Romance › Re: Help! Can’t Satisfy My Girlfriend Who Wants Sex Every Night- BUNMI COLUMN by Chiscomax(m): 11:49pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man
were lost in a forest and then captured by
cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the
prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step was to go deep into the forest and
get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three
men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The
Yoruba man came back and said to the king, "I
brought 10 apples." Then the king explained the
trial to him, "You have to swallow the fruits without
any expression on your face or you will be killed.
The first apple went in, but on the second one, he
winced out in pain, so he was killed. The Igbo man
arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him, he thought to
himself that this should be easy.... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter
and was killed. The Yoruba man and Igbo man met
in heaven and the Yoruba man asked, "Why did
you laugh? You almost got away with the trial."
The Igbo man replied, "I couldn't help it, when I
saw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons!" |
Politics › Re: FG Bans Importation Of ‘I Better Pass My Neighbour’ Generators by Chiscomax(m): 7:37pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
dear neighbour,
I still better pass you |
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Soldier Go To Heaven? by Chiscomax(m): 10:52am On Nov 15, 2015*. Modified: 11:44am On Nov 15, 2015 |
If say na me post this one e for MO male front page o |
Education › Re: A Letter De-registering A Student From The University On Grounds Of Being Deaf by Chiscomax(op): 9:22am On Nov 15, 2015 |
commitcrime: No crime was committed
He shud go sch for the challenged It's a girl.... |
Education › A Letter De-registering A Student From The University On Grounds Of Being Deaf by Chiscomax(op): 9:12am On Nov 15, 2015 |
How fair could this be? Saw this on Facebook and had to share.
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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage,Wizkid & Seyi Shay Appear In Funny Pepsi 'Long Throat' Adverts(pics by Chiscomax(m): 8:12am On Nov 13, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny And Fresh Photo Collections by Chiscomax(op): 12:16am On Nov 13, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny And Fresh Photo Collections by Chiscomax(op): 12:11pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Make Una dey look and pass o. Make Una no comment. |
Jokes Etc › Re: You And Your Phone In The Toilet by Chiscomax(op): 11:25am On Nov 12, 2015 |
emmchi: The third one am so guilty of.  You even have charging port in your toilet... Bros Mi.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: You And Your Phone In The Toilet by Chiscomax(op): 11:18am On Nov 12, 2015 |
holyFRED: The last one got me peeing on my pants!!  That's definitely you |
Jokes Etc › Re: You And Your Phone In The Toilet by Chiscomax(op): 11:18am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Swaggzkid: lol
am I guilty? We are going to ask Judge Jazzy lol |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny And Fresh Photo Collections by Chiscomax(op): 11:15am On Nov 12, 2015 |
More...
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Jokes Etc › Funny And Fresh Photo Collections by Chiscomax(op): 11:10am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Enjoy your November and celebrate the end of 2015
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Jokes Etc › Re: You And Your Phone In The Toilet by Chiscomax(op): 11:07am On Nov 12, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › You And Your Phone In The Toilet by Chiscomax(op): 10:57am On Nov 12, 2015 |
how truer could this be? This is how long I spend In the toilet when I am with my mobile phone, I don't know about you 
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Celebrities › Re: Kcee, Mike Ezuronye, Skiibii, Harrysong And Others In New Group Photo (adorable) by Chiscomax(m): 8:16am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Preshochyx: I thought so too, and he had to do it with his crew like don jazzy did with d Mavins. That e-money label is a joke And he hurriedly went to make a video so that it will seem like it is Don jazzy that copied him |
Celebrities › Re: Kcee, Mike Ezuronye, Skiibii, Harrysong And Others In New Group Photo (adorable) by Chiscomax(m): 10:05pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
Brimmie: I thought I was the only that noticed. Funny 'nuff, I downloaded the 2 tracks same day. And he quickly rushed to make a video... Woe unto him |
Celebrities › Re: Kcee, Mike Ezuronye, Skiibii, Harrysong And Others In New Group Photo (adorable) by Chiscomax(m): 2:44pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
I must yarn my mind... EBEANO is just JANTAMANTA rip off. When will Kcee ever be creative? |
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Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Hangs Out With His Social Media Fans by Chiscomax(m): 8:42am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Well, korede if your body touch omoge she go get belle  |
Christianity Etc › Re: If God Is Not The Author Of Confusion, What About The Tower Of Babel? by Chiscomax(m): 4:37pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
I believe this will make front page tomorrow Sunday.
Something we should understand is that most of those stories are symbolic stories. Just the same way I replied someone who said unto me;"How is it possible that Noah carried all the animals into his Ark including Ape, Gorilla, Mosquito, dog, cats, eagles, vultures, elephants, Cows, roaches. The German shepherds, Caucasians, rottweilers, ekuke then also the various breeds of other animals".
There are some stories which are just included to pass a meaning. Here, the aim of this Tower story is to make us understand that God is Sovereign, we can not become him but we should acknowledge him in all our doings.
Then again, in the new testament, I got to understand that we are Gods. There are some statements that are contradicting in the book to man but with guidance of the Holy Spirit, the embedded knowledge will be revealed unto us. |
Business › Re: How To Buy Airtime Directly From Your Bank Without Internet Or Using The Atm by Chiscomax(m): 7:15pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
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Education › Re: Esut College Of Medicine Students Asked To Vacate Hostel, Campus by Chiscomax(m): 10:30am On Nov 03, 2015 |
FUTO resumption postponed indefinitely,
UNIZIK resumption postponed
ESUT students asked to vacate hostel
#well, today is my birthday and I will not be for comments, I will only ask for it. GIVE ME A GOOD AMOUNT OF LIKES TO REMEMBER
!LIKE THIS POST FOR NO REASON |
Romance › Re: Help!!my Friend And I Are Addicted To Having Sex With Prostitutes, by Chiscomax(m): 11:24pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
WongFeiHung: Ok, i created this account to post this topic, i dont want to use my other moniker so as to avoid embarrassment It all started earlier this year, around febuary.My friend and i were bored and high, so we decided to visit a brothel. Both of us have had sex before, but we have never slept with olosho(prostitute) before, The first time experience was awesome, i mean with the prostitutes.I did not see it as a big deal, afterall, its better than mastur.bating
But as this year went by, we became regular customers at the place(i mean the brothel). At first , we would go there twice a week, then we graduated to going three times, four times a week.
Then my friend graduated into going there everyday, sometimes he will have sex with close to three prostitutes the same day, me too , i go there every two days or sometimes, everyday too
Now my friend(kazeem) is now addicted to it ! Eventhough we both have girlfriends,
He now goes there everyday, i mean every single day, even on sundays too..
He has even done it to the extent that he now has sex with some of them for free, that is to show the extent of his patronage there, all he does is buy some stuff for the girl(olosho). Now, im not comfortable with this idea at all.!
He was even telling me that he does not need a girlfriend again, that why ask his girl for sex, when he can enter 'area' (thats what we call the brothel) and have sex for a token
I am getting worried, i now have sex with prostitutes every two days, Kazeem's case is worst, he goes there everyday, most times,he has sex with 2 or 3 prostitutes
in short , we are both getting addicted, Kazeem is even addicted already
I feel like we are both too young to get into this
Nairalanders, i need your advice,
how do i get out of this mess, i mean cure this addiction, how do i help my friend too?
P.s, we are both 18 years old
urgent answers please!
Cc Lalasticlala, help me boost this please!  |
Romance › Re: Help!!my Friend And I Are Addicted To Having Sex With Prostitutes, by Chiscomax(m): 11:16pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Get busy with other things to take ur mind off this your daily routine of patronizing Prostitutes |
Family › Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Chiscomax(m): 10:43pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
hello |
Celebrities › Re: 4 Photos Of Korede Bello That Will Make You Shout 'godwin!!!' by Chiscomax(m): 9:29pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
mascot87: Follow me too @egunsolaj I will follow u back done |
Celebrities › Re: 4 Photos Of Korede Bello That Will Make You Shout 'godwin!!!' by Chiscomax(m): 9:14pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
follow me on instagram @david_is_kinging
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Celebrities › Re: . by Chiscomax(m): 11:42am On Oct 18, 2015 |
I support you...
These celebrities and their show biz is becoming too much, Hyping of prices and themselves.
Since she wants to show us, let her show us the receipt as well. |
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Says “who Wants To Marry Me?” See People Reactions On Twitter by Chiscomax(m): 10:53am On Oct 18, 2015 |
who say Nigeria no sweet ehn... |