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Isis, al-quaeda, boko haram and others will love this phone.
Guys i suggest u buy this phone for them gold digging bitches. If they ever ask you for things again, call me Buhari.

Things like this only happens under Apc govt. Earthquake in everything.

TolaniLuv:
Boy, who Deh follow you talk ??

Chinko african man.

Op it is still a sin to lie o. Where is the stun in this element of bleach.

TolaniLuv:
See ugly thing talking!! She has fair skin so??

Amebo she call u? Abi is d woman ya milf?

Shiitposter:
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I saw it o. U must give me that iPhone

Willie is working. If you dont like, go and kill yourself!

balash:
No matter how dollar go rise, Brain go still cheap, try get one even if na tokunboh you go see

Am not surprised. A fan of a dullard Is a dullard1nho. Now go n ask ur mum why she got mated by a dullard1nho because like peak, it's in you.

balash:
We all know say the Army are in sambisa fighting the insurgents tirelessly and winning the battle little by little? What's this Madam Protest All about again?

Shey she want make buhari wear uniform go sambisa go fight boko haram sef? Abi I don't understand what the protest is for again Madam.

Una sha like to do pass una sef, abi buhari get otumokpo wey he go use enter Sambisa, carry all the girls and disappear back to Aso villa?

Cause am not getting this thing at all O

Madam na wahala remain wey you want now, she no fit talk say she no know say buhari dey EDO state now sef.

But u bloody hypocrites were expecting Gej to wear uniforms and go produce the girls. Rubbish zombies

Just buy it. You will love me after that.

Drinokrane:
Please for phone gurus and currently those using infinix hot 4 on nairaland..please i am about to buy my infinix hot 4 but i want to know more about the phone before buying it..
Please i want to ask if the phone have been giving you any for of problem since you have being using it e.g lagging,rebooting itself,becoming hot and all other form of problem..please if YES please drop the type of problem you are having it..if NO should i go ahead and buy the phone..
Thanks as you drop reasonable comment

Oga you really tryyyyyyyyyy. If you did this with a handset, i wonder what you will do with a good camera and the right equipments. Your head get confirm oil. Kudos and more grease to your elbow.

This is something that have been bordering me o. So i have been going to this particular area for a long while now and there is this really cute girl that got me drooling. But anytime i see her we are always some distwnce from each other. I have been cracking my head really hard on how to get her attention from that far away. Am a responsible guy so i dont whistle after ladies and i think am too timid to sCream "Babe hafar" to a girl i'm just meeting for the first time. And running after her is really off the hooK, Her mom is somehow always in possession of a pestle . So to all ma players in the house, how do you calls call a girls attention to Yourself before you talk to her?
Kingcheezypuff how would a guy call you and you won't feel insulted or snub him

Elchappo:
Hahahahahahahahhahaha..

I thought I was alone on this..
Planning to cut off the dancing program on the D-day..

OP, I think we re created stiff, most time I try learning I find out that I apply muscle nd it's locks up all joint.

So I ve settled dancing like a drunk each time I feel like shaking body.

Hahahaha. Mehn. That thing is really strong.

Mehn. This is so hard. Imagine i can't even move my body to the simplest of dance steps. I wonder if it's something someone can learn, i mean, is it possible that people like me are created in a way that i can neva dance even if I tried to learn. Some one should help me to avoid stories that touch on my wedding day. I mean i gats to rock that day naaa. Anything i can do?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd17]uhn uhn. That's to much.
.... And I don't want bye[/color]

Lol. Bye joor

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]I live in America!! Chipappi doesn't need that![/color]

Says who. My post says you can always come down to see me.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd17]yep [/color]

Nawa o. Leave the app and try me joor

2dice01:
my granny is single and a virgin..

Wow. Is she 25?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]Was it any good? Maybe I'll try [/color]

U wan try wen i dy here dy search.. Nawa o.

2dice01:
yea...i used my nokia 3310 ...

Bobo leave dat stuff n bring ur sister or just hand over ya own bae

2dice01:
lemme help bro.. Kindly go to google store search love app..download and install NB no go use mtn 10mb try am oo e no go work

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff] hommie,is that what you did? [/color]

Wetin be Nb.. IPhone get fit get am?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]That the problem.
You need 2 increase yer age preference
oh! And nobody ever gets a date on this section just insults. . [/color]

Lol. I noticed. And errrrm, if i go above 25 then i will be looking for a sugarmummy abi sugar aunty

STFUareyouG0d:
lol. I wish you all the best in your search sir

Thanks bro.

Bluezy13:
Hehehe...



I no call person name o

I call?

STFUareyouG0d:
Do I have one?

Jeez. Pay your fine..

sorextee:
There shld be a semi colon, between the DIFFERENCE and wole soyinka.. since we re learning English here..

Lol. That comma between semi colon and between wasn't so necessary. If u quote me again, add your sister's number to avoid being penalized..

STFUareyouG0d:
you see why you won't find any girl? You are too strong headed.

Lol. Oya swear u will give me ur sis if i mellow

jashar:
Na...you want s.ex not love. Bid difference

I want all.

Bluezy13:
See as the people above me dey just dey shine teeth.








Make this Mr Nairaland pondamonium come pass first...
Na then them go show their true colour.
I know one person wey for don begin curse OP sef.



Well sha, maka waka pass

Lol. No mind the two of them.

STFUareyouG0d:
I bet no girl will be interested in a dude who doesn't know difference between 'AM' and 'I'M'

Oga most girls won't even know d difference bw them or notice the error in my lonely just like u didn't. BTW i said i need a girl not an English tutor. And put "THE" Before your difference wole soyinka
..

Please who will sign me into his record label. I don't need money or anything just signing and free recording plus promotion. I want to be heard o. Haven't recorded anything yet (no money) but hv been writing tracks since. I rap though. Am in anambra. Thank you

ronald4lif:

falconey:

why una no dy hear word. Oya wey your sisters or u pay me for trespassing...

Sup ladies, am lonley as fvck. I nid someone to love and love me back before i turn homo abeg. Pm me. Ladies only... Guys can try if and only if they want to contribute their fine sister.
20 - 25
Must be located within anambra except u have transport to be visiting me from a distance location.