₦airaland Forum

Peterpanny:
hope you are not what am thinking.please o you better dont be o

Hehehe. Oga you are what you think. Even if i be GAYsha, tosyne no fine reach guy wey i go dy follow

tosyne2much:
On the 27th of October, I received an official mail from Palmchat about a partnership deal. According to them, they have been meticulously reading and following my write-ups on both my blog and Nairaland. They told me they wanted to partner with me as it will be a leverage to increase their fan base, and as well promote me.

I quickly replied and declared my interest in the offer. I was asked to fill an official form which I later reverted back in the right fashion. Three days later, the head of content created an admin account for me and forwarded my account details and I was told to report at their office this morning to conclude the deal.

It was all like a dream until I got to their office and got to realize it wasn't a scam.
I received a charming welcome and the first attack they gave me was by interrogating me on how I get my inspirations from. I just dey laf like one gentle man. I was later given an hour tutorial on how to use their portal

To cut the story short,
I now have my name on Palmchat portal amidst other partners such as Dailypost, Ripples, Comp­letesports, Jumia, 36­0nobs, GidiAfrica, Ch­ecki, Boom player, We­ddingdigestnaija and ­a host of others, where you can read up my write-ups in reference to my blog.

This is to courage other people never to despise little beginning. I was never discouraged even in the face of discouragement, condemnation and ridicule.

I started this thing all like a joke but my name and articles have been trending on google and many websites. (including those who give credits and those who do not )

Be careful on whom you bash on Nairaland out of ignorance and provocation because you never can tell who will help by you.

No be by who sabi speak grammar pass but by the grace of God.

No room for pictures but since Nairalander are doubting Thomases, I was able to take a few shots with one of the crews . I received a few gifts and their football kits too sha

Tosyne you fine o

sarrki:
I can't bro

She messed up the whole system

Yet enemies of Nigeria call her super minister

She failed her father land

Shame on her and her followers

I used to think Gej, Noi messed up untill i saw buhari and his crew.

Gej gave Nigeria a mild headache, Buhari gave her ebola, hiv and even zombiesm...

Ncan reporting.

Hunger and recession don dey catch even the PROGRESSIVES .

I hope sarrki isn't among them. .

Waste of valuable metal, energy and workmanship...

Mk i jejely go build mortuary for benin.

Mk the oba sef no die b4 then cos them no go burry am too

This ooni must be ipob .

justmenoni:
cos i'm ladyf

Oh. Hope you ain't quoting me to report me for stealing your land up there

justmenoni:
food

F for ftc

Why are you cloning ladyf

FTceeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


Who pays nepa bills these days. When you can hire ladder for 300 naira and reconnect the damn thing.


I dedicate this ftc to President Muhammad buhari for always proving to the zombies that they are zombies

To miss Anambra for providing a video for the Vaseline crew and further increasing my hatred for cucumber

To my babe for proving to me that love is nothing without money.


Meanwhile should you encounter 2 girls pricing cucumber. Kindly report them to the police

ObiOmaMu:
Beyonce's father Matthew Knowles used to be Seyi Shay's manager when she was part of his girl group, From Above.

They are pictured below at the One Africa Music Fest presented by Upfront & Personal which hit the U.S, Houston last Saturday, October 22, at Toyota Center.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/10/beyonces-father-matthew-knowles-pulls.html

Mtcheew i thought its the other hair.
I mean the other one
Down there

So da GAYsha is now a celebrity. Ok naa kwontinu

That boobs tho. Got me..

Lol. Smile capture wey dy my tecno l6 wey i buy in 2015 abi android 6.0 wey dem dy dash for free. Anytime i see an itel phone what comes into my mind are those times when they said most of our gadgets are projects by china school children .

When someone tells me he bought itel, i just look at him and shake my head.

Mizzara:
anybody home??

Yup. Come in

Everybody say...

orimsamsam:
for this one eyes e go think say e make sense ni

Receipt

orimsamsam:
Omo ale olodo.

Fumilayo ransome kuti is greeter than all Igbos heroes combined together

Brain receipt please.

Tell me something. Apc now blaming themselves?
The world is really coming to an end.

Hahahahaha

orimsamsam:
and am sure she far greater than all ur heroes in Biafra. Flattie's



Happy birthday iya fela

I won't exchange words with you because you have no brain.

Procure one first, show me a receipt, then we can talk.

A great Afonja Woman, one of the greatest. Doing things most afonja men can't do. Led a protest against a bad ruler. Meanwhile her kinsmen are busy licking the scrotum of a dullard.


Happy PH B'day ma

Great men










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WEDDING INVITATION
Dear Friends, fans and lovers, Finally the long awaited day is here with us! I invite you and your family to my wedding that will take place on 5th November, 2016 at Oladimeji street , behind Mokland hotel, Idiroko road, toll gate Ogun state The big and
special day begins at 10am. Your presence will be our joy and will be highly appreciated. See you there. Please broadcast as received. I also don't know who sent it to me.............

Ordinary plantain?
Who go now chop the plantain?

Na lie, they are stylishly distancing themselves from failure and dullardy...

Now thats my gej my n1gga not the other niggar that was sending people to his kitchen and the other room.

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Chai my belle. Please people don't mind me.
I saw a very funny thread somewhere and came to laughon front page.

Hahahaha

Abeg make una free buhari. He didn't say the kitchen alone, he also called the other room. And Yemi was dressed like she was headed for the room

My mom won't stand near my sister with that sh1t on.

I hope Dss won't come and be asking you why you collect that corrupt award that was sponsored by Dasuki.

Swap with infinix hot 4

Mizzara:
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Base in Lagos.... Don't know how dat swapping is possible

Ok. Thats the problem.

Pity we aren't close

Mizzara:
pix here

I gat infinix hot 4. Neat. 2months old. Every accessory intact.
Am in anambra. 08138369977

Lol

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