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**continuation**

As Jessy walked into the sitting room an saw us both half näked, I was already starting to wonder if my problem was from my village, asin maybe someone from my mother's land was blocking my progress when it comes to issues like the one at hand.

I couldnt understand why two out of every four 'SEXcapades' I venture into doesnt always go well and either someone interupts or a wire in the female's head sparks.

I and Tenny had a kind of chemistry I couldn't explain. When I say 'chemistry', I ain't talking about the study of chemicals and it compositions, but rather a strong attraction between two people.

Truth be told, We barely knew each other and we only met the previous week but it felt like I've known her for a longer time.

***

I expected Jessy to give a long speech on responsibility and ish like that to Tenny since she was an elder sister, but what she did surprised me. She cat walked past us and went straight to the door then after unlocking and passing through it she said;

'Teniola, If mummy come back and ask where I went to, tell her I went to Iya Tosin shop to make my hair. I would be back soon'. Tenny just 'Hmmed' in approval and Jessy she left, banging the door behind her.

'wow, that was unexpected' I thought to myself.

'what's wrong?' Tenny, who probably saw my confused facial impression asked.

'Nothing, I just thought she would para for you'

'If I hear say she para for me! Do I complain when she and Hassy use to do more than kissing in my presence?' She asked me rhetorically.

'hmm, you have a point sha' I replied.

I wasn't really in the mood to do any naughty thing with again so we ended up just gisting more and I got to know two more unique things about her which made me like her more.

Although she was a girl, she watchs football and was a chelsea fan, plus she plays video games too, and claims to be good at Fifa '13.

We argued about football and she even kept on boasting about how she would trash me in video games, funny right?

If you talking about being unique, then Tenny was as unique as possible.

Anyways, time flew faster than I would have wanted it to and it got really late, so I left for my house after kissing her ofcourse.

I slept and dreamt about her later on that night.

***

'Micheal!...Micheal!! Mumu!!... Cow!!!' Tenny screamed at me in my dream even though we were really close.

I wondered in a confused state why she screamed such abusive words at me or did I do anything wrong?

Eventually she stopped calling my name and a heavy slap at my back brought me back to reality as I woke up the next morning.

I sprunged out of bed with immediate effect with the intention of stabbing the person who just disturbed my sleep with a knife.

Luckily for the person, I don't keep knives under my pillow before I sleep, so I reluctantly opened my eyes to see who it was.

'Ode! You do deaf shey? I don dey call you since, you no wan hear. I even flash your number self' Dominic who sat on a chair in my room spoke.

As soon as I saw it was him, I just sighed in disgust and annoyance.

'who allowed this goat to enter my room self? Hmm, am sure it would be that my annoying sister' I thought to myself.

'why you dey call me?' I asked when I finally got my balance.

'You no hear say that St Saviours's school wey Hassy graduate from they throw thier valedictory bash today?'

'wetin concern me with that one? Na why you disturb my sleep' I asked, trying to resist the urge of punching him in the face.

'Mumu, time na 11am and you still they sleep, na so you dey sleep for school?'

I ignored his question and looked at the wall clock to check if he was saying the truth. And he was.

'Wetin concern me with them Na? No be last three years Hassy commot thier school?' I asked, trying to get his point.

'eh, but the school get fine babes oh! All our guys dey go the thing and even Teniola dey graduate from there today!' he explained.

I wasn't really interested in what he was saying until I heard 'Teniola'.

'which Teniola be that?' I asked

'Ode! How many Teniola you know? Shey na because you don fûck am now, you don forget him name?' Hassy who had been quite since replied.

I wanted to tell him I and the girl are just friends and the farthest we had gone was just kissing and mäking out, but I knew he wouldn't believe so I just kept quite and stared at him.

'Why you dey look me like lucozade boost? Go bath na abi you no wan go?' he asked.

'Hmm, which time the thing dey start?'

'dem don start already!' He raised his voice, I assumed he was getting tired of my 101 questions.

'Hmm, ok.. Make I go bath. But I go chop before we go o!, I dey H die!'

'hmm, before nko? Them tell you say we go commot without eating?' Dominic asked

'hmm..' I sighed, and just went to the bathroom.

While bathing, I wondered why Tenny never mentioned anything about her graduation to me through out the previous day and concluded she has got some explaining to do.

TO BE CONTINUED

**continuation**

NEXT DAY, 3:45pm.

*chatting on whatsapp*

ME: hey!
TENNY: Hi boo
ME: Boo?
TENNY: Yep boo, what's up?
ME: (*thinking* when did I become this one boo?) Nothing much and you?
TENNY: Am just there, bored as usual.
ME: hmm, same here oh. Are you home alone?
TENNY: kinda, Its just I and my sister.
ME: Jessy?
TENNY: yep
ME: hmm, can you come to my place now?
TENNY: Na, but you can come to my place.
ME: (shey this girl dey fear make I no räpe am?*chuckles*) ermm, that's nice, but I don't know where you live.
TENNY: that's not a P atall, do you know 'brilliant academy' at Bukunor?
ME: Yea, that JAMB tutorial center right?
TENNY: Yes, exactly. If you get there just call me, I'll come and pick you up. I live around there.
ME: Hmm, ok.. I guess I should start coming now?
TENNY: Yea, if possible.
ME: ok then, I'll be there in 20minutes top.
TENNY: Ok, I'll be expecting.
ME: Hope you cooked oh? Because am going to drink purge medicine before I get there.
TENNY: (giggle) better eat in your house before you come oh. Unless you want hungry to kill you.
ME: (chuckles) funny you. Anyway am out of here. Let me find what I'll wear.
TENNY: does that mean you are näked? (wink smiley)
ME: maybe, maybe not.
TENNY: #tenny is typing...

*quits whatsapp before reply is sent.*

***

Nothing really worth writing down had happened since the previous day, just that my dad told my mum he saw I and a certain Teniola girl studying the bible when he came home. My mum being a caring mother believed him and was so happy that her son now studys the bible.

Well Tenny is a sharp girl, I guess.

Back to my story...

After the chat, I quickly freshened up and wore something casual, just a jeans and a red top, then sprayed the little remnant of my 'incidence' perfume. And to complete the outfit, I had my earpiece plugged in, since I don't go anywhere without them.

With that, I headed out after locking the door and keeping the key at the usual place.

Moments later, I was at Buckunor and I called Tenny who took her time to come pick me up nearly 20 minutes later at my detriment. I tried complaining but she just apologise and I let it go.

We both boarded a bike which dropped us at the front of a yellow 5 story building, which was an exact replica of other houses around. It was a typical Jakande 'low-cost' estate building.

'Is this were you live?' I asked as soon as she settled the bills with the bikeman.

'yea, on 3rd floor to be specific' She replied.

The building wasn't exactly what I had expected, as a matter of fact it was 'far' from what I expected. The surrounding was very dirty due to the many occupants who didn't care about sanitary issues and the the building itself looked like something which was in bad need of a renovation since the paint had all washed away and some of the pipes were even broken.

I thought about just boarding a bike and go back home out of irritation but when she said;

'aren't you coming up? Or you still want to admire the beautiful building' with a sarcastic tone, I just nodded in approval and let her lead the way.

We got to her flat and she offered me a sit. Although the building and its environs sucked, her flat was that bad.

It was a two Room apartment with the sitting room painted light green, it was tiled with a small rug strategically placed at the center. Then there was a 32inches plasma which rested comfortably on a glass table at the extreme northern wall. The apartment was airconditioned too. Lets just say, as soon as she locked the door, It felt like I was in a different house and not the low-cost building I entered.

She tried offering me a softdrink, coke to be precise and due to my chronic addiction to coke, I almost accepted it but I replied;

'thanks, but you know there are poisonous preservatives in soft drinks so just give me water' I teased her.

She giggled uncontrollably for a long while at my statement and then went to bring my water.

We eventually got talking later on, and I got to know she was a Muslim, and her dad was married to three wives, with her mum being the second wife. Also, that her dad lived somewhere close to my own house in one of the rather 'high-cost' houses, so the wives takes turns to together live with the husband for a week and then another comes and stay for another week and so on. That explained why they lived in such an environment.

All I could say to myself was;

'chai! this man dey enjoy oh, three wives to Bleep on a weekly basis'

Somehow I was starting to really like Tenny because of her humility, her foreign accent and most especially her sharp brain.

Two things I look for in a girl are one, her ability to speak well and two, her ability to use her 'brain' well, don't ask me to explain what I mean by that.

Anyway, we talked and laughed so much we forgot our names.

Somehow again our lips interlocked and we started making out totally forgetting something until it happened.

Jessy came out of one room and caught us both töpless.

TO BE CONTINUED

Good morning you all

[quote author=Mynd_44]I am just playing around.
Don't lets derail this thread biko[/quote]lol, ok bro. You can hide all the 'derailed' posts, including this. Nitty nite.

[quote author=Mynd_44]wrong Consider fragmentation[/quote]what exactly is wrong? I dont get you, mind elaborating?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Lmao...stop dreaming[/quote]lol, your replies never seems to stop amazing me attimes.

valdes00: And na dis chistar type dey make dem girls dey brand us anyhow

hmmm, I comment my reserve.

valdes00: I wan see where dis usher chidinma story go end.... I guess it will be d same as other girls::::: B.E.D

lol, you go soon know.

Hmm, ok. You have gotten ny attention

'great, so start talking'

'ermm, Its just that I hate boys, you all are evil' she replied.

'wow!' was all I could say as I didn't expect such shocking answer.

'asin, Just today, the guy who I loved so crazily and had plans of marrying him if he even proposed irrespective of the fact that we are still in school. My so called boyfriend tried to rape me! All because I told him am not ready!' she spoke with so much anger in her voice that I began to wonder where the 'cold, shivering and crying' chidinma who I invited into my house was.

'hmm, so let me get this straight. Your boyfriend tried to rape you and you come to my house to tell me you hate all guys?' I asked, getting kindof angry.

'I don't know why girls judge all guys by the mistake the made in dating one!... Asin if 'all guys are the same' what does that make of you who tested them all? Imagine when....' I pondered.

'I know you won't understand' she replied, interrupting my thoughts.

'then make me understand, because that's what this seems to be!' I raised my voice at her.

'hmm, why are you screaming at me?' she asked politely. And it was then I noticed the veins in my neck were already showing. Frankly speaking she was really annoying.

'see, am not shouting. I just want to understand what this is all about' I replied after calming down.

'I knew this was a mistake. I thought you were a friend that I could talk to. I guess I thought wrong. Am out of here' she replied and stood up with the intention of walking away and going home under the rain that seemed to had increased.

I became quite concerned and worried by her final reply and it touched me, so I couldn't let her go without atleast apologizing for my ill attitude.

'ermm, chidinma.' I called her.

'what?' she replied harshly

'I'm sorry for acting that way, I don't know what came over me'

strangely she too calmed down and apologised for her wrong Choice of words.

She eventually sat down back beside me.

'I wonder why you were crying over a guy who doesn't know your worth!' I started my build up to flattering.

'hmm, how do you mean?' she asked with full interest.

'I mean, any guy who luckily gets you and let you go should be sent to yaba left for treatment because he is simply foolish'

She just 'hmmed' and I smiled shyly, blushing too.

'lets talk about better thing jhur, you ex ain't worth the gossip' I suggested.

'who said he is my EX?'

'don't tell me you are going to go back to that pervert?' I asked.

'hmm, Na, just that we have dated for like 6months and I can't picture my life without him'

'hmm, don't worry,you would get over him eventually' I consoled her... 'I'll make sure of that' I added.

She just smiled and I gave her a deep hug.

From then on, we became good friends and started hanging out alot.

***

'hello? are you there?' Chidinma asked through the phone, bringing me back to reality.

'ye..yes.. I'm here.' I replied.

'hmm, I thought you hanged up on me'

'Na, you know I can't do that now'

'hmm, ok.. So why are you staying this long at home?' she asked.

'hmm, to be frank, I'm not just ready for Uniport stress yet. If I travel to PH this time, I might not come back for a long time' I replied after concluding there wasn't no point in lieing.

'hmm, ok oh...do sha do fact and come to school. Someone is missing you like cray'

'so you finally...' I noticed she had already hunged up so didn't bother completing the statement.

'hmm, girls and thier wahala sha' I murmured.

Then I turned my attention back to the musical program I was watching, funny enough it was the video of 'Adele's set fire to the rain' video that was on screen.

'see as this people break nearly 1000 cups all in the name of shooting 1 video, If na Nigeria now them no go even break one.' I thought to myself as multiple glass cups kept on falling and breaking in the video.

TO BE CONTINUED

**continuation**

'Nevermind I'll find someone like you, I wish nothing but the best for you too, don't forget me...' heartbroken Adele screamed through my phone speakers as Chidinma called.

Adele is like one artist who I listen to and I can actually feel her emotions in the lyrics and delivery of her songs. She just released her second album '21' at that time and I fell so much in love with her 'someone like you' track that I made it my ringtone.

Ok, enough lecture on Adele. Back to my story...

'Hello?' I asked as I picked the call.

'hi, micheal?'

'yea.. Whatsup na?

'I'm fine dear, how about you?'

'am good o'

'you just forgot me like that oh, its not fair oh'

'anhan, you know I cant forget a beauty like you even if I tried' I flattered.

'hmm, I hear you. So when are you coming back to school?'

'hmm, why you asking? You are already missing me right?' I teased.

'missing you ke? Dont feel important o. I'm just curious' ..ID could sense she was just lieing.

'yea right. Anyway I'll be coming next week weekend sha' I replied.

'next week?! I thought we are resuming this week Thursday?' I could feel the concerned tone in her voice.

'Yea, I know. The additional one week is self imposed.' I chuckled.

'hmm, can you do me a favour?'

I immediately went on thinking mode on hearing this. Nowadays when a girl who isn't your sister or girlfriend say that I advice all guys to say 'NO' if you don't want to buy recharge card for her and her family.

'It depends on what the favour is' I replied in a manner which I sat on the fence, just incase.

'hmm, ok. Its nothing big tho, just I want you to come this weekend, maximum'

'hahaha, you are funny, I thought you said you weren't missing me?' I teased

'I'm not! Just that I'll be quite bored without you around'

'hahaha, its the same thing na'

'whatever, just tell me you would come this weekend' she replied, trying to avoid accepting fact that she missed me. Frankly speaking, I too had grown fond of her too and was missing her but not just enough to cut my holiday short.

'Ermm, I can't dear, I'm yet to do certain things. But I can come maybe Friday or Thursday next week' I replied,a knowing fully well that I won't keep my word.

'hmm, what things?'

'ermm, just things sha, kindof personal'

'I thought we agreed to keeping no secrets?'

At this point I had a flashback.

***

It was a rainy Wednesday evening and as usual, the whole road was muddy and in bad shape. I and Chidinma had been good friends for a while but not really close yet.

Real Madrid played Manchester United that night and won 3-1, with Ronaldo and Di Maria really rendering the Man-U defense useless. Being a solid Madrid fan, I was elated by this to the detriment of Urch who was a Man-U fan.

So We all walked home under the rain after the match and I, with the help of ever ready Tayo kept on teasing Urch who at a point wanted to break our head with a stick he picked by the road side.

We eventually got home only to see a figure sitting on a pavement just right in front of the lodge, there was no shelter so the rain fell on the person with no mercy. And we being Nigerian didn't care to ask what was wrong as we walked past the figure, then...

'Micheal?' the person startled me by calling my name.

Urch and Tayo both gave me a curious look and increased thier pace, leaving me behind.

I wasn't so sure if it was my name the person called and was about to keep on moving when the person called my name again, this time, I was sure.

I reluctantly answered and walked closer to have a clearer view of the person.

On getting closer, I saw it was Chidinma.

'What are you doing here? Under the rain for that matter?' I asked worried.

'no..no..thing. I..jus..t.. Needed to talk to som..someone, an.and I tho...thought of yo...you' she replied shivering and stammering due to the cold and maybe she was crying too. But I wasn't sure, atleast not yet.

'hmm, ok.. Lets go inside and talk' I suggested.

Momentarily, we were both in my sitting room and I offered her a towel to dry herself. When she was done, I asked;

'so what's the problem?'

'hmm.. Its nothing. Don't worry'

'So you came all the way from Ozuoba to my house to tell me that?' I asked, rather offended.

'Hmm, its not that I just don't want to bother you'

'hmm, I want you to bother me' I replied.

'ermm, just don't worry please. I'll be going to my house when the rain stops. Thanks for you hospitality' she replied.

'what's wrong with this girl? Is it that she don't trust me enough to talk to or she just needs to be assured I really want to hear her out?' I pondered.

'Ok, you know what? I guess you ain't comfortable talking to me, since we ain't close friends, so lets make a deal' I suggested

'what deal?'

'A no secret deal. Tell me what's on your mind and I'll keep no secrets from you too'

'hmm, why do you want to know what's bothering me anyway?' she asked.

'wouldn't you be bothered if you were in my shoes?' I asked.

'hmm, ok.. I'll tell you'

I have gotten so many flattering comments today and my head is officially swollen. So because of this, I had to modify my single post and added more juicy details to it so it would be longer.

Just my way of saying thanks to you all for reading and encouraging moi.

REFRESH THIS PAGE IN 5MINUTES FOR A NEW UPDATE.

@ms spaqs, Halleluyah.

@lukfame, lol, dont worry, you would soon understand.

@obinnau, thanks man! Idi too muchu!

#TYPING NEW UPDATES

HumbledbYGrace: it is

whats d reason?

Silkmoth33: im john by the way, the newbie. i see uve met johannah woman.

who is johannah woman? :|

Silkmoth33: lol! u no well...i drank too much ribena...thats why.

coupled with d fact that im in the spirit...from attendin mass today.

hmm, yea right!, like I didnt see you drinking tha alomo

Silkmoth33: u talk alone huh! thats cute babe.
now playin:
if u loved it like i loved it
and u feel what i feel inside
if u want it like i want it
then baby lets get it tonight.

if u feel it say: HEEELLLL YEAH!!

*checks temperature* smh.. No wonder.

HumbledbYGrace: I didn't go to church

for no justifiable reason right?

*puts on shades and sneaks into thread*

whats missing in 'CH_RCH'? lol..

I guess you all didnt go to church right?

Btw, goodafternoon.

Silkmoth33: hi chistar...i see u...

how r u? have we met b4? highly doubt it though.

lol, hi silk, am cool, you?. And We most definitly havent met b4.

**continuation**

There is always this time in the life of every dubious person when they all run out of luck and thier guardian angel desert them, therefore leaving them at the mercy of thier supposed victim.

In times like that, even the wisest person gets outwitted and the smartest get to know they aren't as smart as they thought.

I was in such situation where I was out of ideas and even my presumed guardian angel was nowhere near.

I sat down on the floor and went into deep thoughts, insearch of a remedy but all to no avail.

The problem wasn't that my dad would beat me, which he can't exactly do tho. But the problem was the scolding and annoying hours of lecture I would receive, then if I do anything wrong no matter how little, my dad would be like;

'that's how you would be bringing näked girls to the house'

I'm quite sure most of you all would agree with me when I say;

'why don't this man just beat me and forget about this?'.

In my confused state, stûpid Tenny had the courage to ask;

'Is anything wrong?'

I almost said; 'mumu, no oh, everything is fine, am just sitting on the floor because there is no chair' But just stared at her in total disgust.

It seemed her brain started functioning well, because she stood up and went to check what I saw through the window. She probably saw my dad trying to park the car properly and then she took charge of the situation;

'so is that why you are sitting down on the floor? Do you want your dad to see us both like this? Would you wear your cloth!' she literally ordered me. I wanted to object but figured it would be easier to explain if werent both näked. So I obeyed and we both dressed up. Then she asked for the least thing I expected;

'Do you have a bible?'

'nawa oh! Wetin you wan use bible for? Shey you wan pray say the man no go complain?' I pondered, but pointed at the bible which was placed on a table beside the couch, just because of sheer curiosity. I just gave her the benefit of doubt.

'good, oya come and sit beside me and just follow my lead, and everything would be fine' she replied.

We had both stared at the first page of the bible for about 5 minutes and I couldn't still understand how that would help, when the door bell rang.

I muttered;
'here goes nothing' and went to open the door, rather reluctantly.

'welcome dad' I greeted.

'why didn't you come and open the gate when I horned?' my dad asked, totally ignoring my greeting and taking me of balance.

'ermm.. I.. I.. Was...'

'good afternoon sir' Tenny suddenly cut in.

'good afternoon, how are you?'

'am fine sir' she replied with a wide smile.

'hmm, so micheal are you not going to introduce your friend to me?' My dad asked in a 'I will tell your mother' tone. Don't ask me how i knew the tone.

'I'm sister Teniola sir, we are from the same school are we both attend the same bible study fellowship' Tenny replied before I started stammering. She held the bible up to her chest region, asin she was hugging it.

'chai! This babe sabi lie oh! And after dem go talk say na devil dey lie pass' I thought and looked at my dad face to get his facial impression.

He looked surprised and said;

'Hmm, Wonder shall never end o! As the yoruba people do say ''aa ri iru eleyi ri aa fin deru ba oloro ni'. Anyway, I can see you people were busy before I interrupted, let me let you people continue' He replied and went to his room without asking any more questions.

I knew he could sense something fishy but since he had no proof he just decided to let it slide.

I waited until I heard him jam his room door before I talked;

'I'm so sorry about everything that just happened, its just that my dad could be....' I tried explaining.

'nevermind, I understand, my mum can be quite annoying attimes.' she cut in smiling. 'anyway, I'll be taking my leave now so come and see me off, just incase your dog has been set loosed'

I felt like I had wronged her already by trying to chase her out of my house when she told me she wasn't ready, so I decided to clear that too...

'You don't have to leave if you don't want to, am sorry about earlier. I was just being a stupid dîckhead'

'Na, Its not that. My mum would soon start wondering where I am and you know how our parents could be'

'hmm, yes oh, I really know. Ok let me see you off, but you have to promise me to come over again tomorrow'

'I don't know yet, but I'll try sha. We would chat on whatsapp'

'ok oh, miss Adetilewa' I teased.

She just smiled and I saw her off, Luckily for us, Ginger was still in its cage.

'what a nice girl, she seems to understand everything about me sha. She would make a great girlfriend, but would she even agree?' I thought to myself as I walked backed into the house.

***
I was back in the house, watching TV when my phone rang, I assumed it was Tenny calling to say she had gotten home but I found out I was wrong. And it was 'Chidinma' calling.

Who is Chidinma? You may ask.

You remember that Christ embassy usher right?

TO BE CONTINUED