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CelebritiesRe: Meet Nigerian Man Who Is Trekking From Nigeria To UK by Chipappii(m): 10:20am On Nov 22, 2016
Nawa o. That one go marry, born pikin, his pikin go marry and born again for that him journey.

He fit die for road sef. Except he go do am like Isrealites, if him die, his next generation go continue
PoliticsRe: DANGER! Ketu Pedestrian Bridge Shakes As More Commuters Besiege The Platform by Chipappii(m): 10:11am On Nov 22, 2016
Nawa o. See population.
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus Enjoying A "Perfect" Lunch On Set by Chipappii(m): 9:52am On Nov 22, 2016
I so much hate fat girls

See why here

Diary of a broke playboy
https://www.nairaland.com/3475839/diary-broke-playboy#3475839.24
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 11:05pm On Nov 21, 2016
Yemike:
rita nah one sharp and clever girl while james nah one kind sharp nigga. i need to read more to conclude but the op nah ase.

****No vex o****
i need more update cuz i dey gbadun your tori wella.

more annointing to your d**k
Hahahahahaha. Bro u nor well o
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PoliticsRe: Halima Ali Modu-sheriff Set To Wed (Photo) by Chipappii(m): 10:02pm On Nov 21, 2016
Nawa o. Everybody just dy marry.

I wan marry too abeg.

Click like if you will marry me.
Ladies only. First come first serve
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 10:01pm On Nov 21, 2016
HOW I STOPPED TRYING TO DISVIRGIN MYSELF- AND THE END

Fast-forward to Thursday, i was all alone in the house. So was she. She called me out. I managed to drag her up to their apartment. She wore lose gown, within me i smiled and imagined how easy it will be unlike the last time she wore trouser.
I made sit on a single settee and quickly got down to business. Followed the normal pattern. From her lips to her boobs, down to her oval office. Tried to make my way in with my finger and to my utter dismay, my hand met a tight that she wore. I looked up at her. She smiled, i shook my head. In my mind i was like "today is my day" if you like use android pattern lock am.
I pulled her up from her seat. After about a minute plus of trial and failure and retrial, i managed to off the damn tight. Lay her on the rug, with the kitty in perfect view, i slid in my finger first while i pulled my short with my free hand. My manchi came out like a heavy weight champion waiting to decapitate its victim. I fingered for a while, her fluid let loose, i noticed it was a little whitish. I pulled my hand and slid in my main tool. She resisted to some extent. I felt like I was floating on her. Mehn, too much sauce. I flowed for some time, like just four thrusts, and noticed something was smelling, put my finger across my nose and the stench was there. I pulled out and acted like i was going to eat her. I sniffed her kitty, mehn that smell.. My phone Beeped, the perfect excuse i needed. I picked it, mopped at the screen and jumped up. Looked down at her on the floor and told her i forgot something i was supposed to check. She nodded. I ran down down before she could call my name.
I rushed into the bathroom and took a long bath, washed my stick like 3, 4 times. I looked our door, blocked her number and fell on my bed. I managed to hide away from her until she was through with whatever she came for and went back to wherever she came from.

But the damage had been done on me, psychologically and otherwise. I spent the next few days browsing Google. Asking if all kitty cats smelled and what causes it. This also made me skeptical about all these chubby fat ass flaunting girls. Whenever i set eyes on them the thought that usually runs into my mind was if their kitty smelled.
But i always try to console myself with the fact that all the girls i have touched there didn't smell like that. There was no smell actually. Except one which i handled in my ss3 class. She was actually my first. My fingers smelled like this B29 laundry soap. And that was because she called me out while i was washing my school uniform with a B29 soap. Lol

So right now, i doubt if am really in a rush to break my virginity. I may have a try again in next 2 or 3 years but i would love it to be with a slim chic. I heard they are dope.
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:55pm On Nov 21, 2016
HOW I STOPPED TRYING TO DISVIRGIN MYSELF-3

I came back around 8 all high and ready to go. I called her, she came down. Somewhere close to the house gate. I needed no conversation, i just wanted to feel all that body. I moved from the lips, chewed them up, no wasting time, i ran down to the over inflated boob, French kissed the tip while she moaned. In my various escapades, i had handled boobs long enough to know that there is no gain in it for we guys. Only girls enjoy that part of the affair. So no dulling, i ran my hand into the main thing.
Oh my bosh, that sh1t was soo meaty it took me long to find the hole but i did find it, it was already dripping(mehn i hated that sh1t), i slid a finger into it, she shook like a leaf and pulled away. I returned my mouth to her Tip and determined to do my favorite, i ran my finger back into her. I was really lost in the sauce. After a small while of biting the tit and spooking the hole i pulled out. Luckily she came down with a piece of cloth she covered herself with. I spread it on the ground behind a car parked in front of the house. An orange tree nearby provided a good shade. I pulled her pajamas and asked her to lie on the cloth. She said no that i should lie then she would be on me, me was like "fish swallow Jonah, Jonah swallow fish, all join". I jejely lay on the ground not minding the sands, really konji is a bastard son of a thousand fathers. She came on me and mehn it was like i had forgotten all about weight. Mehn she was so heavy that if she had decided to choke me there, i will just come and go and rest in peace. She slid my John Thomas into her hole. I didn't know what i felt. All i know was the weight was too much. After like 30 seconds, she said no and got up. I asked her why, she said she'd have to think about it. I opened to the book of psalms in my brain and gave her a thousand and one verses on why she should let me. She insisted she'd have to think about it, that she'd let me know her mind on Thursday. I was like "mehn this is sunday" in the end I managed to accept her excuse. She dressed. I gave her a tight hug that let me feel everything in HD.
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:47pm On Nov 21, 2016
HOW I STOPPED TRYING TO DISVIRGIN MYSELF - 2

Not so long ago, we happened to have a new visitor in our yard, she was with our neighbor. She was the chubby type, i dont mean the type with fats everywhere, i'm talking of boobs and ass. My favorite! She was a little big though.
In little or no time, she managed to find her way into my life.
It started on a Sunday afternoon, she came to my house and was fiddling with my phone. I was just busy looking at her fresh laps wish she managed to expose to me with reckless abandon. In my mind i was like "omo see meat". I was really trying hard to find a topic that will eventually lead to me handling all that sauce.
Eventually she stood up and said her waist was paining her. I licked my lips, examined the big butt and asked her to bring it closer so i could help her carry it. She looked at me, smiled and asked if i could carry the waist if she gave it up to me. I didn't borther answering her. I just pulled the ass closer, massaged it, my assistant stood gidigba like the statue of liberty. I tried my best to conceal knowing that if any of my people were to bust it, she being a girl can easily comport herself in seconds but i don't think my niggar down there could lay low in a minute. Long story short, we exchanged number. I told her i will call her by 8pm and i left with my guy for some Sunday Sunday.
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:44pm On Nov 21, 2016
HOW I STOPPED TRYING TO DISVIRGIN MYSELF-1

I have always had it hard trying to convince a lot of people that i was still a virgin, girls especially, mostly after i'm done handling them unto pre-intimacy matter. They will be like "with all these expertise, you are trying to say you have never had sex before" and me will be singing all the psalms i know, not to prove my virginity(who dat one epp) but to see if they will grant me this experience. Most girls i have associated with shaa, i don't know whether to call them wicked or stingy, they are the type of girls that will let you tour the whole of Washington but won't allow you into the white house. This i assure you can be quite disheartening, more especially when the man down below is already on attention. One of my girls then would invite me over and i will be sure to meet her on GEANS BUMSHOT(what manner of wickedness). We will kiss, smooch, whatever you do before the real stuff, and eventually my highest reward will be to finger her while she just lies there shaking like someone with Parkinson disease. And me will be doing all the work with little or no pleasure.
Me being a virgin is not a Choice i Made, just that i never had the opportunity. Not like i don't get girls, i do and easily too. And most times when i have the opportunity or something like that, i always end up messing it up and doing what i do best and that would be....... Finger the hole.
But at least i can swear I'm a master of romance.
https://www.nairaland.com/3447035/how-stopped-trying-dis-virgin
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:37pm On Nov 21, 2016
Thanks everyone

Meastro299
Endougs
Arosunshine
EHMIR

I appreciate
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CelebritiesRe: Ijeoma Okafor, Face Of Nigeria World Tourism, Stuns In New Makeup Photos by Chipappii(m): 9:30pm On Nov 21, 2016
She's beautiful. I mean beautiful like beautiful. I just wiped her face with my imaginary eyes and the contours and everything was there and she was still beautiful.


Diary of a broke playboy
https://www.nairaland.com/3475839/diary-broke-playboy#3475839.24
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 8:26pm On Nov 21, 2016
KissChrix:
Another nice update

Thumbs up man

You better tell Us wetin happen that night or else.....angry
Lol. I will ask Juliet to Tell her side of the story. Thanks bro
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CelebritiesRe: Hauwa Mohammed On Zahra Buhari: If Your Father Is A NOBODY, No One 'll Marry You by Chipappii(m): 8:20pm On Nov 21, 2016
I will marry her if her father wasn't Buhari.

Abeg i nor wan follow share for d abuse and curses Nigerians dy heap for that man head.

Meanwhile. Here's the Diary of a broke playboy
https://www.nairaland.com/3475839/diary-broke-playboy#3475839.24
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op):
My father has always been like a trusted and performing government to me, not for any reason other than he pays my allowances as and at when do.

My alert came in at the last Friday of the month so i decided to flex it out the next Sunday. I invited my girl over. She told me she would be coming with a friend of hers.

Me: why naa, you want to add additional expenses on my head abi?
Chinaza: nooo, bae you know i won't do anything like that
Me: So why would you come with her? Abi you want to find me a 2nd girlfriend?
Chinaza: you must be silly, i'm here saying you are not even enough for me and you are talking about sharing..
Me: Biko stop, lets not start fighting on the phone because it is my airtime that you will be wasting.
Chinaza: Baby of course you know i don't like fighting you on the phone, i will rather do it physically where i can beat sense into you.
I laughed
Me: so be serious jare, why would you be coming with someone extra.
Chinaza: Well, i'm bringing her for that your poke noser of a friend, james who keeps following you around. At least she will keep him busy, while i will have you to my self alone.
Me: Hahahaha, ok naa. I hope she is not a glutton or we will split the bill o.
Chinaza: stingy boy, as if we don't split the bills before.
Me: You better look cuter than her or I'm going to hand you over to James and rock her.
Chinaza: And you better have enough money on you or I will be bringing my 2nd boyfriend along.

crazy girl

Sunday came, by 2pm i was already out of the house with my usual culprit, James. We were headed for an open air restaurant. I called my babe, she was still taking her bath. Good news for us. We decided to sample the available girls.

My eyes caught one pretty looking girl. She was seated alone. I quickly dropped James and walked to her.

"Hmmm, i think its soothing to find out that I'm not the only one without company" i said pulling a seat and joining her table.
She looked at me and smiled and faced her phone again.

"even though i'm already seated, i'm still going to ask, can i join you?
"Umm, i guess yes" she said smiling at me.

We got talking. Her name was sandra, she was waiting for a friend of hers. I decided should her friend come, to invite James over. I needed to know this girl.

My phone vibrated. I took a look and it was James. I stared in his direction. He was already on his second bottle of Heineken and was flashing his teeth at me.

I opened my whatsapp and texted him.
"Guy i hope those two bottles are not on my account o"
"Before nko, na your papa carry me come here?" he replied
I just sent him hmmm and focused back on my new friend. I ordered ordered two bottles of smirnoff for her and two bottles of Heineken for me. I cannot be buying Heineken for James and be drinking Malt. Its my money after all.

We were still talking before my phone rang again, i looked and it was James. I looked at him again and he was on his 3rd bottle. He was asking me to come over. I eyed him and continued my convo.
He walked up to me, said hello to the girl and faced me.
"Guy, the door dy crowded o"
I looked at the door and my girl was there. She didn't see me, thank God. She was focused on her phone.
I quickly excused myself, James kept my new catch company to my utter dismay. That guy is capable of anything. I was praying he doesn't lie to her that he was the one paying for the drinks or order another one.

I approached my girl, she was really looking sweet.
"So who delayed you today?, were you counting beans for your mother " i asked her.

She hugged me and smiled
"sorry boo, i was waiting for my friend who said she was bringing another friend of hers" she said smiling
My face froze. I looked at her with a deep frown on my face
"Did you say her friend?"
"Yea baby, whats wrong with your face?
"Abeg stop all this baby thing, anytime you want to misbehave, you start looking for who to call baby"
"Babe chill naa, you know i won't let you bear the pains alone"
"Abi, lets go before this Stupid James buys drinks for everybody here with my money"

We walked up to James and our new friend and i wasn't disappointed. James was on his 4th bottle of Heineken and Sandra was taking her 3rd bottle of smirnoff.

"Hey, our girl is here" James half screamed, he was obviously getting drunk.

They exchanged pleasantries.

"So sandra meet my guy's most beautiful girl, Chinaza, and chinaza meet my new friend, Sandra" James introduction was totally inspired by alcohol. Chinaza ignored him, looked at sandra and smiled.

"So Ada i was waiting for you in the house and you ran here before me enjoying yourself naa" Chinaza said grabbing a seat.

I just stood stupefied. James was just looking at me with his mouth open.

I sat down. Looked at Sandra who was now smiling and turned to my girl.

"So this is the friend you were waiting for? I asked her.

She laughed and Said yes. I was really confused and heartbroken. Now James was going to enjoy the girl i bought drinks for.
I became confused on whether to freak out on the new drinks James ordered or to be happy Chinaza lied about her friend bringing another friend. Well shaa, i just bought more drinks.

We did have fun. That is, drunk people's fun. After about 2 to 3 bottles, i was motivated to buy more drinks and well peppered chicken wings. Men that Sandra girl is qualified to be called a village drunkard.
As we were talking and enjoying ourselves, Sandra's phone rang.

Sandra: Hello babe, just walk in, you will see us.

She cut the call and said that's her friend coming in. Apparently Chinaza didn't lie, Her friend was bringing another friend.

I was financially drained that day, spent so much that my Girl was the one that paid for our transport home that day. Even James too felt the heat.

But the after party was just like an after party. Fun was the name. I don't need to tell you what a drunk girl can do. Chinaza was just a sweetheart. Their friend was Hot personified. Her name was Juliet.

While my baby was fixing us dinner in the kitchen, i was busy playing Romeo with Juliet. We were all drunk, my girl didn't mind.

Chinaza was drunk but not too drunk to share me with anybody.
She slept between me and Juliet. We went to bed by 2 am in the morning. Something happened on the bed between me, chinaza and Juliet. I can't remember but maybe Juliet knows.
Don't bother asking Chinaza or You will be getting a story from me about our divorce.
And did i say she didn't share me that night, lol.

Am only BROKE not a CELIBATE.
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 5:34pm On Nov 21, 2016
prettyunny:
Nice one bro
But is it possible for me to share stories I wrote on fb on here?
Pls kindly reply...tanx smiley
Thanks sis. You can open a thread for that. Thanks again
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 3:29pm On Nov 21, 2016
Tinydick:
Nigga is allergic to reading but I will follow dis one,,,,,

I'm now learning at old cheesy grin
Thanks nigga. Good u finally decided to learn at ur old age grin
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PoliticsRe: Militants From Mali, Libya Infiltrating Herders – Buhari by Chipappii(m): 8:07am On Nov 21, 2016
Just like aso rock has been infiltrated by dullardy
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 8:04am On Nov 21, 2016
Spectraz:
Guy whats up na... Drop more grin

The story reminds me of school life. LOL

Nice work bro. cool
Thanks bro. More on the way
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 7:26am On Nov 21, 2016
KissChrix:
I dey expect update o
Sure bro. Thanks for following
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 7:00am On Nov 21, 2016
KissChrix:
Nice job so far smiley
Thanks bro.
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 12:14am On Nov 21, 2016
Recently i have been bored and that increased my activities on facebook.
And so i met this new girl. Judging from her pictures, she was posh in all ramifications. So we got talking..
She was a jambite seeking admission into my school. I smiled at the prospect of hanging out with a jambito. I calculated they would be cheaper to run around with.

Long story short, i asked her out. After much whining and shakara from her, she accepted. We fixed a date, . Exchanged numbers and started looking forward to our meeting.


On a Monday afternoon like this, i was on my bed, half sleeping and half recovering from the little torment my babe, Chinaza gave me. That girl shaa.
My phone rang, i hurriedly picked and shouted a coarse hello into the mouthpiece. A very melodious female voice came up from the other end.
Me: Hello, na who be this?
Caller: Hi, its Rita, remember?
Me: Rita kwa? Rita from where?
Caller: Hey, you've forgotten already? We were supposed to be meeting today.

My head rang gbagam, i jumped up from my bed.

Me: yea Rita right, where are you now?
Rita: I'm about to leave my house. Just wanted to make sure it's still going down.
Me:Ok, you can start coming, call me when you get to the school gate.

Immediately we dropped the call. I quickly grabbed my towel, ran into the bathroom, did a quick wash up, i couldn't even remember if used soap or not.
I dressed up, picked my wallet, counted the 1000 naira notes inside, 5 in total. I slid the wallet in my pocket and ran to James, my friends room. We both lived in the same lodge. He had promised to escort me.
He hurriedly dressed up. And we both left the house. I ensured he had some money on him, just in case.

We were in a keke headed for the school gate when she called.

Me: Hey are you there yet?
Rita: Yea. We just dropped now.
Me: Ok. I will be there soon.

Then something like an audio flash back hit me.

Me: Did you say "we"
Rita: yea, i came with a friend, i didn't know the way so i needed her to help out.
Me: Okay o. Just wait for me. I dropped the call.

James just looked at me with a wicked grin on his face and said
"Guy, u don enter"
"Her friend better be cute too or i go just deny am for there sharp sharp" i said as the keke dropped us.

Locating them wasn't so hard. I observed her from afar and her pictures didn't lie. She was as cute as can be. Her friend too wasn't bad.

We approached them. Reintroduced ourselves. James just focused on her friend who's name was Cynthia.

So we moved into the nearest eatery. Got ourselves a seat. Called the waiter. I was going to order for snacks so i could at least have some change in my pocket. Then James asked them to make the order themselves. I just eyed him, he smiled and smacked his lips.

"But get us chivita juice first and then take their orders" James was still talking. I was graphically dividing the money in my pocket with my imaginary eyes.

The Juice came. We opened it, poured into our various glasses, started sipping as the girls started making their orders. Rita was representing their interest.

"We'll both take fried rice and chicken with lots of salad on it"

James who had his glass of juice on his lips quickly dropped it on the table. My eyes tripled in size.

"Wait, Bae are you two going to share the plate of rice or what?"
I asked
"Noo, we are getting two" Rita replied. James coughed
"Ok o" i said and faced my drink.

The waitress came back with two plates of steaming fried rice and huge chicken wings. Only God knows how i managed not to snatch the food for them. As the waitress was leaving she called after her and asked for two cups of ice cream.
I stepped hard on James feet under the table. He looked at me and grabbed his glass of juice and started gulping it.

As they were lazily eating their food. We started a conversation. Her friend was a 100 level student of mass communication in the school. While she was also trying to get admitted into the Same mass communication departmentWe talked for a long while. When they were almost done with their food, i got up and made my way to the rest room. Counted my money again. Half cried for my life, urinated and went back to the table only to be welcomed by additional two cups of ice cream and another Chivita juice. I looked at the door, the devil inside me started advising me to make use of the door but i just jejely strolled to our table and sat down. James just managed to cover a good part of his face with his hands and was convulsing with laughter.

I just cleared my throat. Called the waitress to get me the bill.
The bill arrived, 7,250 naira. I was really tempted to yell at the girls but i managed to control my emotions. I just pulled out the 5000 naira in my pocket, handed it over to James alongside bill, grabbed the new juice and poured a large quantity of it in my glass, after all i was paying for it. James completed the money and paid.

I looked at the girls who were still romancing their food.
"well, you girls should just round up and let's get going" i said
"We are through" Rita said and they both picked their handbags.
I looked at their plate, the food was still a bit much and the meat was scarcely touched.

I and James looked at each other with our mouths open. I nodded and we all left the eatery.
"So when are we seeing you guys again?" James asked as we got outside the eatery.
"well i will be coming to register for my post ume in 2 weeks time. Maybe we can hook up again" Rita said
"hope you guys will sleep over next time" james was still asking
"Ermm, till then" Rita replied.
James nodded. He felt his pocket and said he forgot his handkerchief inside. He went back inside.

I flagged down a keke and they both entered. I bade them farewell and asked the driver to move before they would start expecting me to pay their fare.

James came out with a nylon which i wasn't bothered to check because i was fuming inside.
"Guy which kind wahala be this naa" i half screamed as James approached me.
He looked at me and broke into a laughter.
"Guy those girls shaa, na your village people send them like this" he said
"And remember you dy owe me 2,250 naira o"
I looked at him and hissed. He laughed and suggested we stop a keke to take us back to our lodge.

"Na your nyash you go use pay for the keke" i told him

Shaa, we walked all the way to our lodge under the hot sun.

Immediately we got back. I just crashed on my bed.
James came into my room and grabbed my stove.

"Guy which level naa, wetin u wan use my stove do" i asked him
"i wan use am cook, no worry, i go comot 250 for the money wey you owe as compensation for the kerosene" he laughed and left with my stove. I hissed, got up from the bed and poured a small quantity of Garri in a cup and headed to James room to borrow sugar.

As i walked into his room, i saw him cooking the remaining fried rice and chicken those girls had left....
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:23pm On Nov 20, 2016
kingklassique:
Epic bro nice 1
Thank you so much. I really appreciate
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 9:22pm On Nov 20, 2016
EHMIR:
Oga,ur updates short faahuh
Thanks bro. No vex. I'm still cooking up things. I appreciate your comments
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CelebritiesRe: Adaeze Yobo Flaunts Babybump In Style [PICS] by Chipappii(m): 8:51pm On Nov 20, 2016
Bestchisom:
so dat u will kill d woman wit your big head
Bia chisom, kpachara anya gi o
PoliticsRe: Obama: Give Trump A Chance, How You Campaign Is Not Always How You Govern. by Chipappii(m): 8:24pm On Nov 20, 2016
Some zombies be masturbating over trumps comments during his campaigns forgetting that someone somewhere said he was going to make #1=$1.
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 5:29pm On Nov 20, 2016
Expect more updates soon
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 5:28pm On Nov 20, 2016
On this Friday i just needed to vent. You know that moment when all of your body itches you and you just don't know why. Nothing seems to interest you and you just feel weak. So I was in this particular mood that day.

I needed to let it out on someone. And was looking for a prey.
My whatsapp binged. I took a look and it was Chinaza, my girlfriend. Finally, a victim.

We started our chat. I have to confess, i was quite annoying but she persisted. Maybe that's why she's my main chick. She cares a lot.

I was determined to vent all my anger on her. So as i was going hard on her. I guess she figured out something was wrong and started to pet me, asking what the matter was. I kept maintaining nothing was wrong while being a total Sadist.

A while later when she probably got tired, she called my phone.

Her: what's wrong?
Me: i told you nothing was wrong naa
Her: are you sure?
Me: yea. Was that why you called?
Her: not really
Me: so?
Her: well, i didn't see my period
Me: who did you give it to?
Her: you.
Me: Really?
Her: be serious for once naa.

Something hit me on my mind immediately. It dawned on me that she said just she didn't see her period. The implications seemed to simmer into my head. I pause and continued, this time with much concern in my voice.

Me: how come, did you check well, i mean is your period supposed to start now?
Her: yea. Its 3 days late and i'm scared like this o.

By this time, my voice was real shaky. I couldn't even afford a condom talk more of affording a baby.

Me: But i have always been careful naa. How come?
Her: i don't know o. Shey i told you to buy condom that day but you were too drunk to care.
Me: nawa o. Baby are you sure?
Her:Nop, i'm not sure, i just like it more when you are scared than when you are angry. Just buy me a sanitary pad when coming. Love you. Bye bye.

She laughed hard and dropped the phone. By this time i had totally forgotten i was feeling somehow.

That girl shaa. She is crazy but i think thats why i love her.
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 5:17pm On Nov 20, 2016
Konji is a bastard son of a thousand fathers.
So i was in a bus on my way to the market to buy a trouser for church service. The next day being Sunday and i needed to look good for that girl that had caught my eyes since the first day i saw her.

My Facebook messenger binged. I opened it and it was my new Ghana girl. She said hi, i said hello. We started our usual chats. I usually don't like going far with girls that i'm sure wont be of any benefit to me. So our chat was mainly about what she ate, how she ate, the color of what she ate and who cooked what she ate. You know the usual Facebook chat.

So i decide to check out her Facebook photos once more. I saw she had uploaded new pictures. These ones were clearer than the ones she uploaded in the past.

I seemed to notice that all her features were clearer here and she has joined Facebook bad gang. The ones that purposely flash their boobs and booty at the camera. My Hot mind set it.

So i decided to take the convo deeper.
Me: so what are you doing?
Her: I'm about to take my bath, u?
Me: well, am on my way to the market. So can i join you in the bath?
Her: sure, i will increase the bath water.
Me: just pull off and wait for me.
Her: kk, I'm waiting boo......
...........
The convo got more kinky. My joystick had already tripled in size. We were both enjoying ourselves.
We were at the peak of it all when the bus came to a halt. My joystick was still as hard as olumo rock. I looked up from my phone and everybody was alighting from the bus. I noticed i had gotten where i was supposed to get down. The conductor looked at me.
Me: I never reach my bus stop naa
Conductor: Oga na here we dy stop o.
I looked at him with sweat all over me and observed my joystick,. In my mind i was like "Oga go down naa".
Only God knows how i managed to leave there that day with my erection.


These days. I have learnt to pocket my phone anytime I'm in a bus...
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LiteratureDiary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(op): 5:15pm On Nov 20, 2016
Yesterday's morning was one of those mornings when you wake up and you don't even know what you want to do with your life. Those mornings you would come up from your bed, pick up a kitchen stool sit in the veranda and wonder if you had any dreams last night, if it was Chinwe that was romancing you in your dream or Ifunanya that bought you a wrist watch.

I merely brushed my teeth and strolled out to a popular spot where the guys in my hood normally met to sample passing girls, discuss the games they were going to stake on or talk about how posh their wedding in Dubai will be when they can't even afford a plate of rice for their girlfriends.

I sat in the company of some guys who like me had nothing to do that morning. They were talking about how Manchester United destroyed their various tickets. I was just there listening and hissing.

Like 5 minutes after i got there. Across the road from where we sat, a fight was about to break out between two teenage girls, one was light skinned and the other was Chocolate. We paid little attention to them. Everybody had his own problem. I Managed to grab some words from their vulgar exchange. They were fighting over some guy.

Before long, they were both pulling at each other. They had no hair on their head so they resorted to pulling on their clothes. I was expecting the guys with me to go and do something, instead they sat and just stared at them while they continued calling on their village deities on man u's head. Me too, i stared on like i was live on MONDAY NIGHT RAW.

"I swear that girls breast has stretch marks" one of the guys with me shouted.
As if on cue, the chocolate girl tore at the light skinned girls top and a part of her breast showed. There were clear marks on it.
The guys shouted Heeeeey.

I looked at the guy and asked him how he knew about the stretch mark.

"Guy you be learner o, So u no know say na because of me them dy fight" the guy told me with a thick mark of indifference on his face. I looked at him with utter disbelief, got up, wiped the dust from my trouser and left them. I looked once more at the girls, they were already as dirty as they can be and were pinning each other on the electric pole. I could hear the guys change their topic. They were talking about stealing the wire on the pole since nepa hardly brought light.

I hissed and continued on my way to Ifunanya's house. My dreams usually come true and i needed that watch.
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CelebritiesRe: Adaeze Yobo Flaunts Babybump In Style [PICS] by Chipappii(m): 5:10pm On Nov 20, 2016
I wish it was me inside that stomach
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40k
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I have an infinix hot 4 i want to swap with iphone 5s. Am in anambra.

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