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I stared at her like she was developing horns.
"What do you mean her perfume is smelling all over this room?"

"She said no one answered her but still, this very room reeks of her very own perfume and tell me why this bed is all wet" she was gradually raising her voice.

"Fine i won't lie to you, the bed being wet was because i jerked off while you were gone and splashed the sperm all over the bed" i guess that was better than telling her i bonked a girl within 30 minutes that she left the house.

"And about the perfume, maybe she wore it heavily and the smell filtered into this room" i continued with my lies.

"So you are saying that girl was never in this room, eh chinecherem?"

"I swear to you, do you think i will do something like that not with what happened between us few days ago"

"Hmm, okay o, please get this mattress to the sun and get new sheets because i won't be sleeping on this bed like this" she said and got up from the bed. Feeling satisfied that i was able to lie myself out this time around, i flipped the sheets from the bed and something landed on the ground. It was small and sounded metallic, we both looked at the ground and lying there, besides my wardrobes was Cynthia's ear ring.
Chinaza picked it first and put it to her nose. I just stood rooted to the point. I was just so sure i have lost naza. Like something hit her, she ran to the waste bag in the room and to my utter shock and dismay pulled out the g-string pant and put it to her nose. When i realised what she had done, i knew the game was up.

"so she was the owner of the pant, she came here today and you, chinecherem had the guts to f*ck her behind me" she said in an emotionless voice. I went on my knees before her.

"naza i'm sorry, i really am, it was the devil, baby forgive me" i said

"No problem, it happens, i guess my heart has chosen to love you and no matter how bad you hurt me, i just can't do anything about it" she said and went outside to cook dinner.

We moved on like everything was normal but within me, i was restless. I expected her to call our affair over but here she was acting like nothing really happened. Before we ate, i secretly made sure she ate first before i do. To avoid stories that touch.

A day to the day we were supposed to be going home to our houses, i decided i was really sick of Chinaza acting like everything was cool between us. It was driving me nuts so i decided to deal with it headstrong. James and Sandra had both gone out to town to enjoy their Last day together.

"Naza can we talk? " i asked her as she packed our clothes in readiness for home coming.

" About what? "

" about us".

"What about us?" she asked still busy with the packing.

"Naza please you are driving me nuts with this your i don't care attitude, for Christ's sake, you caught me fu(king another girl in this house and you have been acting cool ever since and its messing up my mind"

"I didn't catch you rather i found out " she said still busy with the clothes.

" So?" i was getting visibly frustrated.

"So what do you want me to do?, say congratulations to you? " she asked and finally left the clothes to face me.

" No, not that, i at least expect you to shout at me, call me names and say you are done with me"

"Oh that's what you want?" she asked Standing akimbo.

"Yes!! Yell at me, i betrayed you and betrayed our love" i said almost shouting.

"Well, chinecherem, you know what?"

"what?"

"You are a bastard, a two timing, cheating, lying bastard. I hate you so much you son of a bitch" she was shouting and the tears were dropping from her eyes . She picked a portrait of me on the wall and flung it against the wall. Then she picked the mirror on my wall and dashed it on the floor. It broke to pieces.

"i hate you lying bastard and i will never forgive you for all the pains you have caused me" she came for me and slapped me, then proceeded to hit me on the chest, i grabbed her and tried to hug her, she resisted violently but i managed to cage her in my arms, she grudgingly gave in and held on to me as she cried more, the tears came to my eyes and i let it rain. We held onto each other as we cried our eyes out.

"Fu{k me" she said suddenly in between sobs.

"What?" i asked a bit surprised.

"I said fu{k me" she repeated.

Without further questions, i gently laid her on the bed as she shook from crying, removed all her clothes and went fully into her. Her tears fell more as i went into her, i placed my lips on hers and we kissed, exchanging and swallowing each others tears. It wasn't long before we both came. I lay flat on the bed and pulled her head on top of my chest. She still cried and the tears was soaking my chest.

"I just wanted to be sure i have a reason for letting you keep me and my heart to yourself" she said and sniffed.

"If for nothing, at least i have the great sex to be grateful for but i would like to assure you that you have lost my trust and my love, my heart can decide not to stop loving you but as for me, i'm done, you will always have me as your girl but my love will remain mine from now on, do with me what you will player" she finally said and sobbed.

I closed my eyes and the tears flowed in my eyes and my heart ached.....

joshuamoses101:
Permission not granted not until u tell me what happ after u were caught

leewin:
Jus like dt......biko wat happened jor......did naza break ur head after wards

Lol. I will give you that particular gist before tomorrow, i think i owe you that.. Thanks people

Thanks everyone for your support and encouragement, i really appreciate. But i want to ask for your permission to discontinue this diary of mine for now.

Reason : I'm working on a new story which i will be uploading soon in an entirely new thread. Thanks all

We all had this primary school classmates that we all crushed on. I mean it happens to everyone. We would write letters that we would never send, rehearse conversations that we never made and bought gifts we never gave. So the most bold of us would start up a propaganda to make the class pair them up automatically. One would start hearing things like, I will marry this girl and stuffs like that, and when the boys in the class hears something like that, they will now start calling the boy the girls name and the girl the guys name. Shy guys like me will pray to be placed in the same seat with our crush or for our teachers to tease us with them.
In my primary 6 class, there was this girl everybody liked. Her name was Angela. I will have to say she was beautiful because back then, i think i was too small to know much about the qualities of a girl. She was dark i can remember and intelligent too . Like i said, i was too young to know if she was figure 8 or whatever, my young mind couldn't even begin to think of such things. You see, unlike children of these days, I wasn't corrupted early.

As luck would have it, she was made the senior prefect of the school and i the deputy. So it was S.P and D.S.P. But my classmates would call me DI S. P. Di in Igbo meant husband. I loved the name more than my post. We finished our primary school and i left without being able to tell her how i felt.
I started my Js1 in a boarding school for boys. My first week at school was a new experience. We had female teachers but after spending a week inside the school compound and i saw a girl. It was like i saw an Angel. And the girl wasn't even that fine.

During my first xmas break in my js1, I decided i was going to pay my crush a surprise visit. My mom had sent me to the market. I decided i was going to use that opportunity to go and see Angela in their house. I brought chidozie my friend with me.

We went to the market, i decided to buy things i was going to give to Angela or maybe eat with her. I bought 2 lucozade boosts, 2 moi moi, 3 sachets of pure water and 2 nasco banana biscuit, i decided the extra one sachet of pure water was for Chidozie to drink while me and Angela feasted on the rest. I packed them into one nylon and we left for a primary school friends house. His name was Emeka. We all had been very close during our primary school days. We intended asking him for directions to Angela's house.
We got to Emeka's house, exchanged pleasantries. After which he pointed out Angela's house to us.

We got there. I don't know who was the most naive between me and chidozie. After about 10 minutes of walking the length and breath of their fence, we decided to go inside. We tiptoed inside and knocked. We heard shuffling of feet inside the house. Chidozie was already at the gate waiting to bolt at any false alarm.
"Yes, i'm coming " we heard a female voice say from inside. The voice sounded like a someone that had water in her mouth.
The door opened and Angela stood before us. Looking at her hands, i noticed garri scales on them. She looked shocked on seeing us.
" Ermm, Angela" i called her and looked back at Chidozie for support only to meet the gate empty..
"Neche" she called back. For 30 seconds we stared without uttering any word. Then i broke the ice
"Do you know Emeka's house? ..".........

I shaa ended up eating the things i bought with Chidozie.

"Mehn this is good. Guy when are we going to her house again" Emeka asked as we chewed the last piece of the biscuit inside a nearby bush. I hissed at him, got up and wiped the dirt from my jeans and continued on my way home.

I don't know if stuffs like this happens to any other person but i have come to realize that the love between two lovers gets to its peak mostly on two occasions.
First is at the commencement of the relationship, when you are a glad you have found someone new and you try your best not to lose them anytime soon..
Lastly is after a fight, when you realize how important they were to you, how miserable you felt when he/she left and how miserable you would be if you lost them forever..
The Last was a typical example of how i felt when Chinaza saw that pant in my wardrobe.
Ever since we made up, our love had soared so high like it was on Marijuana. She decided we weren't eating out anytime soon. She was going to play the perfect wife to me within the remaining five days we had. She cooked for me, washed my clothes, sometimes even those i'm yet to wear. I guess that love can make you do things that weed can't even make you think of.

We lived like we were on our honeymoon. We were in a world of our own keeping every other person out. James and sandra only saw us when it was time to eat. Naza cooked for everyone.

On Thursday morning, she left for the market with Sandra to buy foodstuffs for the remaining days we had.

She was barely gone for 15 minutes when i heard a knock on my door. James was sleeping in his room and i was about to catch some sleep too. I had only my boxers on. I managed to drag myself to the door, opened it and standing there was Cynthia. She was wearing this red skimpy gown that had an open roof on the chest. Her breast were just there staring at me like it was a challenge.

"Hey" she said and gave me a hug. Every part of her body hit me.
"Cynthia wassup" i asked feeling all confused on what to do. I didn't know whether to let her in or dismiss her before Chinaza gets back from the market.
"I'm cool" she said looking at me in a way that made me feel like i was naked. We stared at each other as my mind wandered in many directions.
"Won't you let me in?" she asked.
"Wait" i said and zoomed past her, walked to the gate, took a peek outside and Locked it. We both went inside and she sat on the bed. I stood facing her, hands akimbo.
"Why are you looking at me like that, am I disturbing you or something?" she asked.
"No, not that" i said and sat beside her on the bed.
"The last time we met, what we did, i hope you understand it was just a one time fling" i asked her.
"Yes, did I make it look like i wanted you to marry me?" she asked
"No its not like that, just that the Last time you came, you forgot something and my Girl happened to see it, she wasn't so thrilled about it "
" What was that? " she asked
" Babe for real?, you left here naked under, you weren't putting on any pant" i said all surprised she could forget something like that.
"Oh, its true, so where is it?" she asked
"Hmmm, i don't know, i think i burned it"
"Why, to appease your girl? "
"Its none of your business" i said
"Okay o" she said and shifted back on the bed.
"so why are you here? " i asked after a long silence.
"To see you" she said caressing my unprotected.
"Good, you have seen me, you have to leave before my girl gets back" i told her gently dropping her hands from my back
"why so fast? " she smuggled closer to me and tried digging her hand into my shorts, i jumped from the bed..
" Cynthia please stop, not today", i said walking away from the bed. She stared at me for long. Got up from the bed, said goodbye and headed for the door.
"Cynthia wait " i called her
"Why" she turned to me
"i hope you understand that i'm not pushing you away or anything, just that my girl... " i stopped not knowing how to complete it.
" Yes i understand " she said and advanced towards me, put her arms around my neck and kissed my lips. I lost the little defense i had. I placed my left hand on her waist and the right one on her neck and we kissed like we were doing it for the last time. Girls were my curse.
We had no time to waste since naza could be back any minute,
I lifted her and dropped her on the bed, luckily her gown was short. I pulled it up and pulled down her pant. I climbed her and went straight for her nipples which were hard already. I gently bit on them and she moaned.
"Please, try not to scream" i whispered to her.
"okay baby" she moaned it more than she said it.
I rubbed the tip of my d1ck on her clit severally and she got up and held me by the neck, pulled me down with her and started kissing me allover my face and neck. I slowly inserted my d1ck into her pus5y and she started breathing hard, she hugged me to herself while i increased the speed of my thrusts. We went on for about 15 minutes.
"i'm about to come" she whispered to me as she suppressed her excitement. I planted my lips on hers to prevent her from making noise. I pulled out and She squirted all over the bed. I then went in again and within 2 minutes, mine came, I shot it inside her, french kissed her and wiped the tip of my d1ck on her clit.

We got up and wore our clothes. Although most guys don't do it but i made sure i helped her put on her clothes, her pants especially. I walked her out to the gate. I decided to take a peep through the hole. I looked and saw Chinaza and Sandra approaching from the road.
"They are back" i said with tension all over me.
"Just go in and lock your room, don't worry about what i will tell them" she said, kissed me on the cheek, opened the gate and went outside. I watched as she met with them, they talked for sometime before she left. I ran back inside, locked the door and fell on my bed.
Chinaza knocked on the door. The knock was so heavy that i went to open the door with my heart in my mouth.
As i opened the door, she walked in and hugged me to my utmost surprise.
"Were you sleeping?" she asked
"Yes, why do you ask? "
" nothing, just that your course mate came and didn't see anybody"
"Oh, she should come next time " i said.
" Okay o. Lemme change and cook, i know you are hungry" she said and sat on the bed to pull off her shoes.
"Yea, i am really hungry" i said. She looked at me and started feeling the bed with her hands.
"Baby why is this bed wet"? She asked
"i don't know, maybe its my sweat " i said trying to look indifferent and failing.
" this is no sweat, its sticky like sperm" she said rubbing her fingers together.
"Sperm? " i asked
" Yes, but come chinecherem, how did you know your course mate that came was a girl when you were supposed to be asleep and why is her perfume smelling all over this room?

Another gbege.....

Xionez:
Lol. Is that all?!
Nothing to laugh about, no craziness or any epic situation?!!!

Beey, i blame you. All was well until you blew in. Like a foul gust of wind from a fertilizer plant, you seem to have thrown the writer off-key.

Clap for yourself, woman. Clap for yourself.

I'm on something right now. Don't go to bed

My first date was in my js3. I was so very naive and didn't seem to understand the concept of the whole dating thing, in short neither of us understood it. We were still kids and knew absolutely nothing about it all except that we were into each other and that it was very necessary we added "i love you" to the end of our discussions and text message.
Her name was vivian and i must confess she was too much of a sauce for a guy like me, she was 500°c hot.
You know that particular type of girl that when you see her, your whole self esteem drops to low bar and that would be if it doesn't die, Vivian was that type of girl and more but she loved me with everything she's worth. Everyone around called her "Fresh air".

It was on an October, few weeks after school had resumed for the first term session. Like i said, i was in my jss3 and i was the classcaptain.
One peculiar thing about me was that i loved being late to everything even when i'm not supposed to. I could count the number of times i attended Morning assemblies in my secondary school period.
So that early morning, as usual i had been late and missed the morning assembly which was often deliberate, everyone had settled in their classrooms. I waltzed into my class like a boss, i was their boss naa. My eyes fell to the back and then I saw this very lovely Ebony girl. She was so easy to notice cause she wore hostel wear instead of the school uniform and she was seated on my seat or desk if i was to call it that. From where i stood i could see the color of her panties through her legs which she had spread with reckless abandon. I could remember vividly what she wore that day, it was a white pant, i wasn't being a pervert. It was just like when you are passing by a house and the gate was thrown wide open, you know most definitely you are going to take a peek into the compound. Just so you know i wasn't looking out for her under wears, it was just a little impossible to pass unnoticed.
I walked up to her and asked her to adjust, she did and i sat down. My class that year was one full of nosy people, it wasn't long before they started pairing me up with her. Vivian could talk and body contact was a thing she was very good at and she didn't spare me any of it. She was sexily built with a figure 8 kind of body that made heads turn anytime she passed by. Her breasts were full and jiggled anytime she walked. I remember once she had walked into the class and everyone's gaze was fixed on her. As she walked through the door, her boobs moved first and it was like they dragged other parts of her body along. Everyone turned in her direction and as if acting out a script, they shouted

"YAAAY, CHIBOY"....

Yea that was how hot her boobs were and i particularly loved watching her run in the school field for her house, her chest was always the point of attention. Even though she usually came last in races, everyone cheered her much more than the winner.

And her hips, they had ears, according to flavour (Ukwu nweru nti). You need to see them sway anytime she walked, the male teachers in my class soon turned her into their blackboard wiper. Every part of her assets jiggled anytime she was at it and they watched thinking we were too small to know what was on their mind but shaa we understood and we also enjoyed the show.

We came to fall in love with each other and nothing could come in between us, not even the seniors that always blocked her at the school building corridors.
Once i was talking to her after school in our classroom, a really cute senior walked up to our class, disregarding me, called her aside and she ran to him. He held her hand and they started talking, her countenance and everything made me believe she was tripping for him. I felt sorry for myself and angry at her. They talked for long before he let her go. She walked up to me, gave me a tight hug and planted a kiss on my lips. I looked over her shoulder and saw the senior still stood there with a kind of shock on his face. I smiled at him placed my hand around her waist and hugged her tighter. I swear i loved that girl scatter.
She had an intimidating demeanor and nobody dared mess with me whenever she was around. Vivian could say anything to anyone at anytime not minding how you felt about it.

My only problem with her was the spreading of her legs thing. It was something she did with reckless abandoned and always got cautioned by teachers for it, female teachers i mean. Most male teachers are known perverts.
And when she started getting yabbed at by fellow students for her habit of spreading her legs, she brushed it aside and said it was her source of fresh air. That was how everyone started calling her fresh air.

KissChrix:
Beht why?


Chipappii, you know the only thing that can make Us calm down

Lol. Update loading

Beey:
Atleast am angry for over getting it.In your case, the opposite is true.You are ranting coz you need a good f....Guess what, you are at the right place.Your kind is plenty here

Beey

Hmmmm, please everyone. Lets calm down

Beey:
The interesting bit is that since I wrote what I wrote, it's only men who have been attacking me.I didn't say he has to be an entrepreneur.I just used that as an example of something more constructive to do with his time.Because the moment you put in garbage , you'll give us garbage in return.So his writings are a clear proof of the content between his ears.Yes that's the bitter truth.And those of you that have been on my case, it's clear you are birds of a feather and so you flock together.You are of the same kind so I understand your problem very well.But don't worry, I have a thick skin.If he wants to be writing for porn magazines, let him audition but I am not sure who the target for such articles is on Nairaland.Maybe the likes of you!

Aunty are you really sure you are better than me in any aspect or less a hoe than i am?


N:b: i can bet my mum is more proud of me than yours is of you...

Nedufreeman:
Following bro, all this is fiction right? If true you're badass jare

Thanks bro. It's pure fiction with some little element of realty reality.

KissChrix:
Chipappii, edakun update na

Patience bro. I'm at work now. Thank you

lordmayor4:
Now u don dey confirm my fear say na my life u dey chronicle.
You even used my real name as your name! Neche... Chinecherem chai...
Keep it up

Lol bro. Are you my namesake?

chijioke17:
Enugu ukwu, chai, I and my boo enjoying this your stories o, laff wan kill me

Are you from enugwu ukwu?

KissChrix:
Chipappii, we made it to fp, come and celebrate it for Us with update o

chijioke17:
Enugu ukwu, chai, I and my boo enjoying this your stories o, laff wan kill me

Yeee, we made it bro. Thanks everyone. I'm glad you guys find my dry stories funny. One love

multikolour:
Try and ask mimzy and am sure you will sweep the entire nairaland that day.

Lolol. Mimzy iz dah true?

multikolour:
I love the way you put the story line

Thanks man

Before it all started,
Before i became who i am,
Before the girls,
Before the night outs,
Before the unlimited and unprotected sex,
I was just one cool headed innocent boy who lived a simple life hoping to find true love like the ones i see in movies and praying one of my crushes would look my way.
I can safely say i'm a cute guy, chocolate skinned and standing at 5'7". I have always loved girls and they in turn had loved me back. At an early age of my life, i had always fantasized about meeting the perfect girl and Falling in love. My only barrier was being an introvert. No matter how many number of green lights a girl would give me, i simply could not get myself to open up and prophesy my love for her.
One of such girls was a light skinned dame back then in my jss 2, her name was Jennifer. The mention of her name alone sent shivers down my spine and when she smiled at me, her gap teeth, i always looked at them like they were the gate to paradise. Back then, everyone in my class knew she was my crush. You know this saying that when a girl loves a guy, only the girl knows but when a guy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl.

We would smile at each other in the classroom, talk to each other about nothing in particular and most times when my liver was upped, i would hold her hands for sometime and let her know indirectly that i had feelings for her. I had always expected things to fall into place by itself and save me the cost of having to woo her and maybe embarrassing myself in the end.

So my friends decided they were tired of watching me trip for her silently and do nothing about it. One Thursday evening after school had closed. She stayed back because it was her turn to sweep the entire class alongside some other classmates. My friends decided it was time to let the cat out of the bag. After much coercion and persuasion, i decided to do it. My friends watched from a distance as I approached her from the back, my heart pounding in my mouth.

"Jennifer" i called with a shaky voice, she turned in my direction and smiled at me, i froze.
"Hey, neche, how are you? "
"I'm fine" i said and started staring at her, i couldn't even find the words to say, i fixed my gaze at her forehead as I squeezed the paper that was in my hand. After about 15 seconds of a staring match between us in which i could not even look her in the eye, she broke the ice.
"Are you not going home yet?" she asked me
"Ermm i'm about to" i said and decided to tell it to her anyway, she obviously was feeling me and wouldn't want to embarrass me i thought.
"i just wanted to let you know that..... "i started and was hooked at" THAT". She looked at me with this expression in her eyes that made me suppose she knew what i was about to say and so much wanted to hear it.
"Let me know what?" she said holding my hands and rubbing it.
"Erm, just want to let you know that i.... "i continued my stuttering.
"Chi talk to me" she said with a great deal of concern on her face and voice.
I calmed my nerves and decided to make my last attempt.
"i just wanted to ask if you needed help sweeping the class"
I didn't even know when I said that.

I shaa swept the whole class that day.

Sweet things can kill, translated to Nigerian language, Awoof dey run belle. It has always amused me how the part of my body that gives me the most pleasure has always been the source of my agony most times. I'm young, 21 years and my hormones were still as strong as they could ever be. Many times i have gotten into trouble and half of those times, the culprit had always been my love for them girls.

An example of those times that i can recall was with my very naughty course mate Eva.
It was the second semester in my 100 level. I'm a student of Estate management at Nnamdi Azikiwe University. I was really close to Eva more than anybody else. We both were two sides of a coin. We f*cked each other for the fun of it, She can make you CUM your brain out if she so desired it. I can't say we shared love or something like it but we had a certained kind of rapport, we were addicted to each other and everybody knew. Eva was really beautiful and i stuck to her easily cos she was fair, it's like them use fair chics swear for me.
She used me to get rid of guys that were after her and also ensured that she kept me to herself alone.

It was on a Friday and we were on an afternoon lecture. Mr Paul, a very saucy lecturer was taking us on land economy. Like always, i had come into the class with Eva clutching my hand, she was a very carefree girl and didn't care that we were late for class and attracted attentions. As we both took a seat at the back, mr paul observed over the rim of his spectacle with his big bulging eyes shook his head and continued his lecture. We were alone at the back.
The class was boring and uninteresting. Mr paul read out his handouts to us more than he explained it, so it was like we were seated in a church and having the gospel being read to us.
Eva was a sort of hyperactive girl and could easily be bored. She was shifting uncomfortably in our seat. We couldn't leave because Mr Paul had his eyes everywhere.
"I'm bored and tired" Eva whispered to me.
"Everyone is bored and tired so please just relax and don't put us in trouble " i whispered back to her with my eyed fixed on mr paul. Eva loved trouble. She shifted closer to me and dropped her left hand on my zipper. I eyed her and she smiled. I couldn't do much without us being noticed and besides, I knew whatever that was about to happen, i was going to love it. She she opened my zipper as stealthy as she could, i Could swear that not even the Zip heard the noise it made. By this time, i had already gotten an erection. With my left hand supporting my chin, i dropped my right hand on her meaty laps and pinched her, hoping she would stop but whenever she wanted something, not even herself could stop her from getting it. She dug her hand through my zipper, parted my boxer and grabbed my already erected di*k. I really wish i could decribe the reaction on my face, i licked my lips and bit it softly. I made sure nobody was paying attention to our little drama, Eva cared less. She rubbed her thumb on the tip of my di*k and it jerked further up, i was blinking three times per second and all the hairs on my body stood up, she then grabbed my pubic hair and twisted them gently, this ran up to my brain, i pulled out her hand and stared at her.
"Eva stop please" i whispered to her. She smiled at me and dropped her pen on the floor. I then knew i was finished. This wasn't her first time of doing something like that. She had done it once in my room when we were studying for our first semester exams.
She went under the desk, picked her pen and then grabbed my di*k which was still out of my trouser. I winced as she put it into her mouth and rubbed the tip with her tongue. Eva was giving me a headjob in a lecture hall. She sucked on it for over 30 seconds, i was enjoying myself though i was a little worried we might get caught. Under the desk, i held her hairs for her so they wouldn't obstruct. I was switching my gaze between her and Mr paul and then i noticed something had changed in the class. Mr paul had stopped talking and his gaze was fixed directly at me, and then i CAME. The devil I swear is an original enemy of man. I was having a hard time deciding who was punishing me between God and the devil. I just decided to put the blame on Eva. So mr Paul was staring at me like I was having a difficult time spelling my surname, meanwhile i could feel the hot liquid shooting out of my d*ik and Eva swallowing them oblivious of what was happening around her abi above her. The sensation was too much for me to bear, i just bit hard on my lips as i stared back at Mr Paul, trying hard to suppress a scream. I pulled Eva's hair a little tighter and she bit hard on my di*k.. I jerked.

"Argh, sir, yes sir!" i eventually said craftily covering up my scream of pain and pleasure.
"Yes sir what, where is Evangeline? He asked and everyone turned to my direction. I was very sure i had been nabbed.
"Umm, i don't.... " i was stammering when Eva pocked up her head from under the desk
"Picking my pen sir" she said interrupting my stutter and raising her pen up.
"picking it up or digging it up" he asked her and everyone laughed.
"picking sir" she said and sat down
"For how many hours".
"Sir it was far from where my hand could get to"
"Okay now, Chiboy, tell us what a PLU is? " he said and faced me
" PLU sir?" i said asked scratching my head.
"Yes, a PLU and stand up when you answer my question"
I did Stand but not straight, i managed to hold my erection against the desk.
"I don't really know sir" i said with my hands resting on the desk
"fool, Eva can you please help him" she stood up.
"A proprietary land unit marks out the the boundaries of a particular piece of a land and shows the rights an owner has over that given piece of land" She sang it out.
My jaw dropped open, i didn't even know the full meaning of a PLU..
"And that was how Esau sold his birthright to Jacob" Mr Paul said and everybody laughed.
"Eva you can now take your PLU and leave my class, go elsewhere and finish your romance" he said regarding me as the PLU. Again everyone laughed.

We both got up. I managed to cover my open zip with my bag and we headed out.

"Mr man, are you in your period" our lecturer shouted after me. I looked at my trouser and it was wet at the buttocks. Probably from cum. Eveyone was staring at me and smiling.
"No sir, sometimes I do sweat from my... "
" Okay, thanks for the information, you can now leave" he said cutting me short. The whole class burst into laughter as Eva clutched my hand and we both left.

I thanked God mr Paul had nothing to do with our exam script or grading.

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