₦airaland Forum

hatux:
Lol .. Funny facts!

Thanks man, we keep learning daily.

Cc: Lalasticlala Gostartit

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Mologi:
U dey craze,y u go say ordinary #50 Apple is worth more than Nigeria.

LOL... You don see am na bros. Na so naija be

9. Sweden pays High school students $120 per month to attend school






10. Apple inc. Is worth more than Sweden, Poland or Nigeria.





source: http://studyprofessor.com.ng/some-facts-you-probably-did-not-know/

5. Only 5% of Alcohol leaves your body through Sweat, Urine and Breath; 95% is metabolized by the liver.





6. ATELOPHOBIA is the fear of not being good enough or having Imperfections.





7. The Italian phrase; “IL VINO E SQUISITO, PU IO handle I VOSTRI GENITALS?” means “THE WINE IS DELICIOUS, MAY I handle YOUR GENITALS?”





8. Eating chocolate makes you happy because it contains PHENYLEPHYLAMINE which is the same hormone the brain triggers when you fall in love



source: http://studyprofessor.com.ng/some-facts-you-probably-did-not-know/

1. MATHEMATICS:
166³+500³+333³= 166,500,333
296³+584³+415³= 296,584,415
710³+656³+413³= 710,656,413
828³+538³+472³= 828,538,472



2. Pablo Picasso’s full name is: PABLO DIEGO JOSE FRANCISCO DE PAULA JUAN NEPOMUCENO MARIA DE LOS REMEDIOS CIPRIANO DE LA SANTISIMA TRINIDAD RUIZ Y PICASSO





3. The opposite of AMBIDEXTROUS is AMBILEVOUS, which describes someone who is equally clumsy using either hand .






4. Japanese death row inmates are not told the date of their Execution, they are informed only a few Hours before it takes place. They wake up each day wondering if it is their last





Source: http://studyprofessor.com.ng/some-facts-you-probably-did-not-know/

bassdow:
From your response, it's clear you are a novice. It's better you contact support or get in touch with someone who can be of help.
Would have directed you but no need taking that risk as seems you are a newbie.

Again speak with your webhost or contact someone who can help you

just direct me please. i can do it

donsheddy1:
The fix for this error is quite easy for a pro and tiring for an amateur. Here's a simple fix for you.

1: If your host is a vps, then open your php.ini file and search for 2000 mb and increase to your satisfaction.

2: If it's not a vps, then contact your service provider to help you upgrade this by themselves.

3: you can simply upload files using your ftp software into your web host with ease.

4: You need to include a php function to automatically overwrite your default php.INI in your WordPress function.php page. This process most times doesn't work effectively unless a pro php developer is around you to fix this.

Need more help? Drop it here or whatsapp me 08031975415

Which one is ftp software?

bassdow:
This can be done /changed in a number of ways but you need to be careful in editing certain files so you don't mess things up.

Moreover you didn't tell Us if you are on a hosted wordpress (e.g Chiscomax.WordPress. com) or you are hosting it yourself (e.g Chiscomax.com).

Anyway the simple way of increasing that limit is thus:


Locate and add this to top of wp-config.php

define('WP_MEMORY_LIMIT', '64M');

NB: The wp-config.php file is part of your wordPress installation files.
It's the same file that holds your database details. Find it and add that line of code to it.
Mind you, you must be on a self-hosted wordpress (e.g Chiscomax.com) for it to work for you.


Another method is adding this line of code to your php.ini file

upload_max_filesize = 64M
post_max_size = 64M

The php.ini file is part of your web hosting files. Find it and add those lines of codes to it.


PS: Remember all the 2 different ways I gave you would only work in a self-hosted WordPress website.

If you can't do it,find someone who can

It is a self hosted website. Thanks a lot. The thing now is that I don't even know where those installation files are I. E the configuration files you are talking about.


I am so lost.

I don't know if there is a step by step procedure I can use. I will appreciate. Thanks alot

emmyw:
I don't get you correctly, this response, was it from your host or from your admin panel?

from my wordpress admin panel it says i cant upload file of more than 2MB

Goodmorning my fellow nairaland members. I am new to this blogging with wordpress(the website has been hosted). i tried uploading some files and it says the maximum file size i can upload is 2MB. Please i need advice/ help on how to go about this. i am hosting it with more than 1GB capacity.



Thanks alot

Your husband is a great man

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Vomm:
I totally agree with u and it's not "probably understand" but DEFINITELY understand

are u God? lol. its DEFINITELY though

Fddx

Meanwhile

Adonis3:
Reeky mu guiz!!

Then Korede should have won

I will tell you the most efficient way to read and retain.


The most efficient way to read and retain is by MIND MAPPING....

Repeat after me 'MIND MAPPING'


Good, now I will tell you what mind mapping is.

Mind mapping is the way of relating everything you read to life activities. This way, you will retain whatever you have read and probably understand too

expressglory:
NO ANSWER for now.The people here are not people of God!

lol

Mr. President has to be a magician to meet up with everything we expect from him. I know he will meet up because he is the best thing Nigeria has ever had.





Happy new year people of God.

superwitboss:
1. No if it is
Yes if it is WordPress.org

2. A lot, just that they are not as paid as Google Adsense. Examples are BuySellAds, Adpepper, Chitika

3 Check above....

I will mention you again, sorry for the inconveniences. What if it is a hosted wordpress.org site? Can absence still be used?

MINING:



The tunnel collapses and you perish straight up!

I have some questions I know people here can help me with answers.



1) I have a WordPress website, can I use Google Adsense with it?

2)what other company offers adverts and pay just like Google absence?

3)for a download website, what is the criteria for applying for absence?


Thanks people of God!

wizzyrainy:
please when did they invite students for test? because I applied, n didn't get any invitation

The exam took place on the 18th Dec. Students were notified a week before the date.

CaroLyner:
wrong person sorry

OK... Go an unquote me. Nairaland has started charging per 'mention'

CaroLyner:
..

Hello. You quoted me

Deliver us from the hands of hoes!






Must she make it public?

Even your girl Faith is so Unfaithful.

Jeromejnr:
With more than 5000 bloggers out there, you would have to do more than what you put up on your website.

In my opinion, your blog is dry you said your blog is all about sharing your opinion and experiences, but the truth is most Nigerians don't care about your opinion except you were already popular and also influential.

BTW is your blog about Nursing or about yourself? I believe it will be much more easier to gain traffic if you carve your Niche around Nursing and not yourself.

But after that you still have to know how to market your blog. Most bloggers only know how to write but when it comes to marketing its a zero.

LOL

It will not be well with you. Shey you said someone wanted to hack it.

Dj Lalasticlala over to you. Play me the song "salt uses and tips" by dlivefeeds on the front page.