooting out a protruding ass out the back, jeez i could choose that figure over Beyonce's face. Her upper body wasn't bad either, full breasts struggling to jump out of a skimpy dress. As we all know, not all girls can have that killer figure and still get a cute face to match, except a selected few. It was either a cute face for you and a slim body or a hot body and not so cute face. This particular girl had the body but her face tried shaa. But wor dah fuur, i can as well cover her face and do her, i don't think the man down there, i mean that niggar, the one wey Brymo say hin no get shoulder, yea the prick, i don't think he cares about the face. That girl apart let's go straight to the issue at hand.


So after that mind wrecking event that took place in my room that night between me and Jennifer, i seemed to have lost my appetite for girls and now brush my teeth 3 times a day, i have stopped shaa, since i noticed that my toothpaste finished easily since i commenced that practice and since i had no money to spend on toothpastes,i just brushed with toothpaste and brush once a day and the rest of the time i just chew stick. I didn't enjoy it, just that after seeing a girl i literally licked her mouth spit that thing out, my mouth developed a new kind of taste that wasn't so pleasing. I don't know if it was my mind playing games on me or whatever but then i brush 3 times a day.

James and Shape never for once spared me the details of that nights affairs especially whenever i'm having a go at them. Shape was a perfect actress, she would give me a short play on my reaction that day while James gave the vocals perfectly, it didn't get stale and trust me, it wasn't funny.
School closed on 22nd of December and everyone went home. I got to the house, the first thing i did was break my engagement with Amara. I decided i needed to sacrifice something to God for denying the devil the chance to ridicule me via Jennifer.
So i went for midnight mass. Started by 10pm, i was in league with the Holy Spirit as i went to church with my Bible in my right hand and my Holy rosary in my left hand, i was ready to cast out and bind the devil of womanization in my life, i was going to be born anew along with Christ and that was my new year resolution. With a delicious hymn banging in my heart, i went into the church and found a seat for myself.
The service went smoothly and i was committed to it. The officiating priest's sermon was direct from heaven, it touched the softest part of my heart that no girl had gotten to, not even my first crush.
So i was busy being in the spiritual mood when this daughter of eve from where i do not know, not minding the fact that she was late to church still had the guts to be swinging her fine ass in the face of everybody, especially mine walked in. The Lord forbid that the devil will mess up this day for me. I decided i wasn't going to be tempted today, not today. I wouldn't have been tempted though if the girl had respected herself and found another seat but no, this piece of unbroken fine china decided the seat in front of me was the best for her.
She was undeniably beautiful on her long black gown. Chocolate in complexion and smooth skinned. Perky boobs and curvy hips graced her body, my exact full course meal. Either the Holy Spirit had left me or he was also admiring this piece with me. I fought and fought and was conquered. The rest of the service wasn't even for me. This girl replaced my Bible. I looked at her more than i looked at the Holy book. Church service rounded up by 1 am. In my rush to interact with the girl i almost left my spiritual properties behind. Since i wasn't successful in being born again, i had to know that girl, i can't come and go and lose on both sides naa.

"Merry xmas" i said as i walked up to her, my Bible clutched under my armpit and my rosary in my pocket.
"Wish you the best"
"Are you from this side"
"yes, why do you ask"
"Nothing really, just that I have not seen something like you in this part before "
" Hmmm, Something like me?" she said and looked at me.
"Exquisite, you look take away"
"Thank you".
"Welcome, i'm already liking you but don't take it to heart, i tend to fall in life with pretty things easily ".
It was night and she was dark but i could see the blush on her.
" Hmm, you don't even know my name and you are liking me already"
"I can like you without a name, i even have a name for you sef".
She laughed and i smiled.
"What name?"
"moonshine"
"Moonshine?"
"Yea, your face shines in the darkness "
" What's your own name? "
" Chimnaechelum". I tried to make it sound sexy.
"Nice name "
" thanks"

So we got to where we were supposed to part ways, i realized that i had been top busy talking nonsense that i forgot to collect her number earlier on. I asked for it, she said no, said that we would still see, i asked where, she said she lived around, i should ask people about her. We said our Good nights and second merry xmas and i started running home before they lock the doors on me. I was on my way home when it hit me that I don't even know the girls name, how do i ask people about her. Mtcheeeew. Instead of getting her name, i was busy giving her a new one(which kind carelessness be that na). So eventually, born again i no born, get the girl i no get. Angrily i walked home almost stumbling to the ground more than once. I got home and met Amara in the parlor, she Just got back from the church.

"Brother happy Christmas".
She said that with a frown on her face. She was still bitter with me ever since i dumped her.
"Wish you the best, come to my room sharp sharp" i said and ran upstairs leaving her behind in confusion. She came in some minutes later.

"Are you in your period?" i asked her.
"No"
"Lock the door and come "...


I broke my new year resolution before i had even gotten to new year.....

Thanks people. Merry xmas

advocatebaba:
CHIPAPPII NA XMAS U DAY PREPARE 4 NA HIM MAKE U DAY STARVE PERSON YEA ABI KWANTINEW. I DAY YEA WAITING.

Lol. Have been busy bro

"Dump who" shape asked for the second time as she walked up to us. We just stared at her as she got close to the bed and saw Jennifer.
"What's wrong with her?, why is she lying like this?"
"Nothing do am, shey we tell you to stay in my room that we were coming" James replied her.
"I wasn't asking you, i was asking Neche" she said and faced me.
"I don't really know, we were together when she started shaking and then this whitish something was coming out of her mouth, i don't know what happened ".
Shape climbed the bed and observed her closer than i or James could ever get. She felt her temperature and did other checks while I just stood there, me and James staring at her.
" she still dy alive? " I asked
" she don die? " James asked
"Her body is still warm" She replied us
"But she won't die naa, eh shape, i should have listened to you when you said she was an Ogbanje"
"chilax naa, let me finish Checking her".
We stood there watching. I upgraded her to my savior at that instant. We watched her like she had the final say whether Jennifer would live or die. She seemed to know what she was doing from the look of things.
"Bring water and a towel" she instructed. James and i fell over each other while going for the water. The water appeared in no time and soon she was damping her forehead with the wet towel and wiping her face too. She soon rounded up and got up from the bed.
"So? " i asked
" She's still breathing, do you know if she is epileptic?"
"Epilepsy kwa, i don't know o" i said
"Hmm, Don't worry she will be fine, she will soon wake up" she said and hugged me, ordinarily i would have grabbed every part of her body, but this night was different, the hug was more of a consolation than a flirt but i needed it though. An extra reading seat came in from James room and we all sat, watching Jenny on the bed like a cinema.
5 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes passed, nothing happened. My worry returned but Shape's calmness kept me reassured.

2 hours later, we were all nodding from sleepiness and tiredness when she moved. I jumped from my seat and watched as she got up slowly, i felt like going over there and hugging her but i checked myself. We all got up and moved to her.
"Are you okay?" i asked her
"What happened?" James asked. Shape just looked.
"I'm fine, just a slight headache"
"Thank God, you scared the hell out of us" Shape finally said.
After much clarity, we bundled her into shapes room where they both were to sleep together, i didn't need further rough play. I was visibly shaken.
We sat on the bed staring into space.
"Guy i no do again " i said to James without looking at him.
" Do what?"
"Girls, i no chase again, e don do for me"
"Chinaza nko?"
"Only her"
"Eva?? "
" And her too, maybe "
" Cynthia?"
"No no, she's a devil"
"Precious, Amara?".
I kept quiet and just eyed him. His face was expressionless but i knew James, it was still on the way and then it came. He fell on the bed and downloaded all the laughter he could find on me, it wasn't funny at all.
"Guy see as you para, James i don kill person, them go arrest me, my papa go kill me, my mama, hahahahahaha, guy i no know say you can para like this".
James just laughed me into coma.
"Guy pity me naa, do you know that i French kissed and sucked this girl's mouth, that mouth wey that thing comot for am, guy i hope say this thing is not communicable o"
"And so? If en dy communicable nko?"
"Wetin u mean, if i contact am, you go happy like this, say i go dy fall and dy spit anyhow? "
" Before nko, at least e better pass Hiv" he said and restarted his laughing bouts
"James, oya begin dy go your room".......

TEVLI:
[color=orchid]Haa!! I knw say some of it na Fiction ,but didn't occur to me that ALL was fiction.. You are way too creative bro[/color]

Lol. I can't come and be sharing my life stories here. Thanks bro

TEVLI:
[color=orchid]That's cool, bruh.. So am assuming you live in Temp Site where all this took place, ryy?[/color]

Lol. I dy my papa house. All that is fiction. Hope you know

TEVLI:
[color=orchid]Yea, bro... Engineering ,you?[/color]

Estate management.

TEVLI:
"Marble Arch Hotels" bruh so you be Zikite

Sure sure. You too na zikite?

Keeping up with Jennifer was very easy as she was always around. I loved showing her around to everyone as she is damn fine. Each time she smiled, i am always tempted to kiss her very pink lips but i just reserved that one for the d-day when everything will happen. I waited patiently for that day because I didn't want to appear desperate.
My love for girls have done a lot to me gan, i went back to my year one handouts, reading them thoroughly and ignoring the current ones i'm supposed to study, all because I wanted to prove a point to her, she comes to my house once in a while and i teach her some of the courses they were offering. Things went on and on and the day came that she decided she was going to sleep over. The day i have been waiting for. On a Saturday, i made the suggestion to her in form of a joke and she took it up, said she would love to, since we were so close now and bla bla bla.

She came by 6pm. We were watching a movie in my room, me, James and shape. Shape's sister wasn't around again, she was visiting her boyfriend for the weekend, that girl shaa, she can play away match and that thing come dy vex us, the guys in her lodge, something she should be giving to us, her neighbors, she would go and be giving it out to a guy in his own house, anyway that one still dy.

She had knocked on my door, from inside i could smell her scent, i left shape where we were entangled and went to the door. I hugged her and led her inside. After a very funny introduction session where James tried to over hug her and got pushed away by me, we settled down on the bed and continued the movie. We smooched in silence as we watched the film. Soon she wanted to take her bath. I heated water for her and she went into the bathroom.

"See eh James, just take Shape and enter your room, you can carry the T. V as well, i just no need una disturbance" i said and they laughed, Shape eyed me and hissed.
"Babe see eh, you gats to understand me naa, just this night".
I pleaded and begged and was able to convince Shape, all i needed was for her to leave, James was sure to follow. They left shaa.

Jennifer came out of the bathroom with only my towel tied around her. It was just enough to cover her upper body and revealed her fair, bulky and tempting laps.
"Are you still going to change into your clothes?" I asked her
"Urrm, maybe, why do you ask?
"Nothing, its just that i thought you looked perfect in that towel".
She smiled and called me naughty. I pulled her to me and she sat on my laps.
"Are you a virgin? " i whispered into her ears.
" Why don't you try and find out" she said in a voice that would make you feel like you were inside her already.
I dropped her on the bed and kissed her lips, slowly, my mouth walked their way down to her boobs and then to her nipples, i kissed and bit at it while she moaned and grabbed my head in a way that i liked.
"Will i find milk inside it? " i asked her and she laughed. I continued and soon i parted her legs.
Giving heads to girls wasn't my specialty but Jennifer was extraordinarily pretty and i thought she deserved it, she looked clean too.
I flicked her kitty with my tongue and she moaned like she just saw the pearly gates.
I caught her clit in between my lips and that was more than she could take, she jiggled and kicked, i had just managed to dodge my head in time.

"Are you alright?"
"Yes, just continue "
" Ok o.

In no time, we we on the bed, me on her, with her legs wrapped round me and choking my waist line. She was terrific and i was afraid i would cum before her. I pulled myself from her and went in from the back. She was almost shouting, luckily, my home theater was banging louder than us.
We went on and on and on and switched back to the missionary style. I needed enough closure and Romance. We kissed multiple times as the bed shook from our engagement. And then she came, she was shaking violently with her eyes closed, she was so violent that the hot liquid soon sizzled out of my out of my own dikk. Midway, i pulled out, i didn't want everything in her, so if it was 1 million sperms that were going for her ovaries, let it be five hundred thousand. She was still shaking and violently too even as i was already out. I began feeling myself too much, i thought i must have over performed, now she should be impressed. Trouble started when after some seconds she was still on her wriggling bout.

"Jenny i'm through "
No reply, just shaking
" Jennifer i'm out already, get up and wipe yourself "
No reply, continuous shaking, my dikk went flaccid immediately.
" Babe, i don finish naa"
Still nothing, i took a closer look, some whitish substance was coming out of her mouth, it looked foamy. The sweat that rushed out of my body could bath a new baby and leave some for washing its diapers.
"Jesus, babe stop rough play naa" i said and shook her violently, the shaking had stopped but her mouth was still foaming. I madly got up and picked my phone, searched for James number on the contact, i was clumsy due to frustration, my whole body shook as i made failed attempts to locate James contact.
"Fukk what am i even doing" i snapped and rushed for the door, pulling up my boxers, i came back and wrapped her with my sheets before rushing into James room. I didn't care if he was on top of shape or below her, i just ran in blindly and met James on the bed and Shape on the chair watching a movie, James wasn't smiling but fukk that.
"Bros abeg follow me" i said to James totally ignoring Shape.
"Wetin happen?"
"No dy ask me question, just come" i snapped and stamped my feet
"Neche what's wrong?" shape asked me
"No worry, we dy come, just dy here" i said to her and dragged James to my room. We came in and met her lying motionless on the bed.
"Guy wetin happen"
"I no know oo, we were just doing it o when she started shaking and the next thing she begin comot spit for her mouth" i said with a Shaky voice. James went closer and observed her.
"Guy u give am any drug before the action? "
" I no give am anything naa"
"You sure?"
"Guy i sure die, even water, i no give am"
"Hmm, what could this be?" he asked, he appeared calm which was more than i could say for myself. I put my two hands on my head as hot tears ran down my face.
"James i don kill person, James girl don die for my house ". I was almost shouting.
" Guy shut up naa, you go soon wake everybody then e go red for you"
"E don already red for me naa, which other red red pass this one"
"Just chill, we go give her 2 hours and if she no wake, then we go know wetin to do am"
"Nothing wey we go fit do again naa, She don die already, na prison sure pass for me now o, my mama, my papa, wetin i wan tell them now, say i come school come kill girl for my room".
I was ranting, the reality just hit me. My life don scatter.
"Let's clean up her face first, then when she doesn't wake, we will know whether to dump her somewhere "
" Where do we dump her? " i asked

" Dump who?"
A female voice asked, we turned to look at the door and Shape stood there..

Next one is very long oo