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Politics › Re: COAS Gen. Buratai In Combat Ready Kit Ready For The Niger-delta Avengers - PIC by Chiscomax(m): 8:18am On Jun 02, 2016

Funny. See as dem dey form boss

Webmasters › Re: Which Domain Host Is The Best In Nigeria? by Chiscomax(m): 7:00am On Jun 02, 2016

Namecheap ke.

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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Chiscomax(m): 10:15pm On Jun 01, 2016

Seun:
The show and the book have diverged. Let's not keep mixing them up.

True talk sir. I prefer the movie because i dont need to omagine much compared to when reading the books.

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Chiscomax(m): 10:12pm On Jun 01, 2016

r/gameofthronesTV5
[S5E6] The Dornishman's Wife (Full Lyrics) - It really is all about the ending.
u/nuke_dukeray380d, 17h
The Dornishman's wife was as fair as the sun,

and her kisses were warmer than spring.

But the Dornishman's blade was made of black steel,

and its kiss was a terrible thing.

The Dornishman's wife would sing as she bathed,

in a voice that was sweet as a peach,

But the Dornishman's blade had a song of its own,

and a bite sharp and cold as a leech.

As he lay on the ground with the darkness around,

and the taste of his blood on his tongue,

His brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayer,

and he smiled and he laughed and he sung,

"Brothers, oh brothers, my days here are done,

the Dornishman's taken my life,

But what does it matter, for all men must die,

and I've tasted the Dornishman's wife!

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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Chiscomax(m): 10:06pm On Jun 01, 2016

"Brothers, oh brothers, my days here are done,
the Dornishman's taken my life,
But what does it matter, for all men must die,
and I've tasted the Dornishman's wife!"

-Bronn

grin

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Family › Re: Female Pastor Fights 9 Persons While Wearing Bra, Underpants by Chiscomax(m): 7:55pm On Jun 01, 2016

Pynt and Bra but no pic

Celebrities › Re: Pantless Photos Of Actress Ella Mensah by Chiscomax(m): 9:51pm On May 31, 2016

olatunjithomas:
are you aware Vaseline is now expensive?

My friend! Use groundnut oyel cheesy

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Chiscomax(m): 7:14pm On May 30, 2016

Cybertext:
lwkmd!!... this scene gat me cracking, that dude must be a comedian in real life.

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Chiscomax(m): 10:30am On May 30, 2016

So there she is, high and mighty Queen Cersei, tits and ass jiggling in the breeze. All of a sudden, she looks my way, gives me a little smile like, "Well?". So, all right, y'know, I've never been shy and I'm blessed down south, so I put it right out. She's never seen anything like it. I mean, she's used to her brother and from what I hear, Jaime Lannister's half an inch shy of an inch. She sees it and I swear to the gods she licks her lips. Well, you all know me, you know I wouldn't lie about this.

-King Landing's boaster

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Webmasters › Re: 'bandwidth Limit Exceeded' When Trying To Access My Website by Chiscomax(op): 10:48pm On May 28, 2016

Dmayor7:
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You can host up to 3 websites at a time.

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Please, dont be angry o, before i go come put myself for trouble. what is this renewal fee all about?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by Chiscomax(m): 10:23pm On May 28, 2016

shumuel:
Lets get ready for Penalty joor, Navias are you ready ? But Cr7 may miss a goal ooo

na just my fear be that

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by Chiscomax(m): 10:19pm On May 28, 2016

Finally, na PayNah go end this game

Webmasters › Re: 'bandwidth Limit Exceeded' When Trying To Access My Website by Chiscomax(op): 9:50pm On May 28, 2016*

Dmayor7:
Your allocated bandwidth has finished.....

You only upgrade to a higher plan with your hosting company or move to a better host.

I know of a good and reliable hosting company that is very cheap with excellent service.

Go to www.namecheap.com and register for their shared hosting plan and you will be happy you did.

That's what my website is using and that is what many website owners are also using.

They have excellent uptime...

You get Unlimited bandwidth from them

You get 20GB SSD-Accelerated Disk Space from them.

You can host up to 3 websites at a time.

Their cost is $9.88/yr approximately $10.

You are sure of professional customer support through email, phone call and live chat.

And the beautiful thing is this....

You get a free domain name from them when you register for a hosting plan.

Isn't that awesome?

Now go to www.namecheap.com and stop complaining about bad hosting or exceeding bandwidth.

Thanks alot, i really appreciate. i have checked out the website and i am really happy you have shown me this. I have a question though, do they accept Nigerian Firstbank Verve card?

what is ur web address?

Webmasters › 'bandwidth Limit Exceeded' When Trying To Access My Website by Chiscomax(op): 8:47pm On May 28, 2016

Good evening,

Please, whenever i try accessing my website i get "bandwidth Limit exceeded". How do i go about solving this issue?

A web designer from nairaland designed the website for me December last year. I have the admin login details of the website, i even deleted some posts through the wordpress app but still yet it did not help out.

I will be grateful if anyone can help me with a solution to this problem

Education › Re: 10 Poorly Educated But Incredibly Successful People(pics) by Chiscomax(m): 4:35pm On May 28, 2016

Lalasticlala abeg come help me make we carry this thing go front page, e too heavy for only me

And as for those who think no Billionaire went to school, sorry to burst your bubble Carlos Slim Helu (richest man 2014) is a civil engineer

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SIWES/I.T Students Zone by Chiscomax(m): 12:13am On May 28, 2016

Akby:
Hi guys, the surest way to get any IT placement is to apply manually. The online platform works fine if the company itself rolls out an application portal.
For the manual process, all you need do is Google the company you are interested and copy their contact address. Forward your IT Letter, CV and Cover Letter at the post office or physical drop and you are good to go.
It costs a token of N100 to send these documents (after weighing) to any state within the country (NIPOST). That's all. Just get enough company list and forward your credentials.
I get loads of calls from various companies saying i should come over for interview few weeks before starting the IT.

Hope this helps a fellow student
Thanks

i did this and up till today, no company has even flashed my line

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SIWES/I.T Students Zone by Chiscomax(m): 12:10am On May 28, 2016

Akby:
Apply for Oracle Nigeria

https://oracle.taleo.net/careersection/2/jobdetail.ftl?job=16000K08&lang=en

thanks alot.

Family › Re: Photos: 11 Bad Habits Of Children Caused By Their Parents Unknowingly by Chiscomax(m): 11:11pm On May 27, 2016

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shocked

Education › Re: Aminu Gamawa Bags Doctorate Degree At Harvard Law School,US.Photos by Chiscomax(m): 1:46pm On May 27, 2016

Wow ! Congrats to him.

Someone shoud please give him a Mug.

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Chiscomax(m): 1:16pm On May 27, 2016

And i swear to the gods, she licks her lips ! grin

When that drunkard was telling false tale about cersie and afterwards his head was crushed against a wall by that big giant.

''they think you are a god but i know you are not. I saw your pecker, no god will have a pecker that small''

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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Chiscomax(m): 12:34pm On May 27, 2016

I drink and i Know things cheesy

Mehn, this Tyrion is my favourite character in this Game of Thrones.

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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Chiscomax(m): 12:31pm On May 27, 2016

I have lied and cheated, Gambled and whored. I am not particularly good at violence but i am good at convincing others to do violence for me -Tyrion grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SIWES/I.T Students Zone by Chiscomax(m): 10:38am On May 26, 2016

career44:
.....which kind of issue...i just submitted my own application three days ago ...your password should be something like..."HPP22*fgr66"....then you use fire fox or chrome...

Apart from NLNG, pls do u have another recruiting ?

Career › Re: Oil Workers Zone. by Chiscomax(m): 9:54am On May 26, 2016

emvicks2:
scantee I am a four hundred level petroleum engineering student of rivers state university. I am supposed to start my undergraduate industrial training by April but yet all the companies I have applied to in port harcourt no one has called for even exam. I will be very grateful if. you can help recommended me to any petroleum company in PH here. my email is frankdom993@gmail.com. I have sent you a PM

U don get IT place bros ? I am in mech eng, futo

Music/Radio › Re: A TobeNanaa, Nairalander's Single Trending On Twitter (picture) by Chiscomax(m): 11:11am On May 24, 2016

Booked

Celebrities › Re: Kwam1's Son's Canadian Citizenship & Degree Certificate by Chiscomax(m): 10:45am On May 24, 2016

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Celebrities › Re: Kwam1's Son's Canadian Citizenship & Degree Certificate by Chiscomax(m): 10:31am On May 24, 2016

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Celebrities › Re: Kwam1's Son's Canadian Citizenship & Degree Certificate by Chiscomax(m): 10:30am On May 24, 2016

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