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habayommy: Can Ɣ☺Ʊ imagine...


3 nites doing what na? When I no be gaay.


No its not a joke rather a comedy.

Laugh ke! Don't laugh o. abi u̲̅ don forget say u̲̅ get one kind terrible mouth odour Wey fit let person go into coma. I really wish i cud be of help.

Its Ω̴☺t funny rather its hilarious.
All these questions no even reduce the price "Ɣ☺Ʊ k₪☺w what" for market.

habayommy: Saw this somewhere, decided τ̅☺ share

The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigeria's history." The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his
hand up. Mensah replied: "King Jaja of Opobo,
1875" "very good!" said lecturer. Then she asked again, who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976." The Lecturer
snapped at the class; "class, you should
be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our
Country,knows more about our history than you do."


The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go". "Who said that?" she demanded, Mensah put his hand up, "Buhari 1984." At that point, a student at the back scornfully said;
"Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Mensah said,"Babangida to Abiola, 1992." Hmmm, a
Student at the back smiled " I dey laugh ooh", mensah smilled back and said Obasanjo
to Atiku 2001. Now furious, another student yelled;
"Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand
and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998" Now, with anger someone said; "Ɣ☺Ʊ little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice;"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh
shit, we're in Big trouble now!" Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone angrily
said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool" Mensah smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011"

Now the Lecturer manages to get up
and asks Mensah;
pls, who're you? Show your self..Mensah
jumped,yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM,
2012.

larride: Garri no get advert but he dey sell pass noodles
To smoke weed, you no need registration
Condom no get advert but he dey sell pass inhaler
Kuli Kuli no get advert but he dey sell pass sugar
Pepper no get advert but he dey sell pass dettol
Nairaland no get advert but he don dey over facebook

Oya drop ur own

samie4luv: http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/news/284-breaking-news/43956--bakers-apologise-for-increasing-the-price-of-bread

souleymon: Message from Nigeria's First Lady on her sick bed in Horst Schmidt Klinik in Wiesbaden, Germany.
"Fellow Nigeria, I am get well soon. It is the handiwork of the opponent. They want me to die, so that they will collect my husband,
I will rather commit suicide than to die. I am going to be alright, I will soon come to past so that I can come and visit Nigeria again.
The Doctors in Germany are trying they are injecting me well and I am working out. God bless everyone giving me a get well soon message,
but for those people saying I will not come to pass, God is looking at you inside Aso Rock, and the poison will soon kill them too.
On behalf of the Doctors here I'm wishing my family quick recovery for me." DPJ.

born2fuck: Little Akpors came in to the kitchen and found his grandmother eating breakfast.
"Where is mom and dad he asks?" His grandmother replied: "They'r still in bed." Akpors smiled and went to play.
Two hours later he came back and asked,"Where is mom & dad?" His grandmother replied: "They are still in bed."He
giggled and went back to play.
He came back at lunch and asked,"Where is mom & dad, are they still in bed?" His grandmother replied: Yea...Akpors
laughed. What d laughin abt?"asked his grandmother.
Akpors replied: "Last night dad came into my room asking for Vaseline and I gave him super glue